Mystery Science Theater En Masse

Special Episode 6: Outcast Saga Lost in Sailor Moon World (Part Seven)

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Warning: This part contains some graphic violence.

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"Text" Talked or thought sentences.

(Text) Talked sentences in a foreign language. As English when everyone else speaks Japanese.

;Text; Title of the scene song.

:Translations of a sentence in a language that isn't English, and small observations during the story:

Chapter six: Revelations

Tokyo December fourth 2004

All the senshis plus Darien are on the Hikawa-jinja.

Miyu: And they started a fire and threw the Stu on it.
Manic: Man, that would put me off food forever.

A thin layer of snow is covering the city.

Kyo K.: Which then melted due to global warming.
Axl: *in a joking manner* What global warming? *smirks as he creates an ice ball*

The senshis are inside the shrine house. Benji arrives in his winter clothes but still clearly shivering with the cold. "I hate this cold." Benji says entering on Rei's house.

Everyone except Axl: *points to Axl*
Axl: Oh, if you hate the cold, you'll really hate the frostbite that I've been wanting to give to you for a good while now.

The senshis chuckle. "Well you were quite excited with the snow on the first time that you saw it." Michiru says, Hotaru and Haruka nods agreeing.

"That was one thing. This cold is too much for a man from a tropical country like me." Benji says taking out the coat and jacket and hanging them with the others.

Rory: So... we'll have to light him on fire?
Kyo L.: I'll do it!
Kyo K.: No, let me do it!
Rory: That was... enthusiastic.

He moves to the large table and Makoto serves him some hot chocolate that he gladly accepts. "As we were saying. We need to found more about this enemy." Rei says.

Manic: Who cares? The Stu will destroy it! You ladies just have to look pretty.
Benimaru: This bears repeating. A series where the protagonists are mostly full of women... all being shoved aside so a man can take over.
Sonia: Because when I think of Sailor Moon, I think about Rambo the Sexist Ninja over there.

"We haven't found anything. Setsuna is trying to found anything but until now nothing." Haruka replies. "Michiru haven't detected anything with her mirror or Hotaru dreamt with anything." Benji sips his chocolate.

Miyu: *adjusts her glasses* They actually looked into his brain, which held nothing of substance.
Kyo K.: *snickers*

"And all the attacks were random assaults of violence with no pattern." Ami adds. "And all the youmas weren't so…so…" Ami stutters on the end of the sentence.

"Silly as before." Benji says for the blue haired girl. Ami blushes but nods at his comment. "He does have a point." Haruka says.

Rory: Yeah, you silly girl! *confused* What was the point of that?
Sonia: I have no idea.

"Before all the demons where silly and kind of childish. Now they are more like demons." The senshis nod at the comment.

Benimaru: Yes, because it was a magical girl series before he rubbed his junk all over it! Of course the Senshi fought "silly girly demons" before they had to deal with "edgy" ones.
Miyu: Not only that... most of the monsters of the day were actually female.
Benimaru: Now that just makes it even worse.

"Still someone or something must be leading them. Or at least summoning them." Benji comments. "How long before I appeared the attacks were happening?"

"One month and a half." Ami replies. "You arrived when the first tentacle one appeared."

Kyo L.: What a revelation!

"Tentacle?" Seiya asks not liking at all the sound of that.

Manic: We never liked it since the first time it was mentioned in this dumb fic.

"Yes, that kind of demon. Like in those hentai movies that I told you three to watch in order to get ready." Benji says. "They were lucky that I were around when they faced it. Few seconds later and the scene would be like in those movies." The solar system senshis nod embarrassed while the stars blush deeply.

All: ...
Kyo L.: Mother... of... shit.
Kyo K.: *grits his teeth* God, I hate this fic.
Miyu: So... this translates to... "Watch these girls get violated by tentacle monsters!" And he has no shame in saying that this should be good for them!
Sonia: I'm going to break his neck. I'm going to do it.
Axl: Go ahead. None of us are going to stop you. Also... Stuthor, you're making me look a lot more charming in comparison. So, uh... thanks?
Benimaru: You've read that hentai before, right, Axl?
Axl: Yeah. Unfortunately. Tentacle monsters are not my thing.

"It was so easier before." Serena mutters on her seat. "The enemy would send a lieutenant that would tell us what they want and who they are, saving us of these long meetings."

Rory: Of course it was easier, because you're not "edgy" like that ninny is.
Miyu: Wait, what? They've always talked about the enemy at the Hikawa Shrine in the past! This isn't new, Stuthor!

"That means that the enemy is smarter and stronger than before, with officers smart enough to not show up and tell for us the good guys they evil plans." Benji says icily to Serena.

Axl: *as the Stu* I'm only being icy to you because you're a blonde idiot, you dumb girl. *normal voice* Sexism: The Fanfic, ladies and gents. Also, go to Hell, Stu. You're just being an asshole for the sake of being one. Are you probably still piss-bitter that she stole your toy? If that's true, then get over it and your own inflated ego.

"You mean good girls since of guys there is only you and Darien. Since the starlights are originally girls' too." Rei says to Benji. "I meant as a group of heroes. Not fully composed of men. Like people say mankind, but there are also women on it." Benji replies to the fire senshi.

Miyu: *coldly* Your fake humility doesn't work when you've made this fic all about you to begin with, you sexist Stu. Don't even try to do a 180 now.

Everyone grew used to the bickering of the brunette duo that fights like siblings.

Manic: That wasn't bickering. And... they're "like siblings"? So... I should be tying Sonia up in a minute?
Sonia: Don't even try it, Manic.

The fact that both have reasonable similar personality traits as hard heads and stubbornness makes even worse.

