Mystery Science Theater En Masse: Movie Squares

Super Special 2: Sabrina's Adventure 3: The Sapphire Quest (Part Sixteen)

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Slight warning: Again, rape will be discussed here, but it won't be in any explicit details.

Note: Cassy, Emi, James, and Akiko will riff this part.

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16. Sabre's Friend,and Return of Evil Sabre

Note: Aleena the Cat belongs to Fox Fan999 from Fanart-Central! She gave me permission to use her character!

Cassy: And she's going to be so underutilized.
James: *looks at Emi* So. We're riffing together again, huh?
Emi: *nods*And we barely got a break.
James: You know, one of these days, we're going to have to be a bit more familiar with each other.
Cassy: Well, we riffed a part together, too. Also... are you hitting on her, dude?
James: Nah. I just know that a certain hothead would try to rip me to pieces for that... even though he claims that he's not interested in her.
Kyo K.: I heard that, you snarky bastard.
Jayleen: I was told that you two have some sort of animosity towards one another. If you two are going to fight, do it in the assigned training room. I do not want to have the staff clean your blood from the floor of this theater.
James: ...well, can I take a crack at his face for one second?
Jayleen: No, you may not! You are riffing, Daniels. I suggest that you get to it!
James: *shrugs* Fine.
Kyo K.: *scoffs*

Sabre arrived back on Paradise Island. He stopped on the sandy beach,there were people there. They all were scared stiff.

Akiko: I guess that's all the human characters are good for, huh? Just props to be scared of Sabre and Not Sabre.
Emi: Not Sabre... but definitely looks like him.

Sabre walked off the beach,not looking at the people. He walked to the forest.

Cassy: Again? Damn it, that's like the billionth time that we're in the stinkin' forest. This fic needs a travel guide. Like... give us something that ain't a beach or a forest for once.
Emi: No. Now go back to the party room.

He ran into the thick forest,he slowed down to a walk. "Could Sabrina be right? Can I possibly be good to the world?" He soon arrived at his old home. The bonfire was out,everything looked different to him. He sighed and looked around. He didn't see anything,he sighed and walked away from the area. after a while of walking,he got out of the forest and entered Paradise City. The city was crowded with people. As Sabre was walking though the allies,he saw a yellow blur pass by him. Sabre stopped walking. The blur jumped onto a fire escape ladder and looked at him,it was Sabretooth. "Father?"

James: Oh, how bloody convenient.

Sabre didn't answer,he sighed and continued walking. Sabretooth jumped down from the ladder and followed Sabre cautiously. Sabre stopped walking. "Why are you following me,Sabretooth?" Sabretooth stopped walking and held his fists up. "Don't try to fool me,father! I know what you're up to! You won't get away this time!"

Akiko: Uh... weren't you there to see your dad split in two?
Emi: *facepalms* Everyone is dumb.

Sabretooth jumped at Sabre. Sabretooth launched a punch at him,but Sabre caught his fist. "Do not try to hit me,Sabretooth. I do not wish to harm you." Sabre let go of Sabretooth's fist and continued walking. Sabretooth was confused,but he ran at Sabre with another fist. Sabre stopped walking and used his arm to block Sabretooth's assult. "I already told you,I don't want to hurt you. Now,leave me be." Sabretooth backed away,confused. He growled and tried to kick Sabre,but the older hedgehog jumped away. Sabretooth ran at him again,he jumped in the air and vanished. Sabre stood still,he held his arm up right where Sabretooth launched a kick. Sabretooth reappeared and was panting heavily. It took a minute for him to regain his breath. "Father,what are you doing here?" Sabre looked up at Sabretooth. "I don't know."

Cassy: Then I don't know why I'm riffing this, either. I don't need to be here. I'm tired of this crap, dude.

Sabretooth looked at Sabre's face,it was different. "Father,what happened to you?" Sabre turned around. "Why do you want to know? This has nothing to do with you." Sabretooth sighed. "Well,you've never been like this before. It's very unlike you to act this way." Sabre was getting aggrivated. Suddenly,something shiny caught his eyes. He looked to his right and saw a yellow chaos emerald in a pile of cardboard boxes.

James: Oh, how bloody convenient!
Akiko: Plot device gems, at your service! We show up when you want us to!

