MST 'EM: Sky Blue (Part Two)

Kyo, Jessie, Cassy: We're not.
Miyu: But I don't know how to hear... N, Underscore, N...

Kyo: Didn't you just ask that question fifteen times already or something?! You're in a tablet!

Sky begins to look around. Not noticing the dark figure in the tree just above her

Kyo, Miyu, Cassy: *flatly* Shadow.
Jessie: If this is broad daylight, then she is blind as sin.

Man! I guess I should find away out of here. Maybe Gads plain crash around here?

Jessie: And then she won't find it, because women are bad at looking for things or some nonsense like that. Yeah, we know.
Miyu: Um, if she's terrible at searching for a plane, I really won't know what to think about this...

Miyu: And then he slips and falls.
Kyo: And then he sues the forest and wins in a frivolous lawsuit.

Wile thinking this the dark figure slipped on a branch

Kyo, Miyu, Cassy: Lawsuit!
Jessie: *as Shadow* This flimsy branch did not support me in my time of need. This branch and this tree were supposed to be certified to support my full weight!

D.f: (Falling) <oh sh**

Kyo: Yes, this story is sh--
Miyu: Kyo!

Sky: (Turning) what the?

The dark figure fell in a thorn bush

Sky: (giggling) Hey r u ok?

Kyo: Yes, because bleeding to death from thorn bush cuts is freaking hilarious.
Cassy: *as Sky* TTYL!
Kyo: Do you want your live Viking funeral now or later, Goth Kitty?
Cassy: Later. I'd like some burgers first before I go out in a blaze of glory.
Kyo: I hate you sometimes.
Cassy: That's nice. I love you too, Kyo.

D.f: (In bush) I FELL IN A THORN BUSH YOU STUPID GIRL!

All: We know!

Sky: (Putting hands on hips) Well that's what u gets for spying on me.

Miyu: Wait, how the heck would she know that in the first place?!
Kyo: Because if a guy falls from a tree, he's automatically spying on her. It's Suedom Law, Miyu. It has spoken.

D.f: (Turing head) Hn. Don't fatter yourself

Jessie: *as Shadow* Besides, I ate all of the burgers from McDonald's, so you can't get fat, anyway.

Sky: whatever. I guess I should get you out.

Cassy: Well, I guess I should help you when you're hanging for your life on a cliff, then.
Kyo: No, you're better off leaving her there. One less brat to worry about.

Sky helps the Dark figure out of the bush and sees he's a hedgehog 2!

Miyu: Because being a hedgehog immediately solves everything. Aren't we discriminating on species or something here?

Sky: Well since you're out of the bush can I know the name of my stalker? Mines Sky the Hedgehog.

All: We don't care.
Cassy: And who the hell asks to know the name of their stalker? The hell's wrong with you?

D.f: (Crossing arms and Turing head) Hn.

Kyo: That's the worst attempt of crapping I've ever seen.
Cassy: Sick, dude.

Sky: (Angry) Fine I just call you stalker while u helps me out of this forest.

Jessie: Nothing's cuter than a bratty girl being a jerk to the locals.

D.f: (Angry) 1st of all I'm not a stalker 2nd of all who said I'll help u?

Kyo: *as Shadow* Because I sure as hell wouldn't! Acting like a prick to me... I would've let you rot.
Cassy: You mad, Fox Boy?
Kyo: Seething, Goth Kitty.

Sky: (Surprised) Hey! u can't leave me here. I don't even know where I am!!

All: Too damn bad!

D.f: (Smirking) Not my Problem

Cassy: See? He agrees with us... much to your frustration, and to our joy.

Sky: (Smirking back) Fine I'll just follow you until you show me out.

Miyu: So does that make you the stalker, then?
Jessie: Aren't double standards fun, Miyu?

D.f: (Turning) I doubt u can keep up.

Sky: (Smirking) Oh I'm full of surprises

Jessie: Actually, this was the surprise that I wanted to return to the store, but it was the 31st day, and...

D.f: (Looking back) Well see.

The Dark figure begins to run but Sky is right behind him. They both go faster and faster until there almost going the speed of sound!

Kyo: And then she's faster than him or some crap. Yep, heard it before.

D.f: (Turing wile running) <what! >

Miyu: *as Gordon Ramsay* What?!

Sky: (Right behind him) I'm not that easy to get rid of.

Jessie: Unfortunately.

