Mystery Science Theater En Masse

Four Riffers, Episode 11: Moonlight warrior (Part One)

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Note 1: This fic is the sequel to "Crescent Variation". Refresh your memory of this fic by reading the riffing here. The first two parts deal with the original fic, while the third part has the riffing of the "what-if" chapter.

Note 2: There is a revised version of this fic, but it contains the chapters that are riffed in this part. Though it definitely shows that the fic has been edited and polished up, it will not be riffed. It would be redundant, since it's the same storyline and does not contain "what-if" chapters.

Note 3: This fic uses the original Japanese names... except for Usagi, who is given her dub name. The Usagi name now goes to Chibiusa in this fic (and later, she's addressed as "Reni"). Don't worry, the riffers will still address Usagi and Chibiusa by their names.

Warning: There's a bunch of gore, some misogyny, and tons of homophobia in this fic. Just like in the prequel, the Stu is Michiru's "first love" and this time around, it will be repeated a lot.

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1. Prologue

Hi this is Benji Himura. I am now starting a Sailor moon story.

James: I can't believe that we're back here.
Jessie: Sorry, it's a sequel. We have to suck it up.

I don't own Sailor moon or any of the characters.

Miyuki: Ooh, and thank goodness that you don't!

Some anime or manga characters might show up in the story I also don't own then. I own Benji Himura and others characters that will show up in the story.

Tomoko: You own yourself?
Jessie: He should, otherwise there's a problem.

It might be violence and sex in the story so if you are underage of seventeen are warned the content might be too improper to your age.

Jessie: "Might".
James: I did say that this was improper for any age, right?
Jessie: Yes.
James: Is this the same disclaimer from the last fic?
Jessie: Yes... it is.
James: Oh, bloody hell.

Read by your own will and risk.

Miyuki: And your mental health!

In anyway enjoy the story.

Signed: Benji Himura.

Tomoko: Yeah, I know that we're definitely not gonna enjoy this thing.

Prelude

Miyuki: I thought that it was a prologue.

The end of Crescent variation:

2000 November twenty fifth. In a small chateau of the Kaioh family two hundred kilometers from Tokyo.

Jessie: Well, you gotta give him points for remembering his own damn timeline.

A large explosion hits the area with the ground zero being Benji. The demons are dead. Benji half dead body is slowly sinking on the lake. His right arm is missing as well his left leg and a large chunk of his left shoulder.

Tomoko: Because we needed edginess in a magical girl series, folks.

He has many cuts from the demon claws on his body and face. "Michiru…" Benji says letting out his last breath form bubbles that move to the now far surface as he slowly meets his eternal rest on the bottom of the lake.

Miyuki: *holds a dead herring, sighs* Better get Emi to cook this...
Jessie: And you're going to shower after this part, too. That's one smelly fish.

From the woods that surround the lake a tall female figure walks from the shadows. She is wearing a cross of a swimsuit and a sailor school uniform. She is holding a large staff that in an odd way resembles a key.

Miyuki: Sailor Pluto?

She has long black hair styled in a very simple way casketing down almost reaching the ground.

James: Yeah, according to Emi, Pluto's hair is actually dark green. *looks at Emi's notes* She's really detailed with this stuff, yeah?
Miyuki: So is Miyu.

She sees the destroyed chateau, the burned woods, the burned ground covered with parts of carbonized demons. She sees bubbles rising from the lake. She also sees a small energy ball moves down to the lake and dives. In the bottom of the lake Benji is waiting calmly for his death. His lungs are filled with water but he doesn't care. He knows that it won't take long.

James: Yay, more sentences that will describe his non-death.

He can't see anything in the cold darkness that surrounds him. He can't feel any pain because of the freezing water. A dot of light appears in front of him. "Light…what a cliché…." Benji thinks half drifting into the eternal slumber. The light moves faster and wraps him. The coldness on his body vanishes and it is replaced by soft warmth. He feels no pain. In front of his half dead eyes he sees an outline of a woman. "God is a woman…not bad…I thought that I was going to hell…at least she seems attractive…" he thinks.