He walked over to it and picked up the emerald. It was glowing brightly. He looked at Sabretooth,he was slightly injured from the assults he did. Sabre tossed the yellow emerald to Sabretooth,he caught it. "Here,use it to heal yourself. You didn't have to hurt yourself like that. You attacked me for no reason. I must go." Sabre turned around and started walking away. "Father,wait!" Sabre stopped walking. "What is it now?" Sabretooth walked to him and stood in front of him. "Are you the good Sabre,or the bad Sabre? I must know." Sabre sighed.

Cassy: No wonder he's sighing like that. Little dude could've asked instead of flipping out first.

"I am the good. I am no longer evil. I must prove it!" Sabretooth looked at his face.

James: I am the fucking strong.

"Father,I wish for you to see mother." Sabre froze. "Why? Why do you wish me to see the person I hurt the most?"

Cassy: So you can be easily forgiven! Duh!

Sabretooth looked at the ground. Before he could answer, Sabre started walking away again. "I understand. Sabretooth,take me there." Sabretooth nodded. He walked to the ladder he was on,he started jumping from level to level. Sabre followed closely. They continued jumping until they got to the roof. Both hedgehogs were on top of an abandoned hotel.

Akiko: Wait, how is she running an abandoned hotel and paying workers on top of that?
James: All of the guests happen to be ghosts. You know how they love to leave ectoplasm everywhere.
Akiko: Eww!

Sabretooth ran to the edge of the roof and jumped off. Sabre jumped off behind him,they both landed on the roof of another building. Sabretooth and Sabre ran off that roof and landed on another roof. They jumped across several more buildings before Sabretooth stopped in front of a tall skyscraper. Sabre stopped and looked up the building. Sabretooth started running again,he ran down the building and onto the street. Sabre followed him. They quickly ran across the busy street and started running up the side of the skyscraper. They kept going higher until they were at the top floor. Sabretooth ran through an open window. Sabre followed him. Sabretooth walked through a long hallway. "Be careful,father. You don't want to scare her."

Emi: *as she yawns* Well, you probably should've entered through the front door. And you should've warned her that he was coming.

Sabre nodded as they stopped in front of a door. Sabretooth opened it and looked around. Sabre stayed at the door. Sabretooth walked around the large room. "Mother?" A tall figure walked out. "Sabretooth?" She suddenly saw Sabre at the door. She gasped and stepped away. "No! Sabretooth,get him out of here! He's going to kidnap me again!" Sabretooth ran to her. "Don't be scared! He won't hurt you!"

James: Easy for you to say, child that his evil self created via rape and then betrayed.

Marie turned around and started running. She went into her room and locked the door. Sabretooth ran to the door. "Mother,please come out of there! He won't hurt you!" The door unlocked and cracked open. "How am I supposed to believe him?" Sabretooth opened the door. "Just trust me. I'll be watching him." The door opened. Marie slowly stepped out and looked around. She walked around the corner,she saw Sabre standing by the front door. "What do you want with me?" Sabre sighed and looked at the floor. "I came to apologize for my actions to you. It wasn't my fault,I was being controlled." Marie stepped out. "How am I supposed to believe you? You kinapped and molested me 15 years ago! I can never trust you!"

Akiko: Uh... I'm pretty sure that "molestation" and "rape" are two different things. Still gross, though.
Cassy: Yeah, and "My bad, some evil guy possessed me!" isn't a good apology to a rape victim.
James: Yeah, who knew, right? *scoffs*

Sabre sighed. "I know that,it wasn't my fault that happened. I was being controlled by my own dark side! But now I have no dark side." Marie looked at his face,she can tell that he isn't lying. "You are speaking the truth." Sabre looked up. "Yes,and I want to say,I'm sorry." Marie slowly walked to Sabre. "Sabre the Hedgehog,I can see in your eyes that you have no darkness within you. I see that your heart is pure!"

Emi: You didn't bother to check five seconds ago. I... *facepalms* ...I'm so lost now. My head's starting to hurt.

Sabre looked up at her. "It is?" Marie nodded. "Yes,and from that,I forgive you."

Cassy: Easily forgiven!
James: Fuckin' hell, really? This is probably going to give a bunch of shitty blokes an actual idea. They can go and rape someone, claim that "their evil side took over and they had no control over it", and then some judge who got their degree from the back of a fuckin' cereal box will just let them off the hook with no jail time or twenty minutes of community service. Why? Because "they're from perfect model families".
Akiko: Wait, what?
James: It's happened before, and that shite will happen again.

