Mystery Science Theater En Masse
Black Crow Crew, Episode 5: Sky Blue (Part One)
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MUST READ!!!!!!!!! (Prologue)
Cassy: *shouting* Okay!
Jessie: *shouting* What?!
Kyo: Duh...
sex: female
Jessie: Apparently, she can't be
arsed to figure out Sonic's actual height.
Cassy: 3' 3". Or 99.06 centimeters. Whatever.
Color: Sky blue and white
Miyu: Um, does that mean that the ponytail holder's shredded now?
Stomach is white and the tips of her spikes r white also. She wears a white shirt with Got speed? Written on it
Cassy: A white shirt with what written on it? I can't read
that bright-ass crap!
Miyu: Somebody has failed their Powerpoint lessons...
and some blue jeans with sky blue and white versions of Sonics shoes. Her eyes are green.
Kyo: Well... at least she didn't put all this crap in the main story...
Personality: Sky can be serious when push when need be but she's mostly layback with an attitude that matches her color. She can be a little bad some times but is good at heart. All that takes her to be happy is plenty of places to run, lots of adventures and plenty of beaches to kick it at. Because unlike sonic she loves the water!
Jessie: Translation: She's Sonic's twin sister who may or may not be a pushy brat.
Miyu: Don't forget being Shadow's lover.
Abilities: Basically she run as fast as sonic but has a different reaction with the chaos emeralds.
Kyo: I hope it's a severe allergic reaction.
Bio: Sky has been alone for most of her life.
All: Oh, boo-hoo!
But Almost 4 years ago wile sleeping on a beach a strange dream lady told her that somewhere she had twin bro name sonic the hedgehog with speed to mach hers. The dream lady told her that it was of most importance that she finds him to stop the chaos that was about to happen. When sky asked what he looked liked the dream lady said she would know when she finds him.
Jessie: So there's a blue hedgehog who runs as fast as sin, and his only clothes are the white gloves on his hands and the red shoes on his feet. Yep, he's hard to find!
The dream lady said good luck. Sky woke up and set out on her adventure.
Cassy: *as the "Dream Lady"* Oh, god! I can't believe she fell for that!
Paring: Shadow
Jessie: ...
Miyu: See?
Kyo: I guess we don't have to read the story now. Thanks, lady.
Name: Gadchet McCloud type: fox sex: female
Kyo: We're not mind readers here! Would you
just tell us the height?!
Miyu: Since the author was unfortunately lazy... Cousin Tails is 2' 7",
or 78.74 centimeters.
Color: Red & white
Cassy: Translation: A fox who has a semi-recolor of... Amy's hair? What the hell is going on here?
Personality: She has an attitude like winery off of full metal alcamist
Kyo: Which is?! Not everyone knows "Full Metal Alchemist" here!
(which I don't own)
All: Duh!
and is very brave. Though her love for adventure is just as big as Sky's, she likes to take time out to fix her plane The Hurricane JX5, play with her chao Echo and practice her Nin-jit-sho (sp?).
Miyu: I'm guessing her spellchecker is broken.
Jessie: Into a million pieces, no less.
Abilities: nin-jit-sho and pilot.
Cassy: Hm, a pilot who knows ninjitsu. What?
Kyo: I guess "prof-red-eng" isn't one of her abilities, either.
Bio: Never knowing her mother or father
All: *rolls eyes*
her and her big brother Ratchet lived and trained with their sensei and grandfather G.M McCloud.
Miyu: General Motors McCloud?
Cassy: *snickers*
Although she paid attention to her training, she spent her free time teaching her self the ways of technology. She became a black belt at the age of 10 and a Rocket scientist at 11.
Kyo: And a full-fledged Sue at the age of twelve.
Meeting Sky at the age of 12 (2 years after Sky's dream)
Jessie: I thought this was that other girl's bio. We don't care how long it's been since Sky's dream.
and wonting to accompanying her on her search she built a jet called The Hurricane JX5 and a.i robot/back pack name p.a.c (personal, assistant, carrier) so she could keep up with her speed. So saying good-bye to her family. She went with sky on her journey.
Kyo: This has got to be a modern remake of "Sonic 2"
with Sues. Stop me if I'm wrong, ladies.
Miyu: *shrugs*
Cassy: We'll see, Kyo. We'll see...
Name: Echo type: child chao sex: female
Jessie: And Cheese's height is...?
Miyu: 1' 3" or 38.1 centimeters.
Jessie: Thank you.
Color: Plum
Kyo: Would it kill you to just say "purple"?! Jeez!
Looks: Echo wears a pink skirt and a pink bow on her head she has dark purple eyes.
Miyu: Hopefully, the enemy will still be able to hear afterwards.
Bio: Wile on one of her adventures with sky, Gadchet fond a rare purple chao egg.
Kyo: *smacks his forehead*
A few days later the egg hatches and a screaming chao is born (hence the Echo).
Cassy: Oh, darn. I was almost sure that the screaming chao was going to be named "Pterodactyl".
Form then on Echo accompanies her “Mother” Gadchet and her friend Sky.
Name: P.A.C. (personal assent carrier)
Jessie: I'm not sure how you furry guys age, but do you
all apparently age like robots?
Kyo, Miyu, Cassy: Nope.
Miyu: We age just like you do, Jessie.
Jessie: I see.
