Mystery Science Theater En Masse

Neo Esaka, Episode 1: Always You (Part One)

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Warning: This riffing contains:
-A sex scene (Part One)
-Minor/underage sex (Jade is 13-14)
-A rape and mutilation scene (Part Two)

Proceed with caution.

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Shadow POV

Shadow growled as she ran her hand over his hard penis,"Oh fuck."

Kyo: *confused* Uh...
Benimaru: Is this really the beginning of this thing?
Emi: Yes. Yes, it is.
Keiko: If this is the beginning, I'd hate to see the rest of it.

The black and purple hedgehog underneath him smiled,"Oh god Shadow. You're so rough and hard."

He gasped as she started to suck on the tip of his dick and closed his eyes,"Oh yeah. I'm hard for you baby."

Kyo: Does anybody have an eyedropper?
Emi: I do. Why?
Kyo: Fill the thing with some acid and force it into my eyes, would you?
Keiko: I'll do it.
Kyo: I didn't ask you, Tsukino gaki.

He reached down and smacked her boobs. She gasped and looked up at him, the lust so evident in her eyes that he felt like taking her right then and there,"Oh god Shadow."

Benimaru: Oh, god, why?

She rolled onto her back exposing her whole naked baby,

Kyo: Her naked... baby? Oh, god... we're gonna be here a while.

including her wet core,"Take me now baby."

Keiko: And while you're at it, take my money, my sanity, and... hell, just take everything.

Shadow blinked a few times and clenched his fist as he watched her there, so full of lust and love.

Benimaru: One or the other, please. It's either a bad rap song or a bad R&B song.
Emi: Or a bad pop song.

He growled and draped himself over her,"I'll take you when I want."

Emi: Oh, just do it now and get it over with. I'm pretty sure my little... scenes... with Master Kyo weren't this bad.
Kyo: Emi, please don't bring that up right now.
Emi: Okay, what about those scenes that have you and Yagami-san together?
Kyo: *cringes* Jeez, forget that you even know about that.
Emi: That's impossible, Master Kyo. All I have to do is find some fanart... and--
Kyo: Thank you, Emi!

He took his gloves off before running his hand over her hot core.

Benimaru: As a matter of fact, the "core" was well over a hundred degrees.

He heard her gasp and moan in pleasure,"Please Shadow. Fuck me up, please."

Kyo: Wait, you want him to beat the crap out of you?
Keiko: Someone's a little kinky today.

Shadow growled as he held onto her waist and looked down at her,"If you insist."

He grabbed her butt and started to thrust into her quickly. He growled as he heard her say his name. "Shadow!"

Shadow sat up quickly in his bed as he heard Jade knocking on his door,"Hurry up Shadow! You're gonna be late for work!"

Emi: Ow, I think we just got a time whiplash. My neck hurts.
Kyo: Work? What, does he dress in a suit and do a nine to five in an office cubicle?

He groaned as he felt his pants tighten at her voice. "I'm up." His voice was different, gruffer then usual and he said it more like a growl.

Benimaru: Because we didn't get the hint that he growled earlier.

He got up and pulled his boxers down. He looked at his hardened dick and sighed,"God she makes me horny."

Kyo: Is that how hedgehog penises work? They remain hard after all of this?
Benimaru: Kyo, you're thinking about hedgehog penises.
Kyo: Well, what the hell else can I think about... besides hard liquor?
Keiko: Sounds like a good idea.
Kyo: Indeed. In fact, you can drink the liquid and knock me out with the bottle.

He got up and went into the bathroom before turning the shower on. He stepped inside and leaned against the wall as he started to pump his dick.

Emi: Is it possible to say this thing that I have on my mind without cringing?
Benimaru: Emi, you can't say anything without cringing here.
Emi: Oh. Um... why is he pumping it? It's not a sausage...
Benimaru: See?
Emi: *shudders* Ugh.

He moaned loudly and growled as he thought of thrusting into Jade, into her wet core. He moaned louder and closed his yes as he started to pump his dick faster,"Oh god yeah!"

Keiko: Oh, god... shoot me.

He grunted as he cummed and his hips jerked forward. He growled and panted as he leaned back against the wall of the shower,"So hot..."

Benimaru: Y'know, if Clara Peller was still with us, she'd ask for the beef and the plot... but mostly the plot. There's too much beef here.

Jade POV

Jade heard something and could've sworn it was a moan but it was hard to tell with the fact that she was moaning on the couch. she was moaning because Scourge was with her and sucking her clit. Her back arched as she moaned loudly and closed her eyes,"Oh god!"

Kyo: Actually, I think I'm moaning in pain because my brain's breaking into tiny atoms.

He thrusted his tongue inside her core and smacked her butt. He sat up and licked his lips,"You're so wet for me."

Emi: Um, why am I imagining people licking apple cores instead of the oral sex that's supposed to be presented to us?
Kyo: If I were you, I'd keep thinking about the apple cores.

