Mystery Science Theater En Masse

Neo Esaka, Episode 1: Always You (Part Two)

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Warning: This part contains a rape and mutilation scene. Yes, it's still with the 13-14 year old Jade. Proceed with caution.

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Chapter 2

Shadow looked up at scourge as he stood in the doorway. Scourge looked like he wanted to kill Shadow.

Keiko: Good. I wanted to kill him for the absolute boredom that he caused us earlier.

Jade moved out of Shadow's arms as Scourge looked at her,"You're cheating on me with this guy."

Shadow got up and got his pants on quickly,"Hell yeah. Because you obviously aren't good enough for her."

All: *chanting* Jerry! Jerry! Jerry!

Jade kept heard head down and got her clothes off the floor. She go her skirt and put it on quickly as Scourge glared at her,"So..."

She looked down at the ground and then at him,"I love Shadow."

Benimaru: Hey, did you hear that, guys? She said that she loves him.
Kyo: Yeah, she's better off admitting that she likes to bone two different guys. Nothing wrong with that.
Emi: Only things that are wrong are the bland sex scenes.

He glared at Shadow as his green fur turned purple,"Then you can both die together."

Emi: Oh, great. We have the murderous ex-boyfriend. I don't think we needed that...

He teleported so that he was by Shadow and punched him in his face.

Kyo: Are you too friggin' lazy to walk up to him? You just needed to teleport and crap?

Shadow grunted as he fell onto the floor. Jade shouted and Scourge went by her,"I'm not gonna have my heart broken by another bitch."

Emi: So... stop dating? Just asking.

Jade turned around with a black and purple hammer in her hand.

Keiko: *sarcastically* Because that weapon's certainly new in the Sonic universe.

She swung it at him and it hit him right in his face. He grabbed it out of her hands, not affected by the hit at all. He pulled her to him and looked at her,"If I can't have you then nobody will."

Benimaru: Unhinged guy already revealed to be an unhinged bastard boyfriend?
Keiko: Check and mate, Nikaido.

Shadow looked up and saw a flash of green light before they both disappeared. He got up quickly and took a chaos emerald out of his pocket before shouting,"Chaos Control!"

He disappeared.

Kyo: Uh... I'm pretty sure that Shadow could've been fast enough to stop Scourge from teleporting.
Benimaru: Can't have a plot without losing IQ points first.
Kyo: Uh... there was a plot?
Benimaru: Exactly.

Shadow reappeared near Tails' workshop. He went inside quickly and saw Tails and Sonic talking by the Tornado. He went over to them quickly as he pocketed the Chaos Emerald he had,"I need help."

Keiko: Uh... huh. Shadow, one of the Sonic universe's most powerful characters, your basic one man army... is begging for help?
Emi: Maybe we should go back to the last chapter. At least that had some sort of sense.

Jade POV

Jade gasped as Scourge tossed her onto a bed. He glared at her as he walked towards her,"You cheated on me with Shadow."

Kyo: What was your first clue, Einstein?

He scoffed and pushed her down as she tried to get up quickly,"You aren't going anywhere."

He started to kiss her neck and she felt his hands roam over her body,"So, you want a guy to cum inside of you?"

Benimaru: No, I think we got plenty of that stuff during the last chapter. Thanks, anyway.

He growled and pushed her back even more,"You'll like it when I do that then."

Emi: I-is he going to...
Kyo: *raises an eyebrow* Yes, Emi... I think he's going to do that.

He tore her shirt and then her skirt. He licked his lips and pressed his lips roughly on hers. He slid his hands around her and undid her bra clasp. He took her bra off and took his lips off hers. She gasped as she looked up at him tears streaming down her face,"Please, Scourge. Don't do this."

Keiko: Yes, please don't do this. We've already dealt with a bad sex scene. We definitely do not need to add rape to it.

He only smirked and squeezed her boobs,"Your fuckin tits are huge babe."