Tomoko: And this is the part where he goes to Hell.
Jessie: Even when he's half dead, he has to think with his dick. *scoffs*

"I am not God and you are not dead yet." Her voice is soft and warm. Filled with care and worry. "I offer you a choice." She says. "Not again…I am not going to…be an assassin again…" he says weakly.

James: *sarcastically* Because how the hell else are you going to be better than those silly women?

Benji can see a bit of her face now. And she is smiling. "That is good. Because I don't want an assassin. I want a knight." She says. "Take my hand and come with me. In the past you served my mother and now you may serve me. I won't force you." She says tenderly. "You are Serenity…" Benji says.

Miyuki: Wait, what? Serenity never had dark hair. What is this?
Tomoko: We're about to step into a bag of flaming dog crap.
Jessie: And which Serenity are we talking about? Queen Serenity? Princess Serenity? Neo-Queen Serenity? Well, the latter two are technically the same person, but...
James: Who knows?

She nods. "Yes. And you were one of the Moonlight Knights. I need your services once more." She says standing one hand to him.

Jessie: No, you don't!

Benji seems to hesitate for a split second. But he takes her hand. She smiles at him. "You will regain everything that you lost tonight. But I can't give you her love." She says to him.

Tomoko: *as Serenity* You'll have to ruin that by yourself.

He nods and she holds him gently. In the surface the senshi is looking at the lake. A large energy ball appears and it fades showing Serenity holding Benji on her slender arms. Benji is still missing his arm and leg.

Miyuki: And his brain. And his heart.

And the remaining limbs are hanging limp as well his now loose hair.

Tomoko: *bored* Ow, the edge.
James: *sarcastically* You know, this is definitely the first thing that I think about when it comes to a magical girl series.

"My Queen what you desires to do with him?" she asks. "Setsuna I wish to you take him to the time gate and bring him to me. He shall receive medical aid from Amy. When he is fully recovered he shall begin the training to become the first Moonlight Knight of the New Crystal Tokyo." Serenity says.

Miyuki: She left out the "putting the women back in the kitchen" part.

Setsuna nods picking up the unconscious teen. Serenity vanishes. "You still show the demon in you. I wonder if is wise keep you." She whispers to herself vanishing in the darkness.

Jessie: Spoiler alert: It fucking wasn't wise.

Tokyo 2003 August twenty third. Hikawa-jinja.

All the sailor senshis are in the shrine, most of then are chatting. But Michiru is in the altar lighting a couple of incense sticks. And placing then in the proper burner. She kneels and places her hands together and pray. Rei is walking with a tea tray to her friends. She stops seeing Michiru praying. She thought in asking why the prayer. But seeing the moisture in the other girl eyes she decides that she would not like if she intrudes.

James: Crap, she fogged up again. Get the Turtle Wax.

Rei walks to the living room. She sees Haruka talking to Setsuna. "Haruka why Michiru is praying on the shrine?" the fire priestess asks. "I don't know." The blonde girl says. "Since we begun to live together is like that. Every August twenty third and November twenty fifth is like this. She goes to a church or a shrine to light a candle or incense and pray. I asked to her many times but she never answered." Haruna says sighing.

Jessie: Yes, because nothing says love like keeping secrets. Poor Haruka. She deserves someone who's a lot better than this butchered version of Michiru.

No one notice the small surprise in Setsuna eyes. But they vanish quickly. "It must be the anniversary of someone death." Makoto says. "Well she was crying." Rei says. "She never let me do anything on those two days. She always cut my attempts." Haruka complains. "Maybe it is anniversary of the death of a former lover of Michiru." Minako says. "Michiru said that she never had a girlfriend before me!" Haruka says. "Maybe it was a boyfriend." Minako says. Haruka is red with anger of the blonde senshi of love.

Miyuki: Who predicted the penis envy?
Jessie, James: *raises their hands*
Tomoko: Yep. And those sentences just confirmed that Michiru was never a lesbian. Okay. Uh-huh.
Miyuki: Yeah, erasing someone's sexual orientation... doesn't end well.

"Maybe it was a very close friend. You know being only daughter of a rich family is lonely." Amy says. Everyone stares in silence to the blue haired girl. "What?" she asks to the others. "I don't think that is any of our business. If Michiru is crying someone death is her own business." Setsuna says. The others look at her. "But we are her friends. If she is suffering she could tell us about her pain. It might help." Serena says.