He grinned as he started to kiss the inside of her thigh.

Keiko: Ow, ow, ow! You're kissing the muscles and everything!
Benimaru: Taking that line a little too literally, are you?
Keiko: Not really. Just look at how that sentence's written!
Benimaru: *reads the line again* Okay, I see your point now.

He sat up and unzipped his pants, letting his hardened dick fall out.

Benimaru: *laughing* Now they're zombies?
Kyo: Beni... I'm surprised that you're finding this hilarious.
Benimaru: Hey, it's a fic. Take what you can get.
Kyo: I'd rather take a shot of LSD.

He grinned as he started to smack it. She looked at it and gasped every time he smacked it.

Keiko: *rolls her eyes* Are you going to let us know when he smacks it?

She moaned loudly as he caressed her boobs and turned over so that her butt was in the air,"Please Scourge. It's so big and hard."

He got over her and started to hump her quickly,"Oh yeah! Tell me you're my bitch!"

She bit her lip and looked back at him,"I'm you're bitch baby!"

Emi: Well, she did repeat it... incorrect usage and all.

He bit her shoulder before thrusting into her ass hole.

Kyo: Did anyone else tighten their butt cheeks after that?
Keiko: I have no clue why you're doing that... unless you're referring to Ya--
Kyo: Shut up.

She closed her eyes and moaned loudly. Scourge thrusted into her faster and then puled out,"That's enough for now. I'll be back later for the rest."

Benimaru: What the?! This isn't a free porn sample! The least you could do is to finish the job!
Emi: Why are you cheering for this, Nikaido-san?
Benimaru: I don't know!

She heard him zip up his pants and walk out of the house. She was panting as she rolled onto her back and started to thrust her finger inside of herself. She moaned loudly and her back arched. She gasped in pleasure and closed her eyes. She isn't thinking about Scourge though. She was moaning Shadow's name,"Ah! Ah! Shadow!"

Kyo: *deadpan* Hooray, furry masturbation... my life is complete.

She gasped as she felt her muscles tighten around her finger. She shouted as she reached her organism.

Kyo: Pfft! *laughs*
Benimaru: Her... *snickers* organism?
Keiko: We're doing it amoeba style.
Emi: She's going to reproduce asexually?
Kyo: Huh?
Emi: Reproduce by themselves, Master Kyo. You'd know that if you didn't drop out of high school.
Kyo: Does everybody have to bring that up?
Benimaru, Emi, Keiko: Yes.
Kyo: *scoffs*

She opened her eyes to see red ones looking at her. She gasped and tried to move but Shadow grabbed her by her waist and held her down. She gasped and tried to scream but he clamped his hand over her mouth. He smiled as he looked her over,"You're naked, wet and fingering yourself to my name. I think you need to let go of your strain."

Kyo: I thought she already let go when she reached her... "organism".

Shadow POV

Shadow licked his lips as he got on his knees by the couch. He still held her mouth and her waist.

Benimaru: I think he turned into a bad tentacle monster.

He glanced at her and saw her eyes widen as he started to suck her nipple. He heard her muffled moan and smiled as he flicked his tongue out.

Emi: And now he's a snake.
Keiko: Please let it be a literal snake and not... that other thing.

He was panting as he started to suck her nipple even more.

Kyo: Damn, he's out of shape, isn't he? I know I have a lot more stamina than that.
Emi: Would you like to prove that with me, Master Kyo?
Kyo: No, I do not.

His hand slipped off her mouth but he knew it wouldn't change anything.

Benimaru: Like a better sex scene being written.

She moaned loudly and her back arched. Shadow smiled as he got up on the couch. He picked her up and planted her on his lap,

Keiko: ...and then she turned into a sunflower.

"Now. You aren't gonna shout are you? If you do then I won't be able to show you what I can do."

Jade shivered a bit and shook her head,"I won't Shadow. I promise."

Emi: Does it matter? Somebody's going to shout during sex... well, most of the time.

He grinned as he licked his lips and laid her back down. He hovered over her and kissed her softly on her lips. He started to rub her stomach and ran his tongue over her bottom lip. He felt her mouth open and slid his tongue inside. He groaned as he started to feel his pants tighten. He looked at her and smirked,"Won't your boyfriend get mad about this."

Kyo: Guh... she has a boyfriend?
Benimaru: The horniness isn't the problem. The infidelity is, though.

She frowned,"I don't care if he does. He doesn't own me." She smiled as she looked at the large bulge in his pants,"But you do Shadow."

Keiko: Is this "Jerry Springer: Furry Edition"?
Emi: But don't you know the "law" of cheating, little sister?
Keiko: What's that?
Emi: If he cheats, it's his fault. If she cheats... it's his fault.
Kyo: Yeah, but being a dumbass isn't going to be my fault, so I'm scot free from that.
Keiko: Yeah, amazingly.
Kyo: You know, you still haven't gone through that seppuku, Tsukino gaki...
Emi: Okay, okay, that's enough.

