Mystery Science Theater En Masse

Black Crow Crew, Episode 9: Sabrina's Adventure (Part Six)

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Betrayal and the Master Emerald Stolen (Chapter 16)

Last time on Sabrina's Adventure...

Cassy: The Black Crow members left for a chapter because this fic was driving them to the brink of insanity. That's what happened last time.
Kyo: "The brink of insanity" is one big ass understatement, Goth Kitty.

While Sonic and Shadow were fighting Eggman's army,Sabrina was captured and put under Eggman's control using a micro-laser device that put millions of probes in Sabrina's body,Sabrina was shocked with electricity whenever he disobeyed Sabre's orders.Sabre forced Sabrina to train to be the ultimate weapon of destruction.Sabrina gave in to Sabre's orders and joined the Eggman Empire.At the same time,Sonic and Shadow were captured and held prisoner in Eggman's prison cells.Eggman commanded Sabre to release them,he did so,but left them on the large island,they were unable to get back on the vessel as it left the island,until Tails flew in the Tornado.Tails had also found the fifth chaos emerald,the three heroes took off the island to rescue Sabrina...The chase is on!

Jessie: Well, I'm glad we skipped out on the last chapter.
Miyu: At this rate, should we just skim the whole thing and read the recaps?
Jessie: I wish. It's too bad that we have to shred it piece by piece.

Sabre and Sabrina were in training in the training area on Eggman's flying vessel. Sabrina has accepted her fate and joined the Eggman Empire,it has been about a day since she had joined Sabre and Dr. Eggman on the quest for world domination.

Miyu: Um... do we care about the fact that it has been a day?

"You're as good of a fighter as me already,sister! I think we will make an unstoppable team!" Sabre said,pleased with the results of Sabrina's training.

Kyo: I felt sorry for the guy two chapters ago... and I'm already annoyed with him in this one for some reason.
Cassy: Needs more hammy villainy.

"Yes,brother,we will stop Sonic and his friends from stopping us,and conquer the world,together!" Sabrina continued her training. "Hey sister,want to spar with me?" Sabrina made an evil grin.

Jessie: Because she's evil, in case any of you out there missed that.

"Ready when you are!" The two yellow hedgehogs got in fighting poses and started fighting.

Cassy: If this stuff's supposed to be evil, then that would make Kyo a great villain.
Kyo: Oh, that would be wonderful.

Meanwhile...

Sonic,Tails,an d Shadow were flying in the Tornado,searching for the flying vessel that Sabrina was being held. "Tails,any news yet?" Sonic asked from behind. "No,not yet,but the chaos emeralds are glowing a little.Maybe we should check it out." Sonic and Shadow nodded and the plane turned in the direction of the energy source.

Kyo: And that'll probably be the only time that you'll see them for a while. Because, as you know, they ain't Sabrina.

On Eggman's flying fortress...

Eggman was giving Sabrina and Sabre their first mission. "Ahem. At last,the time has finally come for the first phase for world domination.Sabrina,Sabre,you two will have to find the seven chaos emeralds." Sabrina stood forward. "Doctor,I know that Sonic and his friends currently have five of the seven emeralds.Maybe if I can get through them,I will be able to collect the emeralds from them.Sabre can search for the other two emeralds." Eggman smiled "That is brilliant,Sabrina! Since that pesky rodent,Sonic doesn't know who you are with,you can sneak away with them! You are smarter than I thought!

Cassy: *sighs* And yet another person praises the Sue. She can do no wrong, even when she's "evil".
Miyu: Well, the plan's going to work, anyway. That's mainly because Sonic and his pals are so dumb, they make the Three Stooges look like Harvard graduates in comparison.
Jessie: Ouch.

Hurry! There isn't much time to lose here,find the chaos emeralds and bring them here!" Sabre and Sabrina gave a salute and walked away to the pod launcher. "Are you ready,sister?" Sabrina nodded and entered her pod.The pods closed and launched at the nearby cities.Sabrina's pod went to Station Square and Sabre's pod went to Paradise Island.

Kyo: Where another in-joke was made.

Sabrina's pod landed in an alley,the pod slowly opened and she walked out with a communicator in her hand. "Sabre,step one completed,beginning step two." Sabrina started running through the city,when she got to the pier near the ocean,she felt a weak energy.She looked out into the sky and saw a tiny speck moving.She picked up her communicator and talked into it. "Doctor,chaos emeralds located,I'm in pursuit." Sabrina hid in an alley.

Cassy: Care to tell us that she was in an alley? I don't think my short term memory broke hard enough.

Sonic,Tails,and Shadow were following the energy signal,which has suddenly changed direction a few moments ago. "Were getting pretty close,Sonic! It's in Station Square!" Sonic looked below and couldn't see anything. "Man,somebody must have it!" Suddenly,Shadow stood up and looked below. "I feel the energy,this energy is very strong,it could be Sabrina's emerald!"

Jessie: *rolls her eyes* Oh, what else could it be?

Sonic perked up. "I think you're right! I see her right there!" Shadow looked down again and saw Sabrina there,waving at them. Tails landed the Tornado and everyone hopped out and ran toward Sabrina. "Hey kid,you're okay! We were so worried about you!" Shadow walked up to her and gave her a short hug. "I really was worried about you."

Miyu: Yes, everyone was worried about the Mary Sue. Were you guys worried about her?
Kyo: I obviously wasn't.

Shadow stepped back and they all walked towards the Tornado and showed her the chaos emeralds. "Wow! Five emeralds already! What a surprise!"