Sabre smiled. "Are you sure?" Marie nodded. "So,where are you going to go?" Sabre sighed. "I don't know." Marie looked around. "You know, I do have plenty of rooms in the hotel you can stay in if you want." Sabre shook his head. "No,I need to find a place of my own,a place where I can be happy. Perhaps I should stay in the forest,I've been there my whole life,so I may as well stay there the rest."

Emi: Besides, that's where most of the story took place. Why bother making a new location?

Marie and Sabretooth smiled. Sabretooth walked up to Sabre. "I suppose we will be seeing each other often." Sabre smiled. "We will,son." Sabretooth smiled. Sabre started walking out of the hotel. He jumped out of the open window and vanished. He reappeared just outside the city a few seconds later. He suddenly heard a scream. He turned around and saw a gang of robbers attacking a bank. There were many police cars there surrounding the building. There were five men in black outfits,with many bagfulls of money. One of them grabbed a blue cat woman,she was wearing a pink dress with pink boots and a golden necklace on her neck,she had long blue hair and was in her late 20's,she was screaming for her life. "Let me go!" The robber chuckled. "You will make a fine hostage,it's curtains for you if you try to get away!"

Cassy: Because, you know... pretty women are only good as hostage props.
Emi: *clears her throat*

He held her at gunpoint,pointing a silenced pistol at her head. The woman had tears in her eyes,she surrendered. The police backed away as the robbers walked out of the building. "If you take one of us,you take the woman with us!"

James: Oh, yeah? Jessie can get rid of you all in less than ten seconds.

The police pointed their guns at the lead robber. The chief had a megaphone. "Everyone stand down! Lower your guns!" The other police lowered their guns and backed away. The lead robber walked up to them. "Much better,now I'll take this lovely lady with me! Guys,let's go!" The lead robber held the cat woman as he ran into an alley,

James: I guess she's now an... alley cat.
Rory: *boos*
Cassy: Lame, dude.

the other four men followed him,aiming their guns at the police. Sabre watched as the gang disappeared in the dark alley. He heard the woman screaming for help. Sabre growled and ran after the gang. The police watched as the yellow blur went into the alley. Sabre saw the five member gang running around a corner,the fifth member saw Sabre and stopped running. He pointed his gun at Sabre. "Stay away,you freak!" Sabre growled. "Let the girl go!" The man aimed at Sabre and shot. Sabre easily dodged the bullet. The man growled and shot multiple times,but Sabre dodged them. He ran at the man and punched him. The man fell to the ground. Sabre walked to him and picked him up. He started running around the alley,he saw the other four members at a dead end,trying to open a locked door. Sabre walked to them with the unconcious man. The gang saw Sabre and turned around. They pointed their guns at the hedgehog,the lead member pointed his gun at the cat woman's head. Sabre growled. "Release the woman!" The lead member laughed. "So,you must be Sabre. I'm not surprised,what do you want with me?" Sabre put the unconcious robber on the ground. "Return the money!" The lead member grinned. "So,you want to stop me?" Sabre growled. The lead member growled. "Boys,kill him."

Akiko: Oh, please! You're nameless characters! He's gonna beat you all up in less than a minute!

The three men ran at Sabre. They started shooting their guns. Sabre easily dodged the bullets and punched one of the men.

Emi: They already shot at him twice and missed. You'd think they'd learn not to do it again.
Akiko: Emes, they're nameless. And brainless, too.

Sabre ran at the lead gang member and grabbed the blue cat woman. The leader growled. "Give her back! She's my hostage!"

Cassy: *as the robber, whines* She's my bargaining chip to delay my trip to jail for about five minutes!

The woman screamed as she was carried to the other side of the ally.

Cassy: Dude, you spelled "alley" correctly not that long ago! What the hell!