Jessie: Uh-oh, Usagi! You said something logical... which means that it's wrong in Benji Land.
Tomoko: Doesn't help that the hack hates her.

"There are things that are better to stay hidden." Setsuna says turning away to the door showing that the conversation is over. Hotaru looks at the two women that are now part of her family. And the very different reactions with that subject. She makes a self note to question her mother later.

End of the prelude.

Miyuki: And now it's time to clench your butt cheeks, because this is where the fic starts to really suck.
Tomoko: *bored* Yeah. I can't wait.

Chapter two: Shocking revelations

Crystal Tokyo.

In the palace of Crystal Tokyo the servants are working on a storm. The nobles are clearly excited and worried with the event that will come. The entire city is aware of the unique event that well be performed. Neo Queen Serenity and her husband Endymion walk in the halls being followed by they daughter Usagi.

James: Please tell me that he was calling Chibiusa "Usagi".
Jessie: I hope so. Her name is "Usagi", after all.

"It is finally time. I can't believe that took so long." Serenity says. "That boy was badly hurt. And giving his unique physiology

Miyuki: Does that translate to "penis"?
Jessie: Probably.

Amy took time to heal him properly. The recover was also long." Endymion says. "But it is all worth now. The first Moonlight Knight of Crystal Tokyo will be consecrated knight tonight." Serenity says. "It is a sign that our Kingdom is getting stronger and wiser." Endymion says.

James: *laughs loudly, stops, stares at the screen* You really think that reviving his Gary Stu arse was "wise"?

Usagi plays careless with her pink hair. For the last years all that she heard was about the Moonlight Knight. The hard training, the hard work to forge a weapon to him and everything related to him. "But with the senshis why we must have a knight?" she asks.

Tomoko: Oh, you know why. Don't even start.

"Because the senshis are the ones who protect the palace and the royal family. The knights protect everyone in the kingdom. In the past Silver Millennium the Moonlight Knights where the ultimate defense line of the city and of the palace. They held the enemy longer than any other troops and the senshis." Serenity says. "A Moonlight Knight have a similar power that the senshis. But they come from they own bodies. As ours come from our guardian planet. They might not be as strong as the senshis but they are far more trained and versatile than the senshis." Serenity says.

James: For fuck's sake, just say that they have dicks and dicks make them stronger than those stupid vagina havers. You know you want to say it, you rank Stuthor. As a matter of fact, you do believe that shit.
Tomoko: Well, that was blunt, Daniels.
James: Gah, I need a stiff drink because I said that bullshit.
Miyuki: ...rank Stuthor?
Jessie: British slang. He meant "disgusting".
Miyuki: Oh.

Usagi is not convinced yet.

Miyuki: Neither are we, Chibiusa. Neither are we.

Meanwhile in the Crystal Tokyo medical center. Ami is reading something on her palm top facing a divisor with a shadow of a man dressing on the other side of it. "You are in perfect health. Your body is not rejecting the artificial muscles implants after three years so it will not reject it." Ami says. "So I am less human than I was before." Benji says walking out from the divider.

Jessie: Oh, don't be silly! You were always scum, sweetie!
Tomoko: Heh. By the way, what's with the artificial implants?
Miyuki: *reads Miyu's notes* They're actually not out of place. Hotaru was a cyborg in the manga.
James: I find it odd that he's whining about his implants when he admitted that he's a fucking half-demon.

"You are as much human as you always was. The demon blood on you or the genetic enhanced cloned muscles don't make you less human in any way." Amy says. "After all your selfless act was very human." Ami says Benji face darkens a bit. "I am sorry for recalling it. And knowing that she is loving someone else must be very hard." Ami says.

James: That's okay, his dick can just steal her back because heterosexual relationships are the only correct relationships.
Jessie, Miyuki, Tomoko: ...
James: ...right, fuck this. *opens up a bottle of Bleepka, begins drinking*
Tomoko: It's not you, Daniels. It's the fic's crappy message that we're hating.
James: I know. I hate myself because I said that shit. *drinks again*

Over the years she developed a bond with the young man. Not young if you look at then. But he is younger by lived years. She lived thru thousands of years as he only lived nineteen. She can't help her motherly instincts enhanced with her caring nature. "I am over it now." Benji says. "After all I died to her in that night." Benji says sitting on a chair. Ami does the same. "I know Benji. But still must be hard." Ami says. "A bit. But as long she is happy." Benji says. "And as long she takes care of her I will not get between then." Benji says.