Kyo L.: It's even worse when you consider that Benji's an asshole.
Miyu: I can't even get on you for that one, Kyo.

Benji's and Haruka's bickering sections lessened a lot when the blonde got used to the brunette. And the fact that Benji helps Michiru with the house chores make the blonde happy since is less work for her.

Benimaru: Wait, he does house chores? Isn't that "girly"?
Kyo K.: Fic's so bad that it can't even keep up with its own sexism.

"Now there isn't need to argue over that. We all understood the meaning of what he said." Ami says skillfully defusing the fuse of the time bomb of the raven haired duo.

Sonia: Of course Rei's the emotional one in the argument. This fic can go burn in a ditch.
Kyo K.: Want me to do it?
Kyo L.: No way. I'm doing it.
Sonia: Oh, I should not be surprised.

"And we remain stuck." Darien says. "We have no clues over the enemy or his intentions and now they are beginning to send specialized youmas instead of small armies of them."

"Is wiser sending one lion than one hundred heads of cattle." Benji says and most of the senshis more used to combat agree with him.

Axl: Can I shove an ice spike up his ass? Who wants me to do that?
Everyone else: *raises their hands*
Benimaru: Also, I love how he's turning Mamoru into an idiot, especially since he's had some insight into stuff like this before. Of course the Stuthor just has to make his self-insert the only smart one in the group.

"They might be analyzing us with the armies in order to send youmas that will exploit of our weaknesses." Benji adds. The senshis nod again. It makes sense.

Kyo K.: No! No, this doesn't make any sense! None of the crap in this garbage fic makes sense! The only thing that will make sense is having the Stu ride a rocket to the Sun!

Once again the meeting ends with a bitter taste and the fighters leave to go to they own houses to rest. Benji arrives with the outers to the house. The outers chat over another subject while Benji opens the door for them.

Rory: Because he's a gentleman, as you know!
Kyo L.: He can go shove his fedora up his dickhole, that's for damn sure.

Benji signs to them to make silence and they do. They all notice that Benji became tense.

Manic: He found the four riffers that weren't forced to read this garbage. They then beat the tar out of him.
Benimaru: That would be the best ending.

Benji enters first closing his right hand into a fist. Haruka follows also getting ready to fight. All of sudden a creature tackles Benji. The ninja blocked with his arm preventing the creature to get on his throat. Benji slams the creature on the floor and smashes his fist on the creature head killing it.

Kyo L.: *confused* Did this doofus just Falcon Punch a demon?
Axl: Uh... yeah...

"My carpet!" Michiru whines seeing the grey liquid staining her carpet.

Sonia: *screams in anger, explodes into ash*
Kyo K.: Yeah, that's how I feel reading this pile of crap.
Miyu: Oh, my goodness... Michiru isn't a stereotypical housewife, Stuthor! *as she sweeps Sonia up* Stuthor... I'm with Miss Keiko... never write anything again.

"I would get worried over other things than the carpet Michiru." Haruka says seeing more creatures appearing from inside the house.

Sonia: *reforms, grimaces* I think Michiru should worry why the Stuthor turned her into this blithering idiot.

They aren't taller than one meter or stronger looking than a seven years old child.

Axl: *sarcastically* Oh, that makes me feel slightly better!
Manic: *eyebrow twitches* Stuthor... you're making me ill. Come on, I like kids. I'm even a drum teacher for some of them in the city. This is... just gross.

But the numbers are high and they have sharp looking claws and teeth. "Back away now!" Benji shouts shoving Haruka to the door. The blonde obeys and pushes the other senshis too.

Benimaru: Translation: Get out of the way so I can save the day again, you weak women!
Kyo L.: Ugh. Damn Macho Stus need to quit rubbing their junk all over this stuff, I swear.

But before Benji can leaves a barrier appears holding him inside. "Benji!" Hotaru shouts seeing him trapped in the house.

Rory: I'd wish that the demons would rip him to shreds, but that's asking a lot, isn't it?
Sonia: Yes, it is.

Benji doesn't have time to try break the barrier, knowing that would be futile he turns to fight the creatures. The door slams shut with the combat. Michiru is calling for the other senshis. They move to the outers' house. But they aren't sure that they will arrive in time.

Axl: Especially with that incompetent Usagi. And yes, she's incompetent, because this hack of a Stuthor doesn't believe in a magical thing called character development.

Inside the house Benji is fighting a fast pace. Unable to summon his sword or transform so he as to appeal to Michiru's kitchen knifes. Promising to himself buy a new pair of them for her.

Miyu: Remember, he was trying to be realistic when he denied wearing a cape. But he can cut demons with simple kitchen knives.
Manic: Yeah, consistency ain't a thing with this guy.

Benji cuts them with the razor sharp knifes. Glad for Michiru's usual almost obsession with perfection as a housewife.

Benimaru: *facepalms*
Kyo K.: *angrily sputters*
Sonia: Stuthor. I'm starting to wonder if this is what you want in a woman. Just a stereotypical sitcom housewife fawning over you all of the time. Ugh.
Kyo L.: Remember, he whined that people said that his stories weren't original. Yeah, that right there? *points at the screen* This crap ain't original.
Miyu: It bugs me that he did this to Michiru.
Kyo L.: She's who the Stuthor likes, so he's going to warp her into his gross vision of the "perfect woman".
Benimaru: So we're going back into the 1950's with this dunce. *sighs* Great.

Knowing that she will most likely kill him for spraying her walls, furniture and everything else with demon blood.

Rory: So if she kills him, she gets her canon self back, right?
Miyu: *pushes glasses up* Well, considering that he's a canon warping demon... most likely.

Benji slashes cleanly a demon in the half spraying blood in everywhere. But more and more demons appear.

