Mystery Science Theater En Masse

Riffer Recruits, Episode 4: Roguishly Possessed (Part Three)

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Roguishly Possessed- Part three

Chapter three- Captured

Author's Note:

I understand that some of the Wave fans are probably getting miffed with the abuse she's been causing

Tails: ...well, this is the same Wave that rigged Sonic's Extreme Gear once... so...

but just read a little longer and wait… of course I'm not so patient myself but still…

Tomoko: I ain't patient, either. I just want to get this fic over with.
Akiko: Is it really that bad?
Tomoko: Nah. We've riffed a lot of worse stuff.

"Tails, what are you talking about?" Knuckles asked.

"Starr's voice sounded weird, Jet's acting like an idiot just like bloomacncheez, and their eyes are blood red, how couldn't you notice?" Tails asked.

Miyuki: Author, you don't need to knock yourself that hard. Just sayin'.

"I thought it was just red eye…" Rouge said.

"That's PINK eye!" Tails hissed.

"Unless you're talking about the MOVIE 'Red Eye.' You know, that one horror movie?"

Miyuki: Was it garbage?
Tomoko: I think that was "One Missed Call", Fujiwara.

"Shut up!" Knuckles hissed. Rouge snorted as if she were deeply offended.

"What do you think is wrong with 'em, little bro?" Sonic asked Tails. Tails hung his head a little.

"I don't know…" he said ashamed. Shadow growled.

"Some help YOU are!" he hissed. Sonic shot him a dirty look.

Miyuki: Sonic's too nice to clock you. *cracks her knuckles* So I'mma do it for him.
Akiko: I've never seen a character that made you lose your cool like this, Mi-chan.
Miyuki: I dunno, he's just... way too obnoxious for my tastes.

"Well… they acted like they had some control over them," Tails said.

"Zombies," Chaoy said simply.

"WHAT?" everyone snapped.

"I don't know, it was just a thought…" Chaoy shrugged. Chaoia smacked his son over the head. Chaoy scowled and spat a quick raspberry at him.

"Silver!" Shadow said. Everyone stared at him.

Tails: Some help you are. You dummy.

"Who?" Sonic asked.

"From the next-gen games, telekinesis powers, lives in the same time era as Blaze… oh, I guess that wouldn't work then…"

Tomoko: No, jackass. It wouldn't.

"Well, Starr seemed offended that I went out with Jet… anyone besides me like Jet?" Windy asked.

"His momma," Chaoy said snapping his… well… where his fingers would be…

"You're not funny," Chuck mumbled. Chaoy sighed angrily.

"Well… Jet did complain about ONE person…" Sonic said.

"Yeah, Starr complained about her too…" Amy said.

"Who? WHO DANGIT?" Chris begged.

"Wave," Sonic and Amy hissed angrily. Chris laughed.

"Oh, come ON! Do you think she could ACTUALLY hypnotize them?" he giggled.

Akiko: Yeah. That's why this fic's a thing.

"Starr told me something once," Tails said, "'Be careful what you ask for. Ultimately, you only get three true wishes.'"

"Okay… I'd love to play figure out the old people's riddles but we need to save Jet and Starr or whatever…" Shadow sighed angrily.

Tails: *points at Shadow* You. Shut it. Or I'll stuff a Chu Chu Bomb down your throat.
Akiko, Miyuki, Tomoko: *stares at Tails*
Tails: What's the matter?
Akiko: That's... a first.

"Shadow!" Tails snapped, "You know genies traditions, three wishes! She must've made some sort of deal with the Babylon Guardian."

"Isn't he dead?" Knuckles asked.

"No, Knuckle-head, you can't kill genies, gosh!" Sonic snapped.

"Not a deal, Tails, a wish… THAT'S WHY JET WAS BEING SUCH AN IDIOT!" Windy exclaimed.

"I knew Starr could never be like that!" Sonic said getting happier.

Tomoko: She's an annoying, screechy bird. That's pretty much it.