The dark figure stops

Cassy: Oh, like the plot to this fic?

D.f: < I never meet anything in this jungle that can keep up with me>

Miyu: Apparently, Sonic does not exist. Take note, ladies and gentlemen.

Sky (Stop also And smirking at him) so now that you're done “Trying” to get away can I know your name now?

Kyo: *as Shadow* No. Bite me.

D.f: Is Shadow

Jessie: *in exaggerated French accent* Ees crap!
Kyo: No, Jess. Stop that.

Sky: (Putting a finger on her chin) Shadow huh. Well I guess that's Right, I mean just look at your fur...

Cassy: And I have black fur, and I'm named Cassidy. Way to make assumptions.
Kyo: At least you're not named Dusk. Or Twilight. Or Azure...
Jessie: Or something that's seemingly offensive like "Blackie"...
Cassy: *slightly annoyed* Okay, thank you!

Shadow: (Angry) What's wrong with my fur?

Miyu: *as Sky* Have you noticed that you're a bit... electrically charged lately? There's so much stuff on your fur...

Sky: (Waving hands innocently) No No!! I meant it goes with your Name. It goes with your fur color. Just like mine.

All: ...

Shadow: (crossing arms) Hn. Whatever.

Sky: (smiling) well since we are buds now. You can show me how to get out of here.

Cassy: Somebody's really desperate to make friends here.

Shadow: ......

Sky: You do know the way out don't you?

Kyo: *as Shadow* Yes, I do. And I would like it if you would stop following me, you annoying brat.

Shadow: (Turns) Hn.

Sky: (Sweet drops) Don't tell me you don't know...

Kyo: What part of "Leave me alone" did you not get, lady?
Miyu: He didn't actually say that, Kyo...
Kyo: We're talking about Shadow. I'm sure you'd like to leave him alone, too.

Shadow: Hn.

Sky: (Sighing) well I guess were partners then.... U needs my help and I need yours.

Jessie: And the pushiness continues!
Miyu: The plot thickens!
Kyo, Cassy: What plot?

Shadow: (looking back at her) I DON'T need no women's help.

Jessie: *as Sinbad* Women be different from men!
Miyu: When did Shadow enroll into the School of Misogyny?

Sky: Did any one ever tell you that your ego is way 2 big?

Kyo: You're one to talk.

Shadow. (Mad) Hn

Sky: (giggling) well I was on my friend's plane but I fell off. It probable fell around here.

Cassy: *as Sky* And she's probably dead, too! It's funny!

Shadow: I did see a plane crash before I found you. Over north.

Miyu: *pushes glasses up* Wow, I didn't know planes could fling people that far...

Sky: (yells) Well why didn't you tell me earlier!!!!!!

Kyo: *as Shadow* Because you didn't ask, and you were being a prissy tart.

Sky grabs shadows hand and they begin to run. Unknown to Sky Is that when she grabbed him he blushed a little.

All: *rolling their eyes*

Sky: (suddenly stops) Which way is north again?

Jessie: God forbid that she should've brought a compass, considering that she was on a freaking plane!

Shadow anime falls

Shadow: (mad) Stupid girl

Kyo: I feel your pain, Shadow.

Sky: (Puts a hand behind her head) hey who said I was perfect?

Jessie: Perfect, no. Annoying as hell, yes.

Shadow: whatever. Fallow me.

Sky: (saluting) Eye eye caption!

Miyu: I can't just eye captions like that! Come on!

Shadow growls and runs off

Sky: <he's cute when he's angry>

Cassy: Wait'll he turns into the Hulk. See if he's cute then.
Kyo: *as the Hulk* Hulk crush Mary Sue into fuzzy spike ball!

Sky follows

Kyo: ...him to the guillotine.

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Miyu: This is Miyuki Prower with a special news report! We're at the base of a rather snowy mountain where fourteen 8's are trapped in an avalanche! We'll bring you more details as the story progresses...

Necko: (still holding on) Kenny care to say my slogan^^

Jessie: Oh, the one that ensures that you've completely lost it?

Kenshin: (Blushing) Lots of reviews a day keeps mad writer away....

Kyo: Unless you bribe them...

Necko: (Evilly) SAY IT!!!!!

Cassy: I thought he did!

Kenshin: (Sweat drops) that it dose...

Kecko: (Happy) TO CUTE!!!!!!!!!!!!

