Mystery Science Theater En Masse

Black Crow Crew, Episode 16: The Power of Love (Part Three)

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Warning: There's some extreme violence in this part.

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5. Ninja at the door

Helena and Alex went into the living room and saw that Kasumi was at the door.

All: *confused* Why?

"Helena Kokoro stay here. I'm going to see what she wants."

Kyo: *as the Stu* Let me, the man, check for you frail and fragile women. Now go make me a sandwich.
Cassy: Helena and Kokoro already know how to fight. Sure, Kokoro may not the brightest bulb in the box, but she's not completely helpless. And Helena... did this Stuthor forget everything that she did in the series?
Jessie: Yes, he did. You know that the spotlight always has to be on him.

"Alex I don't think Kasumi would come here to start a fight." Helena replied Alex shook his head "It's not Kasumi I'm worried about." Helena knew Alex was talking about Ryu. "But Alex the last time he tried something you nearly killed him I know he wouldn't be stupid enough to attack me again."

Akiko: *confused* What?!
Cassy: He almost killed Ryu Hayabusa?!
Jessie: Offscreen.
Akiko: Nope. I'm not going to believe it. That would never happen. Nope. No way.
Miyu: The Gary Stu meter is now broken.
Kyo: Broken? That thing just disintegrated on us!

Alex wasn't sure about that but he did know one thing if anyone even thought about hurting his angel he would rip them apart and use whats left as a warning to the rest.

Akiko: I really don't like you.
Jessie: Aren't you a trained soldier? Do you know what restraint even means?
Miyu: There's being protective... and then there's acting like a serial killer. Please seek help, Gary Stu. *pushes glasses up* Because that's not healthy.

"Just stay in here please." Helena could see Alex was just trying to keep her safe.

Kyo: She doesn't need your protection, you limp-dicked jizzwhistle. It's Kasumi. She doesn't pick fights out of nowhere.
Jessie: I see that you've been talking to James lately...

"Ok Alex we will stay here." Alex smiled "Good and don't worry I will be polite."

All: *glaring at the screen*

Helena was smiling. Kokoro was shaking her head "Um guys can we please focus." Alex then went to the front door and opened it.

Cassy: You can tell that this story is off. I mean, Kokoro is being the logical one here.

Kasumi was standing there "Hello Alex is Helena there?" "She is." "Ok may I speak with her?" Alex knew Kasumi wouldn't try anything so he let her enter the mansion.

Cassy: Ironically, now would've been the proper time for the fic to tell us what Kasumi's wearing, since she's a ninja and all...

Helena and Kokoro were sitting on a big couch in the living room. "Hello Kasumi." The two said at the same time. "Hey" she replied Alex sat down next to Helena and kissed her on the cheek. Kasumi knew the two of them would end up as a couple "Ah you two are so cute together. I knew you two would end up together."

Jessie: *chugs her spiked tea in rage*
Kyo: *screams in agony*
Akiko: *shovels ice cream into her mouth* I knew there would be shilling. This is too much shilling!
Cassy: *grumpy* This is pissin' me off, dudes. I'm tired of this "you two are so cute together" bullshit.
Miyu: *bored* I know. I can't take any more of this nonsense.

Helena and Alex smiled they four of them just sat there until Helena spoke. "So Kasumi what brings you here?" Kasumi looked a little scared "Well Helena I came by to ask you why your company has released these horrible monsters on certain small villages in Japan." Alex then jumped in "How can you even think that Helena has anything to do with that?!" The anger in his voice clear as crystal.

Kyo: Hey. Fuckface. Dial your penis rage back right now. Do it or I'll shove a cactus up your ass.
Jessie: *snickers*
Miyu: Also, she said "your company". Miss Kasumi did not blame Miss Douglas herself at all. I have no idea why the Stu even flew off the handle like that. He really is becoming a psychopath.
Cassy: And since there's no mention of MIST, we kinda have to assume that Donovan's still holding on to some of DOATEC's power in this fic. So, um... what?
Akiko: *shrugs, continues eating her ice cream*

Helena put her hand on his shoulder tears in her eyes "Alex it's ok. I can't blame her for thinking that I'm involved in some way."

Cassy: Why is Helena crying? Who is this pod person?
Miyu: Why are we still reading this?
Jessie: Why am I not drunk yet? *pauses* Oh, wait... hehe, I'm getting a buzz now.

Kasumi smiled "I knew it there is no way you're linked to this but do you know who is?" Alex had calmed down "Yes we think Donovan is the one doing this."

All: *with dunce caps on their heads* No, really?

