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Neo Esaka, Episode 6: Sailor Moon:Fantasy! (Part Four)

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Warning: Yes, there's another badly written sex scene here, specifically a female/female sex scene.

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Sailor Moon:Fantasy [Hentai]
Episode:05
"Serenity's Big Surprise For Darien!"
By: The Anime Fantasy Knight
E-mail: -----@hotmail.com
Note: This fan fiction contains words and descriptions of nudity and sex. Read at your own risk! Now on to the story!
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Miyuki: Hey, nobody told me that it would snow in this story...

Serenity was sleeping in the bed with her husband Darien.

Kyo: *sarcastically* No, really? I thought that that was the name of the house chef!

Darien got up early because her had to go to the college and then go to work.

Keiko: Wait, what? She had to go to college?
Emi: With those marbles that we know as brain cells? Highly unlikely.

Darien: "I have to go sweetheart."
Darien kisses his wife Serenity. Serenity makes a slight moan
in her sleep.

Benimaru: Please don't wet the bed, please don't wet the bed...

Darien walks out the door. A few hours later Serenity woke up and went into the kitchen. Luna greeted her.
Luna: "Good morning Serenity!"
Serenity: "Good morning Luna."
Serenity was in her panties but she wasn't wearing any bra.

Kyo: *smacks his hand against his forehead, groans in frustration*
Miyuki: Well, that took care of the "erotic" part of the chapter, huh?
Kyo: Seriously, she's better off just being naked for the rest of this thing. Huh... did I say that earlier?
Miyuki: Yep. Your point still stands.

Luna: "What are you going to do today?"
Serenity: "I don't know. I know I am going to make this place spiffy!"
Luna: "How?"
Serenity: "You'll see Luna."

All: *silent*
Benimaru: Wait, you're going to clean this house... practically naked? *throws his hands up* Yep, this is definitely not a shoehorned fantasy here!
Kyo: She isn't going to do that, but I don't blame you for that guess.
Emi: Wait a second. Shouldn't she be in school?
Keiko: We don't know what day it is, unfortunately. Besides, she'd just drop the total IQ of the students in her class by her presence alone.

Serenity dials the telephone and Raye answers.
Raye: "Hello?"
Raye answers sleepfully.
Serenity: "Hi, Raye, Serenity here. Did I wake you up?"
Raye: "No, not really."

All: Yes.

Serenity: "Good. I need your help."
Raye: "How can I help?"
Serenity: "Do you have one of those temple robe sets?"
Raye: "Yeah,why?"
Serenity: "I want to purchase one from you."
Raye: "Okay."
Serenity: "Can you come over to the apartment?"
Raye: "Sure. I need to go to the market too."
Serenity: "Thanks. Okay see you there. Bye."
Raye: "Bye."

Miyuki: The heck was the point of that?
Keiko: I don't know, and I don't care.

Serenity then hangs up the phone and then picks it up and dials Amy.
Amy: "Hello?"
Serenity: "Hi, Amy. Serenity here. Can you do me a favor?"
Amy: "Sure. What is it?"
Serenity: "Do you have any CD's?"
Amy: "Yes. What are you looking for?"
Serenity: "Do you have any Yanni?"

Benimaru, Emi, Keiko: ...
Kyo: What the fu--
Miyuki: *laughs loudly* Oh, this is awful!

Amy: "Yes I do."
Serenity: "May I borrow one?"
Amy: "Sure. I will bring one over."
Serenity: "Thanks."
Amy: "Welcome. I got to go,bye."
Serenity: "Bye."

Keiko: *woodenly* This is the sexiest fic that I've ever read in my entire life.
Kyo: So sexy that it's boring me to tears.

Serenity then calls Mina and Lita. They agree to come over and help her. Then finally Raye arrives. Serenity opens the door.
Raye: "Hello Serenity."
Serenity: "Hi, Raye, thanks for coming."
Raye: "What are you up to?"
Serenity: "I am making a surprise for Darien."

Emi: Another stained bed? Oh, you shouldn't have!
Benimaru: I... never mind, I don't want to explore that thought.

Raye: "Oh,ok. Here's the temple robe set. It costs 10 dollars. Because you're my friend and my leader and my future queen. So I will pay for it."

Miyuki: *punches a piggy bank open* Alright, have at it.
Keiko: You only had to open the bottom of the piggy bank, Miyuki.
Miyuki: Oops. *picks up the pieces* Looks like I'll have to buy you a new bank, Emi.
Emi: ...I swear...

Serenity: "I can't let you do that."
Raye: "Why not?"
Serenity: "I want to be responible and pay for it myself."