Jessie: *sarcastically* Yay, threatening people is adorable! *normal voice* What the hell is wrong with you, woman?
Kyo: Can I go vomit now?
Miyu: Go ahead, because I'm more concerned on how she managed to misspell her own name.

Necko: Here I am again^_^ I so happy I got 16 visitors!!!

Kyo: I'd like to know the names of the sixteen people that you've either bribed, drugged, or threatened to read this.

So I will continue!!!!

Jessie: I'm not asking this to be a jerk, but... why?

Well today's guest star is...

Cassy: *crosses fingers* Please let it be Rugal or Akuma...

Sesshomaru bust thou the door.

All: *flatly* What.

Necko: You guess it. Sessshomaru!!

Miyu: Hey, I didn't guess!
Cassy: *shrugs* I didn't really care to guess, anyway.
Kyo: Why is she pulling people from different anime worlds into a frickin' Sonic fanfiction?!
Jessie: To prove that she can insult anime fans everywhere. That's why.

Sess: (Angry) Were is she U pathetic author?!!!

Cassy: No. No! Spell out the name, you lazy person!

Necko: U mean Rin? Why she is coloring over there (necko points to a activity table in the corner)

Kyo: Hooray, now she can be murdered for kidnapping!

Rin: (Happy) Hello Lord Shessshomaru. Rin was worried u wouldn't show.

Sess: (Mad dogging Necko) U will die for taking Rin.

Kyo, Jessie, Cassy: *chanting* Do it! Do it! Do it!
Miyu: Oh, my! You all are bloodthirsty.

Necko: (Scared) But how else would I get u here?

Jessie: At least bribe him or something.
Cassy: You really want to die, don't you, dude?

Sess: (Mad) That's no excuse nobody takes Rin and lives

Kyo: *rubs his hands together in glee* Yes, yes...

Rin runs in front of Necko

Rin: Rin dose not wont u to kill Necko rin wants her to be rins new mommy.

Sess: 0.0!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Miyu: I'm actually surprised that she didn't send for Sephiroth as well.

Rin: (To Necko) Rin did what U said could she have her Cookie Now?

Necko: (Covering rins mouth) Heh heh kids theses day. I don own anything except Sky and her friends...

Jessie: Don't forget those crazy fangirl hormones.

Sess: U WILL DIE

Cassy: *as "Sesshomaru"* LOL.

Sess chases Necko Around the room

Rin: On with the Story!!!!!

Kyo: I'd rather shave my fur off before I read any more of this.
Cassy: I'll get the clippers. I've always wanted to see a truly nude fox.
Kyo: Ah, bite me.

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Miyu: This is Miyuki Prower with a breaking news update! It looks like the fourteen 8's have been airlifted out of the snow and are headed to a nearby hospital for treatment! Now back to our story.

Where are we? Part 2

Cassy: Why, you're in front of me! Quit asking, damn it!

Setting: In the skies of mystic runes before sky meet shadow

Kyo: Translation: Above a stone tablet before Sky's hormones shot up to eleven.

Gadchet: (wile trying to control her plane) Ah man! I forgot to put the landing gear on again!! P.A.C THIS IS YOUR ENTIRE FAULT!!!!!

Jessie: *smacks her forehead*
Cassy: Really? Really, dude?!
Kyo: Called it.

P.A.C: (Surprised) What! Not my fault!!! Not my fault!!

Gad: Yes it is.

All: No, it isn't, you moron!

You are my assistant and assistant remind their creator TO PUT THE FREEKN LANDING GEAR ON THE PLANE!!!!!!

Cassy: Or you could reach into that crappy memory of yours and do it yourself!
Miyu: Well, at least I'm glad she isn't working as a mechanic at any major airline. Imagine the casualties.
Kyo: On that note, I heard that Southwest has just hired her.

P.A.C: (scared) NOT MY FAULT! NOT MY FAULT!

Kyo: Well, apparently it is. Thanks for killing everyone despite not having any arms or something.

Echo: (Sweet drops) Chao Chao...

Jessie: I do not want to know what "sweet drops" taste like.

Wile Gadchet is still blaming P.A.C for her forgetting to put the landing gear on the plane

Miyu: *sighs* And this girl is supposed to be a rocket scientist? The neighborhood squirrels could do a better job at fixing up a plane than she can.

Echo sees what looks like a good place to land.

Cassy: I sure hope it's a place where Shao Kahn can make them feel welcome.

Echo: (to gadchet) Chao! Chao!