"Do you have a plan to stop it?" Kasumi had a hopeful tone in her voice. Helena looked at Alex "Well Kasumi we were trying to come up with a plan but we just found out about this yesterday." Helena wished she had a plan but she didn't. Alex then had an idea.

Jessie: *slurring slightly* Of course he does! He's the stinkin' man! He has a penis!

" What if we go to Japan and destroy the monsters at the source?" Helena was thinking it over. "Alex you are a genius!" "I have my moments."

Kyo: *exhales fire*
Akiko: *stops eating* The shilling. It is real. *continues eating*
Miyu: Oh, dear. Akiko... I think you're close to finished with your pint.
Akiko: *hands Miyu a pint of ice cream* Then you should eat this pint before I do.

Kokoro then jumped in " Um do we even know where they are coming from?" Alex and Helena looked at each other then raptor entered the room. Then Alex had another idea "Raptor can easily track their scent all we need to do is get there." Helena turned to Kokoro but before she could say anything Kokoro spoke "Helena don't even think about telling me to stay here this is my fight too."

Cassy: Does everyone have to cut Helena off?
Jessie: Yes. Just wrap her in cotton so she can cry some more.

Helena wasn't really sure about letting Kokoro come with them but her little sister did have a point it was her fight too. "Ok but you have to stay close to us at all times." Alex then turned to Kasumi. "You coming with?" Kasumi looked at the three of them. "If you want me to." Helena , Alex and Kokoro looked at each other and nodded. Helena then pulled out her cell phone and told her private jet to stand by. "Ok now let's get packed." Then she and Alex went to their room to pack and Kokoro went to her room to pack as well.

Akiko: Thrill as they... pack?! What the heck?! Where's the fighting?!
Kyo: If only everyone had high hopes for crap like you do. Man, I envy you.

The airport 1:00 pm

All: What airport?

Helena Alex Kokoro Kasumi and raptor got on the jet.

Cassy: And Raptor was too heavy for the jet, so it broke in half. They all died.
Kyo: And then the real Helena, Kokoro, and Kasumi buried their awful clones. The End.
Miyu: Well, Miss Kasumi would definitely know about clones.

"Well it will take us eight hours to get to Japan." Helena and Alex sat next to each other on a couch and Kokoro and Kasumi sat across from them. "Well what do we do for the next eight hours?" Kasumi asked. Raptor then brought a bag in his teeth to Alex. "Good boy raptor." Alex then rubbed his hand over raptor's head. Helena looked at the bag. " Alex what is in the bag darling?"

Jessie: *pours herself another spiked tea* Damn it, now he's gonna jerk off to his weapons...
Cassy: If I needed that crap, I'd read the first few chapters of "The Scar" again.

"I'm glad you asked. Well I thought since we might have to go in guns blazing I brought along some powerful guns." Alex then pulled out twelve discs and put them on the table. "Um Alex how are these guns?" Kokoro asked. Alex smiled "Well the sentinel program has access to very advanced weaponry and since we sometimes have to hide them it is easier to use compacted weapons that can be hidden in plain sight." he then picked up a disc. The disc then transformed into a double barreled shotgun. It had a curved handle which was white in colour and the rest was painted a metallic Grey and under the barrels was a pump. "May I introduce the SPSG mark 3 a pump action plasma shotgun. It can punch through anything that we might run into and as a side feature it fires explosive plasma when you flip this switch on the side here." Kasumi and Kokoro looked at the weapon in awe Helena however just smiled. "You just can't pass an excuse to blow something up can you Alex?" "Hey like my mom always said if you have to kill something do it up close and personal if not blow them up." Helena kissed Alex on the cheek. "Um anyway these three disc are also shotguns." Alex then handed a shotgun disc to everyone then he spent the next hour going over the next three guns. The viper plasma SMG mark three or SPSMG, the Nova Storm plasma carbine rifle or SPCR and lastly the triple barreled plasma chain gun the Raptor SPMG.

Jessie: Ugh! For fuck's sake! *gets out the megaphone* Who the fuck cares?!
Akiko: *bored*
Cassy: *eats her dunce cap*
Kyo: There's... jizz on the keyboard.
Miyu: Burn it, Kyo. Also... he really is Diet Benji. How did he manage to smuggle those weapons into an airport and get them on a plane? And I don't want to hear that "because they're discs" nonsense.
Akiko: And how in the world did he magically manage to allegedly defeat Hayabusa with those weapons?
Jessie: I don't know, and it's because he's a Stu. James isn't this obsessed with his weaponry, and he loves blowing things up.