Miyuki: *holds up a sign that says "Bullshit!"*

"How you are feeling about tonight?" Ami asks. "You will be the first moonlight Knight to be consecrated since the Silver Millennium." Ami says. "I am a bit nervous." Benji says running his fingers on his long black hair. "Back there I was only a nameless knight in the order. One of many. Now I am the most famous Knight." Benji says.

Tomoko: Somehow.

"Well you deserve it. After all you passed by many trials and hardships until today." Ami says trying to cheer him up. "Looking back those last three years it is only fair for you become a knight with all the possible honors. The training was hard. Most of the senshis gave you a hard time. Specially Haruka after she found that you and Michiru where lovers. And Rini is not exactly easy on you too." Ami says recalling of how badly treated he was during his training.

Jessie: Yes, feel sorry for the sad penis.
James: Fuck him. *drinks more Bleepka*

"I can't blain then. After all I am a demon and you girls fight demons.

James: *groggily* She's a woman, you bloody cocksplat!
Miyuki: This version of Ami is at least two or even three thousand years old in this fic. She is called a "girl".

I am a living proof of your enemy." Benji says. "I don't think so. Serena doesn't think so and for sure Michiru don't think so." Ami says. She can still see doubts on his face. She knows that those she can't remove. Once he confided her that the demon powers inside him stirs when he fight turning him unstable. "Not unstable. He got bloodlust. Desire to kill. Demon traits." She thinks recalling his confidence. "An internal fight to remain human controlling the inner demon." Ami thinks.

Tomoko: What the hell does this crap have to do with "Sailor Moon"?
Jessie: Nothing.
James: Ugh. I think I dipped into the Bleepka a bit too early.
Jessie: You sort of did. Drink some rum instead.
James: Yes, I can wreck my liver even more now.

She looks at his brown eyes. They are in a slight dark brown color with a reddish color. She looks at the black irises of his eyes. They are slight pointed in the vertical. "If wasn't for the pointing on his irises I would never guess that his irises could become thin cat like slits."

Miyuki: In case you needed some useless details that add nothing but "edgy" stuff.

Ami think recalling of the many exams that she performed on him and that some she had to almost beg to him to be on what he calls his 'demon form.' "Nothing more that some small physical changes." Ami thinks. She leans closer of Benji who is quietly looking at her. It wasn't his first exam with Ami. And he is aware that she sometimes stays too focused in her thoughts to explain or ask if she is going to exam him. So he just stays still and waits for her to be done with him. Ami gaze is locked on his eyes. And she is bringing her face closer of his. Until her forehead is almost touching his. She is looking at his eyes staring deeply on then. Benji stays still thinking that is some exam. But Ami is trying to count how many small red dots he has on his pupils. "I never noticed those gold brownish dots before." Ami thinks. "Only the reds." Benji is about to say something but Ami hold his face with her hands gently with a gesture that surprises the soon-to-be-knight. Ami moves her face closer moving his face a bit up giving her better access angle to his lips before she presses her lips over then. Benji eyes go wide with surprise and his pupils shrunk. Ami in a light forceful way slides her tongue between his lips.

Jessie: Whoa, whoa, whoa! Stop! She's forcing himself on him! She's a doctor! He's a patient! This shouldn't be happening!
Tomoko: I thought that this hack believed that women can't force themselves onto guys.
Miyuki: Either that or he thinks that he lives in a porno.
Jessie: I forgot about that stuff. This better not get any worse.
Miyuki: You do know who we're talking about, right?
Jessie: Shit. James, give me a shot of that Bleepka.
James: I don't wanna. Go away.

Getting surprised herself when she feels Benji instinctively responding to the kiss. Ami have small doubt inside her. She knew that Benji loved Michiru no matter how he said that he got over it. After all you just don't run to certain death for someone that you don't love. Ami thoughts where in that line. Of course that was very hard to the blue haired girl keep her thoughts. "He is a divine kisser…" Ami thinks almost drowning in pleasure from the intense kissing. "Michiru was very right about him…."