Gad: what is it Echo? What's wrong?

Jessie: *as Kusanagi* Your existence on this earth! That's what's wrong!

A Gadchet look around to see what Echo is pointing at.

Miyu: *adjusts glasses* If she's not pointing at the words known as "The End", I'm not interested.

Gad: (happy) Look! A Runway! Echo you're a genius!!!

Kyo: Says the dumbass.

Echo: (Blushing) Chao.

Gad: Hold on every one. Prepare for impact.

All: *chanting* Plummet! Plummet! Plummet!

Wile Gadchet is piloting her Jet onto Tails Runway.

Jessie: And hopefully gets nuked in the process...

Tails and Chris are working on the X Tornado.

Tails: Good job Chris! We should be done in no time.

Chris: (Wile wiping away some sweet) Thanks! That's good because Ella's making her strawberry shortcake today.

Just then they herd a crash

Kyo: They herd Mudkips.
Cassy: You suck, Kyo.
Kyo: Bite me, Cassy.

Chris: (surprised) What was that?!!!

Tails: I don't know? Lets go see.

They both run out to find a Crashed plane, a very pissed of girl fox, a scare little robot, and a sweetdroping plum colored chao fixing her bow.

All: Damn.

Chris: (Sweetdroping) You don't see that everyday.

Jessie: Well, it's not every day that we see technicolor vomit, sweetie.

Tails: I think she needs help.

Miyu: Cousin Tails is correct! She needs mental help!

Chris and Tails slowly walk up to the very mad fox. Gadchet, not noticing the new visitors was viewing the damage to her plane.

Cassy: Great, now she has to steal the Master Emerald for money!

Gad: (Looking at the Damages) O.M.G JUST LOOK AT THIS RECKS!!! IT'S GOING TO TAKE WEEKS TO REPARE THE DAMEGES TO MY POOR PLANE. MABE EVEN LONGER SINCE I DON'T HAVE ALL MY TOOLS!!!! P.A.C THIS IS ALL YOUR FALT!!!!

Kyo: *annoyed* Jesus Christ, would you shut the hell up?!

P.A.C: Not me! Not me!

Echo: (Shaking head) Chao.Chao Chao.

Miyu: Must you all dogpile on that poor robot? You have no souls.

Tails (finally getting courage) decided to speak

Tails: Umm... Excuse me?

Jessie: *as Tails* Would you mind getting off of my runway before I call the cops to arrest you for trespassing?

Gadchet quickly turns round to see a boy fox and a human boy.

Gad: (brushing her self off) Oh! Is this your runway? Sorry. My name is Gadchet McCloud and I crashed here with my friends.

Kyo: Amazing that you're not dead and all, but hey.

Tails: (smiling) That's all right. I'm Miles Prower. But u can call me Tails. And this is Chris Thorndike.

Chris: (Smiling and waving) Hello ^_^

Gad: (Smiling) Hello! This is my chao Echo

Echo: (Smiling) Chao.

Gad: And this is my robot/asstent/back pack P.A.C

Cassy: Don't forget to add "abuse toy".

P.A.C: Greetings

Gad: and this is my Best friend Sky....

Chris: O.o?

Jessie: You're not in an instant messenger, you're writing a goddamned fanfiction! Would you stop abusing those text emotes?!

Tails: Sky?

Gad turns around to see that Sky has fallen off the plane

All: Oh, well!

Gad: (Panicking) Oh noooooo! She fell off! What am I going to do?!!!

Miyu: *adjusts glasses* How about fixing the plane and finding her, "rocket scientist"?

We don't even know were we are?! P.A.C this is all your fault!!!!

Miyu, Jessie, Cassy: Shut up!
Kyo: Hey, Cassy... it looks like I don't have to torch you for quite a while.
Cassy: Cool beans, dude.

Gadchets points at P.A.C and he Runs away wile she chases him

Jessie: If that thing kills her in self defense, I will stand up and cheer.

Echo: (Sweat dropping) Chaoooo Chao.

Kyo: Hallelujah, she finally spelled "sweat dropping" correctly!

Tails: (Sweat Drops) Well we can help u find Her. And I can help u fix your plane.

Miyu: You can't spell out "you", but you can spell out "your"? Huh?

Chris: YA! You can stay at my house until then.

Cassy: Let's hope that they'll get a job within the next month. And after that, Tails and Chris won't have to deal with their pot smoking ever again.

