Mystery Science Theater En Masse

Neo Esaka, Episode 4: KOF-XXX (Part Two)

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Warning: This fic still contains the following:

-Minor/underage sex (the Gary Stu in the scenes is 14)
-Bad sex scenes that make no sense
--With rape undertones
--Blood in said sex scenes
--Massive failures in biology in general
-Misogyny (ranging from unintentional to outright blatant)

Hey. How the heck did you make it to this part without tearing your eyes out? You must have some nerves of steel, reader. Sill, just proceed with caution.

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------------------------------------------Stage 3: Blue Labor! -------------------------------------

Name of girl: Blue Mary
Age: 30
Measurements: Bust-92cm Waist-50cm Hips-85cm
Favorite kind of sex: Boob-play, Sex during pregnancy

Benimaru: Wait, wait, wait, what do you mean that she's pregnant? How far along is she?!
Keiko: This isn't going to end well.
Emi: And that age is incorrect as well. She's actually 23.
Sonia: I think Emi's right on what she said earlier. But I would like to add this. It's pretty much safe to say that the Stu just likes older women... to infantilize.
Kyo: Ugh. Yeah, thanks for that disturbing follow-up, Sonia.

After walking Leona home, I was on my way back to my dorm. I noticed Blue Mary breaking Joe Higashi's
nose.

Kyo: Well, uh... now how the hell is he going to compete? That's half of the Fatal Fury team down already!
Emi: This really wasn't thought out well.

Then she stomps off. She was too pissed to notice anybody. Oh well.

Sonia: I'm amazed. Not paying attention to the Stu for once? Color me shocked!
Emi: Actually, you're colored pink, Miss Hedgehog.
Manic: *plays a rimshot*
Emi: Thank you, Mr. Manic.
Manic: Yep!

I decided to pick up some food on
the way back. Once again, Chizuru stops in.

Akira: Hey Chizuru, you know what happened between Mary, and Joe?
Chizuru: Joe inpregnatted Mary, and kept Terry in the dark on the whole thing.

Kyo: *confused* Uh...
Benimaru: *facepalms*
Keiko: What is this Jerry Springer nonsense?

Akira: Holy Shit! I feel sorry for Mary. Bearing the child of a bufoon.

Emi: Well, that's three characters bashed. Do I hear four?

Chizuru: It's best if you let her know about your pitty. Wait 3 minutes. You'll see.

Sonia: Unfortunately, the reading audience gets no pity. Yes, pity the Stu who managed to turn self-respecting women into mindless sex dolls.
Emi: *brings out her marionettes* It's been a while since I used these. I figured that they would be fitting.
Kyo: *shudders* Those things again...
Emi: *tosses her marionettes aside* Or probably not, I guess...

Okay it's 3 minutes. Funny this happened 3 hours after I gapped Leona.

Keiko: Excuse me... *vomits into a paper bag*

I decided to step out to the arcade.
But then, Mary is right in front of me.

Kyo: Wait, what the hell? Where the hell are we?!
Benimaru: We've just stepped out of a black hole.

Mary: Are you Akira Valkyrie?
Akira: Yeah.

Before I knew it, Mary gave me a big hug.

Mary: Please, let's go to your room.

Okay, were in my room. I gave her some tea.

Sonia: I know that the Stuthor's obviously not a doctor, but let's hope that it wasn't herbal tea. That could induce an abortion that she didn't want.
Benimaru: Letting it slide?
Sonia: Letting it slide. I'm not that nitpicky.
Kyo: I'm glad that he's not a doctor.
Emi: Well, I'm actually glad that he's probably not a gynecologist!

Then I started to get some answers.

Akira: Mary, is this because of what Joe did to you?
Mary: Yes.
Akira: How did this happen? Did he drug you?
Mary: He poured a Spanish Fly in my Gatorade.

I was disgusted.