Cassy: Who's talking?
Kyo, Miyu, Jessie: *shrugs*

Suddenly,out of nowhere,

Miyu: Which was also sudden...
Jessie: This Suethor's got to be the chief of the Redundancy Department of Redundancy.

Sabrina attacks Sonic,Tails,and Shadow. They all flew in different directions.Sabrina took the bag of chaos emeralds and disappeared. Sonic recovered first and got back up. "Hey! Where'd she go?" Shadow got up and looked around,she was nowhere in sight. "Sonic! She took the chaos emeralds!" Shadow looked in the sky and saw a small aircraft heading towards a bigger aircraft. "There she is! She's headed towards Eggman's ship!"

Kyo: I'd love to see those guys on "Jeopardy!" They'd hit the negatives so hard.
Miyu: *adjusts glasses* They'd have to amass enough brainpower to press their buzzers first, Kyo.

"Sabre,phase one completed.Returning to base with the chaos emeralds."

Jessie: I thought that was step one... oh, forget it.

Sabrina was able to quickly get away from the three heroes with the five chaos emeralds in her hands.Her pod was headed back to Eggman's vessel.

*Cassy leaves the living room while sighing and shortly returns with a bowl of broccoli.*
Jessie: What are you doing, sweetie?
Cassy: I don't know who or what she's writing for, but it sure as hell isn't for people. So now I'm assuming that this bowl of broccoli is the correct audience. There's too much hand holding in this thing, y'know? And by the way, more glitter is escaping from your room, Jess.
Jessie: *thinking to herself* Oh, crap. It's getting worse?
Cassy: Jess?
Jessie: Um, yeah... I'll vacuum it up after the fic.

Her pod safely landed on the vessel's landing area,her pod opened and she walked towards the entrance.She found the entrance,the same one she carried Sabre into.She pushed five numbers and walked in to see a very pleased Eggman.

Miyu: Do I have a better chance of absorbing this thing if I wear a dunce cap and drool constantly?
Kyo: Yes. And I think I'll do just that.

"Well done,Sabrina! You did an excellent job! Let me see them." Sabrina pulled out the bag and showed him the five chaos emeralds,Eggman smiled and took the bag. "Sabre should be returning soon,hopefully he will find the other two emeralds!"

Kyo: Christ, "Sesame Street" had a reason for being redundant when it came to counting! What's this fic's excuse?

Sonic,Tails,and Shadow were lost in confusion when Sabrina attacked them and stole their chaos emeralds. "Why!? Why did she do that?" Shadow said while pounding his fist on the concrete.

Cassy: 'Cause y'all's dumb, that's why.
Miyu: Cassidy... what just happened to your speech there?
Cassy: Maybe my sanity is going away, I don't know. And I don't really care.

Sonic looked back up at the larger aircraft in the sky. "I don't know,but I bet Eggman has something to do with this!" Suddenly,Sonic was punched by another yellow hedgehog,Sabre.

Kyo: *begins looking for paper and tape*

"Sabre,where's Sabrina?!" Shadow blurted out. "I've already told you,she's with us now. Looks like I still need to finish you off!" Sabre suddenly disappeared,a small aircraft was seen flying towards Eggman's vessel. "Doctor,this is Sabre reporting,I have found the last two chaos emeralds.Returning to base." He looked at the two chaos emeralds he found,he found a light blue emerald on Paradise Island,and he found the yellow emerald in the ocean closeby there.

All: *flatly* How convenient.

His pod landed on the same area where Sabrina's landed.He stepped out and entered the vessel with the two emeralds,Eggman was waiting there for Sabre to return.

Jessie: And Sabre doesn't get a huge pod exiting description because he's not Sabrina.

"Excellent job,Sabre! I knew I could count on you!" Sabre smiled and gave him the emeralds. "This is perfect,doctor,now that we have the seven chaos emeralds,we're going to at last conquer the world!"

Kyo: Okay, here's what's going to happen... you use the seven emeralds to blow up the world, and we'll forget that this fic existed. Deal?
Miyu: I wish it was that easy.

Sonic,Tails,and Shadow were getting ready to fly to Eggman's vessel.Suddenly,Shadow felt a very strong energy. "Sonic! I'm feeling the power of all seven chaos emeralds! Eggman got all the emeralds!"

Jessie: *bangs her head against her armrest*

Tails stood up and ran to the Tornado,starting it up. "C'mon guys! We have to stop Eggman now!" Sonic and Shadow hopped into the bi-plane and took off towards Eggman's ship. The plane was moving slower than it used to. "We can't go as fast without a chaos emerald,but I think we can still catch up with it!" Sonic and Shadow nodded,the Tornado was slowly approaching Eggman's vessel.

Cassy: And then they ran out of gas and died. The End... I wish.

Eggman was looking at the seven chaos emeralds they found,he had put the emeralds in an energy containment chamber. Sabrina and Sabre walked in and pointed out the window. "Doctor,that blue hedgehog and his friends are approaching the vessel,what should we do?" Eggman made an evil grin. "Stop them at all costs! I will go to the space colony ARK and prepare the eclipse cannon.You two stop that pesky Sonic once and for all!" Sabre and Sabrina saluted. "As you wish,doctor." The two hedgehogs ran toward their pods and took off.

Miyu: Eclipse Cannon? Wait a second...
Jessie: This is "Sonic Adventure 2" with a Mary Sue wrecking ball in it!
Kyo: Oh, for cryin' out loud!

Sonic,Tails,and Shadow were getting very close to the large vessel when two small aircrafts flew right by them,almost hitting them. "Tails,follow those pods!" Tails nodded and turned the plane around and flew back to Station Square.The two pods landed in the street,Sabre and Sabrina started destroying buildings.