2:10 pm

Kasumi and Kokoro were talking about recent events while Alex and Helena were picking a movie to pass the time. "So what do you want to watch my love?" Helena was looking over the movies and picked a romantic movie. "Is this ok Alex?" He looked at it "Yeah that looks good." She put the disc in the player. The movie had been going on for an hour when the main characters began to remove each others clothes and then Helena stopped the movie.

All: *tilting their heads*
Akiko: Is this like the time where Angie accidentally put in a porn movie?
Jessie: She never arranges her movies properly. She apologized, right?
Akiko: Yeah, she did.
Jessie: Which reminds me, I'll have to talk to her about her poor organization skills later.

"Alex I'm sorry I forgot to check the rating I didn't mean to remind you that um." "Helena relax it's ok." He then wrapped his arm around her and pulled her into a deep kiss. It lasted for a minute then Helena looked into Alex's brown eyes and she knew he loved her and she loved him back. "I love you Alex" "I love you too Helena my perfect angel."

Miyu: *opens up her pint of ice cream on the table, promptly pours a bag of sugar on top of it*

Helena was blushing at what Alex had just called her " Angel?" Alex nodded. Helena smiled "Well if I'm your angel then you are my knight." Alex smiled "And I will be by your side forever." Helena's face got redder "I wouldn't have it any other way." the two of them started making out on the couch.

Miyu: *begins eating the sugar*
Cassy: Dude, you're going to die.
Miyu: That's the point, Cassidy.

Kasumi and Kokoro where smiling "It seems my sister has found the perfect boyfriend ." Kokoro was happy for her sister Alex seemed perfect for her. Kasumi nodded in agreement "Yeah they seem really happy together."

Kyo: *grumbles* I really want to torture everyone in this fic.
Miyu: *groans* The shilling... it hurts.
Jessie: If I faint, don't revive me.

Kokoro looked at Kasumi "So what about you and Ryu?" "There's nothing going on between us." "Oh please it's clear that you like him." Kasumi was blushing "Ok so maybe I do but he will never feel that way about me." Kokoro shook her head "You never know until you try."

All: *confused* Huh?
Akiko: Where's the fighting?!
Jessie: Dream big, Akiko. Dream big.

The two just kept taking while Alex and Helena were still kissing and holding each other the group did not know what would be waiting for them in Japan.

Cassy: They can all die and we can leave. Right?
Miyu: No.

6. Now it gets fun

Japan 10:00 pm

The jet lands on a small air field in Japan.

Miyu: Okay... where in Japan?
Jessie: Japan's a city. Just like how Africa is a country.
Cassy: Pfft!

"Well we're here." Helena was stepping out of the jet when "Helena get down!" Helena was pushed to the ground by Alex who was shot by a round to his shoulder. "Alex!" Helena was panicking seeing a large hole in his shoulder which was bleeding badly.

Kyo: Damn. Should've hit his head.

Alex activated his viper SMG and returned fire.

Miyu: ...isn't he injured?

The wound in his shoulder was gone.

Miyu: ...wait, what?
Cassy: He can easily heal?!
Akiko: Lame! *boos*
Cassy: *cracks up*

"Raptor sick'em!" Within seconds raptor leaped out of the jet roaring loudly.

Jessie: And then the scrap heap puked all over everyone.

The people shooting at screamed and ran but raptor bit the last one on the leg and dragged him back to Alex. Alex grabbed him "Well well well what do we have here?" The guy was scared the look on Alex's face made him piss himself. "Look I'll tell you anything just please don't kill me."

Miyu: Really? Really? He's so big and manly that his own face scares people? Seriously, if that's not the biggest Gary Stu trait--

Kasumi , Kokoro and Helena stood there. "Who sent you here!" "We hired to take out miss Douglas but no one told us about a god dam commando." Alex was still pissed "Who hired you!" "I don't know we were just paid and told what to do we never knew who hired us." "Then there's no point to keep you alive is there?" "Wait no don't!" Alex ripped the man's left arm clean off tossed it aside then his war blades came out of his forearm tossed him into the air and pushed his war blades right through the guys chest then he tossed the body to the ground.

Akiko: What the heck?!
Miyu: *goes pale* ...oh. Oh, no.
Jessie: Holy shit! I guess we really are reading "The Scar" again! At least that fic had a reason to have gore in it!
Cassy: Okay, that's bullshit! How the hell are we supposed to root for this assface when he just brutally murdered a guy?!
Miyu: *sighs* Because he's the protagonist and he's never wrong, Cassidy. He... wow. He really is a psychopath. Not a good look for your self-insert Stu, Stuthor. Just saying.
Kyo: I'll throw his ass into a vat of acid. I don't care how wrong I am.

