Mystery Science Theater En Masse

Special Episode 8: Miles "Tails" Prower (Part Twelve)

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Warning: There will be a death scene. It's not in explicit detail, but it might be mildly uncomfortable, considering who's doing the killing.

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Note: It's the final boss. It has to be more then one chapter. Think about it... '

Tails: *looks up from his Miles Electric* Don't talk down to me.

Chapter 33: Dragonis Fight! Part 1!!

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Tails was ready to take on the assholic Dragonis,

Sonia: How does an unoriginal fic get even more unoriginal? Write an "edgy" word that doesn't even exist!

but it seemed like Dragonis wasn't done talking yet.

"Are you sure you won't reconsider Tails? We could rule everything, together..." informed Dragonis

"Screw you" growled Tails

Sonic: I think I rubbed against way too many edges. *spontaneously bleeds*
Amy: *screams*
Sonic: Got ya, Ames. *holds up a small device* Fake blood machine.
Amy: *fumes*
Sonic: *to Tails* Thanks, buddy.
Tails: It's probably the most useless thing that I've ever created on a whim. I guess that it could have a use for horror themed parties.

"Suit yourself..." remarked Dragonis.

Dragonis then spread out his wings and got ready to fight Tails. But, of course, the voice contacted Tails again.

Manic: Ugh, go away.
Sonia: If it makes you feel better, it's the second to last time that the voice speaks. I know because Akiko read ahead.
Akiko: Yep!

"Tails this guy is strong. It may take all of your and my power to take him down." informed the voice

Miyuki: If he exhausts himself to death, all the better.

"I know, but, I can't just LET him do whatever he wants to this place, and, besides, I won't give up that easily" assured Tails

Amy: Do we even know what Dragonis wants to do specifically?
Tomoko: He just wants to rule the world with the Chaos Emeralds. That's all you're getting.

"Hmph, well good luck chosen one. No... good luck, my friend Tails" remarked the voice.

Tails: Oh, wow. It's probably the only time it goes back into character.

Tails smiled, but only for a few seconds, before he got serious and looked at Dragonis angrily again. Here we go... final boss fight!!!

Sonia: This whole fanfic was just a game. Just "boss fights".
Akiko: I'm refunding this game.

Que: "The Encounter" (Kingdom Hearts 2)

Dragonis tried to slash Tails with his claws, and they were fast slashes as well. Tails had to move and dodge swiftly and quickly in order to dodge the slashes, but, he did.

Miyuki: *groans* Of course he did. Not like this crap was ever gonna be original.

Tails flew into the air and moved toward Dragonis, also dodging more slashes along the way as well. Eventually, Tails reached Dragonis and started his normal combos again.

Sonia: *takes a shot* ...who cares?
Tails: I sort of care about the shots that everyone's taking. Forty-two.

Oh, and Tails had already activated the weapons' sharpen ability, because he planned on killing Dragonis, so, Tails was slicing Dragonis up.

Amy: Oh, don't forget that he did this thing to murder that guy. This isn't exciting. Just stop.

Tails did his normal duel aerial slashing combos,

Sonia: *takes two shots*
Sonic: Forty-four. *sighs* This fic over yet? I'm getting antsy.
Manic: Any excuse to run away from it, huh?
Sonic: I sat through this whole thing. Darn right I'm gonna run away from it.

since he was flying in the air. He couldn't really do much else since Dragonis was so big. But, he was so close to Dragonis, Dragonis was having a hard time getting to Tails, so Tails was able to do his combos for extra time.

Amy: Time for another shot, Sonia.
Sonia: *sighs in annoyance as she takes another shot* Forty-five.

Dragonis big size was working to his disadvantage instead of his advantage. But, eventually, Dragonis got tired of Tails' combos so he blew Tails away, literally, with his wings.

Miyuki: Wish he knocked him unconscious, too. *takes Sonia's shot* Forty-six.

Next, shockingly, Dragonis tried to chomp Tails with his huge, and sharp, teeth.

Tomoko: He's a dragon. That ain't shocking.
Akiko: *bored* It's supposed to keep you on the edge of your seat, Tomo-chan. *barely waves her right hand around* Whee.

Tails just moved swiftly and quickly again to dodge it. Because Dragonis was trying to chomp Tails quickly. Tails sidestepped another chomp attempt and did his normal duel aerial slashing combos to Dragonis' head!!

