Mystery Science Theater En Masse

Four Riffers, Episode 6: Sealing the Elements (Part One)

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Hi, this is my first fanfic!

Axl: Oh, this can not be good.

So please give me hints and praise in reviews that you make!

Tomoko: I'm not praising anything. Go away.

Also, more fanfics will be coming soon!

Manic: Yeah, looks like that didn't happen.

I own the Character Cassie and the plotline. I do NOT own X-men. DO NOT RUB IT IN!

Jayleen: Well, since you mentioned it, I guess I can afford to repeat it. Would the fans be happy if they had a horrid character stepping all over a beloved franchise--
Manic: Yeah, thanks, man.
Jayleen: I am not a man!
Manic: *unfazed* Okay, lady. Sorry 'bout that.
Jayleen: *fuming*

Anyway, the symbols for talking are:

* blah blah * telepathic talking "blah blah" normal speech _ blah blah _ thoughts

Axl: Will there be a quiz on this later?

Chapter 1- a new face

Tomoko: *sarcastically* Because that title is completely original.

It was just after two 'o'clock in the morning. The silence and darkness outside echoing the atmosphere inside Xavier's School for Talented Youngsters.

Jayleen: What a horribly constructed sentence! It should be "echoed"!
Tomoko: It was just one accident. At least let it slide!
Jayleen: I'm fully intending for this to be a terrible piece, so I shall grade it as such.
Manic: No wonder we hesitated to bring her into a riffing.

Slumbering students were unaware of a conference between Professor Xavier, Logan and Oroco concerning a new arrival.

Axl: "Oroco"? Is that a new instrument related to the maracas or something?
Jayleen: And there's yet another misspelling.
Tomoko: Oh, cut it out! Don't make me chain your mouth to the couch!

"I don't trust people like her. Skulking around in the night." Logan gruffed, stealing a quick look behind him at the figure beside the pool.

Manic: Well, that's what Mary Sues do. They suck those souls like they're vampires.

"Are you sure Professor?"

Jayleen: *pulls out a heavily accessorized green pen, inserts a comma between "sure" and "Professor"* This is actually exciting! I'm an expert at correcting the mistakes of others!
Tomoko: *points to Manic* His sister mostly laid off of that. And she never found it fun.

"Yes Logan, I am. I will call down the students so that Oroco can introduce her to them. And Logan.talk to her. She will surprise you." Xavier glanced at Logan's bemused face before closing his eyes and focusing.

Tomoko: Yeah, I doubt Logan would be easily amused by... whatever we're gonna get here.
Jayleen: *removes the sudden period between "Logan" and "talk"*

* Students, come down to my office at once. We have a new addition *

Axl: Jeez, at the rate this formatting's going, Jayleen's gonna explode with happiness here.
Tomoko: *currently rubbing her temples with her fingertips*

Shying away from the lights the flustered and bedraggled group worked their way down to the office. You could hear exasperated groans and many yawns. As well as a few "Come on it's, like, a new student!" from Kitty and then another round of groans in answer.

Manic: It's two in the morning, and we're gonna have a Sue? Yeah, I'd be groaning, too.
Axl: No kiddin'.

By the time they were down they looked fairly presentable, but they were all yawning, even Rahne.

Manic, Tomoko, Jayleen: Who's Rahne?
Axl: It's Rahne Sinclair...or Wolfsbane. By the way, that's pronounced "Rain".
Manic, Tomoko, Jayleen: Oh.

A cut-the-crap voice rang out,

Jayleen: Excuse me! How can a voice cut into feces? That is entirely nonsensical and crude.
Manic: *holding fake poop* I don't know, but I'd try it out.
Jayleen: Get that away from me! That is disgusting!
Manic: Dude, it's fake.
Jayleen: I am not a dude, you sewer rat!
Manic: *narrows his eyes* Oh, that's low, lady.
Axl: *mutters* Technically, you started it, Manic.

"Professor, Ah cant get mahself a bettah reason tah get out of mah bed at 2 in the morning. So lets see her/him, whatever."

_ Rogue is obviously not a morning person _ Xavier thought.

Tomoko: No, really? You have a giant ass computer, and you can't figure that out on your own?

* I agree with you there * came a dark, melodious voice into his head.