Sonia: And then they consumed his body, thus ending this monstrosity. Pardon the pun.

Benji continues to stab, slash, kick and dodge in an insane pace trying to keep himself alive. Outside the outers can hear the sounds of the fight and damage to the house interior. Hotaru who changed as her adoptive parents are trying to break the barrier.

Manic: Don't bother, you're weak women. Just stay where you are so Super Penis Man can do his thing.

The inners arrive when the outers broke the barrier one second after the noises ended. They enter on the house and found it a massive demons mess. Benji is sited on a turned over sofa sitting on the back rest with his back resting on the seat. His clothes are ripped and torn and there is a demon head on his left leg biting him. It is chopped on the neck. He has many smaller wounds.

Axl: And where's the part where I'm supposed to feel sorry for him? As a matter of fact, where's the part where we all are supposed to feel sorry for him? I mean, let's be honest... we want him to die.

"God! This place looks like a war zone!" Seiya says seeing the damage around the house the demon corpses. "Benji you are okay!" Serena asks to him. Benji eyes snaps open and everyone can see him gripping tightly on the now dented kitchen knifes. "I fought for fifteen minutes against a horde of demons and I am with a head biting my leg and with many more wounds." Benji says angrily. "I am perfectly fine. Never better."

Kyo L.: Not the right time to be rude to her, Captain Dickhead. She was actually worried about your dumb ass. Do us a favor and just keel over, yeah?

Even Rei felt a strong will to smack Serena hard for her question.

Miyu: *coldly* How about I just slap the OOC-ness out of you after I smack the Stuthor?
Kyo K.: I think we're going to have to draw straws to find out who gets to smack him first.

Benji is looking like a dead hero of a horror movie and she asks that he was okay. All the senshis question with fear the future of they kingdom ruled by Serena.

Kyo K.: Well, I do wish that he was actually dead, so I'm a little miffed that that's not taking place right now.
Benimaru: *facepalms, sighs heavily* You're not a hero. You're irritating.
Manic: *groans, slams his head on the table* She's actually a capable leader, Stuthor. Stop undermining her. Then again, you're already a crap writer, so why am I wasting my time giving a hack like you some actual writing tips?
Rory: *irritated* Jeez, would you stop with the Usagi bashing, you dumb Stuthor?! We get it, you don't like her!
Sonia: Jesus Christmas, I hate this fic so much. She asks him if he's okay, and the Stuthor takes the opportunity to insult her for that.
Axl: I can't wait until we're finished with this garbage fic. I never thought that I'd say this... but man, fuck you for writing that, Stuthor. Fuck you.
Miyu: Not only that, the Senshi would always protect Usagi... and call out the Stu for being rude instead of insulting her like that. Stuthor? Instead of insulting other writers while writing messy material like this, how about you do your darn research first?
Kyo L.: That's way too hard, Miyu. That requires using both hands and the head that isn't between his legs.

Benji begins to cut the head jaw muscles and with Makoto help the head is removed.

Rory: Wait, they're allowed to help?
Kyo K.: Only if he's injured. Other than that, they're just shiny things that the Stu can jerk around.

Hotaru rushes to heal him and Yaten aid her. "I buy you a new pair of knifes later." Benji says to Michiru.

Kyo L.: It would also be great if you could shove a shiny new set up your ass so we don't have to do it.

"And the cleaners too. I won't be cleaning this mess." The aquamarine haired senshi replies. "I am not angry since you had no choice but I won't clean this."

Benimaru: Then I'm not going to clean up the mess that will happen once the demons finish the Stu off.
Kyo K.: You know that's not gonna happen, Beni.
Benimaru: Hey, let a man dream, Kyo.

"But I don't understand why send demons here. No one knows that senshis lives here." Ami says looking at the demons.

Miyu: Maybe it had to do with the fact that you all referred to each other by your civilian names even when you all were in your Senshi forms!

Benji forces himself up creating protests of the two healers. "Benji you are not healed enough to walk!" Yaten shouts.

Manic: Yaten, you know that he doesn't care. He's trying to be a hero!
Miyu: He tried, he failed. He's still failing.

Benji ignores her and moves up the stairs the senshis follow leaded by Hotaru and Yaten. They found Benji on his room opening a long wood box.

Rory: Whoa, we don't need to hear about your wood!
Axl: Rory, this whole fic is about his wood.
Rory: Oh. Right.

He pulls two swords and a long fukuro. And moves out of the room. "Benji you can't fight like that. You are too hurt." Ami says voicing Hotaru thoughts.

Kyo L.: *as the Stu* Shut up, woman! I have to be edgy! Now get in the kitchen because I'm saving you girls! I'll be back, and you better have dinner ready!
Axl: Our hero. He beats up a woman, tells them to go look at porn, insults them when they're concerned for him, and shuns them all off to the side because they don't have a penis. He's like... the ultimate asshole.
Kyo L.: That fedora's wedged up his ass pretty tight, Ax.
Axl: Uh. You have a way with words, Kyo.

But before the senshis can stop him he ran to his Hayabusa and drove off. "Let's follow him!" Makoto says. The senshis nod and run out of the house. But Hotaru for some reason faint, also Rei and Michiru faint too.

Kyo K.: Oh, boy. It's the infamous "girly swoon" happening here.
Sonia: *flatly* Oh, joy.

The senshis look after the fallen ones. "What is happening!" Rei asks. "They are in trance." Ami says scanning them. "Whatever happened here wants to show them something."

Rory: *confused* Wait, what?! How is Rei speaking if she fainted?!
Everyone else: *blinks*
Axl: *chuckles* Oh, Suthor. Consistency really isn't a thing with you, is it?
Kyo K.: I also realized something. Hey, Stuthor? If Tech here is the one that's pointing out how much you suck at writing, then you need a new damn hobby.