Sonia: And I took two more shots!! *takes two shots* Forty-eight.

And, these combos kept up for the exact same amount of time before Tails was blown away again.

Miyuki: *steals Sonia's shot* Forty-nine.

Dragonis tried to wind blade Tails with his wings, but, Tails just zigzag dodged the wing blades and rushed Dragonis while flying in the air, eventually reaching Dragonis, and doing his same combos again for the same amount of time. Until Tails was blown away again.

Manic: *steals Sonia's shot* Fifty.

Dragonis then, somehow, kicked up a Twister using his wings.

Tails: The heck do you mean "somehow"? Is this supposed to surprise me?
Tomoko: Yes. Now get excited... oh, forget it. This crap will only be exciting when it ends.

Tails was wide-eyed, and speechless. Tails seemed like he couldn't move, either. Well, he could, but, it wouldn't matter because the twister was undodgeable. Tails was quickly caught in the twister and hurt by the massive winds, but, he was being cut by sharp wind as well. This just unbelievably tortured Tails. Finally, the twister threw Tails toward the ground, face first, and Tails hit it hard.

Tails: *applauds*
Amy: If someone's cheering when your horrible character gets hurt, you're doing it wrong.

"Cutting Twister. My best attack. It's undodgeable. Usually, people die at this attack. You should feel lucky to even be alive" informed Dragonis

Akiko: Yeah, how is he alive? He's a tiny fox!
Tails: Well, we do go through a lot. We can breathe in space, for example.

Tails stood up, though, and Dragonis couldn't believe it!! Neither could Sonic and the others. Dragonis was wide-eyed and speechless.

Sonia: *places tape over her mouth*
Amy: Uh... how are you going to take your shots?
Sonia: *writes on a pad, hands it to Amy*
Amy: *reads* Let Miyuki take them.
Miyuki: Fine. Fic's already killed enough of my brain cells, anyway.

"No, I won't, I can't give up. I won't let you do whatever you want to this place. It's a nice, cool, peaceful place. Sure, I may be underestimated in it, but, it's still my home, and it'll always be that.

Tomoko: Even though you whizzed all over it.

Besides, I've found new friends who don't underestimate me,

Manic: *headdesks*
Sonic: I guess that counts again.

and the current friends may no longer underestimate me after everything I've done" announced Tails.

Manic: *headdesks again*
Akiko: A voice from some brainwashing swords isn't a "friend". You hurt your actual friends! You shouldn't have done that!
Tomoko: This is the same idiot who'd probably jump into a van if a stranger offered him candy.

Tails was hurt and scratched all over the place, bleeding in several places as well.

Sonic: *"bleeds" profusely*

"I won't let you win" declared Tails.

Then, all seven chaos emeralds came out of Tails' backpack and surrounded Tails. Tails was so serious, though, that he didn't notice that.

Tomoko: Being serious shouldn't make you that stupid. He'd notice the big ass Egg Carrier. He would notice the damn emeralds glowing.
Miyuki: *points to Tails* Our Tails would. Don't know about that guy in faux fur.

The emeralds circled around Tails clockwise really slow. The emeralds started to glow as well...

What was going on?!

Sonia: *silently fumes*
Amy: *makes a face* You really think that we are too dumb to know that he's going to go Super?
Sonic: This fic's super dumb. I'm gonna be the happiest hedgehog alive when this is over.
Manic: Just you? I'm tired of banging my head so much.
Tails: I hate to be Captain Obvious here, Manic... but maybe you should stop doing that willingly?
Manic: *groans*
Tails: Alright, then.

Can Tails somehow defeat Dragonis despite being hurt?!

Akiko: Duh! He hasn't lost a fight! You think he's going to lose this one, too?

To be continued...

P.S.: Actually... the fight is going to only be two chapters, so, no worries, I guess... '

Amy: Even though the "fight" with Sonic took three. This implies that the giant dragon that came from nowhere is weaker than Sonic! Then again, nobody can beat my Sonic!
Sonic: Yeah, thanks, Ames.
Miyuki: So this Stu is dumb, and everyone has fluctuating strength.
Sonia: *removes the tape* Consistency, thy name is not this fic. *replaces the tape*

Note: Finale of the fight; second to last chapter...

Miyuki: We're almost done with this crap?! Whoo-hoo!

Chapter 34: Dragonis Fight! Part 2!!