Kyo: I'm more disgusted that you wrote him that way, you jackass!
Benimaru: I'm more disgusted that the Stu's going to take advantage of another vulnerable woman like that, and it's written as it being okay to boot!
Sonia: Double standards at work. When the canon characters do it, it's terrible. But when a Sue or Stu does it, it's okay.
Emi: *places her face in a pillow* Why is this a thing?
Keiko: I... don't know, big sister. I'm getting some water. *leaves*

I thought Joe Higashi picks fights over low behavior.

Sonia: *narrows her eyes* I thought so as well, Stuthor. I thought so as well.

But I guess Mai wasn't shitting around
when she said Joe is a spoild pig (or something like that).

Emi: I thought he was crass, but...
Benimaru: No, he would never go that low.

Mary: You know, I'm one of the targets for your quest. Did you just started?
Akira: No. I started 2 days ago. I still have some time. But I wonder if the rest of the targets is around.
Mary: If it's all right with you, can I be next for you?

Kyo: No, he's going to go on a cross-country run and then he'll come back to you. What do you think, you dummy?!

Akira: Okay, But some advise first: Get an abortion. You have a tournament in a few weeks.
Mary: Thank you.

Emi: *looks at Sonia* Uh-oh.
Sonia: *twitches* Are... you... shitting me?!
Kyo, Benimaru, Emi: *dons their crash helmets*
Sonia: *gets up, slams her hands on the table* Listen here, you reverse E.L. James! You don't own her body! Don't make me come up there and strangle you with your own unnatural sex organ! I swear to god, I will-- *explodes into a pile of ash*
Kyo: Uh... "reverse E.L. James"? The heck?
Benimaru: If... I could be fair, how is she going to recover from an abortion in time for the tournament that is two weeks away? Her body needs to heal!
Emi: That's logic, Nikaido-san.
Keiko: *returns with a bottle of water and a pack of saltine crackers* I'm back... and I heard an explosion. Did Hedgehog blow up?
Kyo: *as he sweeps Sonia up* Yep. She went all "Annihilator" on the fic again.
Sonia: *reforms, still fuming* Tch!
Kyo: See?
Keiko: Yeah... I see, Kusanagi.

She got over, and started kissing me with her tounge. During that, she's stroking my dick from inside my
jeans. To get back at her, I began to rub her boobs through her top. Somehow her boobs got wet.

Emi: She's pregnant... which means that she's lactating. What do you mean "somehow"?

Akira: How the hell...
Mary: It's milk. I'm pregnant silly.

Benimaru: And he forgot that fast?
Keiko: He's not thinking with the head that's on his shoulders, Nikaido...

To save her from a laundry problem, I took the top off for her. There was milk flowing from her nipples.

Kyo: *with a dunce cap on his head* No, really? I thought that it was club soda!

Akira: Is it safe?
Mary: It's okay. Consider it "boob cum."

Keiko: *groans* Yeah, "write what you know" is in full force here.
Kyo: Even though he knows nothing.

Someone tell me who is this girl. For someone with a good body, she has a wierd personality.

Sonia: That's because you wrote her like that, you... *tries not to explode*
Emi: It's okay, Miss Hedgehog. I think...

Akira: Look I'm saving the milk for last. I going for the kill.

Benimaru: But if you do that, you won't be able to enjoy the milk... oh, forget it. I forgot that it's only pleasure for the Stu if penetration's involved.
Kyo: Let him stay with his kid's meal, Beni. He doesn't deserve the full package yet.

I took her jeans off along with her white cotton pantties. Her boots were in the way so I took those off too.
She wants me to lay down. She got over me, and inserted my dick inside her. She thought my 10 inch was
nothing. She's sadly mistaking. She's in pain. But she got over it.

Sonia: *explodes*
Kyo: Yep. *tosses the dustpan and brush to Emi* Emi, sweep her up.
Emi: *sighs as she sweeps Sonia up*
Sonia: *reforms* I hate this fic.
Keiko: We all do... more or less.

Mary: Owwww!! It Hurts! It Hurts! Keep going! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!