Jessie: We were kidding in the last part. Now she just turned into Godzilla for real?
Miyu: Yes, unfortunately.
Cassy: So Station Square has only one street. Gotcha.
Kyo: And I guess the Sue and her twin are more important.

The Tornado landed,Sonic,Tails,and Shadow ran out and after the two yellow hedgehogs. "Stop,Sabrina!" Sonic lunged at Sabre first,but he missed and ran after Sabrina. "Sorry if I have to do this,Sabrina,but I have no other choice!" Sonic ran at full speed,hitting Sabrina and knocking her down. Sabrina got back up and ran at Shadow,she knocked him down.

Miyu: *flustered* And then Shadow knocks down Sabre, who knocks down Sonic, who knocks down Sabrina--
Kyo, Jessie, Cassy: Calm down, Miyu.

"Sabrina,what are you doing? We didn't do anything to you! Stop this senseless fight!" Sabrina didn't listen,she lunged herself at Shadow again and punched him. "Ugh! Stop! I don't want to hurt you!" Sabre suddenly got a message on his communicator. "Sabre,this is Dr. Eggman,I have a new assignment for you. Go to Angel Island and bring the Master Emerald to me for the Eclipse Cannon! You need to go alone on this!"

Cassy: *as Eggman* Never mind the fact that I'm possibly saying this out loud so the idiot heroes can hear me!

Sabre sneaked away into his pod and took off. "Copy that,doctor!" His pod took off into the sky.Sabrina was still fighting Sonic and Shadow,Shadow is still refusing to fight his best friend. "Don't make me hurt you!" Sabrina kept swiping at him with full force.Shadow kept dodging them.

Kyo: Jeez, hit her already! We won't care if you do!

Meanwhile on Angel Island...

Knuckles was busy guarding the Master Emerald. "Hm,I wonder what Sonic and the others went off to,I haven't heard from them in weeks."

Jessie: They gave their middle fingers to you, sweetie. Find new friends.

He continued his resting.Suddenly,a rumbling sound was heard,Knuckles sat up and looked around and saw a yellow hedgehog on the bridge. "Huh? Who are you? And what are you doing on my island?" The yellow hedgehog slowly walked up towards the altar and made an evil grin.

Miyu: *as the author* Did I forget to mention that he was yellow and grins evilly?

"I'm here for this lovely,yet powerful gem,you pathetic little weakling!"

Cassy: *as Sabre* How much may I purchase it for, weakling?!

Knuckles put up his fists and clenched them in rage. "WHAT?! Nobody takes the Master Emerald or calls me weak!"

Kyo: Well, he will, and you've been bashed in the head too many times in this fic. You're boned, bro.

Knuckles launched himself at the hedgehog and got ready to punch him,but the hedgehog grabbed his arm and twisted it.

Miyu: What the heck is with this author's obsession of arms? Did they look at her funny when she was a kid or something?

Knuckles screamed in pain and fell to the ground.He got back up and ran at the hedgehog again and tried to punch,but the stranger grabbed his arm again and tossed him off the floating island. "Have a nice fall! Oh,and thank you for this emerald!"

Cassy: I'm betting that the author hates Knuckles for some reason. That's gotta be why he sucks so much here.
Miyu: Cassidy... everyone not named Sabrina stinks in this fic. At this rate, you probably can't even tell who the author dislikes.

The yellow hedgehog jumped onto the altar,he picked up the giant green emerald and jumped off the island and took off into the sky in a small aircraft.Knuckles climbed back on the island and started gliding after the small flying pod. "Hm,that hedgehog looked just like Sabrina! She's gonna pay for this!" He disappeared into the dark sky.

Jessie: Wow, this boy makes popcorn look smart.

Sabrina was still beating up Sonic and Shadow in Station Square. Sabrina had just punched Sonic.

Kyo: Actually, they were playing "Pin the Fist on the Resident Blue Dumbass".

"Sabrina,what's happened to you? Why are you doing this?"

Cassy: Because she's a Sonic Hero!

Suddenly, a small pod flew through the sky,it had a large green jewel on the back of it.A message came in on Sabrina's communicator. "Sabrina,this is Dr. Eggman,return to the base and get ready to leave for the space colony ARK.Return immediately!" "Copy that.Sabre,report!" Sabre's voice came in the communicator. "Phase two completed,I have retrieved the Master Emerald,returning to base!"

Miyu: One of the idiots will finally get the message in three... two...

Sonic heard the messages and gasped.

Miyu: *slowly claps*

"Sabrina! Y-You betrayed us?! You're working for Eggman and Sabre?!"

Kyo: What the hell was your first clue?!

Sabrina didn't say anything,she made an evil grin and went back to her pod and took off into the sky.

Jessie: Because as you know, all evil people... oh, forget this. I should've taken a shot for every "evil grin" here.

Shadow tried to follow,but the pod was flying over the ocean. "Sabrina! Don't do this to us! Sonic,we have to stop her! I heard they're headed towards the space colony ARK! Maybe we can get there first.They have all the chaos emeralds,they got the Master Emerald,they even have Sabrina,which also means they have the black chaos emerald!"

Kyo: Who the hell is talking?!
Miyu, Jessie, Cassy: *shrugs*

Tails walked up to them. "Sonic! I think we can get on their space shuttle before it takes off! Wanna give it a shot?" Sonic thought for a moment and stood up. "Okay,let's do this!"

Cassy: Do what?
Jessie: Another ass pull, that's what.

