Mystery Science Theater En Masse

Four Riffers, Episode 4: Fairy of nature, Mistress of the Forest (Part Three)

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5. I'm still Me

Akiko: I question that statement when it comes to Bella 100 percent of the time.

Previously…

As quick as lightning, I was surrounded in a tight circle; James, Laurent, Riley, Noah, Brad and Chase all with their pendants glowing and different powers on show. I was in trouble.

Sonic: What is this, a bad soap opera? We already knew what happened in the last chapter!

Chapter 5

My body was dancing with excitement, adrenaline pumped through me, wings aching to be set free.

Jessie: Oh, crap. That stupid "inner goddess" found her way over here!

With one large push I shot up into the dark grey night sky, going well above the clouds before

Kyo: *as Bella* ...I was smacked by a plane.

turning and going head first towards the ground. I pulled up sharply landing neatly on my feet, a few yards away from my life-long tormentors.

Akiko: How can they be lifelong if she successfully hid from them for this long now? I don't get it.

I barely had a chance to breath, before flashes of every colour headed my way. 'ego dico in phasmatis of vis, succurro mihi evinco illa unwated creatura.'

Kyo: *points* Is that real Latin?
Sonic: Don't know, don't care.

I chanted this twice in my head very quickly, awaiting the response of my command.

Jessie: For the response to the command, please pay $15. Capcom put it in as on-disc DLC.

A deep purple glow illuminated the clearing, twisting skilfully through the Hunters, surrounding me; electric currents of pure power wisped around my body, feeding me the energy of the spirits I had called upon.

Sonic: *eating a chili dog* Don't we call that "gluttony"?
Akiko: I guess. In your case, I think we can also call that "irony".

I heard a faint whisper flow through the air, 'My child, we have granted you're wish. The hunters are stronger, yes, but not as strong as the power you possess.

Akiko: Yeah. Obviously.

Deep inside you will find the will, the strength to end this fight and continue living without fear... ' with that the almost angelic voice faded along with the deep purple glow, and time had restored itself after freezing.

Kyo: So just let all your psychic... ness out like Mewtwo and end it now!

The hunters play dirty, no physical fighting is involved, just powers and mind games.

Jessie: Sounds just like the Cullens.

'Wolf Talon!' I shouted out as a flash of silver erupted from the palms of my hands, cutting an electrical twister that was sent my way. I smirked, sending my own twister their way, then teleporting behind them, sending in another from behind. Joy seeped through me as I realised that the Spirits were right. I didn't need more power, the love I held for the Cullen's was enough to fuel me, enough for me to end James and his clan.

Akiko: Uh... doesn't that add to her already broken powers?
Jessie: That's logic, sweetie. We can't have that.

With this sudden realisation, I headed into full 'attack' mode. Taunting them, countering them, until I finally had enough. They were growing weak and tired; truth be told so was I. This had to end soon.

Kyo: Did the fight even begin? Where's the detail?
Sonic: In pieces. Part's over there, there, and there.

With a deep breath, I summoned all my power, using the gifts of the elemental dragons to finish them off.

All: *flatly* What.

My hands began to shimmer and shine wonderful colours of blood red, aqua blue, forest green, royal grey and enchanting silver.

Jessie: We just had to add adjectives to the colors.

Sparks were flying everywhere as I screamed 'Fury of the Dragons!'

Akiko: Holy... Bruce Lee's back from the dead! *thinks* No, wait. He's not that magical. Darn.

Jets of power flew from my hands engulfing the hunters. The whimpers and cries of pain filled me with satisfaction, in a weird way.

Sonic: *sarcastically claps* Our hero, ladies and germs! Our hero!

All too soon, the glow of power disappeared, and all that was left of the hunters was ash, their robes and sparkling pendants.

Kyo: Well, story's over, conflict's gone, assailants are dead. *gets up* See ya.
Jessie: *pulls Kyo back into his seat* This is the last chapter, Kyo.
Kyo: *scowls*

I fell to the ground landing on my knees, breathing heavily.

Akiko: Wait, that took effort?
Sonic: Hell, I don't know.

I stayed in that position for what felt like hours, but was only a few minutes, before I remembered the Cullen's were still there.

Jessie: Those must've been the longest minutes ever.
Sonic: This is about to feel like the longest chapter in a moment.

As quick as possible I stood up, and made my way over to them, stopping a few yards in front of them. To say they looked shocked would be an understatement.

Akiko: *wearing a dunce cap* No, really?

A soft, welcoming voice filled the clearing, 'Bella, what just happened?' I tore my eyes away from Edwards to look directly at Carlisle, feeling guilty at all the betrayed looks I was getting. Time to face the music.

Kyo: Uh... what genre are we gonna play?
Jessie: Something with that scary Latin chanting in it.

'I..I.. um.. Why don't we go back to your house and I'll explain everything?' I asked whilst still looking at Carlisle.

Sonic: And then they tore her to pieces and burned the evidence.