Benimaru: *flatly* Ow. Ah. Ah... Christ, this is stupid. It's the same old moans that are just copied and pasted! You'd think that he'd mix it up after two scenes of the same stuff!
Kyo: Nope. Anything that doesn't involve the Stu's pleasure is not worth the effort.
Benimaru: Effort? Says a lot coming from you.
Kyo: Oh, bite me, Beni.

She began to move her ass around. Giving me feeling to it.

Emi: The keyword here is "me". Forget about "the girl", because it's all about him.

Mary: Yes. yes. It feels good! Oh Terry! OUCH!!
Akira: Stupid!! It's Akira! AKIRA!!
Mary: I'm Sorry! Forgive me! Have mercy!
Akira: ...What's that???
Mary: (Oh dear.)

Benimaru: So, uh... did anyone get a "Fifty Shades" feeling from those lines?
Sonia: Yes, and it disgusts me "alot".
Emi: *holds up a picture of the Alot Monster*

I started rocking her ass from behing. The feeling got intense for her.

Keiko: So it's about someone else for a change? I'm mildly shocked.

Mary: Ahhhh!! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! It feels so good! Ahhhh!!
Akira: (Call me Terry will you? This is pay-back jack-ass!)

Emi: *goes pale*
Kyo: Hey, Stuthor? Yeah... you really wrote some rape vibes into this thing. And it's creeping us the hell out.

After 2 hours, were starting to lose it.

Sonia: This is tedious. Seriously, who would stay in the same position for two hours?
Keiko: The Stu would.
Emi: Has anyone noticed that this fic is practically looping itself?
Kyo: Yep.
Benimaru: I'd have more fun listening to a skipped record.

Akira: That's...it!
Mary: AAAAHHHH!!!!

Finally, I began to suck her nipples. Her boobs came after a couple of minutes.

Benimaru: Breasts... don't... "come". They just... squirt milk. Oh, my god, why am I correcting this fool?

Akira: Mary, I'm to young to be a Father. You being pregnant will affect the outcome in the end.

Kyo: Uh... what?
Keiko: *stone faced* I think he really needed those condoms, Kagura.
Sonia: *bangs her head on the table*
Benimaru: *facepalms, groans* That's not how DNA works, either. Or genetics. Or anything regarding reproduction.
Emi: *stomps out of the room, drags the Stu down the hallway, throws him into another room, returns*
Kyo: Uh, Emi? What did you just do?
Emi: I can only take so much stupidity, Master Kyo. And by the way, Miss Prower is tutoring some children in Biology right now. She said that it was her best subject in school.
Kyo: Glasses is teaching? Well, he's in good hands, then.
Benimaru: Oh? Why do you say that?
Kyo: Because she's too nice to strangle a moron like him.
Benimaru: Ha!
Keiko: Wait. *rereads* No, I think I know what's going on now. If she remains pregnant and he chooses her, he'll have to deal with her child for a while.
Benimaru: Which could also translate to... "Abort your child so I don't have to deal with it if I choose you."
Sonia: Disgusting. Absolutely disgusting.

Mary: Okay. I'll take care of everything.
Akira: One more thing, You call me Terry again, You won't get anymore pleasure from me!
Mary: Oh. (sad look.)

Keiko: That's actually a good thing. Why would I want to be forced to pleasure a Gary Stu?
Sonia: That's a fate worse than death for you, huh?
Keiko: Indeed, Hedgehog.

----------------------------- Stage 4: The Living Strawberry -------------------------

Benimaru: That's already sounding creepy.
Kyo: As if the rest of this fic wasn't creepy enough.

Name of girl: Athena Asamiya
Age: 21
Messurments: Bust-90cm Waist-50cm Hips-88cm
Favorite kind of sex: Pink

Emi: Uh... that's a color.
Sonia: Logic's gone, Emi.
Emi: And she's actually 18...
Sonia: Looking things up is gone, too.

Defenition - Pink bra and pantties, Hairless Pussy, Leg Fetish w/ Pink polished toe-nails.