Gad: (Having P.A.C In a headlock) Really?

Miyu: *adjusts glasses* Listen, you annoying, screeching twit. Abusing your poor companion is not funny! You're not funny! Stop that horrendous nonsense!
Jessie, Cassy: Oh, boy.
Kyo: *moves away from Miyu slightly* This is why I don't anger Miyu, ladies.

Chris: Yes! I have plenty of room and you really have nowhere else to go.

Kyo: Oh, I can tell you where Gad can go. Up my--
Miyu, Jessie, Cassy: Hey!

Tails: So will you come with us?

Gad: (Happy) YESSS!

Jessie: Thisss isss preposterousss.

Tails: (Happy) Well come on. We can take my plane...since yours is kinda reacked

They all turn around to look at the plane and a wing comes off.

Cassy: Care to retract that "kinda" part?

Gad: (Sweat dropping) I guess your right. Wait. You have a plane too?

Kyo: *as Tails* No, this runway was just for show. What the hell do you think?!

Chris: (Happy) Ya! It's real cool and real fast!!!

Tails: (Shyly) Well it gets us form A to B faster then walking.

Jessie: *as Tails* And it has landing gear that I remembered to install!

Gad: (all ready running ahead) Well Hurry up. I wont to see your plane.

Chris, Tails, And Echo all sweat drop but follow

Tails: (opening up the garage doors) Introducing The X Toronto.

Miyu: And the Y Ontario, which is located in the Z Canada!

Tails garage doors open reviling his blue white jet plane

Chris: (Turning to Gadchet) Well?

Gad: (Blushing)*think Yomiko*

All: Who?!

wow.... < nice but it cant be better then my plane>

Kyo: No, it's not better than your wrecked piece of crap over there.
Jessie: Without landing gear, no less...

Gadchet runs and hops around the plane anime style while everyone sweat drops

Cassy: Y'know, these stupid anime clichés are annoying the crap outta me.

Tails: (Sweat drops) I think we should be going now.

Miyu: So he sweat dropped twice?

Gadchet stops and notices something about tails

Kyo: Let me guess, his butt appendages?
Cassy: No, he's a vampire!
Kyo: Uh-huh. So let me guess, his butt appendages?

Gad: (Cocking her head to the side) Hey Tails. How come you have 2 tails?

Jessie: They drew him that way. Any other questions?
Miyu: And for those of you who are just tuning in... Gad's a rocket scientist. A rocket scientist, people!

Tails: (Blushing) Well I was born with them

Gadchet thinks for a moment then runs to his tails and begins to rub them.

All: Uh...

Gad: (Rubbing) WOW! I always wonted 2 tails. Sadly I only have 1. I bet u can fly with these. And they're so soft too. I'm so jealous.

Miyu: Um, why are you doing that? Ever heard of private space?

Tails: (Blushing a deep shade of red) umm....

Chris: (Sweat dropping) Ahhh.... Shouldn't we be going now?

Gad: (Stops) Oh! Sorry about that Tails. It's that I've always wonted 2 tails and when I saw yours I couldn't stop myself.

Cassy: You can always hack one of 'em off and sew it to your ass.
Miyu: Cassidy...

Tails: (Still blushing) That's.... ok...

Chris: (Smiling) Lets go. Ella's strawberry shortcake is waiting.

Echo: (Happy) Chaoo! Chao! (Then she goes and waits in the plane)

Gad: (Sweat drops) Sorry. She really likes anything that has to do with strawberries.

Tails: That's all right let's go.

Gad: <don't worry Sky Find u and then your brother>

Jessie: I'm surprised that she was concerned for her friend after groping that poor fox.

With that thought Gadchet got in to plane and went to Chris's house.

Kyo: I seriously hope that they pick her up and throw her out of their plane in midair.

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Jessie: If those 8's fall into the pile of snow there, I will laugh.

Necko is still running around wile sesshomaru is trying to kill her

Sess: GET BACK HERE AND DIE WITH HONER!!!!!!!!!

Necko: I'M 2 YOUNG TO DIE WITH HONER!!!!

Miyu: But dying with honor is another story entirely.
Cassy: What honor?

Rin: (Eating her cookie) MMMM. Ms.Necko says lots of reviews a day keep a mad writer away. Rin just loves cookies. ^_^

Necko: HELP MEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!

All: No.

Sess: GET BACK HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Kyo: *as Shao Kahn* Finish her!

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