"Helena are you alright?" "Yes I'm fine." She then ran to him "Alex you could have been killed! I don't want you to die for me." Helena had tears in her eyes

Kyo: *groans in annoyance* Oh, for fuck's sake. Not this dumb crying shit again.
Jessie: He could've been killed?! He brutally murdered a guy!
Akiko: That mook had a family, you know!

Alex knew what he had to do. "A cause that you are willing to die for is easy to find but do you know what's hard to find my love?" Helena shook her head "When I lost my family getting revenge was worth dying for but then I found the impossible I found you someone I can live for that is very hard to find a cause or a person to life for Helena you are my reason for living I'd do anything to protect you my love and I will stay by your side forever."

Miyu: *plops her face into the pile of sugar*
Akiko: He just... he just... he killed a guy... and he's covered in blood and guts... and...
Cassy: What. The. Fuck. Seriously.

Helena was speechless she was feeling a mix of feelings but she needed to say something. "And you are my reason for living you are the only person I want to be with forever."

Jessie: Anyone going to bury the body now?
Akiko: Um... you're being sugary about this stuff... and he's covered in blood... um... man, I should stop listening to Coheed.
Kyo: No, you shouldn't. Also, I fucking hate this fic.

Helena was going to hug him but raptor stopped her. "Hey raptor." Alex laughed a little "Helena I'm covered in blood you can get as close as you want to after I have a shower deal?" "Ok Alex but I will be getting very close after your shower." "I'm ok with that." Kasumi and Kokoro were smiling

All: He just killed a guy!
Cassy: Why are we in happy fun times here?!
Kyo: It's okay, he's just a mook! What measure is a mook, really?
Miyu: *as she lifts her head out of the sugar* A mook measures as a zero on the Stu scale.
Jessie: Something tells me that Helena's going to do a lot of repressing while she's feeling him up. I'm sorry, but ripping a guy apart in front of my eyes doesn't turn me on.

"Ok can we get going before we are found again?" Kokoro was a little shaken.

Kyo: And who the hell can blame her for that?

"I know a hotel close by we could check into." Kasumi was hoping the rest of the day would have no more surprises.

Miyu: A hotel is in the middle of the fields of somewhere unknown in Japan. Okay. Sure. Okay.

"ok in the meantime raptor hunt those guys down got it." raptor nodded and ran off. "Alex are you sure about that? I mean" "Raptor can handle it and it's not like we can get him into a hotel without someone noticing us." "Alright Kasumi which way?" "Follow me."

10:30 pm

Alex was in the shower and the girls were sitting in the main room of the suite it had two bathrooms and two bedrooms so Kokoro and Kasumi would bunk together so Alex and Helena could stay in one room.

Akiko: Time for another sugar spike.

But then they all heard something from the bathroom. "Is that singing?" Kasumi asked out loud. Helena smiled "Yes it is hmm" Helena got up and slipped into the bathroom. "and I never cared much for moonlit skies never winked back at fireflies but now that the stars are in your eyes I'm beginning to see the light." "Alex that was beautiful."

Jessie: Something smells like cheese.
Miyu: And he's a better singer... than the professional opera singer.
Cassy: What can he not do?
Kyo: Unfortunately, he won't die in a fire.

"Um Helena what are you doing here?" She smiled "Well I heard you singing and well" She then turned around to see Alex in a towel. "Um I'll let you get dried off." She left the the bathroom her cheeks a dark red.

Jessie: *flatly* Oh, look at how sexy he is in a towel.
Akiko: *bored* Can I have some decent fighting scenes now?
Jessie: No. Now eat your sugar.

10:40

Alex exited the bathroom wearing camo pj's

Kyo, Miyu, Cassy, Akiko: *looks at Jessie*
Jessie: Give me that damn camo. You're ruining it.

" So what now?" he asked as he sat down Helena sat next to him and rested her head on his right shoulder. "We could try looking around tomorrow for any signs of an attack." "Good idea Helena ok so tomorrow we head out and look for leads." They all nodded and went to bed.

Akiko: *still bored* Thrilling.

A few miles away

Christie sat on the ledge of a building a sniper rifle in hand "Oh Helena Once I get my hands on you and your boyfriend I'm going to kill him right in front of you then I'll watch you cry until I end your life." a bright flash of lightning flashed behind her. "Tomorrow will be fun."

Cassy: Um, we'd appreciate it if you'd just kill him only. Thanks.
Miyu: Unfortunately, we know that he's not going to die. He's a Gary Stu. They're hard to kill.
Akiko: That's only when they're not game breakers. Also, what's with the cheesy flash of lightning?
Kyo: This is coming from Lady Lightning over there.
Akiko: Hey, let me call it out. It's only fair.

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