Benimaru: Which happen to be the fetishes that the Stu likes. Don't get that confused with what she likes.
Keiko: *sarcastically* Women enjoying sex? *holds up a picture of Jessie* That's nonsense, Nikaido!

It's been 4 days since I broke Mary.

Kyo: *whistles as he pours himself a few shots of Bleepka*
Keiko: Kusanagi... why are you doing that?
Kyo: Calm before the storm, Tsukino.

I stepped out doing my erends, and taking walks hopping
to find one of the other targets. My PS2 is colored Blue cause I broke Mary earlier.

Sonia: "Earlier"? You said that it was four days ago, and now it's "earlier"?
Keiko: We're stuck in a time warp.

But right now, I'm
starting to worry a bit. The 2000 tournament is 1 week away. I'll be out of time if things keep going
like this.

Kyo: Hey, Stu. How about you look for them?!
Emi: Nope, the women need to come to him. Because--
Kyo: He's a Stu. I know.

I find myself back at the dorm. I decided to call it a day. But then, Chizuru was standing next
to my room.

Akira: Oh, hey there (I hope she has some info).

Benimaru: She's the one who sent you on this dumb quest. Of course she'd have info, you moron!

Chizuru: It looks like it's not going well. I came just in time.

Keiko: I think a bunch of 13 year olds just snickered at that line.

She hands me some carnival tickets.

Chizuru: If you go to the amusement park next to the harbor, There's a higher chance that
you'll find another target.

Sonia: This is demeaning. They're just... "targets". Not women, they're "girls" or "targets".
Kyo: Yeah, that's... pretty bad.

Akira: ...I hope you don't mind me doing this.

I gave Chizuru a hug for the big help. She understands that I was starting to get homesick.

Kyo: I understand a lot of things from your butt, but "homesick" isn't one of them.

Akira: Chizuru? Chizuru? Is something wrong?
Chizuru: ...Huh? Oh, nothing. I must go now.

I've seen that look in a Hentai movie before. I wonder, does Chizuru have feelings for me too?

Keiko: The real Kagura? Nope. This possessed one? Yes.
Sonia: *explodes in a rage*
Benimaru: I'm on it... *sweeps Sonia up*
Sonia: *reforms* Of course. Of goddamn course. Just fawn all over the bland moron Stu that doesn't know how basic biology works! But hey, he has a ten inch penis!

I can't think about this yet. I have to get ready for tomorow.

Emi: Wait, he was thinking about something other than sex?
Kyo: Which will eventually lead to more crappy sex. Don't get your hopes up, Emi.

--------------------- The next day...

I'm off to the amusement park. They say there's gonna be a fireworks show at 11:00pm.

Benimaru: Who the heck are "they"?
Sonia: The voices in my head.

Right
now it's 8:00pm. I noticed Kensho walking with Hinako arm and arm. I bet Athena is having a feild
day with this. I'm off to the roller coaster. I'm on the front seat. Someone got next to me. It was to
my surprize, Athena. She didn't look to happy.

Emi: That's because she's in this fic.

Athena: Hello. Is it all right if I sit here?
Akira: Okay.

Just as I was about to ask about her sad face, the ride started. Were at the big drop.

Akira: HOLY SHIT!!!!

Screeming in the air from the big drop. Then we got back to the gate.

Sonia: *woodenly* Wow. Exhilarating.
Keiko: You shouldn't be surprised that we didn't get any detail in that, Hedgehog.

Akira: Shit! I forgot how dizzy this is!

Athena giggled a bit. We went to play some of the games there. I got here a huge Bugs Bunny
doll. Then we got some drinks, and some pizza. We sat at a bench nearby.

Kyo: Uh-huh. I never thought I'd say this, but maybe I should ask Glasses for a knitting lesson.
Benimaru: *while reading a book* You should. But you probably don't have the attention span for it.
Kyo: *knocks Benimaru's book out of his hands* Whoops. My hand slipped.
Benimaru: You jackass.