Tomoko: Ugh. Bullshit shilling. Newsflash, Stuthor. If you have to warp their personalities to the point that their only trait involves getting wet for your trash insert, quit writing.
James: Or just don't upload it so the rest of the world doesn't have to see your desperation.
Jessie: This almost mirrors the stuff that the Kyos said.

Ami managed to get from Michiru trust enough to the aquamarine haired senshi to confide her few personal secrets. Being a doctor helped since Michiru knows about they oath of confidentiality. She knew that Michiru got really freaked out when Setsuna appeared in the middle of the castle main room carrying Benji on her arms. She still could feel the strong scent of blood and see the despaired look in Michiru face and that her first reaction was run to him crying out his name shocking all the others senshis specially Haruka.

Miyuki: I'm lost. Are we in the future or the present?
Tomoko: Still the future, Fujiwara. You see, Meioh sent the Stu to the future to get patched up.
Miyuki: Oh... wait, what?
Tomoko: I didn't say that it had to make sense. I'm just telling you what happened.

Crystal Tokyo Three years earlier:

Miyuki: Why do we need a flashback?
James: Because we needed to hear about his edgy injuries again.

Serenity and her senshis are in the middle of the Crystal Palace main room. Since it is buried deep inside the castle in the most inner part of it was the most secured room and was commonly used by then as a meeting room. "Now explain to me again why you want to bring back that dead force?" Rei asked to Serenity. "Because in the Silver Millennium they where sign of power and stability.

James: Even though they never existed. Okay, sure.

Also the force who kept the peace in the kingdom. Think of then as a police." Serenity says in a level tone. "There aren't any crimes. No demons or attacks. And we can fight by ourselves." Makoto says. "Still I think that being prepared isn't too much. We can't take peace for granted. That was the Silver Millennium mistake. Even having larger troops they weren't ready to combat. I want to keep the peace. And having another defense force seems logical." Serenity says.

Jessie: I get the "more strength in numbers" stuff, but this is just shoehorned in to make the Senshi do less or no work.

"I agree with her. We might be powerful but we are only ten. We can't exactly go out in a war. After all our duty is protect our queen." Ami says.

Miyuki: Nine. It's nine. Sailor Moon stopped existing, remember?
James: It's a badfic. Counting's not a thing there.

"That is right. Besides what bad might do having few trained troops. In the worse case is only waste of time. But after all can we say that is a waste of time? I mean we all take time to train ourselves. You would says that the time expend in the training where wasted?" Michiru says. The others talk a bit. "Fine even that we keep the Moonlight Knights. Where is your so called first knight?" Rei asks. "Setsuna is bringing him right now." Serenity says. "Him?!" Haruna says in disbelief. "Yes Haruka. Him. The first Moonlight Knight is a man. And before you say anything he is skilled and in his previous life he was a Moonlight Knight." Serenity says.

Tomoko: Because we needed more shilling. He's a man! He's skilled! Jeez, I'm already hating this crap.
Miyuki: I'm already hating the part where Haruka keeps turning into my sister because of a typo.
Jessie: Consistency doesn't exist, sweetie.

Before anyone could protest Setsuna appears from a pillar of light. The strong scent of blood fills the air and the sound of large amounts of blood falling in the floor is heard.

Jessie: He's cleaning that up, right?

Setsuna is carrying a half naked man. His clothes are ripped, torn and wet. He is missing his left leg, right arm and a good part of his left shoulder. He has many cuts on his body and face. His long black hair forms a wet casket hanging on the air. Thick streams of blood flow from his severed limbs and wounds.

James: Why the hell isn't he dead?
Tomoko: He's a Gary Stu, Daniels. You know why he isn't dead.
James: Edge, drama, gore, the whole nine yards. Yeah.

"BENJI!!!!!!!!" Michiru shouts with tears on her eyes running to the tall senshi of the time and the clearly unconscious young man. The others senshis stare in shock Haruka is in absolute shock with her mouth open in disbelieve. Hotaru sees the red stains on Setsuna white uniform. As the others senshis Setsuna always wears her uniform. "God!! Benji you can't die!!! Please don't die!!!" Michiru desperated cries fill the room. Tears fall from her eyes into his blood covered chest she is holding on his shoulders as if trying to hold his soul on his mutilated body. His dark red blood staining Michiru skin tight uniform and gloves.