Height: about as big as Geru from dbzgt
Kyo, Jessie Cassy: Miyu?
Miyu: Sorry, guys... I don't have a height on that one.
(Which I don't own)
All: Dur-freaking-hay!
Color: Navy blue and gray
All: *sighs*
Kyo: I swear, this person must be so uncreative to just lift looks and
everything. Original designs? What's that?
Personality: basically he an A.I robot with his own personality
Cassy: So basically, there's nothing inside this tin can. It's just something that came to life. Okay.
Hes very smart and can sense when danger is coming. P.A.C gets treated more like a person then a robot. You can tell by the way Gadchet blames him for almost everything...
Kyo: Because she's probably a spiteful and lazy asshole who won't own up to her
mistakes.
Miyu: Kyo!
Kyo: I call it like I see it, Miyu.
Name: Eva robotic
Miyu: Um... isn't she supposed to be a robot or something? I'm confused.
Height: about 5.2
Jessie: Inches.
Cassy: Whoa, that's tiny!
Looks: She very good looking for a robotic.
Cassy: Because the whole family's unattractive, including Maria. Whatever, dude.
She has red hair and wears a girl version of robotic.
Kyo: Is she wearing his skin or something?! I think I need to vomit somewhere after reading that...
Personality: she very Childish but still evil.
Miyu: Hey, I can subtract from one, too!
she hates sky as much as egg man hates sonic.
Jessie: I guess Kyo's right... we are in "Opposite Gender Sonic Land".
Tired of sky always stopping her from becoming Queen of the west side of mobious (Knowing her brother already clamed the east side) she comes up with a plan to kill 2 birds with one robotic stone.
Cassy: I don't know anyone who's willing to roboticize stones, dude.
Name: The Hurricane JX5
Kyo: Wait, why's a frigging plane getting a profile here?!
Height: about as big as the X Tornado
Cassy: I'm done saying "Which is?" now...
Color: Dark Blue, white, and a little gray
Miyu: So, they mixed the colors in one giant can or something?
Looks: It is white with a dark blue fire print all over it on the tail and wing it has a red fox head with gray eyes.
Kyo: I'm sorry, but that's one stupid looking plane.
Bio: It has 3 modes: land, jet, and water sub. Is biggest attack is the “Cyclone blast” which has enough firepower in it to blow up monition the size of Fuji!!
Jessie: Good, now let's use it to blow this story up!
It has lock on missiles, autopilot, voice command, Excellent handling, outstanding navigational system, god landing gear(when Gadchet rembers to but it on)
Cassy: Which she won't. And then she'll be responsible for killing
everyone.
Jessie: Unless she blames the robot.
Miyu: Is it really
possible to force God to land?
Kyo: I don't know. Besides, making the big guy land is something that
that bastard
Dusk probably would've done without any problems.
and a FM/AM,surrond sound,cd/a track radio that's really cool!
Miyu: Complete with twenty seven stations all devoted to auto-tuning
the heck out of Rebecca Black!
Kyo: Oh, god!
so close (Prologue)
Miyu: She was close. She almost capitalized the title.
Cassy: I sure hope
it's people we know...
Jessie: I doubt it, Cassy.
But for now here is the prologue...
<Blah>=thought
Kyo: Hey, that is my thought!
Prologue
“I can't believe we found him!'' a sky blue female hedgehog said to a female red fox that was piloting her plane. “Ya! I can't believe it ether it's been a long search Sky,” said the fox.
Jessie: I guess we didn't need that story development.
Kyo: And I guess the author thinks we're too stupid to remember what
the characters looked like... especially since she described them all in
the last freaking chapter!
“Almost 4 years Gadchet” said Sky.
Miyu: Wow, four years can sure fly by like that, huh?
Jessie: That's what I always say during every election year... and I
hate election years.
“You ok back there Echo?” Gadchet said to a plum cooler Chao.
Cassy: A plum cooler? Sounds like a tasty alcoholic
beverage there.
Kyo: Look, we're not goldfish. We already know who the damn Chao is.
“Chao”said Echo. <Finely I found you after 3 long years I've fond you my brother. ...Sonic the hedgehog>
Kyo: Sonic: Fondly chopped finely and served with chili.
Miyu: *gags*
Cassy: And somebody can't remember if it's been three or four years
of searching for Sonic, huh?
Sky thought as they neared their destination. Then suddenly a big white light came.
Jessie: It was God. He was telling you to stop tormenting us with this thing.
“ Hold owns every one! P.A.C what's happing?”Gadchet said.
Miyu: The hold owns everyone?
Cassy: Hell, I misread "happing" for something a bit... explicit.
Miyu: Cassidy, come on.
“Dose not compute” a little robot said.
Kyo: We already know who the robot is, lady. We're not dumb.
<No! No! I was so. ...Close>that all Sky thought before getting sucked into the strange white light....
Jessie: *gets up* Hooray, she's dead! Fic's over, let's go!
Cassy: Um... we have about four chapters left...
Jessie: *sits back down* You can't be serious.
Necko: well there it is hope you guys like it.
All: We don't.
This is my first fan fic so be nice with the reviews k ^-^.
Kyo: No.
Oh remember reviews a day keeps a mad writer away^_^!!!
Miyu: *adjusts glasses* I don't think we have to worry about you being a mad writer, considering that crazy style that you have there...