Akira: Athena, you were upset when you got on the roller coaster. What happened?
Athena: Well, Kensho dumped me for Hinako. He said that it's not working out. And
that I wasn't there for him.
Akira: Well, were you there for him?
Athena: ...No. I actually wasn't. I was too busy trying to flurt with Kyo.

Kyo: *facepalms, groans* So let's throw Athena and Kensou out of character so you can bang the former, Stu. Real classy.
Emi: Uh... I've never seen her try to flirt with you, Master Kyo.
Kyo: That's because she doesn't.
Keiko: And... isn't Kensou rather protective of Asamiya? He wouldn't just... dump her like that.
Kyo: I repeat... "So let's throw Athena and Kensou out of character so you can bang the former, Stu. Real classy."

She dosen't realise the fact that Kyo has a girlfriend. He's been with Yuki since...I not sure.

Emi: *raises an eyebrow* Uh... yes, she does. She's friends with Miss Yuki.
Benimaru: Then again, our own series forgot that she existed from time to time, so...
Sonia: So... he knows that Yuki exists, but... he's not trying to go after her?
Keiko: She's dating Kusanagi. He'd punch the Stu into the next dimension if they ever fought.
Kyo: You know it, Tsukino.

Okay, it's 11:00pm. Time for the fireworks.

Akira: C'mon Athena. The fireworks are starting.
Athena: Okay.

Of course, shows like this last only for 30 minutes. After that, it was time for the park to close.
Athena held my hand tight as if we might not see each other again.

Benimaru: And if she ever returned to her original character, she'd teleport the heck out of this fic to make sure that she'd never see you again!

Athena: Please Akira, can I sleep over?

I wanted her to spend the night with me. She my favorite KOF chick.

Emi: Well, it looks like we know who's getting chosen at the end!
Sonia: Way to leave us in suspense, Stuthor.
Kyo: Man, this guy sucks at writing.
Benimaru: Wait, wait, wait... I realized something!
Keiko: What?
Benimaru: You realize that the scenes were all, "I met so-and-so and randomly had sex with her!", right?
Kyo: Uh-huh.
Benimaru: And then we get to Athena, and he had to put in some actual effort to woo her.
Kyo: Gets worse when you realize that he just practically violated the first three women and then fluffed it up on the fourth one.

Were at my dorm. She's
sitting on my bed wearing her school uniform, and pink socks. Her eyes are closed. I think she's
hoping for something.

Kyo: I'm hoping for this fic to end, but I'm not getting that wish granted!

Akira: Athena, what's wrong?

Keiko: *as Athena* This fic.

Athena: Nothing. Tell me, How long do you have in here?
Akira: 6 days. To be honest, your my favorite KOF chick. I especially like that outfit in the
'97 tournament.

Sonia: Yeah, this is the part where she would run. But since this is a crappy fic...
Benimaru: Yeah, everyone likes that '97 outfit.
Axl: *as he's passing by* Read enough KOF hentai to know about that!
Emi: What the? Mr. James, what are you doing here?
Axl: Just assisting Miyu in tutoring today. Nothing too big. Carry on!
Emi: Okay... that was random.

Athena: ...(blushing) Come here and hold me.

She was asking for it.

All: *eyes widening*
Benimaru: "Fifty Shades" Syndrome!
Sonia: *almost set to explode* You mother fu--!
Kyo: Take the Bleepka, Sonia! Numb the pain!
All: *takes a shot of Bleepka*
Emi: Oh, dear. I need to stay up...
Sonia: *glares at the screen* This... this Christian Grey in training is working my last nerve.

She may be taller than me (by 3 inches). But she didn't care. Judgeing
by the look in her eyes, she wants to be with me.

Keiko: Yes, right after you brainwashed her.

We started kissing. Then, she sat me on the bed.
She took off her uniform. She was wearing lacy pink lingere. For someone who's still in school, she
is well grown.

