Mystery Science Theater En Masse

Egg Spiral Crew, Episode 15: Sailor Sun (Part One)

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Chapter 1

"Ahhh!" screamed Serena. "I'm going to be late for school again!" Rini then woke up and said the same thing. They both rushed out side running side by side. Rini turned to where her school was and rushed right in. Serena, still running, called upon Queen Serenity and asked her to transport her to her seat.

Queen Serenity said, "Okay Serena, I will this time because its a big day for you."

Sonia: Why the heck would she use Queen Serenity to transport her to school?
Amy: That's... a pretty blatant abuse of her powers, isn't it?
Sonia: Yep.

Serena disappeared and reappeared in her seat in her class. Serena was very thankful.
"All right, I can see everyone is here today," said Serena's teacher. "We have a new student today. Say hello to Ana."

All: Oh, no...
Manic: Dude, how many transfer students are in her class?!
Tails: Way too many.
Sonic: Probably need a whole stadium to seat them all!

Ana stood up and said hi, everyone returned the hello.

Amy: Thrilling!

Ana had short brown hair with hazel eyes and was an inch shorter than Lita. Her hair had golden streaks and looked beautiful.

Manic: *laughs out loud*
Sonic: *facepalms, starts snickering*
Sonia: Oh. Oh. Oh, we're going here. We have the old school Mary Sue appearance!
Tails: This is going to end badly.
Amy: After Hepatitis S, I think that this Sue might turn out to be a walk in the park.

When it was time for lunch, nobody sat next to her because there were rumors that she was kicked out of her school because, like Lita, she got into too many fights.

Sonic: Oh, this is way too easy. This Sue's so unoriginal!

"That new girl reminds me of me when I started school at Jr. High." said Lita looking at her strangely.

Amy: That's because she's a mix-and-match Sue.

Lita walked over to Ana and sat next to her. Ana looked sad so Lita asked what's wrong.
Ana looked up and said "I feel like I'm at my old school, everyone is scared of me, I wonder why?"

Tails: It's because you're a clone.

"People think you were kicked out of school from too many fights," said Lita. "Well, that's not true, I left because everyone kept teasing me because of my gift."
"What gift is that?" asked Lita.
"Never mind, bye." said Ana getting up and leaving for her next class.

All: *flatly* What.
Sonia: Oh, my -- you don't say that you have a gift in front of people that you don't know! That's boneheaded!

When school was out Ana started to walk home.

Amy: Ow, my neck! Thanks for the sudden time warp!

Luna was near and got weird vibes from her. Serena picked up Luna and said what's wrong.
"That new girl gave me weird vibes, she might be her." said Luna curiously.

Manic: This fic's only on the first chapter, and it's already wrapping around itself!
Tails: There's going to be a lot of repeating.
Sonic: No kidding. There's going to be a lot of repeating.
Amy: Oh, you're right. There's going to be a lot of repeating.
Sonia: *snickers* Oh, stop!

"Who's her?" asked Serena. Then Luna told her to call everyone to meet her at the temple for a meeting.

When everyone was at the temple Luna said that the new girl at Serena's school might be a scout. Everyone was surprised. Luna said that during the Silver Millennium, the sun was a planet of gold.

Tails: Well, the Sun is a star, so... uh... I guess I can let this slide.
Sonia: Well, of course. I mean, there used to be a whole race of people on the Moon.

It shone brightly and it gave light to all the planets. The princess was part of Serena's royal court. She was shy and nobody paid attention to her. She thought that since nobody paid attention to her that she never came when she was invited, or she would make up and excuse not to go. She was a very powerful scout, powerful than all the nine scouts combined, possibly with Rini.

Tails: *looks at his Miles Electric* Uh-oh.
Sonic: What's the matter, buddy?
Tails: My Sue meter broke.
Manic: Well, when you have a sentence that said that she was stronger than every scout combined, of course it's gonna break!