Axl: Oh, jeez, now her voice is "dark" and "melodious". What's next? She has every power ever?
Tomoko: Don't jinx it, James.

Twisting slightly he made out the figure of the new student against the door. But he would introduce her in a minute, so he turned back to survey the state of everyone.

Jayleen: They were bored. And I will feel the same way if you do not introduce her in a timely manner.

But, looking at the state of Rogue was slouched on a chair, yawning, Kurt and Kitty almost asleep on each other's shoulders and Evan rocking back and forth in and effort to stay awake was to much for the professor. And the others, well, lets just say that Bad Hair Day would be an understatement. He couldn't quite control his chuckling and almost immediately got a death glare from Rogue and, surprisingly, Jean.

Manic: How many times do I have to say it? It's two in the morning! Of course everyone would be cranky and tired!
Tomoko: I'd be good around that time.
Manic: Of course you would.

* Oroco, ha. ha. um please, ahem, carry on *

Axl: Oh, shut up. You've only had two lines and you're already getting on my nerves.

Shaking her head slightly Oroco began, "Our new student is a very powerful mutant

Manic: *grumbles* I'm tired of that damn word, man.

and, in a minute, will introduce herself."

Tomoko: Giant breasts and all.
Jayleen: Is that the only thing that you think about, Nakamura?
Tomoko: No, it's what Sues require to stand out. Pay attention, you.

Pausing she made sure the boys were listening before continuing. "Be helpful to her and make her feel welcome. Which means. boys. No Nasty Tricks!"

Axl: *sarcastically* Damn! I was going to plan a panty run with Rory!
Jayleen: *continues to correct the sentences* Ooh, it looks like the author has issues with punctuation! Do not worry, for I am here to correct that horribly mangled speech!
Axl: Uh... yeah...

"Yes auntie Oroco" answered Bobby. All big eyes, innocent accent and a shocked look.

Jayleen: That is not a sentence. I knew that this fic wasn't up to par with someone of my standards. You all should be proud that someone of my caliber would--
Manic, Tomoko: Oh, shut up!
Axl: And that's why they ignore you sometimes.
Jayleen: And why is that?
Axl: *scratches his head* Well... you just said all of that, for starters. You're not wrong, just... flowery.

"Us? No. How could you think such things?" answered Evan, exchanging a glance and a wicked smile (or was it a smirk?) with Bobby.

Manic: Ah, hormones... rushing harder than a river.
Axl: Gross.
Tomoko: And the author doesn't know if he made a smile or a smirk? Can this be any more stupid?

Out of the shadows behind them came a dark, dangerously low voice. "You do what you are thinking of doing and you won't know what hit you. Or what didn't." A blast of wind shot through the room, pinning Bobby and Evan to the wall.

Tomoko: They act like perverts... in their own minds... and she basically wants to murder them for it. Jeez, what an asshole.

Scott shot up in front of Jean, his hand at the ready on his visor.

Manic: Behold! Optic--
Axl: Yeah, thanks.

While the other students turned to the source of the voice, ready for action.

They saw......

Jayleen: ...the source of my eternal misery? Oh, wait... *looks at Tomoko*
Tomoko: You know, I won't hesitate to whip you after I deal with that damn Sue over there.

OOOOH! A cliffhanger! Wow, I always wanted to do one of those. Sniff. Sniff...

Jayleen: *drops her pen* Is the author serious?!
Axl: *headdesks* That is not a cliffhanger!
Manic: This's some "Hell's Kitchen" crap right here.
Tomoko: *calmly chews on her straw* Yep. I'm on the edge of my seat right here. Some great timing.

Anyway, what did you think?

Manic: *plays a recording of Amy saying "It stinks!"*

Please tell me what you thought in a review, even if it's bad. Dah Dah Dahhhhhhh!

Jayleen: How much sugar was placed in this person's water supply before she began to type this?
Axl: Too much.

Remember though that I will try to update as much as I can but with exams coming soon. I can't promise. SORRY!

The next chapter is muchhh longer. Wait for it ok?

Tomoko: I really don't want to.
Axl: Too bad. We have two more chapters after this.
Tomoko: *groans* I am not looking forward to this. *points to Jayleen* Especially since I'm riffing this with her.
Jayleen: Oh, you should be thankful that you're riffing with--
Tomoko: Shut up.