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Tails just stood there staring angrily at Dragonis, and Dragonis just stood there as well staring wide-eyed at Tails and being speechless.

Akiko: I'm just sitting here wondering if you're gonna get on with it!
Tomoko: Personally? I'm rootin' for more injuries on both sides.
Sonia: *writes on the pad, hands it to Amy*
Amy: Sonia wrote, "Whoever wins, we all lose."
Sonic: We already know who's gonna win, so why should we care?

The chaos emeralds glew brighter and brighter until the light from the chaos emeralds came together and engulfed Tails. Tails just closed his eyes, relaxed, and let it happen.

"Tails..." started the voice

"Yeah, I know..." interrupted Tails

Manic: Finally, it gets told to shut up.

"Right. Dragonis is screwed now..." remarked the voice

"Oh yeah" smirked Tails

Amy: And then the voice says something completely out of character before shutting up for the rest of the fic. Good.

Huge energy bursted out then, and all the chaos emeralds were gone. In its place was Tails, but he was glowing yellow and had a yellow aura around him, too. He turned Super!! Sonic and the other couldn't believe it.

Miyuki: I could. It's dumb as hell.
Tails: No Flickies? Then again, all of my Super appearances didn't have them.
Amy: Cute birds aren't supposed to exist in an edgelord story, Tails.

"No way!! I thought Tails couldn't..." remarked Sonic

Sonic: Bad enough I had to be dumb, I had to get amnesia, too!

"Well, I guess we were all wrong then..." commented Eggman

"Yes, but, now it seems as though this "Dragonis" is screwed" remarked Shadow

Sonia: *pulls off the tape* Why is everyone talking alike? Stop talking alike!
Amy: I thought that you were going to stop speaking for this chapter.
Sonia: I lied. This fic's stupidity caused me to break my silence.
Tails: You won't last long at a monastery...

"Maybe Tails was right? Maybe we all did underestimate him

Manic: *headdesks*
Tails: The brain cell casualty report for this fic will be horrifying.

and not believe him when he said he knew how..." realized Sonic.

Akiko: Did we really stop this fic to shill the Stu? This is dumb. This fic's never gonna stop being dumb, is it?
Sonia: Not only that, the characters that are shilling the Stu are the same characters that the Stu beat up. The "plot" has been halted so they could grovel and kiss his fungus infested feet. It will remain dumb forever.

Sonic and the others stopped talking and just continued to watch, to see what would become of Tails becoming Super!!

Miyuki: *weakly* Yay.
Tomoko: *bored* Yeah, I can feel the excitement in the air.

But, the weapons' power mixed with the Super power as well, creating orange streaks in the yellow aura as well. It just seemed like Dragonis really was screwed...

Amy: Much like the audience.
Sonia: *downs a Sonic Screwdriver*

Que: "The Encounter" (Kingdom Hearts 2)

Dragonis just smirked though. He was being cocky and overconfident.

Manic: Which is terrible, because only Tails the Stu can do that.

He threw another Cutting Twister at Tails. Tails just shook his head, and blasted into the air and into then out of the Cutting Twister like it was nothing.

Amy: *bored* Whee.

Dragonis couldn't believe it as he was wide-eyed and speechless.

Sonia: Screwed. Speechless.
Sonic: Get ready for combos.
Manic: We really are screwed.

Which Tails, of course, quickly took advantage of, and did his normal duel slashing aerial combos.

Tails: *takes two giant sips of his root beer float* Fifty-two.

Of course, with Tails' Super form and weapon power, his attacks were doing twice as much damage as he was doing before, so Dragonis was getting hurt bad.

Miyuki: *snickers* He was getting hurt bad.
Amy: *sarcastically* Quality writing. Just stellar.
Sonic, Manic, Tails: *adjusts their monocles* Indeed.

Dragonis couldn't stop it, either. He knew he'd have to do something before he was defeated. So,

Akiko: ...he just continued to let it happen. Or something.

Dragonis spread his wings and flew away from Tails, backwards, and Tails flew after him. This has become a flying fight now...

Miyuki: Tails the Stu finally learned how to fly? What a big boy he is!
Tomoko: Grew up too damn fast in the wrong spots, though.

Dragonis tried to blow, breath on, and hit Tails with a stream of fire from his mouth; a fire breath!!

Amy: *with a dunce cap on her head* No, really? Tell me something that I don't know.
Akiko: This is like... negative quality.