Kyo: Yeah, about that, a guy with a dead tribble on his head will pay for your--
Benimaru: *elbows Kyo* Shut up. Besides, he won't do it.
Kyo: Why not?
Benimaru: Because she isn't Russian.
Kyo: Oh. Didn't know that it had to be a certain kind of... liquid.

Raye: "I insist on paying for it."
Serenity: "Ok. If you really care for me I will let you, but if anyone asks you if I bought a temple robe set, tell them I bought it,okay?"
Raye: "Sure. Here is some candles for you. They may come in handy.

Miyuki: Oh, really, now?
Emi: I doubt that a candle will be used like that.

I have to go. By Serenity."
Serenity: "Thanks, by Raye."
Raye: "Welcome. Bye."
Raye left and Amy entered.
Amy: "Hiya, Princess!"
Serenity: "Hello Amy."
Amy: "Here's five CD's of Yanni."

Kyo: I might find out what it's like to bleed out of my ears in a minute, huh?
Keiko: Oh, stop.

Serenity: "Thank you. I will return them tomarrow."
Amy: "No need. Keep them. They are my gift to you."
Serenity: "Thank you Amy!"
Amy: "I have to go. I got exams to study for."
Serenity: "Okay. Bye."
Next came Mina. Mina dropped off a tablecloth and a bottle of wine with some glasses. then Mina left and Lita came by.
Lita: "Hello Serenity."
Serenity: "Hi, Lita!"
Lita: "What can I do for you?"
Serenity: "Can you teach me how to cook Chow Mein?"
Lita: "Sure. Do you have everything?"
Serenity: "Yes."
Lita: "Okay, good. Let's get started. You get me a big pot and I will begin preparing everything. For over an hour Lita and Serenity prepared the dinner.

Miyuki: This is seriously erotic, I just might burst into flames.
Keiko: Do you really want to say that in front of two fire users?

Lita: "There you go. How about I come over here this time each day?"
Serenity: "Sounds good. Thanks."
Lita: "Welcome. Bye."
Then Serenity prepared for Darien's return. She got the temple robe in her hand. The temple robe set included the robe, a red bra and a red bikini panties made of cotton. Serenity took off all her clothes

Emi: Wait, what? I thought she never had any clothes on.
Kyo: She removed her skin.

and put on the temple robe and the bra and panties that came with it. She set the table. Now everything was ready. Serenity all had to do was wait. Time passed and Darien entered the door.

Benimaru: He entered the door? What is he, a ghost?

Darien: "Meatball Head, I am home."
Serenity ran to him like a young deer.

Emi: Is this before the deer gets hit by a semi?

Serenity: "Hiya muffin."
Darien: "I see you have this place all nice and you are wearing a temple robe."

Keiko: I see that you're describing the thing that was already described to the audience a few sentences before you did said describing. *rubs her forehead* That was the most bizarre sentence that I have ever said.

Serenity: "Come over here and sit down."
Darien: "Okay."
Darien sat down at one of the chairs at the table. Serenity came up to Darien and unzipped his pants.

Kyo: Subtlety? The hell does that mean?
Emi: I'm pretty sure that it's dessert before dinner. Speaking of that... the dinner's getting cold.
Kyo: Trust me, you don't want to eat it.

Serenity pulled down the front part of Darien's underwear until his penis popped out.

Miyuki: So we have a human jack-in-the-box. Creepy.

Serenity opened her mouth and began sucking his penis. Very quickly pleasures began to over take his mind. Serenity kept this up until Darien had an orgasm. Then

Benimaru: ...their flesh was ripped off of their bodies at high speeds, symbolizing the incredibly fast pace of this boring fanfic.

she got a wet wash cloth and cleaned Darien up. Afterwards, Serenity put Darien's penis back inside his underwear and zipped up his pants.

Keiko: What did she do, fold it up?
Kyo, Benimaru: *cringing*

Serenity went and washed her hands and quickly returned. Serenity then dished up their dinner and poured wine for both of them.

Emi: She's fourteen. Why is she drinking?
Keiko: You'd drink if you were in this fic, too.
Emi: I'm not going to argue with that.

Then they did a toast.
Serenity: "For our Happiness."
Darien: "For our Happiness."

Kyo: For our misery!
Benimaru, Emi, Keiko, Miyuki: Hear, hear!
Emi: Wait, shouldn't it be "to our happiness"?
Kyo: Who cares? Nothing makes sense in this fic.

Serenity and Darien ate their dinner.
Darien: "You are the sweetest girl I have met."

Miyuki: She also makes dust clouds look like rocket scientists, but hey, whatever works for you!

Serenity: "And I am your Princess."
Darien and Serenity kiss.

Else where....
Dark Baron: How foolish, that Serenity wastes her time on Romance. She has to be stopped!"