Kyo: *sighs* We know, her breasts are huge. Jeez, do small breasted women exist?
Keiko: *looks at Kyo*
Kyo: Oh, besides you, Tsukino. You're a very pretty small-breasted woman.
Keiko: Bite me, Kusanagi.
Emi: You know, this is giving me an odd feeling about the future for some reason... I can't put my finger on it yet.
Benimaru: Eh... don't think about that too much.

He squeezed them a few more times and listened as she made a few muffled moans. Jade squirmed and tried to move but he sat down on her legs,"You ain't going anywhere. The parties about to start."

He took the last piece of clothing off of her and grinned,"Don't worry. This will make you moan and whimper."

Benimaru: *uncomfortable* I think we'll be fine if he just talks her to death instead. It would be much less painful.

Shadow POV

Shadow clenched his fist as he looked at Sonic,"For the last fuckin' time, Jade and I were having sex nd then Scourge came and kidnapped her."

Keiko: *as Shadow* Just another day in doing more horny fangirls, I guess. Fanfiction's fun, I guess.

Sonic nodded his head slowly and Tails still looked confused. Then they opened their mouths and both said,"What's sex?"

Kyo: Oh, it's easy. You just insert Tab A into Slot B and thrust until a clear or white liquid comes out. Here's a hint: it ain't water or milk.

Shadow growled angrily and looked at them,"Don't listen to that part. Let's just-"

Oooooh Sonic!" Amy ran into the room and took Sonic into one of her deadly hugs. Sonic's eyes got wide and he tried to get away from her but just couldn't. He sighed and looked at her,"Hey Amy. I need to ask you something about what Shadow said. He said that he and Jade ha sex. What's sex?"

Kyo: And nobody wants to listen to Professor Kusanagi?
Emi: I thought you had to graduate college to become one. But then again--
Kyo: Shut up, Emi.

She giggled and whispered in his ear quietly. Shadow saw his eyes get wide and he looked down at her skirt and then at his pants. His eyes went blank and then they got wide as he tried to get away from her again.

Benimaru: Are you going to let us know when his eyes become wide again?
Emi: And I thought that the males in that section didn't need to wear pants.

She sighed and her grip on him tightened. Shadow shook his head and went over to them. He got Amy off of Sonic and looked at him,"I need to help Jade get away from Scourge."

Keiko: Whatever happened to trying to grab and poof away with her earlier?
Kyo: He was a bit slow in that department. Also... you didn't know, Tsukino? Consistently horny people in bad fanfics think with their groins... the brain's just there for decoration.

Sonic nodded and got out of his grip before turning to Tails,"Is the plane ready yet?"

Keiko: Why the hell do you need the plane? It's just added luggage to you!

Tails nodded as he closed the compartment and got into the drivers seat. He started up the plane and the doors to the workshop opened wide enough for the plane. Shadow got on one of the wings and Sonic got on another. Amy got in behind Tails and giggled as she looked at Sonic. Tails started up the plane and took off into the air. Shadow sighed as he breathed in deeply and said,"Chaos Control."

The plane disappeared and reappeared in Moebius. Tails flew around before going near the Acorn Castle. He landed the plane and Shadow jumped off of the wing before running towards the castle.

Benimaru: So... this "Moebius" is supposed to be a planet?
Kyo: I think so, yeah.
Benimaru: Can he even teleport from one planet to another?
Kyo: Beni, it's just a fanfic. You should really just relax... hmm. Now where did I hear that line before?

Scourge POV

Scourge smirked as he looked down at Jade. She was shaking heavily and there were tears going down her cheeks. He growled and smacked her. Hard. "How dare you let that bastard fuck you? How dare you let him cum inside of you?"

All: Because she was horny!
Emi: Man, are you dense? Oh, wait... wrong question.

Jade bit her lip and whimpered softly. He scowled as he looked down at her and took a razor out of the drawer by the bed. He smirked as he ran it across her stomach, letting it cut it her skin.

Kyo: Okay, now we're reaching horrendous levels of... oh, god.
Benimaru: I know it's horrible, but please let them be tiny cuts. That won't make anything better, but that's all I'm asking for.

He smiled as she gasped and tried to move out of his grip but it only made the blade go into her deeper. He ran the blade up her stomach digging it into her skin deeper the further up e went.