Jessie: *bored* Oh, the tension. I'm on the edge of my seat. I don't know if he'll ever make it.

"Ami you need to treat him. Use everything that you can to save him." Serenity says in a level tone.

Miyuki: *looks through Miyu's notes* Can't she heal others with the Silver Crystal?
Tomoko: You're using logic, Fujiwara. Stop that.
James: Also, he just shits on magic.
Jessie: Then why the hell is he writing fanfic for a series that uses magic?
James: How the hell should I know?

The medic on Ami kicks in and she nods rushing to his side and shouting orders to the others senshis making Setsuna carry him to the palace infirmary. Michiru followed then to there only to stopped by Ami in the door. She where not left alone for long since Setsuna leave after places Benji on a bed and leaving Ami alone so she can treat him. "How? Why?" Michiru asks in a faint, desperated, sad and weak voice. "Ask to our queen." Setsuna says. "As long as I care my job is done. And honestly I don't care if he lives or die." Michiru stares in shock her former housemate. "Setsuna he is also a human being!

Tomoko: That's a funny joke.
James: I love how we need a designated villain in these shitty fics.

And he saved me!" Michiru shouts. "He is a demon. And he where send to kill you in the first place. You should think of how lucky you where if he fell in love for you and spared you and Haruka." Setsuna says in her usual emotionless tone. The cold tone and the fact that she was aware of Benji physical condition and his forced 'assignment' hitted her harder than any punch or enemy attack have ever done.

Jessie: And Setsuna is actually right! Too bad that it's wrong in Bad Fanfic Land.

Michiru falls sited in one of the infirmary halls chairs. "Only because he didn't do it or that he where forced don't make him any different from the others demons." Those where Setsuna last words. Those only made Michiru cry even harder. "It is our fault…if senshis and demons didn't exist he would have been a normal teen…" Michiru says sobbing. "And he wouldn't be in a table with out members and with his life leaving him." Michiru sobs harder.

Miyuki: She's going to do nothing but cry, huh?
Jessie: *sarcastically* She's a woman. That's all we do. Cry, eat ice cream, watch tons of romance flicks...
Tomoko: To hell with that!

The voice of the others senshis moving closer are the only answer that she got. Setsuna is walking away not seeming perturbed with her fellow senshi words or feelings and the fact that she held a half dead man thru time and space to transform him in a warrior when he seeked for peace in death. Michiru stared to her own hands. Her white gloves red in the shade of his blood. The blood that was shed because he loved her and he refused to kill her to stay alive. The blood that ran inside his veins giving him life. The same blood that she felt racing in the many times that they made love. The blood that filled his member who would fill her with warmth, pleasure and love. The blood that once she drank when sucking a small cut on his neck to not get infected.

James: Who the fuck cares?
Tomoko: If someone says that when we're supposed to feel emotion, you're doin' it wrong.

"Michiru-mama? Michiru-mama why you are crying?" Hotaru says kneeling to reach Michiru eye level. Hotaru who have grow into a teenager who stopped aging when eighteen looks at Michiru face that is a mess of blood and tears. "Who is that man?" Hotaru asks softly. Somehow the senshi of the silence knew that the answer would be very shocking and would hit hard on then all.

Tomoko: And the audience.

"He is…was my lover... my f…" Michiru says in a soft sad whisper. Taking out Serenity the others senshis stare in shock at Michiru. Haruka face is white as her uniform, her eyes are foggy with shock and she is trying to talk but no words come out. "When?" Hotaru asks recovering. "Before I became a senshi." Michiru answers in a faint tone. The tears have not stopped flowing. "He is like that because me…he is hurt because of me….all those years I thought that he where dead…because of me..." Michiru tears continue to fall and strong sobs rocks her body.

Jessie: I wish he stayed dead so we wouldn't have to read this.