Will Sonic,Tails,and Shadow be able to get to the space colony ARK before Dr. Eggman fires the eclipse cannon?

Miyu: Yes.

Will Sabrina and Sabre attempt to fire the planet-destroying weapon of mass destruction?

Cassy: Yes!

Will Knuckles be able to get the Master Emerald back from Sabre?

Jessie: Nope. Because he's too dumb.

Find out next time on Sabrina's Adventure!

Kyo: I don't give a crap.

You better review or I'll go in rage stage on you!

Cassy: And stop your empty threats, Suethor.
Kyo: Christ, these "threats" are more annoying than gnats.

And don't forget about that new fic offer!

Miyu: Translation: The "new" fic is basically the same as every other Sonic high school fic out there. Some Sue manages to win Shadow's heart within two minutes.

Earth Doomed? (Chapter 17)

Cassy: Please say yes so this fic can end!

Last time on Sabrina's Adventure...

Sonic,Tails,and Shadow were looking for the last two chaos emeralds,but ended up finding Sabrina in Station Square.While they were showing Sabrina the five chaos emeralds,she struck and attacked them and stole the five emeralds.At the same time,Sabre was commanded by Dr. Eggman to find the last two chaos emeralds and the Master Emerald from Angel Island.Sabre attacked Knuckles,he got away and stole the Master Emerald,but Knuckles thinks it was Sabrina who attacked him.He went after the yellow hedgehog towards Station Square. Sonic had figured out the problem with Sabrina,and he found out that they were going to use the chaos emeralds to use the eclipse cannon on the space colony ARK.Sonic,Tails,and Shadow made a decision and left to Eggman's vessel to hitch a ride to the space colony ARK.

It's a race against time to stop Sabre,Eggman,and Sabrina from firing the eclipse cannon and destroying the world!

Kyo: *places a dunce cap on his head*
Miyu: Um... why does your cap say "Pyromaniacal Dumbass" on it?
Kyo: Because that term will be true for the rest of this fic. Here, I made one for each of you during the last chapter.
Miyu: "Some Idiot Fox Girl with Glasses". Okay...
Cassy: "Moronic Goth Kitty". Huh.
Jessie: "Future 'Jersey Shore' Guest Star"?! Kyo, you little punk!
Kyo: Heh.

Sonic,Tails,and Shadow were at the Station Square pier,watching as Sabrina and Sabre's pods flew towards Eggman's vessel,they had just figured out Eggman's plan,Sabrina and Sabre already got all seven chaos emeralds and stole the Master Emerald from Knuckles,they are planning to use the chaos emeralds and the Master Emerald to power up the eclipse cannon on the space colony ARK.

Cassy: *places her dunce cap on her head*

Suddenly,a red figure passed by in the sky.Sonic recognized the figure. "Hey Knuckles,come here!" Knuckles looked down and saw Sonic waving at him.He went lower and landed a few feet away from him. "Hey Sonic,I got a bone to pick with you!" Sonic was confused. "About what?" Knuckles pointed up to the flying vessel. "About that pod.Sonic,Sabrina invaded my island,pummeled me,and stole the Master Emerald!"

Miyu: Why the heck does he want to beat up Sonic after he thought that Sabrina did it?
Kyo: *places Miyu's dunce cap on her head*
Miyu: Uh--
Kyo: Remember? We're supposed to have tiny brains to comprehend this. Your thinking won't apply for the rest of this fic.

Sonic stared at him,wide-eyed. "What?! No way! Sabrina betrayed us and is working with Sabre and Eggman.They're trying to conquer the world and already have all seven chaos emeralds!" Knuckles got the idea. "Who's Sabre?" Sonic showed a picture of him. "Sabrina's twin brother,he looks just like her,except he's evil,and now Sabrina's evil."

Jessie: *places her dunce cap on her head* Evil, evil, evil... evil! Evil!

Knuckles growled and pounded his fists together. "That Eggman!"

Cassy: Oh, now you want to rip Eggman. You dope.

Sonic ran towards the waiting Tails and Shadow in the Tornado. "You coming or what? We gotta jet!" Knuckles grinned and hopped in the plane. "Ready to go,guys?" Sonic,Shadow,and Knuckles nodded.Tails started the Tornado and the plane started moving towards the ocean,it started going airborne.It flew over the ocean towards the floating aircraft.

Kyo: I'm going to sound like a big ass hypocrite for this, but... how the hell can they all fit on that biplane without tipping it over?
Miyu: It's not our fault if they drown, Kyo. Don't worry about it.

Meanwhile on Eggman's ship...

"Well done,my apprentices! We have achieved victory in getting the chaos emeralds and we even got hold of the Master Emerald! I could never get to either in the past!

Cassy: Because, as you know, you're a canon character. And the canons suck compared to Miss Sue and the Stu twin here.

Now is the time to start a new era,an era full of machines,glory,and chaos,the Eggman Empire! Together,we will rule the world in which I deserved a long time ago! Come,we must go to the space shuttle and go to the space colony ARK!" Sabrina and Sabre started walking towards the suit up rooms and changed into space-wear.After a few minutes,they walked out and went to the space launch area. Eggman soon walked in and went to the cockpit of the spacecraft.

Jessie: Holy crap, we don't have a long description of the actions being performed!
Kyo: Halle-freaking-lujah.

"Are you two ready?" Sabre and Sabrina nodded and checked the spacecraft's systems. "All systems are fully operational,doctor!" Eggman grinned and got the shuttle ready for launch.A voice came onto the loudspeaker. "Spaceflight 962 ready for launch in 5...4...3...2..1...shuttle liftoff!" The rockets on the shuttle ignited and lifted the large vehicle into the sky.