If you have any questions I will answer them in the next chapter, Okay?

Manic: I have a question! Why did you write this seriously?
Axl: Come on, the author was 14 when this came out.
Manic: Oh. Sorry.

LUVINYALOADZ

Flare

Axl: And that proves my point.
Jayleen: For your information, James, I had to write cryptic novels at the age of nine. You must begin at an early age to enjoy the fine concepts of etiquette, you know.
Axl: *stares at Jayleen, stammers* I... don't... really care...

2. Who is she?

Tomoko: She's someone that I need to nuke in a damn minute!

Hi guys! Loads of thanks for the reviews, keep them coming! Thanks to my three reviewers for pointing out my spelling mistake!

Axl: Never mind that there are search engines to look that up, too. Why do Suethors neglect to use a dang search engine?
Manic: *in a teasing manner* See? Other people can use the spell check, too, Jayleen!
Jayleen: Don't get too big for your britches, Hedgehog.

My sister had shouted that I was wrong, but come on! I'm not really gonna listen to my sister. *maybe I should. NOOOOO! I can't submit to her. AHHH! *

Manic: I think someone needs to quell those voices in her head...
Jayleen: I am starting to question the author's logic here.

Please, R&R!

Sorry about that! Anyway, I like the idea of having lots of powers. It gives less room for total control and more room for kickin' ass!

Tomoko: *nearly chokes on her straw* Are you mad?! What, people can't do it the old fashioned way now?
Jayleen: Oh, I will agree with you there, Nakamura.
Manic: No, author, it's a bad idea. Having lots of powers makes your character a Mary Sue.
Axl: Oh, Rory would have a heart attack if he read that. No mutant would have a bunch of powers without flippin' out first.

Chapter 2 - Who Is She?

All: *wearing dunce caps*
Jayleen: What is this horrid cone on my head here?
Manic: A dunce cap. Comes on our heads every once in a while.
Jayleen: *takes the dunce cap off* Is this fic implying that I'm an idiot?
Manic: Yes.
Tomoko: She was already an idiot to begin with. That cap just cemented it.
Jayleen: *removes another dunce cap* How dare you insult me, you horrid low-breed!
Axl: Whoa, hey! We have this thing to riff on here! You two can fight later!

They saw. a beautiful girl with dark brown eyes as deep as a forest and sleek; almost black hair with purple streaks, down to her waist. She was quite tall and thin, and her pearly white smile lit up the room against her rather dark complexion.

Manic, Tomoko: ...
Axl: What the shit is this shit?
Jayleen: I am not impressed by this. Do these people think that this frivolous description would be enough to sway me?
Tomoko: The way you talk is no different, hypocrite.

But if that wasn't enough then it was her outfit that stopped you dead. It made the girls gasp at her in envy and the boys slack-jawed with awe.

Tomoko: Oh, for the love of... *facepalms*

For she wore an all-in-one cat suit up to her neck, which emphasised her curves and long legs. And the suit's material seemed to be forever changing colour. It went from a dark sensuous purple to jet-black whenever she moved.

Even Kitty was tongue-tied!

Axl: *double facepalms* Freakin' Sues, I swear...
Manic: And I had such a good run of avoiding them from the depths of Hell, too! Ah, man!

* * *

_ I think I've made quite an impression _

Jayleen: Yes. It was a ludicrous impression.
Manic: Yeah, probably two very big ones.
Axl: Or four.
Manic: Four?
Axl: Two breasts, and either two eyes or two legs. Mary Sues have to be "alluring", right?
Manic: And prettier than every gal around.

"Hi, my name is Cassie." I got out after a moment of silence.

Axl: Oh, bite me sideways.
Manic: Please don't confuse her with our resident likable and non Mary Sue cat, Cassy.
Jayleen: Did I just get whiplashed into the dreaded first person format?
Axl: Yeah, looks like it.
Tomoko: Why are you complaining? I thought you wanted all the attention to be on you. Then again, who the hell would want to follow you around?
Jayleen: It's amazing what a bit of cunning and a lot of money can do.
Tomoko: Yeah, but it still didn't buy you any common sense.
Manic, Axl: *as Mordecai and Rigby* Whooooooooa!
Manic: Sick burn!