I remember one night I asked her why she was so powerful and she answered that it was because she put all of her hatred, and sadness into it.

Amy: Or maybe it was because her powers were handed to her on a silver platter?

She was destroyed on her planet when Beryl put a spell on it. The planet turned into a star. Ana had enough strength that she made her self reborn.

Sonia: Without Queen Serenity, mind you.

"That's sad," said everyone.

Sonia: Why did they turn into a bunch of elementary school kids saying the same thing?
Tails: They all sound like robots!
Manic: Oh, this is gonna be so good! *gets some popcorn* Can't wait!
Amy: *grabs a handful of popcorn*
Sonic: *whistles* I'm afraid to see what I've gotten myself into. And after the last fic that I read, I'm pretty leery.
Tails: I highly doubt that Ana will be as terrible as Sasha.
Sonic: I really hope that she isn't.

Chapter 2

"Does she remember anything?" asked Serena.
"I don't think so.," said Luna.

Tails: Watch. She's going to remember everything.

"Wait, she said that she had a special gift when I talked to her at lunch." said Lita.
"That's because she is Psychic when she was a princess on the Sun." said Luna.

Amy: How the heck do you remember all of this when you were a moon cat?
Sonic: Logic, Ames.

Everyone was amazed and left for home.

Sonia: And she easily impresses them. Oh. Oh, I see. Classic Mary Sue territory.

Ana, at her house was asleep having visions of what would happen in the future.

Manic: Is there a neck brace in mine? Because that time warp really hurt!

She saw herself wearing a gold skirt with a silver shirt like the Sailor Scouts. She had a gold bow with a silver hair shaped pendant in the middle. She had gold boots similar to Jupiter's and silver gloves with a gold outline. She had a gold tiara and a celestial moon with a celestial sun inside. She had a silver bow that looks like the super sailor scouts.

Ana woke up and splashed her face with cold water. Then she got ready for school.

Sonic: Uh. You gonna have breakfast first?
Manic: Forget that, is she even gonna brush her teeth first?
Tails: Um...
Amy: What's wrong, Tails?
Tails: I'm so confused.
Sonia: I really cannot blame you.

When she was walking to school Luna gave her a crystal transformation stick that was gold and it had a celestial moon and sun on it. Luna said that when she was in trouble say Sun Crystal Power Make Up!

Manic: Did Sonic write this? This fic's moving way too fast here!
Sonic: Manic, I'm right here. Don't say that I wrote this weird fic.
Sonia: He has a point, Manic. And yes, Sonic... you wrote this fic.
Sonic: Hey!

Ana wasn't afraid and said thanks and walked off with the stick in her sleeve hidden from everyone.

Tails: Sleeves have pockets on the inside of them? Did I miss the evolution of shirts?
Manic: Yes. And it was at one of those Yeezy fashion shows.
Amy: Are you drunk, Manic?
Manic: No.
Amy: Lies, Manic. Lies.

During lunch all the scouts walked over to Ana to say hi.

Amy: All of them? That doesn't work. If the cast is still in middle school, Raye and Mina shouldn't be here. And if the cast is in high school, then Raye shouldn't be here.

Ana looked up, said hi and asked them to sit down. The scouts sat down next to her and brought out their lunches.

"How are your grades doing?" asked Amy.
"I'm getting mostly B's, but besides that I just got an A on my science test." said Ana shyly.
"I can't ever get an A!" said Serena.

Sweat drops appeared on everyone's head.

Sonia: *flatly* "Comedy".
Sonic, Manic, Amy, Tails: *flatly* My sides.

Ana asked why they were being so nice to her.

Manic: Because the fic said so.

"We're like that, we like to be nice to the new kids," said Mina, comfortably. Then the bell rang for their next class.

Amy: That was the shortest lunch period ever. Did that last for two seconds?
Tails: It was probably Sonic's lunch period.
Sonic: Oh, not you too, Tails!