Keiko: Well, that's random. Why is he back?
Benimaru: Because... reasons.

Next Episode: "Serenity And Lita's Double Date!"

Benimaru: Yeah. Reasons.
Miyuki: There's no real plot in this thing, is there?
Keiko: I don't know why you asked this late into the fic. Of course there's no plot.

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Benimaru: It's poorly written and poorly formatted. Wonderful.

Sailor Moon:Fantasy
Episode:06
"Serenity And Lita's Double Date!"
By: The Anime Fantasy Knight
E-mail:-----@hotmail.com
Note: This fan fiction contains words and descriptions of nudity and sex. Read
at your own risk! Now on to the story!
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Lita: "What does it feel like to be married?"
Serenity: "It's like a dream come true."

Kyo: It's a nightmare over here.

Lita: "Darien treats you well, doesn't he?"
Serenity: "Yes."

Emi: Didn't you ask her about her marriage almost two or so chapters ago?
Miyuki: Memory isn't a thing with these people.

Lita: "What are you and Darien going to do tonight?"
Serenity: "We are going out on a date."

Keiko: Where? At the Sizzler again?
Kyo: Their steak's probably tougher than this fanfic.

Lita: "How about a double date?"
Serenity: "Sounds good."
Lita: "Okay, it's settled. I will see you later tonight. Bye."
Serenity: "Bye."
Lita left. Serenity then went for a walk. Then

Benimaru: ...the fic ended. *gets up, stretches* Well, that was great--
Kyo: Benimaru, if you don't sit down, I'm gonna meld your butt to your seat.
Benimaru: *sits back down* Well. That was something.

she was attacked by Dark Baron and his new monster called: Demontor. He was ugly and had several arms.

All: Benji wrote that line, didn't he?
Emi: *scratches her head* We have a real problem if that was everyone's first thought.

It looked like he was ready for a fight. Serenity called for her powers.
Serenity: "Fantasy Moon Power!"
Serenity transformed into Fantasy Sailor Moon.
Fantasy Sailor Moon: Give me your best shot!"

Miyuki: Take off your clothes first. The audience is required to see--
Keiko: No, we're not. I don't want to see another ham-fisted scene of clothing removal.

Demontor knocked Fantasy Sailor Moon down and planned to strike her. Then the
Sailor Scouts appeared!

All: *bored*
Benimaru: Should've let me throw myself into the street, Kyo.

Sailor Venus: "You will not harm her, Venus Love me Chain, smash!"
Sailor Mars: "Mars Celestial Fire, Blast!"
Sailor Jupiter: "Jupiter Dragon Strike!"
Demontor turned into dust.
Fantasy Sailor Moon: "Thanks, guys!"
Sailor Mercury: "Are you okay?"

Emi: Physically, yes. Mentally, no.

Fantasy Sailor Moon: "Yes I am thanks. Hey, I have to go. Bye."
Fantasy Sailor Moon detransformed and continued on her walk.
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Kyo: Then she got stuck in a random snowstorm. The End.
Miyuki: You wish.
Benimaru: Wait, what about that Dark Baron guy? Isn't he still there?
Keiko: Consistency doesn't exist.

That night. Lita and Ken arrived at Darien and Serenity's apartment.
Darien: "Welcome. Make yourselves at home."
Ken: "Thanks."
First they had dinner, then Serenity and Lita went into one of the bedrooms.
Serenity: "You look nice."
Lita: "So do you."

Keiko: Are we going there? Are we randomly going there?

Serenity takes off her clothes.
Lita: "What are you going to do now?"
Serenity: "I am going to play with myself. Want to help?"
Lita: "Sure."

Kyo: Oh, yeah, we're randomly going there.
Miyuki: We really should've invited Axl to see this.
Keiko: I refuse. We'd have a sixth victim being bored to death on the stage.

Lita then takes off her clothes.
Lita: "What do you want me to do?"
Serenity: "Please suck my nipples and play with my breasts."
Lita: "Okay."
Lita begins sucking Serenity's breasts. Ken and Darien noticed that Serenity and Lita were playing with each other. Darien was the first to take off his clothes. Then Ken was next.

Kyo: You know, Spikes would've started complaining right there.
Benimaru: Why?
Kyo: Something about "dudes wrecking lesbian scenes" half the time. I wasn't paying attention when he was yammering about that to Fox Clone.

Lita: "May I suck you penis?"
Darien: "If Serenity don't care."
Serenity: "Nope, go ahead."
Lita began sucked Darien's penis and Serenity did the same to Ken. Later Ken put his penis inside Lita and Darien did the same for Serenity. Pleasure over too Serenity and Lita. The pleasures was over taking their minds.