Sabre gently put her down and turned back to the robbers. The woman was in shock,she stayed there,afraid to get shot. The gang members growled and started shooting at Sabre. The hedgehog quickly moved out of the way. The lead robber ran at Sabre,he tried to punch him,but Sabre grabbed his arm and twisted it. The robber screamed in pain and backed away. "Kill the woman!" Everyone started shooting at the cat woman. Sabre quickly ran to her and picked her up,he jumped out of the way. The woman screamed again. The robbers started shooting at him. Sabre suddenly felt a strong pain in his arm. He stopped running and put the woman down,he looked at his arm,he was shot. He was groaning in pain,he fell to his knees,holding his arm and panting heavily.

Jayleen: *sighs* As Prower would say... "It's always the arm."

The robbers walked to him and pointed their guns at him. "Are you ready to die,hedgehog?" Sabre heard the word,the one word that he once wished for.

Cassy: Me, too. Too bad I ain't getting it.
Emi: Not even temporarily?
Cassy: Dude, Jayleen would probably resurrect me and make me finish this crap.
Jayleen: If only I had the power.
Akiko: *laughs nervously*

Sabre's anger grew quickly,he felt the cold metal of the guns on his head. "No,I will not die." Sabre quickly knocked the guns out of the robber's hands. They all backed away. Suddenly,the leader ran to the cat woman and grabbed her. "No! Get away from me!" Sabre gasped. The leader pulled out a pocket knife and held it to the woman's neck. "You get close to me,and the lady loses her head!"

James: You're gonna be hacking at her neck for hours. A little pocket knife is just going to give her a slit on the throat and not much else.
Emi: And how would you know that?
James: I have hidden weapons, and most of them are small knives. Also, some of them are poisoned.
Emi: Uh...
James: No, I didn't bring them with me.
Emi: Oh.

Sabre growled. He jumped in the air and vanished. The lead robber looked around. "Where'd he go?" Sabre reappeared behind the robber,he quickly reached out and grabbed the robber's knife. The leader gasped and let go of the cat woman. Sabre caught her and gently set her down. Suddenly,a swat team of police ran into the ally.

Akiko: How did they all fit in there?

The robbers gasped as they were captured and handcuffed. Sabre picked up the young woman and vanished. The police ran to the area. "Was that Sabre?"

In the forest,

Cassy, Emi, James: Not again!
Akiko: Come visit the forest. You'll never, ever leave.

Sabre reappeared with the young blue cat. He gently put her on her feet. "Are you alright?" The cat rubbed her head and looked around. "Yes,I think I'm okay. You saved my life!" She looked up at him,she gasped and backed away. "You're Sabre! Please don't hurt me!"

Cassy: *facepalms* Throw her back to the robbers.

Sabre backed away. "Do not be afraid,I will not harm you." The cat calmed down. "You won't?" Sabre looked at her. "No,I only want to protect people." The cat gasped. "Really? I thought you threatened to destroy the world!" Sabre sighed. "I did,but not anymore." The cat smiled. "So,you only want to protect people? What made you do that?" Sabre turned around and sat down. "My sister,Sabrina,told me to find my own place in the world,so I decided to help people,to pay for the wrong things I have done."

Emi: Yes. That's called "atonement".
Akiko: *with a dictionary, reads the definition* Oh, I see.

The cat smiled. "Wow,I know you are Sabrina's brother,so I shouldn't be mean to you. Thank you for saving me." She looked at Sabre's arm,it was bleeding. She gasped. "What happened to your arm?" Sabre looked at the small hole in his arm,he saw a small bullet poking out,he pulled it out. "It's nothing."

James: Better get that guy's pocket knife and fish it out.
Emi: No, no, no! Doing that could make it even worse! That could potentially mess with nerves or cause an infection! Who would be that insane to do something like that?!
Cassy, James, Akiko: *unfazed* Benji.
Tails: And Homer Simpson. Also... Sonic did that once. After he fished his bullet out, he just plopped on the couch and went to sleep with a dumb grin on his face. The fic that he did that in has been removed, so we're officially unable to riff it.
Emi: Oh. I shouldn't have asked.

The cat ran to him,she looked at the bullet. "But you were shot,you could die!" Sabre stood up. "I am immortal,I can never die."

James: *singing* Here we are, born to the king...