Tails had to stay back far enough to not get his by the fire, but not lose Dragonis at the same time.

Sonic: How? He's a giant target! He's still gonna be there after he belches that fire out!

Eventually, Tails figured something out, and went for it. Tails quickly dashed in a counterclockwise for awhile, then quickly dashed toward Dragonis. Tails was to fast for Dragonis and easily reached him and did his normal duel aerial slashing combos for the same length of time, before Dragonis zoomed away from Tails again.

Sonia: *takes two shots* Fifty-four.
Miyuki: Wait, so his "strategy" is... something that literally anyone else could do? Any idiot can just go around fire and go right in! This isn't rocket science!
Tomoko: For some reason, this crap needed applause.

Dragonis shot multiple fireballs at Tails, but Tails just zoomed toward Dragonis anyway, slashing the fireballs aside, with his weapons,

Manic: *with a dunce cap* No, really?
Tails: How is it possible to slash fire? What kind of weird anime nonsense is this?
Amy: You do know what the Stuthor's pen name is, right?
Tails: Oh, yeah.

when he came near the fireballs. Dragonis couldn't believe it, and, before Dragonis knew it, Tails was at Dragonis torso again, doing his same duel aerial slashing combos as before for the same amount of time; until Dragonis zoomed away from Tails again.

Sonia: *takes two more shots* Fifty-six.
Manic: Is this crap over yet?
Sonic: Unfortunately, no.

Dragonis formed a HUGE fireball and shot it at Tails, but Tails just easily shot it back at Dragonis by doing his X cross slash!!

Akiko: *groans* Tails?
Tails: Yeah?
Akiko: Can I have a root beer float?
Tails: Help yourself.
Akiko: *as she gets out a glass* Maybe I can sugar coma my way out of it.
Tails: We're almost done with this whole thing, so maybe you can try to sugar coma your memory or something.

It hit Dragonis and exploded, burning Dragonis up pretty good. Tails was easily able to dash in and finish off Dragonis with one more duel slashing combos.

Sonia: *sighs heavily, takes two more shots* Fifty-eight.

Dragonis was bloody all over his body, and could barely stay in the air.

"Now... you'll never hurt anyone in any world again. DIE!!!!!!" snapped Tails

Amy: ...even though we never had any backstory on what Dragonis did in other worlds. This fic's empty.
Miyuki: Backstory? That's for losers.

Tails sliced Dragonis into four pieces with his X cross slash. Tails killed Dragonis!!!

Everyone except Tomoko: *silent*
Tomoko: Well... shit.

End Music

Tails' super form ended and the chaos emeralds surrounded him again, but only for a moment. They rose above Tails and spinned in counterclockwise circles faster and faster until they all sped off in different directions, going into their docile, uncolored, states.

Tomoko: Did he just absorb the energy of the Chaos Emeralds?
Akiko: Did they just turn into glorified Dragon Balls?
Sonia: Wait, they deactivated... just like in "Sonic X". Is this implying that he... absorbed them?
Sonic: Uh... yeah. I don't even do that. I think absorbing the energy can pretty much mess you up in certain universes.
Tomoko: Great. So he's drunk with power.

Sonic and the others couldn't believe what they just witnessed. And, Tails seemed just as strong, and he didn't even have any chaos emeralds anymore and was no longer in his Super form!! It seemed... that Tails was even stronger now!!!

All: *silent*
Tails: *quickly presses a button on his Miles Electric* Miyu?!
Miyu: *appears on the Miles Electric's screen* Oh, my! What's the matter, Cousin Tails?
Tails: I think we're going to have to get Jessie and James to go after that fake me! He's way out of control!
Miyu: Okay, okay, calm down! We'll find out what to do about it once you finish the fic, understand?
Tails: Okay. Um... sorry for losing it like that.
Miyu: That's alright. Just breathe. We'll see you in a bit.
Tails: Sure. Thank you. *as he shuts off the communication*
Sonic: ...this's bad, isn't it?
Tails: Incredibly bad.

Is it finally over...?!

Miyuki: You said it was. I'm pretty sure this crap's over.

To be continued...

P.S.: Yikes. OO;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;

Amy: Yikes, indeed. Delete this.
Manic: *snickers*

Note: Are you ready for the last chapter? It's official. This fanfiction... is complete.