No answer.

Jayleen: *removes a third dunce cap from her head, a fourth appears shortly afterwards* This is incredibly annoying.

My smile slipped as I saw open mouths and staring eyes surveying my body from top to toe. I was really nervous now and I looked desperately over at the Professor.

Tomoko: Maybe it's because you're wearing a freakin' catsuit, you moron! Damn stupid Sues! They want all the attention and complain when they finally do get it!
Axl: Well, to be fair, in the "Evolution" universe, all of the students in Xavier's school wear bodysuits. I guess her suit is more form-fitting to add to her Sueness.

* What do I do? * I cried out to him, * they're all staring at me! Have I done something wrong? *

Axl: Yes. You're existing.

As watched them register that I was talking to the Professor. Somehow they opened their mouths even further and I became even more nervous.

Manic: *sarcastically* Open your suit! We wanna see them!
Tomoko: No way, Hedgehog. I'm not going blind today.

_What if they won't like me because I can talk to the Professor?_

Axl: Jean can do the same thing. What's she complaining about?

I felt the earth underneath me start to shift slightly, trying to comfort me.

Manic: Maybe it'll open wide and swallow her up.

I smiled winningly again,

Jayleen: *twitches an eyebrow*

but the Professor looked to the floor caught off- guard.

* Cassie? I don't think you need to worry * came the professor's voice as he looked back up chuckling. * The girls will quiz you on your clothes and the boys. * he paused again and he laughed out loud! * I think the boys will do anything for you! *

Tomoko: Great, now every guy's gonna kiss her dirty feet.

* * *

Once the introductions were over and Kitty had apologised as many times as she could there was a little argument.

"I'll take her to her room." came Bobby's voice.

"No, I'll take her Bobby!" came Evan's voice.

Manic: She has a Bobby?
Tomoko: She might as well, Hedgehog. She's already beginning her dimensional canon warping.

"I will!"

Axl: I will... drown her in a shallow pool.

"Riiiiight Bobby. That's really gonna happen!" Evan smiled at me. Before losing his dignity completely as Bobby, grinning wickedly, pushed him onto a chair. Bobby then turned to Cassie, held out his arm and smiled.

Jayleen: How dare they not pay attention to someone who has a more wonderful personality... like myself!
Tomoko: As much as I want to call bull on that... you're probably right here.
Axl: Wait, wait. I thought that she smacked them to a wall for thinking about her in a perverted manner last chapter. You know, normal guys would steer clear from this Sue.
Manic: Yeah, but it's a crap fic, Axl. Logic doesn't apply.

"You know what?" Kitty said bringing the two back to reality with a bump. "You can have the, like, honour of taking Cassie's bags up to her room."

Axl: I'll probably have Kyo burn them instead. He'll probably laugh like a maniac when he gets to the Sue herself.

The girls couldn't control their laughter as the boys eagerly stood up and brushed off their clothes. Even Logan had a problem not to crack a smile.

Tomoko: That was as funny as a traffic accident.

But their faces were waiting for something a little bit more exciting, until Cassie blurted, "You can have lunch at the same table as me at school tomorrow. If. if you want to?" She looked at them nervously.

They stood with open mouths.

Manic: *as Cassie* You can kiss my feet, peasants! That is... if you want to kiss my feet?
Axl: Criminy, Sue! Seek help!

Still giggling Kitty, Jean, Rahne, Jubilee and Rogue (who was already past giggling) took Cassie up to her room.

Jayleen: *fuming* What is this?!
Axl: Now what's the matter?
Jayleen: This horrible upstart! She's going to take over my territory!
Axl: Uh... you... aren't in this fic. Be very thankful for that.

* * *

Tomoko: And now we're going to be smacked into the dreaded first person format again.

"Wow!" was my first impression. "But, wait, are you sure it's mine?"

"Sugah, it's yours. Ah had tah clean it mahself." Rogue answered thoughtfully, "Ah thought it was odd cleaning out an unused room."

Manic: You should see Cassy's room, then. Though... I don't know why she has a sparkly skeleton there.