Haruka is shaking. "I took him for dead…I left him…my 'sob' love 'sob' die…" Michiru says in a loud tone. She is near of breakdown everyone could feel. It was Makoto good sense that prevents the worse to happen. She looked at Rei and they tackled down Haruka and take her away covering her mouth. The wind senshi tried hard to break free with her shouts being muffled by Rei hands. Even in a tomboy like Haruka all those information where too much to her and she was also crying. Not as Michiru. Haruka tears where of jealousy, anger, hate, despise, worry, loss and rage. Most of the offensive emotions where directed to the unconscious man that she never knew but who clearly held a very special place in her lover heart.

Tomoko: We got it, she has penis envy. You done being a disgusting hack yet, Stuthor?
Jessie: Where's my dildo? I'm about to beat the shit out of that Stu in a minute.
James: Oh, no. Wait for the paragraph.
Jessie: What paragraph?
James: The paragraph. I know exactly where you're gonna lose it.

Michiru never noticed the event even when the others had. Hotaru is trying to comfort Michiru. Who gladly accepted Hotaru shoulder to cry on. The others look in a mix of shock and understanding. After all they all once lost someone that they loved. About six hours later Ami comes out. Her uniform drenched in blood and she has few drops of blood on her face. Michiru looks at her pleading. Ami takes a deep breath. "He is stable." Ami says in a level professional tone. Michiru is clearly happy. "Stable. But his condition can get worse as well can get better. He lost somehow three litters of blood if not more. It is a miracle that he held this long."

Miyuki: Yes, it is a miracle, isn't it?
Tomoko: No kidding. Now how bad is the science fail?
Jessie: *pulls out her cell phone* I'm on it. *dials a number*
James: You're calling Miyu?
Jessie: Yeah. *on her phone* Hi, Miyu. I have a question. How many liters of blood are in the average human? Uh-huh. I see... thank you. *hangs up* It's about five to five and a half liters.
James: The fuck?
Tomoko: Pfft.

Michiru happiness ended there. "But he is strong enough to be healed?" Serenity asks. "I would give him two days before it. Medicine is slow but any magic would kill him now." Ami says.

Miyuki: Remember, magic sucks!

"I see. Ami set up implants for his lost limbs and tissue." Serenity says. The blue haired senshi nods. "Why you chose him?" Michiru asks in a faint voice. "He has potential. And I am aware of what happened to you two. And honestly I could not think of anyone better to be a knight than him. You saw that his resolve is strong enough so he would die for his love." Serenity says those words make Michiru cry harder. Her blue eyes are now red thanks to the constants tears.

Tomoko: Ugh! Holy shit, quit crying, you sad sack! Tsukino doesn't cry this much!
Miyuki: Emi? Well, yeah. She's not as soft as you think.

"You know about that?" Ami asks "Yes Ami I know. That is other factor that I picked him." Serenity says. Ami sigh and moves to Michiru. "I shouldn't let you do this. But I can see that you care about him and he did call you on his sleep.

James: And he begins to ruin the relationship.

I will give you five minutes to see him." Ami says. Michiru face lithe up and she rises Ami takes her inside the room. "I warn this is not pretty. He is hooked on many machines that are literally keeping him alive since he is too weak to do so." Ami says and Michiru nods.

Jessie: *bored* We're still going on with this crap about him bleeding out? I just want this to end.
James: No, Jess. We have to see the part where he's on life support and all bloodied up so she can cry again.
Miyuki: She's gonna be dehydrated if she keeps this up.

They pass by a curtain, Michiru gasps in surprise. Benji is covered in bandages. Most of then are already stained in red. Over his lost limbs have some crystal devices. "I placed on his arm and leg the crystal to prevent the bleeding." Ami says and Michiru nods. "How he lost the arm and leg? Those wounds are too odd to be made by any kind of weapon." Ami asks. "They where devoured by demons when he fought let me escape." Michiru says reaching on his left hand and holding it. She moves some hair strands from his face. "Be honest with me he will live?" Michiru asks.

Tomoko: What the hell do you think?! We still have two more chapters of this garbage left!

"As I said he got even chances. It is all up to him. But if he hold this long I believe that he will." Ami says. Michiru is really happy to hear it. "For my entire life after I met him I blamed myself for his death. I blamed us senshis for it too. If we weren't senshis he would not become what he did." Michiru says.

