Sissy Analyzes Random Things
Where an odd lady thinks and rambles about things that may or may not be meaningful

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I've read too much stuff, watched too much stuff, written too much stuff (and some of it is crap), and dealt with too much stuff.

And yet you've decided to read my ramblings on analyzing stuff. Don't worry, I'll try my best to make sense of things... well, as long as my brain can remain properly wired up.

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The Attempt to Crack the "Code" in Cosmic Carnage/Cyber Brawl (July 1, 2021)
Inside: Some weird rambling in an attempt to crack the code of an obscure game that got rushed for the Sega 32X.The game's story is depressing as heck. The game's controls are stiff and the computer hates your guts... but the soundtrack's good. Shall we investigate together?

Chicken or Egg: Carnage or Brawl? (August 9, 2021)
Inside: More weird rambling occurs. This time, it's to find out what version of that obscure game that got rushed for the Sega 32X came first. This game is now my summer obsession.

The Not So Random Order of Cyber Brawl/Cosmic Carnage (September 23, 2021)
Inside: A tiny bit of rambling here. The characters have a set battle order, and it's the same for everybody.

The Cody Rhodes Championship Belt...? (December 26, 2021)
Inside: Holy crap, something that isn't about that obscure 32X game. And for some reason, I had to look into something after getting a giant turd in my stocking on Christmas Rampage Day. Looks like winning the TNT title isn't a charm the third time around... or is it? I'm going to make it short. I'm going to be blunt. I'm simply going to explain why it's more than just a title change that a lot of people did not want.

Sissy Rambles About AEW Matches in 2022 (Part 1: January-February) (February 27, 2022)
Inside: It's going to be six parts full of 2022's stuff. Initially, I was going to split it in half from January to June. Then I was going to split it in quarters from January to March so a Pay-Per-View could be covered in each post. Then I found out that I ramble way too damn much, so it's going to be released bi-monthly. Good job, me. Anyway, here's the first part of this stuff.

Sissy Rambles About AEW Matches in 2022 (Part 2: March) (March 31, 2022)
Inside: Okay, I truly rambled too damn much. Sorry about that. Have March's stuff.

Sissy Rambles About AEW Matches in 2022 (Part 3: April) (May 1, 2022)
Inside: Well, I rambled too damn much again. Oops. Here's April's stuff.

Sissy Rambles About AEW Matches in 2022 (Part 4: May) (June 1, 2022)
Inside: You know the usual. Have May's stuff. Listen to me thank a certain cowboy if you want to.

The First Four Reigns of the AEW World Championship (June 1, 2022)
Inside: This belt's cursed. Look at what happened to three of these four champions. This is a quick read, so be amused by it.

Sissy Rambles About AEW Matches in 2022 (Part 5: June) (June 30, 2022)
Inside: Whatever. It's stuff that happened in June.

Sissy Rambles About AEW Matches in 2022 (Part 6: July-August) (September 15, 2022)
Inside: You can sense my lack of excitement. Plus, life got me. Enjoy July and August.

Sissy Rambles About AEW Matches in 2022 (Part 7: September) (October 2, 2022)
Inside: Gripebomb. Brawl Out. I get the return of one of my favorites and I lose respect for someone else.

Sissy Rambles About AEW Matches in 2022 (Part 8: October-November) (January 12, 2023)
Inside: October 18 was a harrowing day. November 30 was a day of surprises. "Interim" is dropped from the Women's World Championship, much to everyone's happiness. We also get a silly basketball meme.

Sissy Rambles About AEW Matches in 2022 (Part 9: December) (February 15, 2023)
Inside: We're finally done, I'm not doing this again. Damn. Didn't exactly close out the year with a bang, but there was still some good stuff.

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