I looked at my bags and at the drawers. _ Can I really be bothered? _

Jayleen: *sarcastically* Not with these insufferable heathens! Oh, no! You're way too good for them! *pauses* I can't believe that I have used sarcasm in that manner.
Tomoko: Oh, the irony.

Then I felt it. Some one was trying to get into my mind. Angrily I pulled up walls around my thoughts and turned to the source, a frowning Jean.

Axl: Dude, Jean doesn't read people's minds for the hell of it. Something ain't right here.
Manic: Looks like we know who the Suethor doesn't like! Character bashing fic time!

* * *

"Get the fuck out." Came that dangerously low and dark voice.

Tomoko: That sounds like something I'd say to the Sue instead of Jean.

Even though Cassie had turned she had her head tilted to the ground, her hair falling like a veil over her face. There was a stillness in the air. The kind you get just before a storm breaks.

Jayleen: And I'm inclined to care about that flowery and dull description... why?

Jean looked both surprised and scared when she heard the voice. But what was that smell? A burning. smouldering. "Ahhh!" Jubilee screamed as the pot plant in the corner burst in to flames with a roar.

Tomoko: Is this another version of "Carrie"?
Manic: I'm wondering if Jessie and James will have trouble eliminating her after this.
Axl: I hope not. We don't need Sues like her walking around.

* Stop Cassie * came the Professor's calming voice into her head.

* Fine * came the reluctant reply.

Manic: *as Cassie* Professor! I was having fun instilling fear into these simple minded fools! How dare you stop my reign of Sue terror!

"So, do you want me to help you, like, to unpack?" Kitty asked into the awkward silence. She had the feeling that they had averted a crisis.

Axl: Either that or she could've killed you all. Then again, that's never a Mary Sue's fault.

Cassie looked up thoughtfully, and gave an answer that no one expected. "Only you and Rogue. Not this. Jean Gray."

Axl: It's spelled G-R-E-Y. Don't make me whack you with a trout, Suethor.

She spat out the name and the girls who weren't asked to stay to their leave very quickly.

Jayleen: Unlike you, I believe that Jean is acting like a human being. You have less class than that green hedgehog.
Manic: Manic. My name's Manic.
Jayleen: Duly noted.

Rogue raised an eyebrow, and gave a quirky smile before turning her back to Jean. Along with Cassie and Kitty who were already starting to unpack. Jean stayed behind a moment longer and opened her mouth as if to say something-

"Don't bother." came Cassie's voice cutting her off.

Tomoko: Oh, I'd like to whip her before those two Sue killers send her into orbit.

* * *

"Your clothes they are, like, gorgeous!" squealed an ecstatic Kitty. She had been coo-ing and ahh-ing since they started. She then frowned "But don't you, like, have anything other than purple or black?"

Manic: Like, no. Because, like, purple and black is, like, so edgy!
Axl: *horrified* Oh! Stop that!
Tomoko: I am not amused by your abuse of the color black, Sue.

Rogue and Cassie laughed, "Why should I need to? But hey, I have only got one suitcase of purple and black and if you check in the other one I have my special sets of jump suits."

-Gasp-

Tomoko: Huh. Looks like the Sue suddenly died out of nowhere.
Manic, Axl: Yes!

As Kitty opened the other case Cassie cringed, ready to be joked at.

Jayleen: That looks like something I'd take the honors for! *gets a list* Allow me to explain the many ways on why you are a horrible person...

But even Rouge loved them. The suitcase had 5 jump suits altogether. They were all identical designs, except for the colours.

All: *smacking their dunce caps off of their heads*

There was another black/purple one; two blood red suits, which shimmered in the light, and two pure white suits. The white suits changed for purest white to the brightest silver right before your eyes.

Manic: *plays a recording of Sonic saying "This just in: Nobody cares."*

"Mah God."

Jayleen: I believe that God is currently unavailable to fawn over the Sue's horrible wardrobe. What kind of person only wears tight fitting catsuits?
Tomoko: *holds up a picture of Jessie*
Manic: Not to bed, I hope. That must be itchy.

"-"

Their eyes were round and Cassie could feel their amazement washing over her. Sub consciously she drank it in, giving her extra power.

Manic: Wait, what?!
Axl: Oh, jeez. Now the Sue's a sponge!
Tomoko: *horrified* She's going to suck their souls!