Everyone except Tomoko: *cheering loudly while throwing confetti*
Amy: It's almost over! Our nightmare is almost over!

Chapter 35: Alone...

Sonia: He has no friends now? Good.

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Three days after the Dragonis fight...

Tails had awoken after his good night sleep. After the fight with Dragonis, it really only took Tails one whole day to rest up and be a hundred percent, but, Tails was now just kicking back, and finally relaxing, and not having a care in the world, for once since after all this crap began.

Sonic: *sarcastically* Our hero, folks.

Tails went outside of his house and sat down on the edge of the small mountain his house was on again. Tails seemed pretty serious, but, he was just deep in thought. Tails finally realized something. He was alone. He no longer had any friends after everything he did and after everything that's happened.

Manic: So? Who cares?
Tails: Yeah, I'm pretty sure that beating everyone up and belittling them had something to do with it!

The only people Tails could think of that were probably still his friends were the weapons' voice of course, Cream, and Omega. That was it.

Miyuki: ...so?
Akiko: Wait, the last chapter is literally a wangst chapter? We're supposed to feel sorry for him?
Tomoko: Yep.
Akiko: Why?
Tomoko: Because the fic said so, Miyadama.

Tails seemed lonely, but he also seemed like he didn't care that he may no longer have any friends. But, one could get the feeling that Tails was just lying to himself, and that deep inside, he was sad, upset, and wanted friends, but there was really nothing he could do about it, so that's all there was to it.

Sonia: ...it's called apologizing. Try that, you fuzzy little cyst.
Amy: Oh, no. It's a Gary Stu fic. They're supposed to kiss his feet, remember?

Tails made a decision as well. He decided if something stupid were to happen, again, he would do his best to help out, with his weapons and his new found power. He would also try to end the stupid thing from happening again, by himself again, like he just did with Dragonis.

Akiko: And just like the next time, it also won't have a backstory. It'll also be a giant thing from Randomville.
Tails: So... he's going to be a gloryhog. He's going to take all the credit by pushing everyone else aside. He's going to be the very thing he accused Sonic of doing. *claps* Hypocrite.

But, Tails knew that everyone, except Cream and Omega, would no longer trust him. But, Tails knew that if he just informed them that he was there to help, it would be alright.

Miyuki: Who're you fooling? You're just going to hog the spotlight.

But, after everything that happened, there was still one consequence. Sure, he may have finally gotten rid of his underestimation and may no longer be underestimated, but, it just seems like

Sonic: ...Manic's going to drink himself to death.
Manic: *drinks from a bottle of whiskey*

Tails no longer has any friends. It also seemed like Tails would be along, again, forever...

Miyuki: Good. Let him stay "along".

The End...

P.S.: Heh. That's it. Oh, and no, I'm not writing a sequel, yeesh... ;;;;;;;;;;;;

Amy: Yes! We didn't need a sequel to this junk, anyway!

So, if you want to, you can state your true feelings about how this fic was overall. But, only do it if you feel like it.

Sonia: Oh, where do we begin?
Sonic: Just send the whole riffing and call it a day.

P.P.S.: Um... sorry for the shitty ending, but that's what happens when you beat up your supposed "friends" just to prove you shouldn't be underestimated.

Manic: *collapses*
Akiko: Uh... Manic's down.
Tomoko: Least he got to the end. I'll give him that much.

If you seriously think about it, it makes sense... IMO... Anyway, that's all for me. I hope you at least, overall, enjoyed this fanfiction.

Tails: *laughs maniacally*
Sonic: Uh... *blinks* ...we're going to take that as a "no".

Thank you for those of you that sticked with me till the end. I appreciate your reviews and your criticism. Thanks again!! I'll see you at some other fanfiction!!! (Maybe...)

Miyuki: Mm-mmm. Nope. I don't wanna see anything else. I'm done. *gets up, runs out* Bye!
Amy: It's over. Finally over.
Tails: Yeah, now who's going to deal with Manic?
Sonia: Let me deal with him. I think we have a lot of sobering up to do.
Sonic: But I didn't drink.
Akiko: Me, neither.
Tomoko: Gotta keep saying it. Fic's numbed your heads whether you drank or not. Just go do what you do to detox or whatever.
Sonic: Sounds good to me! Time for a chili dog spree! Bye! *runs out*
Tails: And now a different kind of binging begins. Now I need to deal with that fake me.

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