Emi: I don't know what true pleasure is. And I'll never know because this awful sex scene exists.

Later, they felt satisfied.
Serenity: "I had a good time."
Ken: "Same here."
Darien: "Yeah."
Lita: "Ditto."

All: *bored*
Miyuki: *flatly* Man, that got me all hot. Let's do it, Emi.
Emi: *furiously blushes* What?!
Keiko: Honestly, everyone just has to rile my sister up...

Ken: "We have to go."
Serenity: "Bye."
Lita and Ken left.
Serenity: "I love you."
Darien: "So do I."
Serenity and Darien stayed together for the rest of the evening.

Benimaru: *now asleep*
Kyo: *elbows Benimaru*
Benimaru: *wakes up* The heck was that for?
Kyo: You know that you weren't going to get away with sleeping through this crap.

Next Episode: "Serenity Becomes Pregnant Part 1

Emi: Since Serenity has the brain power of a flea, will there be a part where she mistakes champagne for juice?
Benimaru: Is that even possible?
Emi: Never underestimate the power of stupidity, Nikaido-san.

Sailor Moon: Fantasy [Hentai]
by
Anime Fantasy Knight

Episode 7: "Serenity Becomes Pregnant, Part 1!"
Note: This story is hentai, I am not responsible if you don't like it or if
you think that my work stinks, please keep it to yourself,

Benimaru: Then why did you put it on the Internet?!
Miyuki: Because they want nothing but praise, and you know it.
Kyo: These damn whiny baby hacks need to get a new hobby, I swear...
Keiko: Just like you and your poetry?
Kyo: Do you want to be rare, medium, or well done, Tsukino?

however if you
like it, please e-mail me.

Emi: You're not getting any praise for this drivel, I'll tell you that much.

This fanfic contains nudity. Readers beware!
E-Mail: -----@hotmail.com

Keiko: The nudity isn't the problem. It's the atrocious writing.
Miyuki: No wonder we have it.

Serenity got slowly out of bed. She wasn't feeling good.

Kyo: That makes two of us.

Darien her husband
was worried.

Emi: We already know that he's her husband. Why do we need to have our hands held for this?
Keiko: Author probably thinks that we have short attention spans.

Darien: "Sweetheart, are you okay?"
Serenity barely made any response and she got back in bed.

Benimaru: She's dying because she's still in this fic.

Darien: "Should I call Ami?"
Serenity: "No, don't worry them with my problem."

Keiko: I'd hate to see what would happen if she had a flesh eating virus.

Darien: "Ok. I have to go to work now. You rest, ok?"
Serenity: "Okay."
Darien leaves for work on the way there, he stops at the temple shrine where
Raye lives.
Darien: "Is Amy here?"
Amy: "Yes. What's wrong?"
Darien: "It's Serenity, I think she has caught something. I think she's
sick."

Kyo: *sighs* And this idiot didn't call a doctor because...?
Benimaru: These people have atoms for brain cells, Kyo.

Amy: "I will go take a look at her."
Amy goes to Mamoru and Serenity's apartment.

Emi: I thought he was Darien. Oops! Someone slipped!

She enters and finds Serenity
still in bed.
Amy: "Princess...Are you okay?"
Serenity: "...fine..."
Amy: "No you're not! I am taking you to the doctor!"

Keiko: It's about time someone put two and two together in this stupid fic.

At the doctor's office, the doctor performed several tests and then he came
with the conclusion....
Doctor: "Serenity Chiba is pregnant!"

Benimaru: *stammers* Wh... what... why... *facepalms, groans*
Kyo: What the hell? Did we end up watching "Maury" out of nowhere? What is this sideshow crap?
Emi: And why did he yell that out loud... where other people could hear that? Isn't that supposed to be confidential?
Keiko: That's logic.

Serenity: "Pregnant?"
Serenity faints!

Miyuki: Uh-oh, someone better get her to a Pokémon Center.

Amy: "Pregnant? Oh dear! Wait till her husband finds out."

Keiko: I'm glad that we'll never find out. Also, I never cared about any of this nonsense.

TO BE CONTINUED....

Next episode: "Serenity Becomes Pregnant, Part 2!"

Be there!

Kyo: No.

Sorry this is short!

Miyuki: I'm glad that it's short, so we can get out of here faster.

This was completed on: 7/24/99

Benimaru: So this is the second oldest fic that we've seen?
Kyo: Yeah. A Mary Sue's Thesis is probably a year or two older than this crap. Glad that we're done, because I need to go look for Fox Clone.
Emi: What? Why?
Kyo: I still need that bullet because I read that waste of Internet space.
Benimaru: So you won't let me throw myself into the street, but you can go look for a bullet?
Kyo: At least I waited until the end of the fic.

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