Keiko: Wait, if she's 21, why is she still in grade school? Did you fail math, Stuthor?
Benimaru: *horrified* I know that she's 18... or 21 in this fic, but... that line just practically screamed pedophilia to me!
All: *takes another shot of Bleepka*
Emi: *falls out*
Sonia: Oh! *sits Emi up* Emi! Emi, wake up!
Emi: *mumbles* Master Kyo, I don't know if I wanna take a shower with you...
Sonia, Benimaru, Keiko: *looks at Emi, then shifts their attention to Kyo*
Kyo: The hell?
Benimaru: Yeah... Emi's out. Guess we really do need a replacement. *rings a bell*
Cassy: *steps in* You rang?
Benimaru: Yeah. Emi just had a bit of a Bleepka overdose.
Cassy: Oh. *sits next to Sonia* So... what's this fic about?
Sonia: *as she hands Cassy a short summary* It's disgusting. That's what it is.
Cassy: *shrugs, makes an odd face as she reads the summary* The heck?
Sonia: Told you.

I carresed her pink body. She moaned a bit.

Athena: (wispering) Oh Akira.

Keiko: *rolls her eyes*

While I was kissing her panty line, she took off her pink bra. Then she took her panties off.
That aroma. She smells like strawberries. I wonder if she taste like strawberries.(^_^)

Kyo: Well, she has a freaky bubblegum colored body and she smells like strawberries. Maybe she does taste like strawberries.
Cassy: Man, the Stu's hungry.

She laied
herself on the bed. Her legs are lovely even with socks on. I took the socks off, and caressed her
legs and feet. Her toe-nails are pink. She really likes that color.

Benimaru: He won't like Sonia, though.
Sonia: That's because I don't like Christian Junior!

After that, I went straight for her
hairless pussy. My tounge is inside.

Athena: Ahhhh!! Ah! Akira, your good. keep going. Ahhhh!!

I was right to wonder! She does taste like strawberries!

Cassy: Emi tasted like honey, Athena tastes like strawberries...
Kyo: It doesn't taste like anything, Goth Girl.

I feel like I just won "Publishers Cle-
aring House." Only without the cameras.

Keiko: Yeah... no.

We got into the 69 position. She got my dick inside her
mouth and started sucking it. And I'm eating her "strawberries."

Kyo: Uh... that just implied that she has...
Cassy: *begins laughing loudly* Either that or he's licking her freakin' ovaries!
Sonia: *shudders* Disgusting.

After 1 hour, She got off and inserted my dick in her "strawberry basket." She can't handel
my size either.

Sonia: Because it's freaking inhuman! It shouldn't be in any orifice at all!

I don't want to ruin the flavor so, I went easy on her at first.

Athena: No don't!
Akira: What is it?
Athena: Don't go easy. Don't worry about the blood. I'll get some tampons for it.

Keiko: ...
Benimaru: *facepalms*
Cassy: *laughing* Holy Christ, dude!
Kyo: Yeah... to hell with this. *downs a few more shots of Bleepka, passes out shortly after*
Sonia: *heavily sighs* Manic?
Manic: Yo! What's the matter, sis?
Sonia: Back Kyo up. He knocked himself out.
Manic: *runs into the room, plops on the couch next to Sonia and Cassy* Sweet! Oh, and don't worry about me catching up. I read the whole fic from the beginning earlier.
Sonia: Why in the world did you torture yourself for this trash?
Manic: 'Cause I knew that I'd have to back someone up eventually.

She is so beautiful. It's like I'm fucking that maid from that Masquerade anime.

Keiko: *as the Stu* Yeah, she's my favorite chick! Let me compare her to somebody else! *normal voice* And how demeaning is this? To him, it's not "making love", it's "fucking".
Manic: Yeah... those hentais must've rotted that brain.

I rubbed her
curves and her ass. She's having that look. When Sleeping Beauty is making love with her prince.
She's moaning as if she has fallen in love with me. I began rubbing her tits.

Athena: So good! So Deep! You so great.

Manic, Cassy: *trying not to laugh*
Sonia: So dumb.
Benimaru: So tedious.
Keiko: So... Ana Steele.
Manic: *cracks up*

Now she's giving me that "I love you" look.