"Uh, guys?" Chuck said.

"Yes?" Vector answered in a happy tone.

"I don't mean to rain on your parade, but uh, 'Jet and Starr' made off with the Chaos Emeralds," Chuck winced.

"AUGH! How?" Sonic asked.

Miyuki: All Shadow's fault. Yes, I'm blaming him. Because I hate him.

"Who KNOWS! But I still have one," Shadow grinned holding up an Emerald. (The apocalypse must be near then…)

"Do you know what this means?" Sonic grinned back.

Tails: That this fic will end in the next chapter?
Akiko: Yep.

"YES! WE'RE ONE STEP CLOSER AT RULING THE GALAXY AND BY PASTA WE WILL FORM AN ARMY MAKING EGGMAN WORK HIS LIVING BUTT OFF DOING OUR NASTY DEEDS AND SMACKING HIM WITH A WET NOODLE SAYING 'WORK ROBOTNIK! WORK!'" Shadow screamed and then laughed hysterically for about ten minutes.

Tomoko: *mutters* Kill him.
Miyuki: I'm on it.

"Note to self, never let Shadow near the coffee pot," Tanaka muttered.

"Whachoo talkin' bout, Willis?" Shadow spat. (Sorry, Shadow fans, I was sugar-high and I have NOTHING against Shadow.)

Tails: ...sugar high. Oh, I haven't heard that old excuse in a long while. I never want to hear it ever again.

"Um, actually, I was thinking we use it as bait," Sonic mumbled.

"But-But- the shiny…" Charmy stuttered.

"Don't you go 'Bean the Dynamite' on me," Sonic hissed.

"Hello," Bean said coming in the front door.

Tomoko: Bean the Kramer, folks. Tch.

"Go away!" Sonic barked, "You aren't supposed to pop up until-"

"I'm staying," Bean snarled sternly. Sonic glared at him and then gave in.

Akiko: What is this? Every time we get into a bit of the plot, it's wrecked by this random... stuff. It's not humor, is it?
Tails: No... not really.

Suddenly, there was a sound of glass breaking and 'Jet and Starr' flew in.

"Yeah, we forgot one," 'Starr' sneered.

"You thinking what I'm thinking?" Sonic grinned.

"Yes," Shadow said. He took aim and… threw a fist in 'Starr's' face. 'Starr' stumbled off her Gear and hit the ground with a THUD!

"WAVE!" 'Jet' screamed. (Oh, dead giveaway…)

Miyuki: Yeah, author, we know. If I wanted my hand held, I'd read "New Allies or New Enemies?" again.

"Okay, that's NOT what I was thinking, Shadow," Sonic snapped.

"Too late now," Shadow shrugged.

"What did you do to her?" 'Jet' stammered.

"Hopefully killed her. I don't like swallows. Let alone albatrosses like yourself," Shadow hissed.

Tails: That's some fantastic racism right there. Yikes.
Akiko: I guess Shadow's the "Scrappy" of this fic, huh?
Tails: If Miyuki wants to punch him a lot, then he's definitely a Scrappy.

"So, you found us out, huh?" 'Starr'… ugh… Wave said sitting up.

"We want our friends back," Shadow snarled.

Tomoko: Oh, now you care.

Wave pouted for a minute and then looked behind herself and called,

"They found us out, it's over!"

Tomoko: Lady, they found you out quite a while ago.

There was a little click and Jet and Starr's eyes slowly faded to their natural soft sky blue color.

"AAIEE! OW OW OW OW OW!" Starr screamed holding her face in pain. Apparently she was just now feeling the full effect of Shadow's blow.

Miyuki: Ew, Starr got to feel that? That's pretty crummy.
Akiko: If this is what puppetry feels like, I don't want any part of that. Oh, wait. Ugh... never mind.

"Jet? Starr? You guys okay?" Bean asked. Jet looked up in confusion.