Cassy: And then the rocket exploded. World's saved, The End.
Miyu: Gah, I wish that would happen, Cassidy.

"Sonic! Look!" Tails blurted out while flying the Tornado towards the large vessel. "Oh no! They're leaving into space! Tails,try to fly us close enough for us to hop on that shuttle!" Sonic,Shadow,and Knuckles hopped out of the cockpit on a last attempt to get into space.They managed to get close enough,the three heroes jumped off the wings of the Tornado,they landed on a small balcony with a door in it,Sonic opened it and they all walked in.

All: *flatly* How convenient.

"Whew,that was a close one!" Shadow walked around and saw the chaos emeralds in an energy container. "Sonic,I found the emeralds!" Sonic and Knuckles walked over to the seven glittering gems. "Yeah,let's get them and leave before we get into space!"

Cassy: Does it really matter? You all can survive in space's vacuum, anyway.

Shadow walked up to them and held one of the emeralds,Sonic and Knuckles walked up to him and they huddled close together.

Jessie: *as Shadow* Look here, guys. We've got to get out of this fic before our brains fully convert into oatmeal.
Miyu: *as Sonic* I hear you, man.
Kyo: *as Knuckles* Duh... okay.
Jessie: *as Shadow* Never mind, Knuckles's down. Whatever, break!

"CHAOS CONTROL!"

Cassy: Final-frickin'-ly!

There was a bright flash in the room,suddenly,Sabrina walked in and looked around. "What's going on in here?" Sabrina looked at the energy container and saw that it was empty.She pulled up her communicator and talked into it. "Doctor,the chaos emeralds are missing! What should we do?" Eggman's voice came in. "Just sit tight,we still have that Master Emerald to power the cannon up! They just took the decoy!"

Jessie: Jeez, can this fic be any more cliché?
Kyo: It's already a huge cliché ball. Next thing you know, the Sue was never controlled.

Sonic,Shadow,and Knuckles landed back in Station Square with a bright flash. "Thanks,Shadow!" Knuckles pounded his fist in the ground in complete turmoil. "Darn! He still has the Master Emerald! He's probably going to use it to fire that cannon!"

Cassy: Oh, why didn't you punch it like you did during... never mind. Dur...

Sonic and Shadow walked away into the street. "Sonic,Shadow,what are you doing?" Sonic and Shadow pulled the seven emeralds onto the ground around them. "Ready to do this,Shadow?" Shadow nodded and they shook hands.The two hedgehogs closed their eyes and clenched their fists.The chaos emeralds slowly lifted up and started spinning around the two hedgehogs,they started spinning faster around them.

Kyo: Let me know when they spin really fast, author.

Sonic and Shadow opened their eyes and suddenly,Sonic has transformed into Super Sonic,and Shadow transformed into Super Shadow. Knuckles was blown away from the sudden blast of energy,he got back up and watched as the two super-hedgehogs flew into the sky.

Miyu: For some decoy emeralds, those things are pretty strong, huh?

On the space shuttle,,just a few minutes before they leave the earth's atmosphere,Sabrina was returning to the cockpit where Sabre and Eggman were.Suddenly,right when Sabrina entered the room,she attacked Sabre and knocked him down. "Sorry,Eggman,but this time your plan didn't work!"

Kyo: *facepalms* This's what I get for tempting fate... again.

Sabre got back up and pulled out the shock button and pushed it. Sabrina was shocked with 1,000 volts of electricity,she didn't scream,she didn't move. "What! How could you endure that shock?"

Cassy: *as Sabrina* Because I'm a Mary Sue! I can survive anything! Anything!

Sabrina walked towards Sabre,she clenched her fist,the fist started glowing a deep,dark arora. "You see,Sabre,this very special gem is the most powerful force in the world,and I'm going to use that power to destroy you!"

Jessie: Yes, and the Sue shows her sisterly love.
Kyo: Glad she's not my sister.
Miyu: Wow, Mizuki treats me better than this. Maybe I should call her later.
Cassy: I'm glad I don't have any siblings to begin with.

Sabre stood up and started running away from his sister. "No! It can't be possible! You're the guardian of the black chaos emerald?!"

Kyo: No shit, Sherlock.

Sabrina grinned and ran at Sabre,who picked the button back up and turned the dial to maximum power and pushed the button.Sabrina flinched,but didn't scream,the button started short-circuting.Sabre dropped the button before it exploded,freeing Sabrina from his orders. "I guess that training paid off well."

All: *flatly* Hooray.

Suddenly,Sabre ran at Sabrina,knocking her at the space shuttle's latched door,the door unlatched itself and Sabrina fell out,falling towards the earth at a very high speed.

Jessie: Was it at supersonic speed?

"AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!" The space shuttle flew off into space and towards ARK.

Cassy: Is she going to die?
Miyu: Unfortunately, no.
Cassy: Damn.

Super Sonic and Super Shadow were flying towards the space shuttle,when Super Shadow saw something falling,it was a yellow hedgehog.

Miyu: We already know who's falling, author! We're not--
Kyo: *taps the tip of Miyu's dunce hat*
Miyu: *sighs*

"Sonic,there's Sabrina,she's falling!" Super Sonic saw her. "Quick Shadow,catch her! I'll go after Eggman!" Sabrina flew past Super Sonic very fast,she was knocked unconcious.

Cassy: I thought she could survive anything. I swear, her Sue-per powers are so inconsistent.

"Hang on,Sabrina!" Super Shadow was flying directly at her,when they were close enough,he grabbed her arm and he started flying back to Station Square. When they landed,Super Shadow put her down.