The cat smiled. "Alright,I just don't like to see people get hurt,I'm a nurse at the hospital. My name is Aleena." Sabre chuckled. "Yes,I remember seeing you last night. You helped my sister." Aleena smiled. "I know. I saw you standing outside after you brought Sabrina in. You saved her life,you know. If you hadn't brought her there last night, she and her babies wouldn't have survived." Sabre smiled. "You saved her,too." Aleena giggled. "I've saved many lives like that,Sabre. It's my job!" Sabre chuckled,but them he looked at her. "Why did that lead robber kidnap you like that?" Aleena sighed. "That man is a black cat named Black Jack. He was my love about a few months ago,but he betrayed me! I found out that he was robbing banks and stealing,so I left him. Now he wants to take me back as his bride,he won't leave me alone!"

Cassy: What kinda dumb mobster bullshit...
James: Can we get to that side plot? It sounds ten times better than that useless love triangle side plot.
Emi: It sounds better, but it'll be executed poorly.

Sabre sighed. "At least he didn't get you. He could have killed you back there. Don't worry,the police got him and his gang,you're safe." Aleen sighed. "I know,but what if he gets out of jail? He'll go after me again!"

Akiko: He won't. This plot thread will now be dropped... just like everything else that doesn't focus on the main characters. Lame.

Sabre smiled. "Don't worry,as long as I'm around,he won't bother you." Aleena smiled. "Thanks,Sabre. It's getting dark,I need to go to work. Um,how do I get out of this forest?" Sabre pointed to a small trail. "That path should take you to the park,it's not very long." Aleena turned around and started walking down the path. "I'll probably see you later,okay?" Sabre smiled. "We'll see." Aleena smiled and ran at normal speed down the trail.

Cassy: And then she got kidnapped again. Nobody saw her after that.
Akiko: ...depressing.

The next morning,Knuckles woke up,he saw that he was still on the couch. He also saw that Rouge was gone. Knuckles sat up and stretched. He stood up and walked to the kitchen where everyone was. Sakura walked by Knuckles with some mail. She was looking at a letter she found,she gasped. "Mom,there's a letter for you!" She walked to the table and gave the small letter to Christina. She read it.

"Princess Christina Ark,you and your family are requested at Forest Village. The king and queen have unexpectedly passed away,you are hereby proclaimed as the new queen of Forest Village."

James: She said nothing, got stuffed, and died.
Emi: Hold on. They just passed away at the same time? Something's not right.

Christina gasped. "Oh no,my parents passed away! Tails,Sakura,we have to go to Forest Village right away!" Tails stood up. "Alright,let's go!" Sakura nodded. The three kitsunes ran out the front door. Sonic and the others stayed there. Knuckles walked to the front door. "I need to get back to Angel Island. I'll catch ya later,Sonic!" Sonic grinned. "You,too,Knuckles!" Knuckles ran out the door.

On Paradise Island,Tails,Christina,and Sakura arrived near Forest Village. They could see the entrance to the village. Christina started running into the area. they all saw many guards walking through the area. One of the guards saw the three kitsunes.

Akiko: They're now kitsunes? They're no longer running shoes?

"Princess Christina! We have awaited your arrival!" Christina stopped in front of them. "Where's my father?" The two guards turned around. "We'll take you there. Follow us!" They started walking towards the tall building. After a minute,they arrived at the room. Christina ran inside. She saw what looked like a funeral ahead of her. She ran very fast towards it. She stopped in front of the crowd of villagers. They let her pass to the middle. She saw a two coffins,made of solid gold,engraved,were the king and queen's names. Christina had tears running down her face. "No,father! Mother!" She fell to her knees. One of the villagers ran up to her. Christina stood up. "What happened to them?" The villager was very old. "Princess,they have died of unnatural causes,something supernatural. We have found traces of chaos energy around here,somebody has set a curse on us! Many of our villagers are dying one by one,and now it has affected the king and queen. We now have no ruler,but you are the princess,you and your family will become the new king and queen. We are trying our best to stop this curse!" Christina stopped sobbing. "A curse? There are no such things as curses!" The old fox sighed. "There are curses that roam here on Paradise Island and nowhere else,for this one,we have no remedy to rid us from this curse. Soon it will affect the city people and maybe you,too."