Haruka is holding Michiru, "Uranus take Fighter or Jupiter, and go after Benji. His condition is critical but something is making him ignore his wounds and go fight." Yaten or also know as Sailor Star Healer said.

Manic: Oh, so he's got Dumbass Edgelord Syndrome.
Miyu: Also, Stuthor, Sailor Moon fans already know who Yaten is. Stop holding our hands.
Kyo L.: That's what happens when you write with one hand.

"We will take care of everyone." Haruka hesitate. "Haruka we can't let Benji-kun die!" Makoto says. Serena nods.

Benimaru: This is the part in the story where I'm supposed to feel tense, right?
Sonia: Of course.
Benimaru: Then it's no secret that I want him to bite the dust, right?
Sonia: Yes, of course.

"Fine. Makoto, Seiya let's go. His Hayabusa is fast. But my car is too." Haruka says.

Manic: *sarcastically* But it's slower because it's owned by a woman.

The others agree and run to the garage and enter on Haruka's sports car. "You should be going with them." Ami says to Yaten. "You are the one who can heal him. And Serena wouldn't be able to heal him."

Miyu: This Stuthor really didn't do the research, did he? One of Sailor Moon's powers involves healing via her Silver Crystal!
Kyo L.: Yep, he really does hate her. Hates her so much that he even took her own powers away. Man, just stop writing. Or at least don't upload any more of your bullshit to the Internet so we don't have to see it.

"I know that. But if anything changes to bad with those three I am the most indicated person to help. Benji is resistant he will last until he is dragged back here to be healed." Yaten replies.

Axl: Teamwork? Who cares about that? Who cares about that in a series that's big on teamwork?

Ami nods, she had to admit that was true. Thes, she had to admit that was true. dragged back here to be healed."d go fight.

Rory: What the? I think the fic's eating itself.
Sonia: Good. Maybe it can continue eating itself like a snake so it can just go away.

brunette ninja once confided to her that stubbornness is a strong and a constant trait on his family. And she saw it first handed when Benji got on uncountable conflicts with Rs family. ordiness is ei, Haruka and Seiya.

Kyo K.: *confused* The hell is this glitchy fic babbling about?
Manic: I don't know.
Kyo L.: I think we've reached the part where the Stuthor wanked so hard all over his keyboard that it's showing.
Manic: No, it's all Missingno's fault!
Miyu: *laughs* No! The fic just gained a sense of self-worth and messed itself up to save us!

Thought among the brunettes trio the conflicts were stronger and more physical.

Benji stops in front of an abandoned mansion, he looks at it. Is very big and even has a clock on a tower near it. And by the looks it is very old.

Benimaru: Okay, where the heck are we?
Miyu: A white space, probably.

Benji passes by the gates leaving the bike behind.

Manic: And then I stole it! Ha-ha! Later, sucker! *drives off*

Benji is tensely holding on his swords. Even knowing that he is Sailor Moon world that mansion recalls him too much of Resident Evil and Castlevania. And he is waiting to dozens of evil creatures to begin to attack.

Kyo L.: Which are two other worlds that you could be in instead of pissing all over this one, you self-centered little shit.

"Hurry!" Makoto almost jumped out of the car when Luna shouted. "What you are doing here?" Makoto asks. "We have to hurry! Benji took his IAS Mk 300 to combat! The situation is too serious!" Luna shouts again.

Sonia: I'm seriously wondering what an Mk... whatever that stupid thing is. Don't the Senshi usually have simple names for their weapons?
Kyo K.: Yes, but this is a Stu fic. It needs to be edgy.

Haruka speeds up. "What is that Mk something?" Seiya asks. "Is a weapon!

All: Duh!

Is the only weapon from a planet far from here that Setsuna took him to train, that she allowed him to bring! Is a full assault shotgun rifle that shots energy projectiles!" Luna explains. "The condition that she imposes is that Benji only used that in extreme situations if the situation forced to a senshi being killed!"

Kyo L.: You mean to tell me that this requires a Senshi to die?!
Kyo K.: Anything to thin the herd of women so he can shine.

The trio pales at the cat words. "YOU understand now!" Luna shouts. "Benji is going to try to rescue Setsuna who was caught by the enemy! And if he fails in rescue her he will kill her!" Haruka forces the car even more. "Why he would do it? She is his friend!" Makoto asks.

Rory: Because he's the jerkass to top 'em all.

"Because he is her friend is the reason that he will do it. To spare her from the suffering of being used against her friends and to destroy everything that we fought for." Haruka answers. "And if Setsuna gave him something to kill any of us if needed we won't resurrect after being killed by it."

Sonia: I would rather shoot myself in the head with my laser instead of letting that idiot kill me.
Miyu: *stunned* Are you serious?! It's that bad that not even Sailor Moon can do anything about it? Really?! If he kills any one of the Senshi with that, he'll actually ruin the timeline and wreck Crystal Tokyo!
Manic: Damn. Stuthors really are destructive. So destructive that they'll even nerf the main character.

Makoto pales up even more. She hoped that the idea was kill her so she would reappear safe in another place.

Kyo L.: So she loves this Stu so much that she would want him to kill her? What the fuck is wrong with this fic?!
Axl: I'm starting to wonder what the hell's wrong with this Stuthor. I know that I'm not supposed to say that, but I'm seriously questioning this guy now.
Benimaru: No, no... I think you all have it wrong. Jupiter's probably hoping that Pluto would be in a different place after the Stu kills her... if the Stu kills her. The wording's all mixed up.
Axl: Oh. It still sucks, though. It still makes no sense when we were just told that they can't be resurrected from it.