Miyu: In the one street with the one alley.

"Sabrina,wake up!" There was no response.He started shaking her shoulder,there was still no sign of her waking up. "Sabrina,please get up!"

Jessie: Ever thought of CPR, sweetie?

Shadow started using his healing powers with the hand that was on her shoulder.A bright green light appeared on his hand,the light spread to her body,about a few seconds later,the light disappeared. Shadow shook he shoulder,he heard her start breathing,Sabrina slowly opened her eyes and saw a silver hedgehog with red stripes.

Kyo: He revived her?! Oh, damn, damn, damn, damnety damn!

She instantly sat up and backed away. "Who are you? Where am I?" Super Shadow stood up and spoke.

Cassy: *as Super Shadow* Why, you're in Mary Sue Hell, young Sabrina. I believe that Kathryn is supposed to be your roommate here.
Jessie: After what Sonic told us, I don't think that anyone wants to be near that brat.

"Sabrina,it's me." Sabrina instantly rcognized the voice. "S-Shadow? Is that you?"

All: *annoyed* Yes, you ninny!

Super Shadow nodded. "Oh Shadow,I'm so sorry! They were controlling me,I didn't mean to hurt everbody like that!" Sabrina started crying.

Kyo: What the hell?! You said that the controlling didn't work! *grabs his head in anger* Argh, I hate it when Sues get away with everything!

'It's ok,it's okay!" Super Shadow put his arms around her and closed his eyes.Sabrina stopped crying and stood up. "Come on Shadow,we have to stop Eggman and Sabre,they're headed towards the space colony ARK!!" Super Shadow gasped. "Space colony ARK? That's where I was created! Sabrina,I have to go before they fire the Eclipse Cannon!" Super Shadow hugged Sabrina one more time before he flew off into the sky. "Good luck,Shadow!" Sabrina waved to him before he disappeared into outer space.

Jessie: Dear god, earthworms have a better memory span than these morons.

Eggman's space shuttle safely landed on the space colony ARK after throwing Sabrina off the shuttle.

Miyu: Did we really need to mention the Sue? She's stealing sentences now!

"Doctor,we have landed on the space colony.Hurry we must put the Master Emerald in the cannon's power cell." Eggman agreed and they left the shuttle. "Now that that prototype Biolizard is out of my way,there is no stopping me from at last conquering the world!" Sabre agreed and nodded.

Cassy: Yeah, about that... do they have time to order a pizza first?

They got to the control room a few minutes later,Sabre was holding the Master Emerald. "It's a good thing my grandfather made this energy port for the Master Emerald.Sabre,put the emerald in the port!" Sabre picked up the emerald again and carried it to the port and inserted it.Suddenly,lights filled the room,a holographic picture of the colony appeared in the middle of the room. "Yes,it's working!" Eggman laughed evily and put the password in the eclipse cannon control.

Kyo: Who wants to bet that the password was something stupid like "password" or "12345678"?

He set the target of the cannon on Earth.

Jessie: Hang on... you're trying to conquer the world. Why are you trying to blow it up?
Cassy: Jess, dude... stop looking for logic.

Suddenly,Sabre saw something glowing out in space. "Doctor! Something is approaching the space colony!" Eggman turned on the telescope and looked into it,he saw Super Sonic. "No! it's that cursed Sonic,he used the chaos emeralds! Sabre,fire the eclipse cannon at Sonic!"

Miyu: But... I thought that the emeralds they're using were decoys. Argh, this fic makes no sense any more.
Jessie: Well, unless the Sue magically swapped them for the real things, then no, it makes no sense.

Super Sonic was about to land on the space colony,he felt a strange energy,he flew around the colony until he saw the eclipse cannon charging up. "Oh-no! The cannon!" Luckily,the cannon was facing away from Earth,the cannon fired,but Super Sonic was able to move out of the way.The cannon fired five more times before one missed him and went directly at Earth. "OH-NO!!! NOT AT EARTH!!!!" Sonic raced after the beam.

Cassy: The Sue's down there, right?
Kyo: So far, yeah.
Cassy: Oh. Yeah, let the beam hit Earth.

Shadow was flying towards the space colony when he saw a giant green beam headed straight for him. "What? NOOO!!!!" He raced towards the beam at light speed.

Kyo: And then he died.
Miyu: *pushes glasses up* Oh, well. He was turning into a shell of nothing, anyway.

Sabre has accidentally fired the Eclipse Cannon at Earth!

Jessie: Yes... "accidentally".

Will Super Sonic and Super Shadow be able to stop the beam from destroying the defensless planet?

All: Unfortunately, yes.

Or will the Earth be shattered into pieces?

All: Unfortunately, no.

Find out in the final chapter and conclusion to Sabrina's Adventure!

Cassy: Thank god!

Review or else!

Kyo: *irritated* Would you stop threatening everyone to review your crap, you hack?! It's not cute or funny at all! Cut it out!

The Ultimate Sacrifice (Chapter 18)

Miyu: Please let Sabrina sacrifice herself. It would be a pleasant thing.

Last time on Sabrina's Adventure...

All: Dur...