"Uh, hey, cuz," he said. Sonic stared at them.

"'Cuz?' You mean like 'cousin?' …but how?" he asked.

"Long story," Bean replied calmly.

Tails: They're just super distant cousins.
Akiko: Like you and Miyu-chan?
Tails: Another long story.

Sonic just shrugged. Vector helped Starr to her feet, she wobbled a little bit but regained balance eventually.

"What all happened?" he asked her. Starr stared into oblivion for a moment. Then she shook her head.

"I don't know…" she whispered, "I don't remember anything… I remember as much as being picked up by Storm a second time, a bright light and then… nothing…"

Miyuki: Holy crap, she went and saw Heaven.

"AAH! YOU WERE DEAD?" Windy shrieked.

"Told you they were zombies!" Chaoy said triumphantly.

"Uh, no, I don't think so," Tails said calmly. Chaoy growled and folded his arms.

Jet sat quietly and then spoke up a little,

"I do."

Akiko: Is he getting married?
Miyuki: No, silly! He remembered something.

TO CHARMY BEE CONTINUED…

A/N: CHARMY! DID YOU WRITE THAT?

Charmy: No! (drops pen)

A/N: Ahem, sorry for leaving this so open, I just wanted to stretch out the story… plus torturing people is so much fun. Right, Shadow?

All: No.

Shadow: Indeed it is. (whips Eggman with a wet noodle) WORK ROBOTNIK WORK! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Tanaka: Where's the coffee pot?

Shadow: MY COFFEE! CAFFEINE! (zips off)

TO BE CONTINUED… (for real okay, guys?)

Tomoko: Uh... what the hell just happened in that note there?
Tails: Beats me. Let's just move on. We're almost done with this thing.
Miyuki: Jeez, thank goodness. This chapter was just a whole lotta nothing.

Roguishly Possessed- Part Four

Chapter Four- Flashback and fights

"You remember what happened last night?" Starr stuttered (Gosh, that didn't sound right…) Jet nodded, his face looked horrified.

"It was awful," he said quietly. Shadow frowned.

"Well, instead of talking ABOUT it, why don't you tell us WHAT HAPPENED," he snapped.

Tails: Okay. *digs into his toolbox* Where are my Chu Chu Bombs...

"Okay," Jet started, "Flashback…" (copyright Sonic Riders in 3 minutes)

All: Copyright.
Miyuki: I so didn't miss that.

"Why'd you say 'Flashback'?" Windy asked.

"…for dramatic effect," Jet whispered sinisterly.

Tomoko: *frowns* It didn't work, you feathered flea brain.

Anyway… (Jet's POV from here until you see the words 'End of Flashback")

(This is starting from where we left off at the Babylonian Temple)

The Babylon Guardian laughed after I made that remark about Starr being widely known as the "Banished Rogue," and then said these weird words (assuming that was Babylonian he was speaking) and shot these weird waves (not the swallow) right from his fingertips. The waves hit Starr in the forehead and that's where everything got scary. Suddenly, Starr started screaming in pain and holding her head really hard like it was splitting.

Tails: That's what happens when you read Benji's work.
Akiko: Tails, it's not that bad... never mind.

I choked down a sob (I'm a man darnit!) and closed my eyes. It's not like I wanted to watch her like that! I finally opened my eyes painfully and looked over at Wave.

"Why are you doing this, Wave?" I asked her, "What did Starr ever do to you?"

"Yeah, I wanted your cute little girlfriend instead but according to Tubby (Babylon Guardian) over there, 'she's the future of Babylon Garden…'" Wave explained.

Miyuki: So... you're gonna wreck her because of that?

"Then you know who she is?" I said knowing that we all knew Princess Windy.

"Um… nope, don't know don't care," she said. I think she noticed me painfully wince when Starr yelped again. "You wanna know what's going on with her?"

Tomoko: She's his sister. I think he has a right to know.

"No!" I yelled. I mean, why the heck would I want to know? My sister was in a great deal of pain, that's all I needed to know! Course, Wave doesn't like to listen to me any more than I like listening to her, so she told me anyway.

"Those currents are messing around with her brainwaves-," she started.

"Hee hee, you said 'brainwaves'," Storm interrupted, "And your name is Wave…"

"Zip it," she hissed and pushed him away. Then she continued babbling, "and they're making her believe-" but all I heard after that was a bunch of high-pitched squeaking like someone hit the fast forward button. It was entertaining to watch though, it looked like she was trying to perform some sort of disco…

Tails: *as Jet* I mean, sure, my sister's brain is probably splitting in two, but it was entertaining to see Wave perform on the off off Broadway version of "Saturday Night Fever".

(Flashback pauses)

"Get on with it, Jet!"

"Fine, fine…"

Miyuki: What, he can't take a bathroom break?
Tomoko: He should've done it before he started telling his damn story.

(Flashback resumes)

After she was done gibbering, I noticed something that made my heart practically stop: It was very quiet. I looked over to where Starr was, and I saw her weakly kneeling on the floor holding her head tightly still, and then she just collapsed and went motionless.

Akiko: Did she just die?
Miyuki: Maybe she lost her soul.
Akiko: Yikes! We didn't need Shang Tsung in this fic!

I don't know how I did this but I somehow got out of the ropes that were binding my hands and feet.

Tomoko: What'd he do, chew through the ropes or something?

I ran to her and shook her gently.

"Starr? Wake up. Oh, gosh, wake up!" I screamed. She wasn't waking up. Wave came over to where we were and just smirked. I couldn't believe her! I glared at her angrily and stood up.

"Think of this as a learning experience for the next time you leave the place you belong," she said. What the schnitzel would SHE know about where I belong? So I waterbended her into the wall.

Miyuki: He was so pissed off that he... randomly got water powers?
Tails: I think he's only telling half of this story truthfully.

"I KNOW WHERE I BELONG!" I yelled, "WITH MY SISTER! AND THE REST OF OUR FRIENDS!" Wave just blinked.

"How did you learn how to Waterbend?" she stammered.

"Some bald kid taught me, not that difficult, really," I said.

All: *flatly* What.
Tomoko: I think I need some damn booze.

Then Aang the Avatar came out of oblivion and waved at us and said, "hi." And then flew off on Appa the flying bison… the author was going "Avatar the Last Airbender" crazy I guess…

Tomoko: I really need some damn booze.

"Okay…?" Wave said. Then I heard faint groaning. I looked over and saw Starr slowly getting up, like she had a headache.

"Starr?" I said, "Starr, c'mon, we need to get out of here!" She stirred a little, grunted and then grabbed me by my arm and threw me to the floor, REAL HARD!

Akiko: When'd Starr turn into Jess?
Miyuki: Since this flashback, probably.

"OW! Hey! Starr, what was that for?" I screamed. Starr just stared at me with cold red eyes.

"Isn't it neat, Jet?" she asked, "it actually looks like Starr's doing everything."

"What?" Then I looked at Wave, who was standing the same way Starr was.

"Get it now?" they said at the same time. I became outraged.

"WAVE, I HATE YOU! I DON'T KNOW HOW I EVER BEFRIENDED SUCH A FLOOZY LIKE YOU!" I yelled. She looked upset and then also became angry. Then she had Starr grab me and hold my hands behind my back.

Tails: Yeah, I don't think it would be a good idea to... you know, brainwash your friend's sister.

"I'm sorry, Jet," Wave and Starr said, "but if that's how it is, this is how it goes; whether you like it or not." Then Starr pushed me to the Babylon Guardian and… that's it…End of Flashback.

"Wow…" Starr stammered, "THAT happened?" Jet nodded.

"You said THAT to Wave?" Windy asked. Jet nodded.

"DARTH VADER IS LUKE'S FATHER?" Knuckles yelped. Jet looked at him funny and merely nodded.

All: *confused* Huh?
Tomoko: Go home, Echidna. You're high.

"It was really freaky," Jet sighed, "And the way Starr had acted is now permanently melded into my mind. And her screaming is STILL after… what time is it?"

Sonic glanced at his watch and said, "Twelve."

Tails: Noon or midnight?
Tomoko: Does it matter, Prower?
Tails: It does to me.

"Thanks. –STILL after twelve hours ringing in my ears!" Jet yelled. Starr gave Jet a hug. (I want a hug too! …will you hug me Sonic-Boom?

Sonic-Boom: Surrre… (hugs bloomacncheez)

bloomacncheez: OUCH! POKIES! THAT HURT!

Sonic-Boom: Duh, I'm a hedgehog, what did you expect? Now go play with your Pancakes and Pickles.

bloomacncheez: Dokay…)

Anyway…

Miyuki: Yes. Anyway...

"I'm okay now though…" she said. Jet hugged her a little.

"It must've been rough to have to experience that…" Windy said quietly.

"It was," Jet sighed, "She's the closest family I have…" Bean coughed loudly. Jet looked to his cousin who was tapping his foot impatiently and waiting for Jet to correct himself. "…besides you…" Jet snarled through clenched teeth (the heck? He's a hawk!),

Tails: We know...

aggravated with Bean for ruining the moment… I do that a lot… … … (awkward silence) … … … … I CAN'T HEAR SILENCE! (gets shot with a sleeping dart by Sonic-Boom) Zzzz…

Miyuki: ...is this fic gonna end?
Akiko: Probably not. Maybe never.
Miyuki: Criminy.

Resuming…

Chaoina sniffed back a cry. Suddenly there was a loud knock on the door. Chris walked towards the door.

"Who could that be?" he asked.

Tomoko: Wish it was the end of this.
Tails: I think we're near the end.
Tomoko: Ain't ending fast enough.

"I don't know," Charmy said. Vector smacked him over the head.

"Would you quit answering rhetorical questions? You did it twice in 'Wish Upon A Starr!'," he snapped.

Miyuki: Break the fourth wall, break my neck.

Chris opened the door only to welcome in a loud, unpleasant squawk that happened to belong to a certain purple swallow waving (hint hint) a large wrench in her hands, followed by a familiar grey albatross who was eating a monarch butterfly.

Tails: Well, I'll now have nightmares for about a month. Thank you, fic.

"AAAH!" Rayne the Butterfly shrieked.

Tails: Never mind, make that two months.

"You're supposed to make your debut in a future fic!" I yelled, "Thanks a lot, book worm!"

"You're welcome… but I prefer the term 'caterpillar,'" she insisted. This is when I shoved her out of the room.

Akiko: That must've been a giant caterpillar.
Miyuki: It's a Scolipede.
Akiko: That's not based off of a caterpillar, Mi-chan.
Miyuki: *shrugs* Best comparison I could make up.

"ALRIGHT, IF HE'S NOT GONNA TAKE CARE OF IT WE'LL HAVE TO DO IT OURSELVES!" Wave howled. Chris screamed and retreated to the kitchen, where he placed a colander on his head and armed himself with a whisk.

Tails: Best war preparation ever.

"YUM! WOW THAT WAS ONE TASTY BUTTERFLY!" Storm exclaimed, "UH-OH!"

"Aw… don't tell me," Wave mumbled. Storm nodded.

"My screaming has returned," he said. Wave glared at him.

"You moron…" she hissed. Jet stood in front of Starr and Windy and drew his Bansho fans out.

Tomoko: When'd he get fans?
Tails: Beats me.

"What are you two doing here?" he bellowed. Wave wasn't patient with him this time.

"I'M TAKING CARE OF WHAT NEEDS TO BE DONE!" she screeched, "NOW WHERE'S YOUR PRETTY LITTLE GIRLFRIEND?" Windy hid quietly behind Jet. Jet stepped closer to Wave, readying his Bansho fans.

"Back off!" he barked. Wave pushed him back.

"YOU back off!" she snapped.

"Make me!" Jet screamed swinging a fan at her, which she deflected with her wrench.

"FINE!" she squawked. Storm cracked his knuckles. Knuckles gulped when I typed the previous sentence.

"No way!" Starr interrupted pulling her boomerang out, "I'm sick of you two, so if my brother's in this fight then it should be two-against-two."

And just as the four began… COMMERCIAL BREAK OCCURRED!

Miyuki: Wait, what? That's our joke here!

Sonic-Boom: What? This is a story! Not a TV show!

BMNC: And your point?

Sonic-Boom: Whatever… (walks off)

Sorry, I don't like those stupid life insurance and mattress commercials so I added this one instead.

Akiko: Wait, what? Why is this fic getting padded out even more?
Miyuki: Reasons.

"RANCH!" screamed the ranch tooth.

"Augh! It's alive! Run children run!"

"AAH!"

(the screen starts fizzing)

"Your television is about to explode," said the male announcer.

KABOOM!

"How'd he know it was going to do that?" one lady asked.

"Just an educated guess," the announcer replied. (Copyright from Monty Python) "Now back to our regularly scheduled program." (This commercial is also included in one of my other fics…)

All: ...
Tails: *sighs*
Akiko: This is dumb. When is it gonna stop being dumb?
Miyuki: Never.
Tomoko: I should've started drinking.

And just as the four began… they all dropped their weapons and started a girly slap fest.

Tails: What the...?
Tomoko: I really should've started drinking.

"This is just pathetic…" Sonic sighed.

"Didn't Babylon Rogues create Extreme Gear, have superior knowledge, or something?" Shadow asked.

"Yeah well, Storm could easily disprove that," Knuckles said. Windy heaved an exasperated sigh.

"Hello? What about me? I'm smart!" she asked.

Miyuki: Are you sure? You only existed for about five seconds. We don't even know if you're smart or dumb, 'cause we barely know anything about you.

"Yeah, I am too! What about me?" Vortex the Parrot snapped coming from JuniperLeeAmiYumi's stories (permission granted by JLAY.)

Miyuki: And who the heck are you?
Tails: You'll never see this character again, probably.

"YET ANOTHER DEBUT RUINED! GO BACK TO JLAY'S STORIES!" I screamed, getting irritated with all the fan-characters for making unwanted debuts. As I said this, Sparkle the Peacock, Landon the Monkey, Axel the Squirrel,

Axl: *pokes his head into the room* I am not amused at this turn of events. There's gonna be one squirrel with this name, and it's gonna be me. I don't care if there's an "e". It's gonna be me.
Tomoko: Hey, Squirrel Boy.
Axl: Yeah?
Tomoko: Get out.
Axl: Okay, fine. *leaves*

Mandy the Beaver, Ace the Ti- wait, GET OUT! ALL OF YOU!

Akiko: It's almost sounding like a bad VIP list for a club.
Tails: A club that's going to be shut down thanks to a bunch of fire hazards.

"I just wanted some stinkin' coffee!" Axel argued. Shadow snatched the coffee pot and hissed at Axel like an angry cat.

Cassy: *as she passes by* Excuse me, there's room for one cat, too!
Axl: *as he passes by with a plate of waffles* Yep.

"MINE!" he hissed. So eventually I shoved all fan-characters out.

"Hey…? Where's Starr?" Jet asked.

Miyuki: Shoved out with the characters that nobody cared about?

"And Windy…?" Sonic said. Oh, right. Then I brought back Starr and Windy.

Miyuki: Uh-huh.

Continuing again…

"Stop it!" Windy howled, "All of you just STOP!" Wave swung her wrench at Windy, just missing.

"You…" she snarled. Windy stood her ground.

"No, I'm not fighting you, Wave. We don't have to eliminate the other just because we both share a passion for Jet."

Tails: Huh? Well, that's true. Least it won't end up like that awful Isis and Dana fight...

Wave jumped after Windy, who backed off a little. "We should back her up," Starr said to Jet. Jet nodded, but as the two started to walk off, Storm grabbed them by the arms- er- wings rather…

"You just think you're oh so special DON'T you?" Wave snapped. Windy frowned.

"I do believe that," Windy hissed, "Everyone is somewhere inside, even you."

Tomoko: She's sounding less and less like a Sue. Kinda shocking.
Miyuki: Finally, some characters that don't suck.
Akiko: I'm just gonna wait for the old monkey's paw to kick in.

Wave swung her wrench again. Windy dodged it and grew angrier. "Would you just listen to me?" she screamed pulling out a red amulet. But no one got a chance to see what it did because Wave swung again… and this time Windy wasn't ready for it... Jet and Starr yelped and everyone else winced and went, "Ooh, ouch…" (stupid other people…)

"Look," Windy stuttered, brushing her feathers out of her face, "I don't think you remember me, but I remember you, I remember everyone."

"How could you possibly know me?" Wave hissed. Windy sighed calmly.

"Because…" she started, "Does the name 'Princess Windy the Falcon' ring a bell?" Wave's eyes widened and she dropped her wrench.

"I've been trying to tell you," Jet started, but Storm nudged him. Then came the awkward silence…

"WELL I CAN'T HEAR SILENCE!" Landon the Monkey screamed. Ohh… I swear, these dang fan-characters…

Akiko: *makes a face* Tension? What tension?

"W-Windy…?" Wave stammered. Windy slowly got up on her feet.

"Yes, I am," she panted, with a faint sense of pride. Storm- who was holding Jet and Starr by the feathers on the backs of their heads- dropped them and fainted, yes, fainted, not passed out, fainted.

Tails: Isn't that... sort of the same thing?

Wave was drowning in a pool of confusion.

Tomoko: And it wasn't literal? Damn.
Miyuki: Heh.

"You're still alive?" she asked. Windy frowned.

"Well of course I'm alive, what did you think?" she snapped. Wave shrugged. Windy relaxed herself and put and put her hand to her face wearily. "I'm glad you still have plenty of respect," she said finally. Wave's cheeks went a light pink.

"Wave, can I talk with you for a minute?" Jet asked, "-alone?" he added as everyone's eyes shifted in his direction.

Akiko: Alright, who's gonna sing the kissing song?
Miyuki: They're not the pairing for this fic, but... sure. Just for the heck of it.

Wave slowly followed Jet upstairs. Jet closed the door behind them.

"Um…" Wave started. Jet folded his arms.

"Well?" he asked impatiently. Wave rubbed her arm in an embarrassed manner and shifted her foot a bit.

"Sorry," she muttered. Jet raised his left eyebrow slightly. He wasn't satisfried (yes, satisfried)

Tails: *with a red pen* See me after class.

with her response at all, after all he, Starr, and Windy had been though, there was more to be said then just a simple "sorry."

Tomoko: A nice Ring bounty would work for an apology.

"Is that it?" he asked. Wave's eyes slowly shifted to her feet.

"Uh, well, no," she replied, "I just… I didn't realize…"

"Even if she weren't royalty, you shouldn't have tried to attempt to murder her," Jet told her sternly. Wave closed her eyes.

"I know, I know. It's just… I was going a little crazy-," (pfft, a 'little?') "-

Tails: That could've worked if Jet said that instead of an author's note.

after what you said to me at the temple, plus I hadn't planned on you leaving after we found Starr," Wave went on, "I've always had a bit of a crush on you and I wanted to see if you liked me too. I guess I convinced myself that you did and when you said you didn't, it tore me apart."

Miyuki: *as she rolls her eyes* Oh. That makes perfect sense.

Jet relaxed his frown and was listening closer. "And I don't know else to put it, but I'm sorry. