Mystery Science Theater En Masse

Egg Spiral Crew, Episode 8: Saranghamnida (Part Two)

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Warning: You have reached Part Two of this riffing. There's a mild sex scene here.

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Saranghamnida:

Disclaimer: I do not own Tekken and its characters. I only own Primavera Verde.

Manic: Because imagine what would happen if she did! Even the Williams sisters would speak in slang!

Author's Note: The second chapter of Saranghamnida indeed. Sorry for the long wait. I was busy with all the homework, meetings, disagreements with family members, everything. I've finished this chapter long time ago, but I got toooo lazy to even post it.

Amy: Hopefully, you weren't too lazy to edit it.

So here it is! Hope you enjoy it. Thanks to all who have reviewed the story so far! Be sure to read and review.

Chapter 2:

The Plan

Sonic: My plan involves swapping myself with Kyo. I'd love to see what he'd think of this fic.
Sonia: He'd torch the screen... and our house.

It was 9:35 pm, 8 hours before the flight to South Korea.

Amy: Couldn't we just fast forward to the flight? What's with all of the filler here?

Normally, the students in Primavera's dorm are either sleeping of packing up for this long weekend, but its not like that this school year. Instead, they partied and partied hard.

Manic: Oh, just like every college everywhere?

They went on until someone passed out, which was unlikely to happen.

Sonia: Either they're impervious to alcohol, or they definitely do not know the meaning of "hard partying".

I wonder who's idea was this, but hey, it is Christmas break. Might as well join in.

Amy: I don't want to join in. May I have a cup of ginger ale and call it a night?

While Julia, Steve, and Lili were out playing pool, Primavera and Jin started a pretty long, and pretty good, conversation. It was random, all random.

Sonia: Then it's not a "pretty good" conversation.

"Oh really, you think that this party is better than the raggedy two-person party?" asked Jin.

Sonic: Let's see how raggedy this two-person party will be, ladies and gents!

"Well, yeah, I mean, at least the party has a lot more to do than listen to their screaming. Why?" answered Primavera.

Manic: *as Primavera* Besides, it had screaming and drinking! That's a lot better than that woo-hoo crap, right?

"I think that you're not understanding the point of the comparison of both parties. The two-person party screamed and this party has screaming. Right?"

All: Duh!

"Mmmm…yeah."

"This party lasted for 4 hours and the two-person party lasted for 4 hours. Right?"

All: Uh... duh!

"Right."

"The two-person party was loud and this party is loud. Right?"

All: *annoyed* What the hell's your point?!

"I guess so. Yeah."

"There you go then. You may have your reason for it to be fun and I have my reason for it to be out of control."

Sonia: And I have my reasons to believe that this is incredibly bland.

Then, a loud scream is heard.

"Okay, on second thought, I think that this party is way out of control." said Primavera.

Another loud scream is heard.

Manic: Cripes, is someone in the middle of a wacky orgy or something?

"Okay let's get out of here. I can't take this shit." said Primavera.

"Yeah." said Jin.

Sonic: *gets up* Cool, they left the fic! I guess it's over now!
Amy: *grabs Sonic's arm* Sonic...
Sonic: *sighs, sits back down* Hey, we're not in space. I can leave if I want to, you know.

Both, Jin and Primavera, leave to continue their conversation, in private, in Jin's room.

Sonia: And I, wondered, why we needed, so many commas.

XxX

The two continue the conversation inside the room.

Amy: *woodenly* Wow. I was on the egde of my seat, wondering if they were going to continue or not. This is extremely thrilling.

"I told you that was loud, didn't I?" said Jin.

"Yep. Ya told me." said Primavera. "I guess the Homecoming King was right."

"Is that an insult?"

Manic: No, you banana brain!

"No, that is not an insult. If that was an insult, I would not have came to the Homecoming football game and cheered you on to win. Why would I insult my close friend?"

Sonia: This "conversation" is insulting my intelligence.

"I was just asking. You didn't have to start an argument with me."

Amy: It's not an insult, and it's not an argument! Jeez, how dumb are you?

"I wasn't trying to argue with you. That's not my personality at all to argue with someone."

Sonic: No, it's her personality to be extremely uppity. There is a difference.

"I know it isn't…..babe." Jin says as he rubs Primavera's shoulder, making the strap od her tube top slip off. "I've known that ever since I've met you."

Manic: And now he's suddenly horny.
Sonia: Maybe he turned into the basic Neanderthal, where the brain is located in the nether regions. I thought that those kinds were extinct, but I guess I was terribly mistaken.

"I thought you already have a girlfriend." said Primavera as she slightly lifts his shirt, revealing his oh-so-sexy navel.

Amy: I don't see what's so sexy about a natural hole on someone's stomach.

"I did…..until she went to jail for burglary."

All: *flatly* What.

"How'd you guys break up?"

Sonic: *as Jin* I went Devil on her ass. Nuked her with my laser eye.

"I texted her, telling her that it was over. I'm not going to be dating someone who is going to be stupid enough to go to jail."

Manic: *as Jin* Not to mention that I'm too lazy to tell that to her face.

"I don't blame you. I would've done what you have done. I certainly don't blame you for it."

Amy: *as Primavera* And even if she was framed, screw her! I want your hot man-sausage!
Sonic, Sonia, Manic: Way to go, Pervert Rose.

"I knew you'd understand." Jin chuckled. With that said, he pulls her close and he puts Primavera's hand on his crotch. "Do you mind?"

Sonia: Watch it, Jin. You're making it sound like she's too stupid to... oh, forget it; everyone has rocks for brains here, anyway.

Primavera kissed him in response.

Amy: The average girl would've slapped him.

It did not take long before they start going at it. She takes her top off, then her bra, and gave Jin the honor of giving her the breast massage.

Sonic: He's not arousing her! He's checking for breast lumps!

And trust Primavera, he loves it.

Manic: The pasta dish is a he? Am I reading that right, guys?
Sonic: Nope.
Manic: Oh. Should've been a bit clearer, then.

It then becomes a blur.

All: Nine months later...

XxX

Sonic: Oh, I'm pretty sure it's heading towards a Triple-X scene.

Damn. Julia had just won another game of pool. This was her fifth win in a row, and it was all over a large chocolate chip cookie?

Manic: If I wanted to read a stupid random fic, I'd pick anything that has us in high school.

"Woo-hoo! Hell yeah! I won! Fifth time!" cheered Julia.

Amy: If I hear "woo-hoo" one more time, I'm smashing somebody in that fic to the moon.
Sonic: Y'know... Kyo and I were miffed when we visited and found out that it wasn't made of cheese.
Amy: You already knew that it was made of rock.
Sonic: Yeah, but we just wanted to make sure.

"You know, you should've said h-e-double hockey sticks." said Lili.

Sonia: A horrid sex scene's underway, and you decide to censor the word "hell" of all things, author?

"You lucky we can't bring pool sticks on the flight, or else I would've beat down yo' block" said Steve.

Sonic: I'd beat yo block head like some Legos.
Sonia, Manic, Amy: *groans*
Sonic: *sips his soda* Yeah, yeah, I know, it was a crappy riff. Shoot me.

"Speaking of pool sticks, where's Jin and Primavera?" asked Lili. "They better not be making out."

Amy: *as Lili* Also, I think that they took the pool sticks with them.
Sonic: *spits out his soda* What the heck is in your mind, Amy?!

"Let me put it to ya like this. They've been making out ever since they met each other. They've, unbelievably, never got in trouble, and yet, we try our best to stop it." said Julia.

Manic: Well, she's a Sue, and he's been Stu'd. Of course they're always gonna get away with it!

"Who cares about that. We have more cookies coming up." said Steve.

Sonia: So... the possibility of an STD being spread around is less important than cookies. Gotcha.

"Woo-hoo!" they cheered as they dash for the cookies.

Amy: Alright, it's hammer time! You ain't stealing my woo-hoo's no more, you bastards!

Some cookie monsters.

Manic: Just wait until the lazy parents complain; they'll turn into fruit and veggie monsters right after that.

XxX

Sonic: As we finish our transition from a stupid scene to an even more stupid scene... complete with those letters...

Primavera and Jin finish their business by Jin grinding on her.

Sonia: Yes, he certainly was grinding her coffee beans.
Amy: And you guys call me the pervert.

His moaning is all that is heard, thus getting Primavera in a trance.

Manic: She must've joined Serenity in that LSD thing.

"Aaaahh….ohhhh….ohhhh….." Jin's moaning pattern keeps going on. "Ohhhh….ohhhhh….ahhhh….."

Amy: Well, that's not really a pattern. See, you reversed it, author.
Sonic: No, I'm pretty sure that the next moaning set is around the lines of "Ohhhh....ahhhh....ohhh...."
Amy: Thank goodness you weren't moaning that out, Sonic.
Sonic: Yeah, I know.

"Jin…mmmm….Jin…..I hear them coming." said Primavera.

"Ohhhh….who?"

Manic: Unfortunately, the correct answer was not "Kyo LeMaire, Jessie Baxter, and Cassy Morgan".

"Julia, Lili, and Steve."

Sonia: The sex must be really boring for her to remember their friends' names.

"Really? Damn. Just one more. Fifteen more minutes. Please, baby?"

"Alright. Fifteen more minutes."

Amy: But I don't want to look at fifteen more minutes of bad porn! Make it end!

"Good. Uhn…..ohhhhhhhhhhhhh, Prima*….."

Sonic: I've had bathroom trips that were more exciting than this.

And yet they continued.

All: Unfortunately.

XxX

The party, thankfully, is over,

Sonia: This fic, unfortunately, wasn't.

and the cookie talk continues….along with some South Korea talk.

Manic: I'd rather go back to the bad sex, thanks.

"So DCC*, do you think that we can find that student Mr. Doo San was talking about?" said Julia.