Sabrina,Sabre,and Dr. Eggman had taken off in a space shuttle towards the Space Colony ARK.During the trip,Sabrina attacked them,Sabre used the shock restraint button to subdue her,but Sabrina used her chaos energy to endure the electric shock.When she wasn't looking,Sabre pushed her out of the space shuttle,she fell to Earth,but she got caught by Super Shadow.He and Super Sonic had transformed with the chaos emeralds they stole from Eggman's space shuttle in order to get to the Space Colony ARK.Super Sonic went into outer space to stop Eggman and Sabre from firing the Eclipse Cannon using the Master Emerald that Sabre stole from Angel Island.While Super Sonic was looking for an entrance into the space colony,Sabre started firing the cannon at Super Sonic,he kept dodging the beams of energy,until Sabre accidentally fired one at Earth.Super Sonic and Super Shadow flew towards the beam to keep it from hitting Earth and shattering it into pieces.

It's the race to save planet Earth!

All: *pretending to drool* Dur...

Super Sonic raced against the giant beam of energy. He saw Super Shadow approaching,he was also flying towards the beam. "Shadow,help me stop this thing!"

Cassy: Yeah, hurry up, Jane! Stop that crazy thing!

Super Shadow got next to Super Sonic and raced toward the giant energy beam. "CHAOS CONTROL!" The two super-hedgehogs disappeared and reappeared in front of the beam.They held their hands out,the powerful beam made contact with their hands,they were pushed back,they managed to slow the beam down. "Push,Shadow!"

Kyo: Did anyone else have the image of Shadow giving birth in their heads?
Miyu: *shudders* Jeez, Kyo...

They started pushing against the beam,it slowed down even more,suddenly,the beam started getting stronger. "Sonic! The cannon is backfiring!" Super Shadow was right,pulses of stronger energy went into the beam,pushing the two back.Super Shadow started feeling weak. "Sonic,I can't hold on much longer,the beam is too strong!" Super Shadow was struggling to keep pushing,but the energy was too much for him.Suddenly,the two hedgehogs and the beam started entering the Earth's atmosphere.

Jessie: Okay, and the Sue saves them. I'm calling it.
Cassy: Oh, chirpy cripes. This fic's so anticlimactic.
Jessie: Yeah... wait, "chirpy cripes"? The hell does that mean?
Cassy: *shrugs*

Sabrina,Amy,and Knuckles were watching from below them. "Oh-no! We're doomed!" Amy cried out.

Kyo: *sarcastically* Women. Always worried that the Earth's gonna blow up.
Miyu: And where the heck did Amy come from? Are you telling me that she was supposed to be a screaming damsel and nothing more in this fic?
Kyo, Jessie, Cassy: Yes.

Sabrina didn't say anything,she just stood there and watched. "Maybe,maybe not." Sabrina said in whispers. "What do you mean,Sabrina?" Knuckles asked,confused. "Didn't you say that my black chaos emerald is more powerful than the other 7 combined and is equally as powerful as the Master Emerald?" Knuckles was still confused. "Yeah,and?"

Cassy: Are you a frickin' moron, dude?!
Miyu: Of course he is, Cassidy. I don't know why you even asked that.

Sabrina clenched her fist,making a black arora form around it. "Well,maybe if I use my chaos energy to go against that beam,I may be able to stop it! Do you think that would work?" Knuckles got a thought.

Miyu: *adjusts glasses* Well, that's a first.

"Sabrina! This is a life threatening situation here! If you try it,even if you do succeed,it will cost you your life!" Sabrina thought for a moment.

Jessie: *as Sabrina* It doesn't matter! I'm going to succeed because I'm a Mary Sue!

"I don't care if I do die,it is my mission to avenge my parent's death! I have to do this!" Before Knuckles could react,Sabrina ran to the area the beam was going,she ran over the ocean as fast as she could,she was heading for Eggman's abandoned island.

Kyo: So... he was going to blow up his own island in an attempt to conquer Earth? What?
Cassy: Told you this fic made no sense.

Super Sonic and Super Shadow were getting lower and lower,suddenly,Super Sonic looked down and saw Sabrina running across the ocean. "What?Sabrina? Sabrina,no! Go back!" Sabrina made it to the island and saw Super Sonic and Super Shadow. "Sonic,Shadow! Let go!" Super Shadow screamed at Sabrina. "Sabrina! What are you doing? Get away,now!" Sabrina didn't listen,she just stood there,she clenched her fists as hard as she can,a dark,thick arora

Miyu: Okay, I'm tired of this. The word is "aura"! A-U-R-A! Spellcheck, crap you!
Jessie: "Crap you"? Oh, never mind.

formed around her fists,she tensed up all her muscles,the arora spreaded to her whole body. Super Shadow got the idea and backed away from the beam.Super Sonic started getting weaker. "Sonic,get away now!" Super Sonic looked down and saw Sabrina with the black arora around her body. "What's in the world is that?"

Kyo: It's Super Sue! She even has a telephone booth to prove it!

Super Shadow suddenly pushed Super Sonic aside and pushed the beam away from the ground.He was able to push it away far enough to say something to her. "Sabrina! What are you doing?" Sabrina tensed up even more. "Stand aside,Shadow! I have to do this,for my parents,for everyone!"

Cassy: *as Sabrina* But mostly for myself! Because it's all about me!

Shadow remembered the story she told him.Tears started to form in his eyes. "S-Sabrina,I--" Before he could finish his statement,he let go of the energy beam. The giant beam flew down to the ground,it flew directly at Sabrina.With a few seconds to spare,Super Sonic and Super Shadow used chaos control to send them high into the sky.

Sabrina braced herself for the impact,she put her chaos energy to her fullest,she held her arms up high,the giant energy beam hit her hands,she was instantly pushed hard into the ground,she creamed in great pain. "RRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!"

Kyo, Miyu, Cassy: Uh...
Jessie: Unfortunately, that's an image that will never leave my head for a good while.