He growled and nibbled her neck roughly,"Damn right."

He started to caress her boobs and squeezed one,"Your tits are big."

Jade moaned underneath him and her back arched,"More Shadow, please."

Benimaru: No more, author. Please.

He grinned as he leaned down and started to suck her nipples even more. He moaned as he felt her hands touch the white fur in his chest. He leaned back on the couch and looked at her,"Now come and please me."

Keiko: You know what'll please me? This scene ending abruptly.

She got up and moved towards him. He saw the lust in her eyes and he knew the same look was in his. He watched her as she played with his chest hair for a little bit. Her hands went down lower until the came to his pants. He felt her touch the bulge and growled loudly. She unzipped his pants and his pulsing cock popped out. Jade gasped as she looked at it and then at him,"It-It's so big and huge."

Kyo: Wha... what is this, "Dick in a Box"? When did it get a spring?
Benimaru: Uh, Kyo... are you absolutely sure that you're not--
Kyo: Yes, I'm sure. Stop asking.

She got up and licked her lips as she looked at his cock. He got up and pulled his pants down the rest of the way. He moved over to her and pushed her up against the wall,"Big enough to please you with me dear."

Emi: I can't seem to make a Red Riding Hood joke without gagging at the moment.

He grinned as he took his penis in his hand and rubbed it on her wet core. He heard her gasp and smiled,"I bet you used to dream about this, fantasize about this."

Keiko: I dreamed about lopping my own head off with my katana once.
Kyo: Will that apply in real life today?
Keiko: Sure... after I deal with you.

She nodded and closed her eyes as he rubbed his dick over her wetness.

Emi: So... there's two of them?
Benimaru: Don't think about it too much.

Her hips moved slightly and he felt the tip of his cock move into her. She gasped and moved her hips again, trying to get more of it inside. Shadow shook his head and pulled back from her slightly. He bent down and breathed in the scent that came from her core.

Kyo: Which smelled like something rotting, I'm sure.
Benimaru: *elbows Kyo* Stop it.

He growled as he took in the scent again and closed his eyes. The scent only made him hornier.

Keiko: And this scene is driving me to boredom.

He growled again and ran his tongue over her secret sex.

Benimaru: *snickers* I didn't know we were doing a treasure hunt today.

She gasped and slid down the wall. He held her up and start to lap at the juices that was seeing from her. He lapped at her core and moaned softly.

Emi: *sighs* Yes, we got it... he's licking her apple core. Get a thesaurus or something next time!

He ran a tooth over it and felt her shiver,"Sh-Shadow. You're such a tease."

He grinned as he thrusted his tongue inside and felt her walls around it. She was shaking as he kept doing that and moaned loudly,"Shadow! Oh god please!"

Kyo: *sighs while playing with a Rubik's Cube*
Emi: Master Kyo?
Kyo: Yeah? I mean, I figured that if I ever solved this thing, the sex scene would still continue.
Emi: But, you know, it's really scrambled...
Kyo: *hands the Rubik's Cube to Emi* Then you solve it. You're the smart one.
Emi: *confused* Okay...

He stopped what he was doing and watched as some liquid dripped from her core.

Benimaru: Worst lava lamp ever.

He growled and started to suck her clit. She moaned loudly and started to move her hips. He growled and she shouted loudly,"More Shadow!"

Keiko: Jesus Christ, how long is this going to go on? All she ever wants is more!
Kyo: You know, I've heard of "nice and slow", but this is a little ridiculous.

He pushed her down to the floor and hovered over her.

Emi: That's all he ever does. He hovers around like a spaceship while dealing with cores.

His dick was so hard that it hurt and he wanted to relieve himself.

All: Then do it, will you?!

He grabbed her by her hips and thrusted into her tight core. She shouted and squirmed underneath him,"More Shadow! More!"

Benimaru: *taps his wristwatch* Oh. At least we're not stuck in time... because this fic's certainly giving me that feeling.

Shadow grunted as he started to thrust into her as fast as he could. He could already feel her walls tighten around his cock. She gasped and panted underneath. Her back arched and her hips moved with his thrust,"Cum into me Shadow!"

Kyo: Yes, please do. Maybe this thing will finally end. Jeez, it's like I'm watching a bad telethon here.

He grunted as he thrusted in a few more times before he cummed into her. He felt her tighten around his dick and saw some liquid seep out of her vagina.

Emi: Holy crap, she used a word that wasn't "core"!
Benimaru: Shocking, isn't it?

Shadow was panting as he looked down at her and smiled,"That was- so good."

Keiko: Wait, it's over? Thank goodness.
Kyo: If I had to deal with something like this, I'd be asleep by now.

She nodded and sat up. He smiled and pulled her into his arms. He heard the door close and heard somebody shout,"What the fuck?"

Benimaru: Somebody must've read this and wondered why the sex scene was so long.
Emi: Or maybe it was Scourge.
Benimaru: I'm still sticking with my answer... and yes, you're right about that.

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