All the sudden Ana's stick fell out and before anyone can see she took it and put it back in her sleeve. After school Serena invited Ana to the arcade to play the new Sailor V game.

"Sure, I'm okay at video games," said Ana happily.
"Great, maybe I can show you a thing or two." said Serena.

Tails: And watch her get the best score.

When they got to the arcade Ana started playing and her fast reflexes were coming to a use. Ana was getting the highest score anybody could get, even higher than Amy's!

Tails: Called it!

Ana drew a crowed around her and on purpose she let herself get beaten on the game.

Amy: Because if she kept going, she'd be there for years.

She ran out and headed to the park to do her homework. All the sudden she shuddered and felt a presence around her.

Manic: It was the ghost of Sailor Sues past.

At the Temple:
"Hey, do you guys want to go to the park?" asked Raye looking at Amy and Lita.
"Sure!" said Amy and Lita.
"I don't have to do any of my studies today," said Amy.

Sonic: Hey, do you guys and gals want to conveniently bump into the new kid who is better than us in every single way?
Sonia, Manic, Amy, Tails: Sure!

When they got to the park then saw Ana looking at a monster. Quickly Amy, Lita and Raye shouted to the monster to get away from her. The scouts distracted the monster.

Ana pulled out her stick and yelled, "Sun Crystal Power Make Up!" Serena saw Ana as she transformed into Sailor Sun. Serena then saw the scouts and backed into an alley and took out the Holy Grail and transformed into Super Sailor Moon. When she got out she saw Ana.

Amy: Uh, she never used the Holy Grail to transform while she was in her civilian clothes. I need Miyu's notes. What was that other item that she used to transform into Super Sailor Moon?
Manic: *reads Miyu's notes* Uh... it was called the "Crisis Moon Compact".
Sonia: So that means that this fic is either in the S or SuperS storyline.
Amy: If that's the case, then Mina shouldn't have been at Serena's school.
Sonic: Eh, just say that she borrowed the transformation pen to be a student there for a day.

"Sun Celestial, Volcano Attack!" yelled Ana.

A gold and silver fire beam came out of Ana's palms that were together. The monster turned around and was killed.

Tails: Well, that was fast. Steal all the glory, why don't you?

"Awe," yelled Serena as she ran to Ana. " I transformed into Super Sailor Moon for nothing," said Serena disappointed.

Sonic: Get used to it, because you're gonna be upstaged for this entire fic!

The other scouts looked at Ana with their eyes wide opened. Ana said, "Where did that come from?" Serena then said
"Welcome to the group."
"Thanks, who are you?" asked Ana. Serena whispered, "I'm Serena."
"Thought so," said Ana.

Sonia: Oh, way to reveal your identity! Why is everyone so blatantly stupid?
Manic: This must've been Benji's fantasy. You know, the women are stupid and he's smarter than everyone because... you know.
Sonia: I know. And I wanted to forget that.

"What do you mean?" said Amy. I'm psychic, I already saw this in a vision," explained Ana.

Tails: I'm so glad that Miyu isn't here to read that sentence.
Amy: She would've had a heart attack.
Tails: Yeah, but can the Sue forsee her own heart attack?
Sonic: No, but she's gonna forsee every single thing in this fic, and it's going to be all dumb! *claps* Whoo, this is gonna be fun! Give me my mindless classic badfic!
Sonia: I have never seen you get this excited over a bad fanfic, Sonic.
Sonic: Look, sis. When you stack this fic against the last one that we've seen... this looks really tame.
Amy: He's not lying. I mean, I haven't screamed or smashed the screen yet!
Tails: That reminds me. About those screen and window bills...
Manic: It's all taken care of. Cassy and Axl covered it.
Tails: Really? How?
Manic: They paid the bills, and I, uh... returned the favor by getting some black market blood plasma for her and hentai for him.
Amy, Tails: *speechless*
Sonic: Pfft!
Sonia: *facepalms* Damn it, Manic...

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