She managed to gain control of her powers,a giant ball of black energy surrounded her.She started pushing against the giant green energy beam,which got stronger,Sabrina tensed up to her fullest.Super Sonic and Super Shadow lowered themselves down onto the island.Both hedgehogs returned to their normal stages and ran towards Sabrina. Shadow got to her first and tried to talk her out of it. "Sabrina! Don't do this! I don't want you to go!"

Miyu: Forget it, Shadow. Let her go. We really don't mind or care.

Sabrina was barely able to talk. "SHADOW! DON'T TRY TO STOP ME! IT IS MY MISSION TO AVENGE MY PARENT'S DEATH ON EGGMAN! SONIC,SHADOW,YOU NEED TO GO NOW!!!!!"

Kyo: *irritated* Oh, just shut up and die, you overly repetitive twit!

Sonic and Shadow sadly nodded. "Ok." Shadow grabbed one of the chaos emeralds and used Chaos Control to transport thenselves back to Station Square.Sabrina concentrated back to her chaos emerald,she lost control of the energy,the black ball of energy grew bigger and stronger each second.Sabrina was lost in great pain,she then was able to regain control and got much stronger,she suddenly let out a scream of pain and anger."NNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!" The ball of black light exploded,the green energy beam suddenly retreated back to it's source,the space colony ARK.A giant white ball of light surrounded her.

Cassy: So the final battle wasn't in space. But is she dead?
Miyu: *tapping her dunce hat in a bored manner* Doesn't matter. Either way, we all lose, Cassidy.

On the space colony ARK,Sabre noticed the danger. "Doctor,we need to leave now!" Sabre pulled the Master Emerald out of the energy port and ran to an escape pod,the pod took off,leaving Eggman behind. "NOOOOOO!!!!!" But it was too late,the backfired energy flew back at the space colony and hit it,destroyed it.Sabre managed to escape the explosion,his pod headed towards Earth.

Jessie: Because he wasn't a canon character. So he gets to live another day.
Kyo: Even though he was a dickweed for giving the bird to his "boss".

Back in Station Square,Sonic,Tails,Knuckles,Amy,and Shadow watched in horror as a loud explosion was heard,one from the island,and one from the sky. "No! Sabrina!" Shadow fell onto his knees and tears started flowing down his cheek.The giant ray of green light was gone,Sonic saw a small pod fall through the sky and land in the ocean.The sun started to rise,Tails got in the Tornado and started it up. "C'mon guys! We need to see if Sabrina's okay!" Sonic,Amy,Shadow,and Knuckles hopped in and the bi-plane took off towards the island.

Cassy: *crosses her fingers* Please be dead, please be dead, please be dead...

When they caught sight of the island,there was no island at all,they saw only a small piece of land poking out of the ocean.They flew closer and couldn't believe what they all saw.There was Sabrina,she was standing,but she was somehow turned into solid stone.There was a small stone plaque on the base of the stone girl that held the black chaos emerald,shining with a gleaming light.

Kyo: *dumbfounded* Wh -- what the fuck?! How in the hell did this broken ass Sue turn into a monument?!
Miyu, Jessie, Cassy: Wow, I really hate this fanfic.

The next day,Sonic and all his friends had a funeral on that same piece of land,everyone put roses,cards,candles,and flags by that statue.Everyone cried that day,showing their feeling to her,they all told stories about the good times they had with her,all the laughs,all the adventures.

Jessie: What good times?
Cassy: What laughs?
Miyu: What adventures?
Kyo: What logic?

After everyone left later that day,Shadow decided to stay behind.He sat by that statue the rest of that day,he thought and he thought,until he decided to leave the island,before he did,he put his hand on the black chaos emerald ,when he did,the emerald started to glow,then Sabrina's voice came into his mind. "Shadow?" Shadow kept his hand on that emerald for hours.

Jessie: Sweetie, get a girlfriend. Oh, she's dead? So sorry!

"Sabrina.I am sorry.I wish you were here right now." Sabrina's voice replied. "Yes.I seek the same thing.But I am happy here now." Shadow set a large bouquet of red roses by the black emerald. "I hope you will be happy there,one day I will be there as well.Goodbye Sabrina Hedgehog.We will all miss you dearly."

All: We won't.

"Syronara,Shadow the Hedgehog.I will miss you all."

Kyo: Way to steal Maria's line and misspell "Sayonara", Sue. That's like a middle finger stuck in the butt there.

Sabrina's voice faded away as Shadow removed his hand. He walked off the island slowly and skimmed the water back to Station Square.

Cassy: And good riddance. Whew!

ATTENTION!! There is a sequel coming soon!

Kyo: If this brat comes back from the dead, I'm going to lose my head.
Miyu: Yeah, that's an odd rhyme, Kyo. Um, Jessie, about that glitter--
Jessie: Oh! Right!
*Jessie then attempts to outrun the other three Black Crow riffers in a mad dash to her room, but Cassy manages to scramble under Jessie in order to reach the room first.*
Cassy: Okay, so why are you hiding all of this glitt -- oh...
*Cassy brushes away the "glitter" as soon as Kyo and Miyu enter the room. The three of them are now looking at a black and white skeleton, and the item that is next to it... is a black Chaos Emerald.*
Miyu: Ho...
Cassy: Ly...
Kyo: Crap. Is that skeleton glittering, too?
Jessie: Eh... yeah. It turns out when you murder a Sue, she does bleed... but... then the blood turns into glitter and it spews all over the place after that. I'm doing all of my killing outside from now on.
Cassy: Huh. Well... can I have that? I'd like to decorate my room a little.
Jessie: Sure, whatever.

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