"Thank you Cassie. Kitty and Ah am going to the same school as you, so we will help you out tomorrow. Ok Sugah?" And with that a bashful Rogue got up and went to bed.

Manic: Doesn't sound all that bashful to me.

"Night." and Kitty phased out through the floor. Not to the satisfaction of Bobby who happened to be there.

"WHAT THE SHIT-"

Tomoko: *weakly laughs* I'm going to go hang myself now.

* * *

The Next Day

The Brotherhood Of Mutants were sitting on the benches in the park. Wondering about the rumour that Mystique had told them.

Jayleen: *sighs* And now we have another sentence fragment. Can't Microsoft Word do anything about that?
Manic: Yes. And if you're wondering if the Suethors would actually follow that... then... no, they don't.
Tomoko: *smirks at Jayleen* Oh? Am I sensing fatigue over there?
Jayleen: Don't be silly! I am only wondering why so many of these errors are left unchecked.
Tomoko: Welcome to the job.

They each had different opinions about it.

"Hey, another girl shouldn't be so bad. I can charm her into joining us, if she is cute." Peitro commented. But he turned around upon hearing guffaws behind him. Lance was holding his sides laughing and Toad was flipping his tongue about in imitation of Peitro.

Manic: "I" before "E" except after "C", Suethor.
Tomoko: And say that as you're whacking her with the Webster's Dictionary, Hedgehog.

"You.never.know.ahem.

Jayleen: What's with all of the periods here?
Manic, Axl, Tomoko: Welcome to the job.
Tomoko: Hope you have enough ink in that glitzy pen.

She might go to the same school." Lance managed to get out admirably sober.

Axl: Well, duh. It's probably the only school that they have there.

"Let's go then." Said a blur as Toad and Lance were left to eat his dust.

Manic: Get your hands off of me, Suethor. I know who the blur is, man!

"I hate it when he does that."

Jayleen: Well, that was an extremely short scene.
Tomoko: That's because it took attention away from the Sue. We can't have that.

* * *

Cassie had decided to wear her black/purple trousers, made of the same material as the cat suits, her black heels and a tight-fitting black top.

Manic, Axl, Tomoko: *annoyed* We don't care!
Jayleen: And that's a terrible ensemble.

She ate her breakfast as far away from Jean as possible, but it wouldn't have mattered anyway because everyone knew about what had happened the night before. Even the Professor. A little talk had resulted from it.

Manic: *sarcastically* Of course. Jean's the evil person. Yeah, I totally hate her.

(Sorry, but I hate Jean!

Tomoko: No shit, you biased asswipe.
Manic: And we don't have a reason on why you hate Jean, Suethor?

Everyone who agrees say "Aye". I knew it! Everyone said it!)

Axl: I didn't say anything, you hack. *holds a puppet of the author* I'm a terrible writer! Do you agree? Say "aye"!
Manic, Tomoko, Jayleen: *says nothing*
Axl: *sarcastically* I knew it! Everyone said it!
Tomoko: Do... do you need to take some meds with the Suethor, James?

Everyone was up and quirky, even though they had been woken up at two!

Jayleen: I would like to know what is in that water supply. No real person would be happy and perky if that happened to them.
Axl: They're all robots. Sue warped 'em.

_How do they do it? _ thought a tired Rogue. _At least Cassie isn't the happy-go-lucky type _

Tomoko: Well, that's because she's an unlikable, sour ass.

In fact if anyone even wandered close to Cassie, a growl that even Logan would be proud of, would emit from Cassie's throat.

Manic: *muttering* Oh, up yours, Sue. Stop trying to be "edgy".

But Rogue sat beside her, along with Kitty and they actually had a nice conversation. Of course that was after Kitty had almost drooled over Cassie's outfit, along with the boys.

Tomoko: *silently gritting her teeth*
Manic: *double facepalms* Sue's so wonderful. Oh, god. Shoot me.
Axl: *sighs, slumps in his seat* I hate this stupid fic.
Jayleen: *slightly unfazed* Well, we only have one more chapter after this.
Axl: Thank goodness. This crap fic is driving me nuts right now.
Jayleen: Oh, and please sit up, James. Posture is extremely important.
Axl: *scowls*

* * *

Once they had piled out of Scott's 4x4 they took Cassie to her locker.