Benimaru: As opposed to Sonia's "I hate you and this fic" look.

She has tears in her eyes, and everything.

Cassy: Maybe it had something to do with that heavily enlarged dong in her, dude!

I sat
up and turned her around. Were doing the "Teddy Bear"position (Pia Carrot-Episode 2).

Manic: *confused*
Sonia: Newsflash, writers: we don't know everything that you know. Why do they think we know what they know?
Benimaru: I have no idea.

She wa-
nts me to hug her as if I'm cuddlling a bear.

Athena: So amasing. Akira. I love you. Keep going. Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ahh!

Keiko: *bored* Ah, ah, ah... is this over yet?

I can't belive she said that.

Cassy: I can, dude. *whispers* Self-insert...

All this time of fan service before this happened, I thought I'd be
the one to confess my love to her. But it's the other way around.

Sonia: *narrows her eyes*
Benimaru: Hope he doesn't pull a John Green and claim that this has "never happened before" or some crap like that.
Sonia: Funny that this fic preceded John Green's nonsense ego-stroking.

I turned her around. She's facing
me now. I'm kissing her neck.

Manic: I'm turning Cassy around to face me now.
Cassy: I'm looking into Manic's eyes.
Manic: I'm going to have boring sex with her now.
Cassy: *tries not to laugh* You...! *breaks down laughing*

Akira: I glad you told me that you love me. You don't know how much you mean to me.
Athena: Akira.

Benimaru: *as Akira* Especially after I demeaned three other women before you.
Keiko: *as Athena* What the heck?! And why am I naked?! I'm getting out of this fic!

She's crying in passon. She's hugging me tightly and everything. This actually lasted until
sunrise. I'm about to lose it.

Manic: Do these people run on coffee?
Sonia: More like powdered caffeine, Manic.
Benimaru: Or Four Loko.

Athena: I want you to cum. Cum with me!

We lost it together. She's willing to spend the rest of her life with me.

Keiko: *weakly laughs* The Bleepka is not helping one bit. *gets out a Brillo pad, begins to scrub herself*
Sonia: Aren't you missing something, Keiko?
Keiko: Huh. You're right... I'm missing the hydrochloric acid. Darn it.

We went to sleep
at 5:30am. She keeps wraping her arms around me. This sex was actually pretty great. She
was amasing.

Cassy: This fic unfortunately... wasn't.
Benimaru: Yeah, but let's not worry about those things called "details".

Athena: Thank you Akira. I really hope you choose me in the end.
Akira: (Yeah. Me too.)

Manic: He will. You know he will. The hint's being dropped on us like an anvil!
Keiko: You're being kind, Manic. Anvils are much less painful.

I really want to be with her too. It's my first time having this feeling. And with my favorite KOF
lady.

Sonia: I think the world just exploded. He didn't call her a "chick" or a "girl"!
Cassy: Yeah, because this is his "twu luv", dude. Every other woman that didn't kiss his ass gets demeaned.

But there's the other 2 girls and even Chizuru's weird behavior.

Cassy: *points to the word "girls"* See?
Manic: And the world just pieced itself back together!
Sonia: Why did I get my hopes up for that?
Manic: Because you're a schmuck, sis.
Sonia: *smacks Manic on the back of his head*
Manic: Ow! You--
Sonia, Manic: *begin slap fighting*
Cassy: *pries Sonia and Manic's hands apart* Don't kill yourselves while you're killing a bad fic, dudes!
 

I really hope this works out
for both of us.

Benimaru: Of course it will. Who would be stupid enough to deny that it would work in the end?
Keiko: *points at the sleeping Kyo* He would.
Kyo: *mumbles* Kiss my ass, Tsukino...
Keiko: I... seriously? He's still moving?!
Sonia: He's a stubborn man.
Benimaru: Isn't that obvious? He breaks out of hospitals almost as a side hobby. I'm also not surprised that the Bleepka shots didn't fully take him down. He's... something else.

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