Akiko: *makes a face* So you're telling me that the royal family just died for a plot device? That's dumb. Why are all of these plotlines dumb?
James: If you want me to be honest, I could live with a few more characters dropping dead. They're all the same any damn way.
Emi: And there's the problem. This is what Akiko said a minute ago. They're cheap deaths that are creating a cheap plot device. That's not how you catch or retain a reader's attention. You shouldn't add rape "just because", you shouldn't make two people a couple "just because", and you shouldn't kill off characters "just because". It makes no sense.
Cassy: Maybe Christina's parents should be resurrected as well. Or is that only for Sabrina... like everything else?

On Angel Island,Knuckles has just returned to the Master Emerald,he enlarged it,it was strangely glowing brightly. Suddenly,the emerald shattered!

Cassy: Again? *sighs* Get the Krazy Glue.

Knuckles gasped as a bright light covered the island. He suddenly heard a dark laughter as the light faded away. Knuckles looked and saw evil Sabre. "Well,well,well,guardian! It seems I broke your precious emerald! Now that their powers are gone,I can survive out here! And this little trick I know,the Chaos Curse! I will kill every person on Paradise Island,and there's nothing you can do to stop me!"

James: Sure, why not? Not like we know anyone who lives there.

Knuckles growled. "I suppose you must be the Evil Sabre,aren't you?" Evil Sabre chuckled evily. "I don't think so,guardian! You can just call me,Slash!

Kyo L., Jessie, Cassy: One day...
Emi: Uh-oh. You've dealt with someone else named Slash before, haven't you?
Cassy: Yep. And it was dumb.

And you'll be the first to try out my Chaos Curse!" Knuckles gasped. Slash suddenly shot a small red beam at Knuckles,he was hit. Knuckles groaned in pain as he fell to his knees. Slash chuckled as he walked to the weakened echidna. "The Chaos Curse will make your death a slow and painful one! Now,I must destroy my traitor body,Sabre,for putting me into that pathetic Master Emerald!

Cassy: Yuuki Terumi the Hedgehog, ladies and gents.

Oh,and I hope to see your fate when this island falls into the ocean!" Knuckles got back to his feet and gasped when the floating island started shaking. He suddenly saw Rouge land on the island. "Knuckles,what's going on?" She saw Slash and gasped. "I thought we beat you!" Slash grinned. "I don't have to deal with you two now,I have much better things to accomplish!" Slash jumped in the air and vanished quickly. Knuckles was about to jump and glide,but his leg got a sudden sharp pain. Rouge ran to him.

Emi: Ah, yes. Plot convenience injury.

"Are you alright?" Knuckles tried to get up,but he felt extremely weak. "Hurry,we...got to...stop him..." Suddenly,the island started shaking and falling. Rouge picked up Knuckles and flew off the island right before it fell into the ocean. Rouge landed on a grassy cliff and gently put Knuckles down. Something shiny suddenly caught Rouge's eyes,she turned around and saw a shard of the Master Emerald. She picked it up. She turned back to Knuckles,he was still trying to get up. He gave up. Rouge handed him the green shard. "Here,you'll need this." Knuckles gasped. "The Chaos Curse! Slash has the Master Emerald's power!" Rouge gasped. "So,he has control over the chaos emeralds and elemental emeralds,right?" Knuckles sighed. "No,he only has control over the chaos emeralds,but the elemental emeralds are too powerful for him to control.

Cassy: *falls out of her seat*
Akiko: No, really. This is dumb.

But if he get hold of all the chaos emeralds,he'll be able to control them!" Rouge gasped. Knuckles's breath was getting short. "Rouge..take me to...Sonic's house." Rouge nodded and gently picked up the weak echidna. She started flying towards Station Square.

James: Sonic? The hell's he going to do? He's just going to yell at you or make fun of you. That's all he's good for in this shite.

On Paradise Island,Sabre was sleeping in a low-branched tree. He heard a small twig snapping. He opened his eyes and saw Aleena walking through the small trail,she was holding a small bag. "Hey,Sabre. I just wanted to see how you are doing." Sabre sat up and jumped out of the tree. "You came back." Aleena smiled and sat down by the fire. She suddenly heard a growling sound. She turned to the source,it was Sabre. She giggled and pulled out her bag. "I knew you might be hungry,so I bought some fruit on the way here!" Sabre walked to her and sat down. "Thank you." Aleena reached into her bag and pulled out a red apple,she handed it to Sabre. He took it and bit into it,he could tell that she washed them. Aleena pulled out a green apple and bit into it. Sabre finished his apple quickly and tossed the core into the bonfire. He looked to Aleena. "Why are you doing these things for me?" Aleena finished her apple and threw the core in the fire. "Because,you saved my life! If you are being nice to me,then I'll do something nice back to you! It's what friends are for!"