Benimaru: *currently speechless*
Kyo: *horrified* Oh, for the love of fu -- oh, my god!
Emi: I think I want to vomit...
Keiko: I don't even cut Kusanagi this terribly during sparring. What the hell?

He licked his lips and shook his head,"It's to bad that such beauty had to be wasted on you. It could've been given to somebody who would've used it better."

Kyo: So... did he just compare her to a Kardashian before or after the plastic surgeries?
Keiko: I don't think that matters.

He heard her scream as the blade went across her boobs and he closed his eyes. He sighed and ran the blade up to her neck,"Oh well. things need to die sometime."

Kyo: You... you sick little fuck!
Benimaru: I think my eyes just fell out of my sockets.
Emi: *with her head between her legs* Is it over yet?
Keiko: I think so. You can stop playing ostrich, big sister.

All he heard was the door slam open before he was shoved onto the floor. He got up and looked at Shadow angrily. Shadow growled and Scourge saw a black mist started to form around him as his eyes got dark.

Benimaru: Well. I guess they don't have time for a conversation at the moment... and why the hell am I riffing this part?
Kyo: Beats me.

Shadow leaped at Scourge and wrestled back to the ground.

Kyo: See, this is what should've happened from the beginning.

Scourge looked around the room until he saw the razor on the floor a few feet away. He kicked Shadow off of him and reached his hand out to get the razor. He pulled it back though as he heard the whoosh of air and saw Amy's hammer where his hand had been. He looked up to see that Sonic and Amy where at the doorway. He narrowed his eyes and looked at Jade,"They can't protect you forever."

Emi: Well, sure they can. If Sonic can survive space, then this can be a cakewalk.

He opened a ring portal as Shadow leaped at him and went through it before Shadow could get him.

Keiko: I'd ask you to follow him, but... you know...

Chapter 3

Shadow growled and the black mist around him went away. He looked at the bed to see that Amy was by Jade and trying to comfort her. He took a step over to her but stopped as she started to cry. He looked down at the floor and listened to her. He should've been there sooner.

All: No duh!

He clenched his fist and shook his head before going over to her. He sat down by her and took her in his arms,"Shush, shush. You're okay now."

Keiko: Her intestines are probably falling out... and you're telling her that she's "okay"? Are you insane?

He looked at Amy and motioned for her to leave the room. She nodded and took Sonic's hand before walking out of the room. Shadow kissed Jade's forehead and sighed as he closed his eyes,"I'm sorry Jade. I should've been here before."

Kyo: Besides, if you managed to teleport three other people and a damn plane at once, you had a chance to save her!

She shook her head and looked up at him. She took his face in her hands and kissed him. He put his hand on the small of her back as he returned the kiss, eagerly. Shade pulled back and looked at him,"It's not your fault. I shouldn't of dated him."

Benimaru: Why is the stereotypical "bad boy" trope so overused?
Keiko: Look at "Twilight". That's why it was so popular, unfortunately.
Emi: And who's Shade?
Kyo: Her stunt double.

He sighed and pulled her into a hug. It took a few minutes but soon she was calmed and asleep in his arms.

Emi: And probably dead from blood loss. Great job, Dr. Murray.

He put her clothes on and carried her out of the room.

Kyo: Next on "Doctor Dumbass"...

Sonic and Amy walked after him, still holding hands, as they walked out of the castle. He looked at them and then at Jade,"I need to go and see the doctor. I'll see you guys later."

Benimaru: So... all this happened in a castle? The royals must've been having a hell of a time playing croquet or whatever it is they do.

He ran away from them and to Dr. Kintober's hospital. He went inside quickly and went to the robot at the front,"Where's Dr. Kintobor?"

The Doc walked from out of a room and looked at Shadow. He saw Jade,"Buns, please come here and help me with this one."

Anti-Bunny came down the hallway in her Omega suit and picked up Jade. Shadow walked after them as they went down the hallway,"I'm not here to hurt anybody. I don't know if she's hurt or not. But she does need a abortion."