He glanced over to the rest of the family, each of them nodded slowly, looking at me with wary eyes. It was then I realised they were terrified of me.

Kyo: *ignites a flame* You sure? Because I'm not.
Jessie: Oh, put that away.

They had just witnessed the person they believed to be a helpless human, destroy 6 very powerful beings without even earning a scratch.

Akiko: *rolls her eyes* Of course. Mary Sues don't need to lift a finger. That's too much work. *thinks to herself* Wish I could do that.

I so hoped they would listen to what I had to say.

Sonic: Yeah, we made a vote. And, uh... *gets a shotgun* ...you've read "Old Yeller", right, Bella?

The run home was quiet, I flew just above the Cullen's so that I could hear any conversation that was taking place, but everyone seemed to be stunned to silence. It was, to say the least very concerning, for my family were never quiet.

Sonic: Really? I could've sworn that they mostly kept to themselves as a whole.
Kyo: I don't know. They're so inconsistent.

We came to a synchronized stop just outside the front of the house, and I let myself change back.

Akiko: Synchronized stopping! Now coming to... never mind, that'd be a useless Olympic sport.

I now had my simple everyday attire on,

Jessie: So she's wearing nothing?
Kyo: Hey, she can join Sonic in that department.
Sonic: Whoa... no. No!

with a heavy sigh; I lead the way into the house and upstairs to the living room. Plopping down on the sofa I noticed that everyone, Rosalie especially seemed to glaring at me.

Akiko: Because she's blonde and all, right?
Sonic: That and hating Bella is a cardinal sin in that universe.

'I suppose I better explain what happened back there huh?' I spoke no louder than a whisper, knowing fully well that everyone could hear me.

All: Dur-hay!

Rosalie growled before staring at me coldly and said, 'yeah Bella or is it Serenity now?' Esme snapped her head over to her before in a very parental tone of voice saying, 'Bella or Serenity, whatever her name, there is no reason to be so nasty Rosalie. As much as I want to know what's going on, she did save us from those men.' Alice, Jasper, Emmett, Carlisle and Edward all murmured in agreement with Esme.

Kyo: And that's the most that Esme will ever do in this fic. Hell, I think she did less than that in the books.

I looked everyone in the eye before saying, 'Serenity Isabella Forrester is my real name, but I have always gone by Bella, that hasn't changed. As you know, I'm not human.

Jessie: Of course you're not human, you pile of toxic slime.
Akiko: Whoa, Jess. I thought that Kyo-chan would say something like that.
Kyo: *raises an eyebrow* Kyo... chan?

I never was to begin with; I am the Fairy of Nature. I was born on September 19th 1809 making me 204 years old.'

Sonic: *holds up a picture of Rory* This hedgehog would like to have a word with you about his birthday.
Jessie: *flips through a book* I thought that Bella's birthday was on September 13.
Kyo: Of course it is. She was too busy bitching about being so old when she turned eighteen on that day. Personally, I wanted to cram a cactus up her ass in response to that.

I shot a glance at everyone, once satisfied they wanted me to continue I carried on, 'My real parents were Aurora and Caspian Forrester, on my 14th birthday the Fairy Hunters attacked and killed them. Ever since they have been tracking me. These hunters were just turned to ash in the clearing.'

Akiko: *raises her hand* I have a question! If that's the case, then how did Renee pop you out if she's not your real mom?
Sonic: Thinking's not allowed here, Akiko. Jessie just told you that.

My story was interrupted by a very upset Edward.

Jessie: Well, the guy's never happy. I wasn't surprised there.

'Didn't you trust us to tell us this?' His rough voice broke my heart.

All: Nope.

I stood up and began pacing, 'Of course I trusted you! By telling you my secret I was putting you in unnecessary danger, god Edward. I love you and I didn't want to see you get hurt,

Sonic: *collapses in laughter* Help me! Help!
Kyo: *helps Sonic back to his seat* You really are losing it.

the Hunters, they are ruthless and' my angry ranting was cut short by a sweet and loving kiss to my lips. I looked up at Edward through my long lashes and said, 'I'm sorry.'

Kyo: This is Bella. She ain't sorry.

'Me too love, but why don't you explain the rest of your story?' He led me over to the love seat and pulled me close, his arm around my waist.

Akiko: Because... she's "selfless"?

I took a deep breath and prepared to tell my family the rest of my story, praying to the heaven that they would forgive me.

Jessie: And then they tore her to pieces. The End.

Heyy Guys!

All: Hello.

Thank you for all the lovely reviews, they all made my smile:)

Sonic: Wish that one of them was constructive.

Sorry for taking so long to update, i hope this chapter was worth it. As always, a wee review would be nice or any tips on how to make my story better ...

Supernatural Mistress x

Sonic: See?
Kyo: Well, it's the "Twilight" section.
Akiko: No, that's Fanfiction.Net in general.
Jessie: Yeah, good call.

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