Tomoko: And then I promptly smashed her face into it repeatedly.
Jayleen: No wonder you dropped out of high school, because that is terrible! Everyone knows that you must face somebody like her in a mostly fair--
Tomoko: You know what?! Forget your stupid methods! This is better!

As before she had an effect on people that almost froze them with her stunningly gorgeous looks.

Axl: *grabs his head in frustration*
Manic: *still facepalming* This has got to be a nightmare. Please let me switch with Sonia.
Tomoko: Why your sister, Hedgehog?
Manic: Because I'm not going to torture my brother.

She took every compliment gracefully and modestly,

Tomoko: *angrily whips Cassie with her chains* You are not graceful! You are not modest! You've treated most of the Institute like shit, you vapid, selfish asshole!
Manic, Axl: *slowly backs away*
Jayleen: See? This must've been why she dropped out.

giggling with Kitty and Rogue if it was a boy who had mentioned it.

Tomoko: *still whipping Cassie* There should be no way that this vapid pond scum should receive so many compliments!
Jayleen: Perhaps she may have bribed them?
Tomoko: Yeah, you keep believing that, Jade.

* * *

_ I wonder who this girl is_ Peitro was thinking as he raced it to school.

Axl: It's who you're going to hook up with by the end of this dumb fic... well, that was if the dumb fic ever continued.

He saw a crowded hallway that even he couldn't get through.

Manic: Maybe it's because it's a crowded hallway, man!

_But then again maybe if I slip around the other way._

With a blur of speed he made his way around to the opposite hallway, but it was blocked up there too. He was about to turn around when he saw her.

All: *rolling their eyes*
Axl: Think I just saw my brain there.

She was with the two X-geeks Rogue and Kitty

Jayleen: *adds a period*

_Bunch of wannabes_ he thought laughing. But he couldn't take his eyes off her. With a look of curiosity she turned to him. From the whole crowd she chose to look at him. She blushed a rose hue.

Manic: Did someone toss her into a pot of boiling water?
Tomoko: I don't know. If that's true, I'm not going to eat her. Mary Sues are way too stringy.

_She looks perfect when she does that_ he mentally sighed to himself.

Axl: Is this what Kyo was talking about? Sues have magical powers in their--
Manic: Yeah, yeah, that's what he meant. Wait, which Kyo?
Axl: You know... Kyo LeMaire.
Manic: Oh. Yeah.

They both felt a link, a connection trying to open between them. A light that was inescapable.

Jayleen: So... we have a love connection between two horrible people? Am I reading "Twilight" or the "Fifty Shades" thing here?
Tomoko: It's "Twilight", Jade. They're both in high school, so the second thing won't count for this.

Nothing could stop it, even Ki-

Manic: Kitty stopped it, right?

"Like, what are you looking at Cassie?" interrupted Kitty. Obviously concerned about whatever had drawn her attention.

Manic: Thank goodness. I was getting tired of that "love at first sight" crap.

_What a beautiful name_ thought Peitro. _You could lose yourself in those deep ageless eyes_

Axl: It's a common name. It ain't that "beautiful".

"He is not worth it, Sugah. Let's go." She tore her gaze away from him, and was dragged the other way.

Tomoko: But of course the Mary Sue's going to change the resident jerk for the better! And they're going to frolic in a field of flowers and rainbows... and talk about their feelings... oh, I think something unpleasant's happening to me. Excuse me. *vomits in a paper bag*
Manic, Axl, Jayleen: *cringes*

But he watched her, the way her hips moved, the way she smiled and the way she glanced at him before she turned to go into a classroom.

Jayleen: *twitches* Stop... saying... that! I am getting annoyed with all of this shilling here!

"Who is she?" he murmured out loud to himself.

Manic: Title drop! *sarcastically* Because those are incredibly creative.

He was filled with a burning desire to know her.

Axl: Why? She's a disgusting, vapid, selfish person... oh, wait. Yeah, you two can go hook up. Least you guys have something in common.
Tomoko: Like hell, James! They shouldn't even breed! Do you really want a spawn of a Sue mutant running around?
Axl: *shudders*
Tomoko: Thought so.

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