Kyo, Benimaru, Emi: Wait, what?!
Keiko: That's got to be the fastest insemination I've ever seen.

Dr. Kintobor sighed and looked back at him,"Why?"

Kyo: For shits and giggles. What the hell do you think?!

Shadow narrowed his eyes ad clenched his fist. He wanted to punch something but he was able to control himself,"I think Scourge raped her. I don't really know but I think he did."

Benimaru: And you're correct! You win nothing because you could've prevented the whole damn thing!

Dr. Kintobor nodded and went into a room behind Buns.

A few hours later Dr. Kintobor came out of the room and over to where Shadow was sitting. He smiled at him and motioned to the room. Shadow got up and went into the room. Jade was laying on a bed, asleep. He smiled and sat down in a chair that was by the bed. He sighed as he looked at her and brushed his hand over her cheek. She opened one eye and smiled at him,"I'm cold."

Keiko: That's what electric blankets are for.

Shadow looked down at Jade as she looked up at him. He smiled and his eyes traced the curves of her body.

Emi: Wait, curves? And just for this, guys... shall we look at Jade's bio?
Keiko: Sure. How old is she?
Emi: Depending on the story, 13 or 14. Also, take note that Shadow is in his fifties, due to him being frozen in time.
Benimaru: Oh, god... he's a pedo!
Kyo: *horrified* Oh, god... I'm a pedo!
Keiko: *scoffs* Oh, please. You're just reading this. I can understand your discomfort here. I mean, we are looking at curves... on a child.

He saw her shiver and hovered over her,"You shouldn't be cold."

He kissed her softly on her lips and took her shirt and bra off. She gasped and panted underneath him as he licked her breast. He sucked on them and nibbled on them softly. She writhed underneath him and moaned loudly,"Ah! Shadow!"

Emi, Keiko: ...
Kyo: What the fu--
Benimaru: She almost died! What the hell, man!

He growled softly at the lust he heard in her voice. Soon all of their clothes were off and he was thrusting into her. Her face was flushed and she was moaning loudly as her eyes closed. Shadow grunted as he continued to thrust into her and smiled,"I love you Jade. I'll do anything to keep you safe."

Emi: *cringing* Yeah, well, this isn't helping at all.

He thrusted into her a few more times before his cum spurted into her. She moaned loudly and panted heavily as she looked up at him. He smiled at her, realizing that he was panting also. He kissed her cheek and put the cover over her,"You better get some sleep or else Dr. Kintobor will kill me."

She smiled up at him,"He doesn't have the ability to kill."

Benimaru: No, but I can kill the stupid in this fic.

He watched her as she fell asleep. He got his pants and put them on before walking out of the room. Dr. Kintobor was in the hallway and shaking his head,"You have responsibility of this girl. You know that?"

Shadow nodded,"Yes I do."

Keiko: *rolls her eyes* Oh, I'm sure he's been really responsible.

Kintobor sighed and shook his head,"That girl has something about her that you don't understand Shadow. She's not even from this time."

Kyo: Oh, hell. I think he banged his own grandmother or something.

Shadow growled and his ears lowered onto his head,"Of course she is."

Kintobor shook his head and breathed in deeply,"No she isn-"

Emi: *as Shadow* Is, is, is! Nyah, nyah, nyah!

There was a sharp sound like someone running claws along a chalkboard. A shining purple light came from under Jades door to her room. Shadow's eyes got wide as the sound got louder and his ears went down onto his head. He tried to open Jade's door back it was locked. He growled and kicked the door open. He blocked his eyes as he saw the light. Jade was gone and the light came from where she had been on the bed. He looked at it and he saw her inside playing with chaos.

Keiko: Now she's playing with Chaos? What in the world is going on? Where's the plot?
Benimaru: It's making a home in the North Pole.

He shouted her name but she didn't hear him. So instead he jumped at the light and everything went black, the last thing he heard was Kintobor shouting his name.

Benimaru: Did he just off himself?
Emi: *shrugs*
Kyo: Oh well. Good riddance. This fic didn't make a single lick of sense.

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