Sonic: What the hell is a "DCC"?
Amy: "Demented Cookie Cutter"?
Sonic: Huh.

"Well, since Seoul is loaded with people, we might be dealing with a huge road block. Other than that, I think we can pull it off." said Lili. "What do you think, OR*?"

Sonia: What do you think about this, AR*?
Amy: Like I said before; it'd be nice if there was a plot, SaTH*.

"You said everything. Lili. You, WCM*?"

Manic: "Will Cut Myself"? Huh? There better be some translations for this stupid asterisk crap at the end.

"Absolutely. Looking forward to the mission." said Julia. "I'll be overdosing on kimchee and bibimbap, if ya know what I mean."

All: We don't.

"What other Korean food items you know? We don't need a Korean encyclopedia." said Steve.

Sonic: But you just asked if she knew anything else, then you say that you don't need an encyclopedia... argh, this is crazy!

How did the conversation go from cookies to Korean food all of the sudden?

All: RSR*. Ridiculously Stupid Randomness.

"Oh whatever, Steve You're just jealous because the only food you know is Cherrios." said Julia.

Manic: I didn't know that Steve regressed into an infant.
Sonia: Well, he certainly sounds like one here.

"I didn't know your farewell was filled with whole grains."

Sonic: *woodenly* My sides. They're splitting. This is hilarious.

"Alright, enough with the insults. We're getting close to my dorm room. Calm down." said Steve.

Amy: Those were insults?
Manic: You see, this is why Dave Chappelle needs to come back to our televisions.

Prepare for some embarrassment.

Amy: *as Tom Servo* Ooh, I love the embarrassment! Give me more of that!

XxX

Sonia: Insert stock porn riff here.

Primavera and Jin, well, are still at it, but it is getting close to the conclusion.

Amy: Oh, the conclusion of this random nonsense? Neat!

"Yes…please….one more lick." moaned Jin as Primavera licks his chest. "Hold hold back now, babe."

"All you have to do is scream for more." said Primavera.

"Aaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh…..I'm gonna cum…..ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!" followed by a scream. The end.

Sonic, Sonia, Amy: *confused* Uh... what...?
Manic: I'd rather watch knitting as an Olympic sport instead of reading that stuff again.

And then….(bang).

Sonic: Someone shot the Spring Snob?! Woo-freakin'-hoo, you're all saved!

"Alright….tell me the story." said Steve.

"What story?" said Jin.

Sonia: You see, Mister Fox... when a Suethor and her fantasies are together... well, you get this weirdly written thing.

"The story of how her boobs are showing and your pants are unfastened."

Amy: Wow, somebody's got Steve's brain mixed up with Balrog's... or M. Bison's. You know, the other boxer.

"Look, Steve, it's none of your concern."

"We can't help it if we do this all the time, okay. Let it go." said Primavera.

Manic: Let's see what happens when she has a kid with him and he or she turns into the devil. See if that attitude changes.

"Relax, guys, I was just kidding." said Steve. "Now get dressed. We need to discuss our trip." And Primavera and Jin do just that.

Sonia: Remain on the edge of your seat as Jin and Primavera get dressed!
Sonic: Whoo, that was thrilling! For a minute there, I thought that they'd lose a sock!

"By the way, Steve, how did you end up with all of those cookies?" asked Primavera.

Manic: He robbed a Mrs. Field's.

"Ask Julia, not me"

"Julia?"

" I won a game of pool and he got jealous." said Julia.

"Yes, he was a crybaby." said Lili.

Sonia: *sarcastically* Because you see, men don't like it when they're owned by women.
Manic: Grrrl Powah!
Sonia: To be fair, some guys do throw tantrums when that happens.
Manic: Pfft. Then they're just whiny. Screw 'em.

"Oh, was he?" said Jin.

"Hey, I was waiting to go to cookie haven." said Steve.

Amy: *annoyed* Are we done with the stupid cookie crap yet?! Jeez!

"Okay, start discussion!" said Primavera.

And the rest of the night ended in order: discussion, packing, and sleeping. See ya at the airport!

Sonic: Good god, snails and slugs are faster than this fic's plot!
Sonia, Manic, Amy: What plot?

So what do you think.?

Sonic: I'm actually surprised that I haven't conked out.

Again, sorry for that long update. I'll have Chapter 3 up shortly. Here are a few notes:

DCC: Double Chocolate Chip; Refering to Lili

OR: Oatmeal Raisin; Refering to Steve

WCM: White Chocolate Macadamia; Refering to Julia.

Amy: After reading this fic, I don't think I want to touch another cookie ever again.

"Prima": Jin calls Primavera by 'Prima' during sex. (Shocker, eh, lol)

All: WE. (Whatever.)

Read and Review! Thanks!

Sonic: *gets up* Oh, I think it's Sonia's turn to cook.
Manic: Maybe she can make us some Pasta Primavera! Ha!
Sonia: *slaps Manic on the back of his head*
Manic: *rubs his head* Ow, man!
Amy: That's a very terrible joke, Manic.

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