Jessie: It's their fault? Man, you're a selfish little whiny prick, aren't you?
Miyuki: I hate Pod Michiru. She has to throw everyone under the bus for her Stu lover.

Ami looks at the other senshi with some surprise. As far she knows Michiru, Haruka and Setsuna are by far the most loyal senshis, even coming to the edges of being fanatics. As the others Ami know that Michiru where willing to kill people to get the talismans. That she would kill any threat to the queen. Even giving her life to protect the queen. And now she hears that she regretted being a senshi and hated they existence.

James: Because of a man with a mind warping cock. Good stuff, yeah? *sighs* God, I hate this shit.

"What was your relation with him?" Ami asks in a soft tone. "He…he…where my…first…" Michiru hesitate to says between sobs

Tomoko: *repeatedly smacks Michiru with her chains* Stop! Fucking! Crying!

"Your first? First friend? First lover? First love?" Ami asks. "All those." Michiru says softly rising his hand and moving down her face and kissing the back of his hand. "He was my first true and real friend. Then he became my first love. And we became lovers." Michiru says in a wistful tone. "In never had a true friend that I could trust before I met him. Someone who didn't care about my family money and status. He treated me like any other girl." Michiru tears fall over his bandaged body.

Miyuki: So... he lied to you, kept secrets from you... and he's the "ideal love". Okay.

Ami feel sympathy for the fellow senshi. She where also the daughter of a rich family and she lived alone with no friends until she met Serena and the others. She can easily understand why that man has a special and tender place on the aquamarine haired girl heart. More than a boyfriend and a lover he was Michiru first friend and she would never forget him.

Jessie: Argh! Shut up! Shut up, shut up, shut up! I'm sick and tired of this fic jamming this warped message down my throat and up my ass! I hate that pod person, and I hate that goddamn Gary Stu!
Miyuki: Why are we supposed to feel sorry for her after she blamed the Senshi who had nothing to do with his "death"?
Tomoko: Because.

Ami knew that. After all her first friend still has a very special place on her heart.

James: Until the Stu insults her. Because, you know... Usagi sucks.

Present time:

Benji broke the kiss causing to Ami let out a faint cry of sadness for it being over.

Tomoko: Um, what?
Jessie: So... we suddenly warp back to the present? And the Stu forced himself on Ami without warning?
Miyuki: Isn't lack of context great?
James: You know it isn't.

Benji has a minor blush. As Ami face is in the same shade of red as Rei skirt. For a couple of seconds she looked at him. No one ever knew what passed on Ami mind in those seconds. But she sits on his lap saddling him, she wraps her arms around his neck pulling him closer and harder to another kiss. This time she was not surprised when she felt his arms slide around her waist and he respond the kiss with a hunger that surpasses her raw desire. That only makes the usually shy senshi get bolder and asks for more and more.

Jessie: He's so great that he makes Ami Mizuno go horny. Ugh, I hate him so much.

End of the chapter two:

A stage appears and red velvet curtains rise. Benji who is wearing a white shirt, black pants and social shoes walks into the stage.

James: *throws tomatoes* Boo! Boo! Get off the stage, you fuck!
Tomoko: *laughs*

"Hi I am Benji Himura character and writer of this story. I hope that you all enjoyed it. I know that I did enjoy writing it." Benji says in a casual tone, he pulls a piece of paper from his pocket.

Tomoko: You enjoyed writing your... what can I call it?
Miyuki: His masturbation fest?
Tomoko: Ugh...
Miyuki: You know that he's only writing this stuff for one person, and it's himself.

"I want to say thank you for Ze Crazed One Mich3ll3 for the reviews. The one of for Crescent variation and the one for Moonlight warrior. Thank you for the reviews." Benji says. He places the paper on his pocket. "Well this is all the announcements that I have to make. See you all in the next chapter." Benji says bowing to the audience. The curtain fall and darkness fills the room.

Jessie: Did the curtain fall on top of his head?
James: Unfortunately, no.
Jessie: Damn it.
Miyuki: Yeah, I know. Let me take a quick shower. Forgot about that herring that I handled earlier.
Jessie: Sure. And take that herring with you. At least it doesn't smell as bad as this fic.

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