Emi: My goodness... you're, um... incredibly accepting.
Akiko: Wait, how did she easily find him in a giant forest?
Emi: Uh... GPS.

Sabre became confused. "Friends?" Aleena nodded. "Yeah,we're friends! You deserve to be my friend because you saved me!" Sabre gently pulled another apple from the bag. "Really? Do you really think I deserve this?" Aleena smiled. "Of course you do! Besides,friendship is the best ways to get people to not fear you!" Sabre smiled and bit into his apple. "I guess you may be right."

James: This is almost as bad as "A friend is a stranger that you haven't met yet."

Suddenly,Sabre heard a rusting sound,he quickly got to his feet and looked around. Aleena stood up. "What is it?" Sabre growled and looked around. "Somebody is here,I can feel it." Aleena looked around and shivered. She suddenly heard the rustling,she shivered. "It's close!" Sabre looked around again. "Stay calm. I'll take care of this." The rustling was getting louder and closer. Sabre turned to the left. "Stay here." He darted into the forest. Aleena stayed by the fire.

Cassy: Great. Here comes the "tension".

Sabre ran at supersonic speed through the trees. He jumped into a large tree and looked around. He heard a dark chuckle. Sabre gasped. "No,it can't be!" Suddenly,he was struck from behind. Sabre fell out of the tree and got back to his feet. He saw a yellow blur run past him,it stopped by a tree. It was Slash. "Hmhmhmm,we meet again!"

James: Ladies and gentlemen... Shadow Slashasabrenagi.
Emi: *starts laughing*
Cassy: Dude, why?
Akiko: Uh... I guess that'll be his name? *shrugs*
Emi: No, I think that "Slashanagi" sounds better.

Sabre growled. "I thought you were destroyed!"

James: Ladies and gentlemen... say it with me.
Everyone except Kyo K. and Benimaru: I thought that Nikaido-san had killed you!
Benimaru: It ages like a fine black mold.

Slash grinned. "I'm afraid not,my little pet. I'm going to reclaim my body and destroy this pathetic planet!" Sabre became enraged. "I am not your body! And there is no way you are hurting these innocent people!" Slash chuckled and jumped at Sabre at a high speed. "Your body is mine!"

Akiko: Bodega.
Emi: *laughs harder*

Sabre jumped out of the way,but Slash jumped at him as soon as his feet touched the ground. Sabre didn't react in time as Slash's body collided with his. Suddenly,Slash was thrown back at a tree. Sabre got back up and looked at his hands. "Did I just do that?" Slash got back up and growled. "No! How could this be? I can't control him!" Sabre was also confused,he suddenly remembered he was given immortality by Sabrina. He grinned. "Looks like my sister was right! Looks like you can't control me,my evil copy!"

Cassy: Dude, that doesn't make any sense. Immortality is not invincibility.
Emi: Nor is it a substitute for mental strength that is akin to Athena's or Miss Prower's.

Slash growled and launched a kick. Sabre jumped over the kick and punched Slash. The hedgehog flew at a tree and fell. He looked around and saw Aleena by the fire. He grinned. "Well,at least I can get a new body!" Sabre stopped running and turned to Aleena,she was watching from behind one of the trees. "No! Get away from here!" Aleena saw Slash running at her. She covered herself and screamed. Sabre ran in and stood in front of the girl. Slash was thrown back again. He was starting to feel weak,he held his arm up. "I'll be back for my body,just wait and see!" He jumped in the air and vanished. Sabre growled and looked around. "No,he got away!" He calmed down after a minute. He felt a strong pain in his back from Slash's first attack. He fell to the ground. Aleena calmed down and ran to him. "Sabre,are you alright?" Sabre makaged to stand up. "Yes,I think I will be okay. You should know better than to get in a fight,he could have hurt you."

James: Mate, she didn't get into a fight. The bloody hell are you talking about?

Aleena smiled.

James: He's hurt! The fuck are you smiling for?!

"You saved me again! Thank you so much." Sabre started walking back to his bon fire,Aleena followed him closely.

At Sonic's house,everyone was relaxing.

Akiko: Not like they do anything else.

Sonic was about to go running,he opened the door and saw Rouge carrying a very weak Knuckles. Sonic gasped and let them in. "Knuckles,you're a mess! What happened?" Rouge set Knuckles on the couch. "Evil Sabre,he's back! He just attacked Knuckles,he needs to be healed,now!" Sonic whisteled loudly,everyone ran into the room. Sonic looked around for Sabrina,he saw her in the back of the crowd. "Sabrina,Knuckles needs to be healed,pronto!" Sabrina walked in and quickly used her powers to heal Knuckles. After a minute,he slowly woke up. "The Chaos Curse! Evil Sabre escaped from the Master Emerald!" Everyone gasped.

Tails: *as himself, hacks*
Cassy: Dude, your fic self shouldn't even be in that house right now.
Tails: I'm fully aware of that, Cassy. I just wanted to do that.

Knuckles slowly sat up. "He came out of nowhere! He put the Chaos Curse on me!"

James: Shouldn't you be... I dunno... dead, then?
Emi: Also, why is he screaming so much? His last four sentences have all been exclamations.
Cassy: Pretty odd for someone who "slowly woke up".

Rouge walked up to him. "Yeah,he also shattered the Master Emerald,giving Evil Sabre it's powers! He almost killed Knuckles!" Sonic growled. "Do you know where he went?" Rouge and Knuckles nodded. 'He said that he was going to paradise Island

James: Do it right. It's now "paradise island".

to go after Sabre,he wants revenge!" Suddenly,the door opened. Tails,Christina,and Sakura ran inside. "Sonic,we have to leave." Sonic and everyone else gasped. "What? Why?" Christina walked up to them. "My parents passed away from some sort of curse! I have to be the new ruler,or else my village will fall! Everyone has been dying from a strange curse,not it got my mother and father.

Akiko: "Not it got my mother and father"? So they're not deceased?
Emi: Wow, this fic has definitely not been in the hands of any beta readers.

You guys can't come to the village anymore,we cannot allow anymore visitors." Everyone gasped.

Tails: *as himself, chokes*
Cassy: Yeah, now you can do that.

"Okay,go to the village and do your thing,we need to stop Evil Sabre! Everyone with me?" Everyone nodded in agreement. Knuckles stood up and walked to Sonic. "Sonic,I need to recover the pieces of the Master Emerald. If it gets put back together,then Evil Sabre will be gone."

Emi: And you'll put him back in... and he'll break out of it... and this stuff will start all over again.
Akiko: Wow, that's dumb.

Sonic nodded. "Alright,you will go get the Master Emerald peices." Rouge walked up to Knuckles. "Need any help?" Knuckles growled. "No,I'm fine by myself!" Sonic chuckled. "Sorry,knucklehead,but Rouge has to go with you so you can get those peices faster!" Knuckles grumbled. "Fine,but if she tries to take them,it's over!" Rouge smirked. "Yeah yeah,quit your babbling! Let's get going before Evil Sabre hurts someone!"

James: Yeah, way too late to say that.

Knuckles nodded,both ran out the front door. Sonic turned back to the others. "Alright,guys! We need to try our best to sidetrack Evil Sabre while Knuckles and Rouge get the pieces of the Master Emerald! Amy,you can watch Ember and Frost while we're out!" Amy nodded. "Okay,I will.

Cassy: *as Amy* Not like I get to do anything in these dumb fics, anyway. I lost to a freaking random bush in the last fic.

Sonic stood up,as well as everyone else. "Alright,guys,let's go!" Everyone darted out of the house at supersonic speed.

Akiko: Everyone but Amy, of course.

In the next chapter: Sonic and friends go to Paradise island to search for Evil Sabre (a.k.a. Slash),also,Knuckles and Rouge start their search for the Master Emerald shards! Will they survive?

James: I wish they didn't. Nobody wants to read the rest of this.
Emi: *bored* I know I don't.

Find out in the next chapter! C ya!

James: I'm going to feel so sorry for the next four unlucky bastards, then.
Akiko: Why? I mean, we're trapped with this thing, too.
James: Yeah, but I have a feeling that it's going to get dumber.
Akiko: Is it really a thing for something that's already dumb to be even dumber?
Cassy, Emi: Yes.

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