"And Benji will only do it when seeing that is impossible to escape with her. Then he will kill himself to avoid to be captured too." Haruka says.

Manic: If only he'd shoot himself. Then this stupid fic would be over.

"Is the only way that I can picture that idiot doing something like that. I am quite sure that he was not happy with Setsuna terms for keeping that gun."

"He wasn't." Luna replies.

Kyo K.: Of course he wasn't. He needs to keep every extension of his... you know. That.

"He cares about all of you.

Rory: Oh, that's the lie of the century right there!
Kyo L.: You know that you don't care about Usagi. Especially when you insulted her multiple times during this shitty fic. Don't piss in my hand and tell me that it's spring water, Stuthor.

And the idea of being forced to kill one of you is not something that he hold dear.

Miyu: Unless it's Usagi. Then it's time to shoot, shoot, shoot!

But if Minako was caught and is going to be tortured, raped and interrogated by the enemy to tell everything about us, he would do it. To save her of a destiny worse than death. But he would regret and blain himself for it."

All: ...
Sonia: Okay, what the fuck?!
Axl: Who mentions rape in Sailor Moon, of all things?! Well, unless it's a crappy doujin, but still!
Benimaru: *facepalms, sighs* This... guy. He really needs to keep his disgusting fantasies out of this series, I swear.
Sonia: I never thought that I would say this, but he should never post anything online again.

"Why Setsuna would ask him to kill one of us in a situation like that?" Makoto asks. "Because everyone has a breaking point and a treatment like that would destroy any of you beyond repair.

Sonia: Like the eight of us when it comes to reading this crap.
Axl: Trust me, I'm long past my breaking point.
Sonia: That was shown when you tried to ram that trumpet up his behind, Axl.

She asked him so any of you would not pass by that." Luna replies. "I saw what happened to some female soldiers of the Silver Millennium that survived to situations like those. She wished death more than anything, during it and after it."

An even heavier air is around them. "In order to protect the spirit of us he will kill us if that happened even destroying his own." Makoto says. "Yes." Luna says.

Manic: Does this translate to "I'll be a big man, killing the women if they break!"? Because this isn't showing me that he's noble. At all.

They arrive in the mansion and enter on it. Haruka summoned her sword before entering recalling that Benji was unable to do so when facing the demons.

Axl: Holy crap, magic trumps a penis power for once!

The trio of senshis and a cat followed the long trail of demon corpses. Makoto, Seiya and Haruka are shocked with the sight. Benji left the house almost dying. But still he keeps fighting like crazy.

Miyu: That's because he's an idiot with severe testosterone poisoning.
Kyo K.: In other news, water is wet.

They arrive in a room with some zombies and kill them. Soon they enter in a room and hear a massive and continuous shooting. They run for is and see Benji holding a large black shotgun with both hands and firing against a huge army of demons that are trying to pass by a hall. And meeting only death by the unstoppable barrage of energy projectiles.

Rory: So... who wants to help him?
Everyone else: *silent*
Kyo L.: *raises a hand* I can help by booting him to Hell.
Rory: Alright, then!

Benji runs to the hall after the last one fall. The senshis follow and soon they reach an inner garden. They all see a group of shadowed figures around a very beaten Setsuna. Her uniform is now only rags that barely covered her bruised body. Her hair is dirty with dried blood.

Benimaru: Am I reading this Stuthor's fetish fantasies here? Because... I, uh... I shouldn't be reading this.
Miyu: No living thing should be reading this. Not even plants should be reading this!

Benji fires again at the group. They just jump avoiding. Benji isn't in a better shape than Setsuna. He is covered with open wounds and his right eye is closed with blood seeping out from it.

Sonia: On one hand, I don't care. On the other hand... ew. Graphic details and Sailor Moon do not mix like that.

Still Benji charges at them, the senshis do the same out of rage for her fallen friend. There isn't a fight since the enemy is only dodging them. "Well if this is all that you can do this planet soon will fall." They say before vanishing. Makoto runs to Setsuna and checks on her. "She is still alive." She says. "Weak but alive.

Rory: Sounds like the signs of this fic.
Axl: No, this fic's long dead to us.

Benji turns to them and looks to Setsuna. The ancient senshi open her eyes. Benji touches her forehead with the barrel of his gun.

Miyu: But let's not wait for someone to heal her. No, that's too much.

All the others pale and noticing that they are looking the other in the eyes. "Not now." Setsuna weakly mouths to him. Benji nods and removes the barrel from her forehead with relieve clear on his open eye.

Kyo L.: And then someone yanked the Stu's other eye out and stepped on it.
Miyu: Are you trying to turn him into Elle Driver?
Kyo L.: At least Elle was cool. This guy is just useless.

Seiya and Haruka help Setsuna to walk. Makoto aids Benji. That lost the last bit of energy since he doesn't need to fulfill his gruesome task.

Sonia: *shoots the Stu with her keyboard laser* And now my gruesome task is done. Now I need a shower...

The injured duo is taken to the car, Seiya drives it while Haruka drives the bike.

Rei, Michiru and Hotaru watched the entire battle with tears and anger. They saw what happened to Setsuna while Benji tried to rescue her.

Kyo K.: Really? Really?!
Rory: *confused* Um... how the heck did those three revive in time to see the battle?
Benimaru: The Stuthor didn't think, and neither should you.
Miyu: This Stuthor is really trying to make the Senshi as weak as possible, isn't he? They wouldn't just weep like that! They would try to help! Oh, my god, I hate this sexist fic!
Manic: You know the rule, Miyu. If a series has a lot of female protagonists, there's always that one guy who will rub his junk all over it with a crappy fanfic.

Michiru comforted Hotaru the best as she could. But Setsuna words of 'not now' were clear for them. She would seek her final death on Benji's hands after she does something important.

Kyo L: I would rather be eaten by Mileena instead of having that idiot off me.

But the trio hasn't left the dream realm.

Rory: Neither have we, because this fic's still going.

The scenery changed to the center of Tokyo. Everyone is frozen as onyx statues, the sky is blood red with an eerie glowing red moon. The cityscape is destroyed, buildings are only ruins and there are hundreds of people on the ground, also as onyx statues. They see a man running. He is wearing ragged pants with the left leg missing, a ripped shirt and a ragged mask.

Rory: Wait, how is he running on one leg?
Sonia: No, Rory, his pant leg's missing.
Rory: Oh.

On his arms there is a small girl no older than the early teens. Her skin is very, very white almost albino, with medium length normal styled raven black hair. She is wearing a black version of a senshi uniform. Very ragged and battle torn. Her face is stained with blood. The trio is unable to tell if is from the man, hers or someone else's.

They recognize the man. Is Benji on a different Kaosu change, with long hair now. He runs from a black and red dome of destruction that is right behind him, destroying the city and the people statues. Benji is almost flying, running with all his power with big distances consumed by each jump like step.

"You won't be able to avoid or fight the destruction." A loud, cavernous and evil voice says coming from everywhere. "Death is the destiny of all. Destruction reigns supreme over anything. No one can stop it. No one can beat it. No one can do anything but accept the destruction."

Benimaru: Hey, if it destroys this fic, I'm all for it.

Benji ignores the voice and keeps running from the dome surface that whirlpool with the red and black energy of its surface. "Chaos and Shadows are unable to reign when destruction arrives with all her might. In the end there will be only Destruction." The voice says again.

The girl squirms on Benji arms shouting something to him. But the senshis doesn't hear because the loud roar of the destruction. But they can see her tears easily. The roar stops for few instants and the senshis hear. "It is over. We lost. All that we can do is join them now. Let's accept the fate that is all over." They hear the faint voce of the girl saying to him. "Where we can run if the world is being destroyed? It is all over now. At least we can join them now. Our friends must be waiting."

Axl: So this fic is ending, right? Right?
Kyo K.: You know damn well that that's a pipe dream, Spikes.

They see the despair turning to acceptance on the girl face and the determination fueled by the despair and will to survive vanishes from Benji face. "I am glad that we will go together." She says as her hugs his neck tightly and buries her face on his chest, while Benji turns and face the dome that was only few meters behind them. "I am sorry girls. In the end I couldn't make a difference and your sacrifice was in vain. Sorry…" They hear Benji whispering before the duo is engulfed by the dome.

All: *applauds*
Manic: Ah, Stu's dead, we can all leave!
Sonia: And nothing of value was lost!

All the senshis turn to Rei, Michiru and Hotaru scream at the top of they lungs sitting up in reflex and trying to hold on they nightmares.

Everyone except for Kyo K. and Benimaru: *groans*
Kyo K.: I don't know why you're all groaning. That hack wasn't going to kill his own self-insert off.
Benimaru: Well, you know, we can dream.
Kyo L.: This fic called it a nightmare. We called it the best thing that could ever happen to this Stu.

The other senshis run to them to comfort the trio who stopped screaming and is sobbing and crying. Haruka holds Michiru and Hotaru while the inners tend of the fire priestess. The Starlights look at them with sad eyes.

Miyu: Makes sense to comfort them. Maybe they're crying because they realized what the Stuthor did to their brains.
Manic: I'd be bawling my eyes out because of that, too.

"I really don't want to break the news for them." Taiki says to his brothers. Yaten nod running his fingers thru his silver hair. "Me neither. It drained me to heal up Benji and Setsuna. Especially Benji right eye. Was luck that it was mostly intact after the pierce and he haven't lost anything of his sight.

Sonia: Well, he's already lost his brains. Did we really need him to lose his sight on top of that?

And Setsuna wounds were many and as bad as his." Yaten says.

Axl: Only he can suffer a lot more injuries than those silly girls!

After long minutes calming the trio Ami asks them what happened. Rei tells them about the abuse that Setsuna took under the control of the enemy.

Rory: How about the mental abuse that we suffered while we were reading this thing?

Michiru tells them the fight on the mansion and the beating that Setsuna took while Benji tried to save her. And Hotaru swallows hard and tells them with tears on her eyes about the future in front of them.

All the senshis pale up and stays in silence. Rei and Michiru noticed that Hotaru haven't told them about Benji run, the girl words or his apologies for all of them when he stopped running and accepted the death. And they decide not to say anything of it to them.

Miyu: Why is this sounding like the Silence nightmare that Rei and Michiru had?
Sonia: Wait, what?
Miyu: Yes, they had visions of a cataclysmic event just like the one that we read not too long ago. And this fic is supposed to be set after Sailor Stars? This would only cause concern, it would not make them cry. It's like the Stuthor is trying to take the Silence nightmare and making it "edgier". Not only that, he took Rei out and put himself in her place!
Everyone else: *stunned*
Kyo L.: Oh, yeah, this fic's all about him now.

"You mean that we lost?" Serena asks. "All our efforts until now were waste of time?" Michiru denies. "Every time that we have a vision we see the doom of the world caused by our current enemy." Rei says. "And we were able to prevent it until now. This time won't be different."

Miyu: Also, Usagi doesn't just give up like that. The only time she wanted to give up was in the first season of the original anime, and that was because she didn't want the rest of her friends to die. After she got a pep talk from their spirits, she kept going!
Axl: Yeah. Stuthor hates her.

The senshis lithe up a bit. But Rei doesn't found much comfort on her own words. "Before we woke we saw Benji with a girl on his arms. She was using a black version of our uniform, she might be the key for wining." Michiru says to them. "She was no older than thirteen on the tops fourteen." And she gives the description of the girl

Benimaru: But that's not important. We took too much attention away from the Stu. Badfic law states that we have to go back to focusing on him now.

On the next day Benji and Setsuna wake and are filled on the events that happened later after the rescue. And they weren't happy. They reaction was more positive than the other senshis but still negative. Rei, Michiru and Hotaru decide to not tell to Benji or anyone else about how he died.

Kyo K.: Why? I would.

Tokyo January tenth 2005

Almost one month passed since the day that they found more over they enemy, so called Envoys of Destruction.

Miyu: Even the group's name has to sound edgy! Even edgier than the Death Busters!

Setsuna told them all that she knew over them. And wasn't much.

Manic: Of course, because Usagi knows nothing in this fic.

After it they all tried to live closer to the normality. Trying to forget the fate hovering over them as a razor sharp sword held by a thread that is slowly burning away.

Kyo L.: The hell? What's this dumb emo poetry doing here?
Axl: 2005, Kyo.
Kyo L.: Oh.

Setsuna physical wounds healed after two sections of healing, but the mental wounds are much more severe and no one knows if would heal. Since then she haven't transformed or fought. No one blain her for it. She was on her senshi form when attacked.

Rory: Really? Now we're putting edgy PTSD stuff in Sailor Moon? This dumb fic, I swear.
Axl: Know what makes this worse? Setsuna doesn't want to transform, which is understandable, but of course the Stu would get back up and fight. Meaning?
Manic: Women are fragile and should stay in the kitchen. This stupid fic... I swear.

Benji wounds healed with three sections of combined efforts between Hotaru, Yaten and Ami. On the first section Yaten healed his most critical wounds as his eye and several organs piercing. Hotaru dealt with minor wounds as cuts and broken bones. And Ami gave them the information of where heal and gave Benji anti-biotics to fight infections.

Sonia: But going to the hospital? No, that's too much.

Even fully healed Ami makes Benji go with her to visit her mother on her clinic. So Benji is now in front of Doctor Mizuno senior, half naked and being examined closely by the experienced doctor.

Kyo K.: And she wasn't laughing at him?

Ami is near telling to her mother everything over Benji's health. "It must be confusing calling for one of you by the speakers if you two work together." Benji says trying to make conversation. One Ami staring over his body in silence is enough. He doesn't need another Mizuno woman doing the same.

Benimaru: *as the Stu* Yeah, don't give me attention... even though I keep making sure that I'll always get it. God, being a hot Gary Stu is such a pain!

"Well we worked around that." Ami's mother says chuckling. She is lightly squeezing his right inner thigh. "That is really necessary?" Benji asks a bit uncomfortable with the intimate like touch of the older woman.

Axl: He's humble. He's not a dirty pervert jerk like those other men.
Sonia: Yeah, okay. Keep saying that.

"I am checking your muscular tonus." She replies. "I could do in other ways but this one is more interesting." "Mom!" Ami squeals blushing.

Miyu: Of course he's not the pervert. He has to turn other women into perverts who lust after his idiotic self.
Kyo L.: He really needs to stop reading those stupid hentai mags and just go outside. I mean, really? Dragging Dr. Mizuno into this? Man, you can just go fuck yourself, Stuthor.
Manic: I think he's already doing that, Kyo.
Kyo L.: Yeah, no kidding.

"You got quite strong legs here. You practice any sports?" Doctor Mizuno asks. "No. But I always walked up hills when young since where I lived where always in the top of hills. But I did some martial arts and played some baseball and soccer." Benji answers. She nods looking at his legs.

Rory: Please don't tell me that she's going to look between his legs.
Manic: That's what this whole fic's about, anyway. Fic might as well just admit it right now.

"How you got those scars here and here?" she asks pointing to his left knee and to a darker spot of skin under his ankle. "Fell out from a bicycle. I scrapped from the knee till the foot. Those are the remaining scars from it." Benji answers. She nods and pulls her stethoscope. "Now I will hear your heart a bit." She says before doing so. "Sounds okay." She says after a while. "Strong and steady beats. Slower than the normal but faster than from a full time athlete."

Sonia: I'm surprised. He has a heart?
Kyo L.: Either that or a Chaos Emerald in place of one.

She moves to take his blood pressure. "So Ami he is that new Kaosu guy?" She asks to Ami. "Yes." The younger Mizuno replies. "She knows?" Benji asks. "Well I told her before Galaxia, it was kind of hard keeping the secret from her when showing up with bruises in a regular basis." Ami replies. "Then she did the math and found about the others. This was good when one of us needed a more specialized medical care that I could provide."

Miyu: That is the dumbest thing that I have ever heard. This Stuthor really thinks that she would instantly know this in a universe that has paper-thin disguises!
Kyo K.: Glasses. Stop using that logic. He's not using it, and neither should you.

And a thin whistling noise leaves the machine. "Pressure normal." She says. "Now Ami I want to talk with him in private okay?"

"Sure." Ami replies and moves out of the room. Benji dresses himself and moves to sit in a chair facing Ami's mother from the other side of the desk. She is writing something on a new file. "You are aware that even with the magical healing micro scars remain on your body?" she says looking at him. "You mean what is making me feel line I have sand on my muscles?" Benji replies.

Sonia: Well, you also have sand in your ears, in your head, and in your ass crack, but that's another story.

"You can say that. But you did notice." She says. Benji nods. "Is my body, is kind of hard not to notice." He replies. "You are right. The problem of the healing that they give to you is that it is preventing your body to heal itself. So the remaining microscopical scars remain there, and the body won't heal them like it would normally do and with time the scar would vanish. In other words it isn't fully repairing you." Doctor Mizuno says. "And they miss it because when they look over you with her scans and magic they look for wounds. You have many of them. So I am assuming that you tend to fight with out worry of getting hurt because your friends can heal you up."

Kyo L.: Translation: Why didn't your dumb ass go to a hospital?
Rory: I'm confused. Why are we doing all of this technical stuff in a magical girl series? This is basically saying that the healing that the ladies are doing is useless because... well, you know.
Kyo L.: *sighs* Stuthor really loves making them more and more incompetent by the day.

Benji nods confirming. "Then stop fighting like that. Avoid wounds. If you keep like this soon you won't be able to move with out pain." She tells him.

Benimaru: And this is a problem because...?

"Ami told me that if they die they will resurrect few days later with a brand new body. But you aren't like them. I can tell that. You can't just die to begin all over again. And even if you could it would be better if you didn't."

Manic: Uh... do you know what series this is? Death is cheap in this universe!
Miyu: Wait... if the Stu uses his weapon, they can't be resurrected, but yet... it's mentioned here. *holds her head* My head hurts now.
Kyo K.: Logic, Glasses.

Benji nods agreeing. "I am prescribing you a medicine that will deal with the scars. And I am giving you the address of an old friend of mine that is a really good martial artist. Tell him that Aki send you there and he will train you." She says handing to him two sheets of paper.

Miyu: I know that Ami's mother didn't have a name... well, unless we're referring to the live-action series, and Aki is a name, but... really?
Sonia: And once again, it's shown that creativity is not a thing with this Stuthor.

"I am giving you this because I care about my patients specially the ones that are Ami's friends. She has too few of them. And you fight by her side so I am also doing this to use you to protect her. I know that I sound selfish..."

Kyo K.: She's selfish? Does she even know who she's talking to? She's talking to Mr. Selfish Jackass right there!

"You sound like a worried mother." Benji says cutting her sentence.

Axl: He's also Mr. Rude Jackass.

"I can understand that. I will do everything that I can to protect her. More than I am doing now." She walks to him and hug him. "Thank you. I wanted to ask this for her senshi friends but I couldn't. They all have huge responsibilities and show that they suffered too much. Asking them that would only make them suffer more." She says. "I am sorry but I needed to ask to someone to take care of my little girl."

Kyo L.: Stuthor? Get bent.
Sonia: *tries not to explode* And only a big strong man will be able to do it. Not those silly girls with their problems. This fic can go die.
Rory: *groans* Is this fic ending?
Sonia: No, but this chapter will soon.
Rory: *frustrated* I just want it to end.

"I understand." Benji replies trying to not get emotional with the hug.

Benimaru: Because men aren't supposed to show emotions, you know. He's really trying too hard to be the manliest man who ever was a man, huh?

He wouldn't and couldn't admit to any of the senshis that he was missing his family.

Manic: Yeah, he's trying too hard.
Axl: Wait, so we're supposed to feel sympathy for the guy who was happily jolly-stomping all over this universe? Yeah, sure. Bite my furry tail.

Aki breaks the hug. And Benji gets up. "But even with my request recall what I said." She adds. Benji nods and is about to leave. He swallows his pride and turn to face her.

Kyo L.: He has way too much pride. And if he's trying to be humble, then I'm goddamn Bill Gates!
Manic: Where's my signed copy of Windows '95, then?
Kyo L.: Really, Manic?
Manic: Yes, really.

"I don't want to be forward or sound like a pervert but can I hug you again?" Benji asks in a rather meek voice.

Kyo K.: "I don't want to sound like a pervert," says the guy who contemplated watching the Senshi being screwed by a tentacle monster.
Sonia: This is also coming from the guy who has dirty mags in plain view. In the Outers' house, no less.
Axl: This is also the guy who used hentai movies as training simulators.
Miyu: This guy must've bumped his head one too many times.
Kyo L.: The one between his shoulders or the one between his legs?
Miyu: Both.

"Yes you can." She replies seeing deep on his eyes that what he wants is to be mothered.

Benimaru: I really must be reading a fetish fic here. This is getting creepier and creepier.

He moves to her and hugs her. She embraces him as a son. She also enjoys the hug, since have passed a long time since she and Ami did anything like it. Benji let's himself to enjoy the hug that only a caring mother has.

Miyu: And of course he can hug better than her own daughter. Wow. This fic is so infuriating.

After long minutes Benji breaks the hug. Aki cleans his face from few remaining tears. "If you feel like this again just come visit me." she says "And we can talk over anything that you want or you can tell me anything." Benji nods. "Thank you. I think that I might take your offer." He replies. "You can. Ami used to do the same. But now she doesn't do it with fear that I might overreact with her senshi business." Aki says.

Miyu: And that doesn't even make any sense! This is just another excuse to push one of the Senshi out of the way so the Stu can take the attention-- you know what, oh, my god, I hate this fic. I hate this Stu. I hate this Stuthor. I hate everything right now.
Rory: *sighs* Join the club, Miyu. I think I got so weary that I just... stopped riffing.
Axl: At this point, who the heck can blame you?

Benji nods again and he leaves the office, not knowing that he did to the doctor a great favor in helping her venting some of her pent up feelings.

Kyo K.: *sputters, sighs in frustration* This guy can just go hump a cactus patch.

End of the chapter six:

Benimaru: Can I let my pent up feelings out all over the screen?
Sonia: You can, but I'm a little worried that you could short out the house. At least Akiko managed to restrain herself... surprisingly.

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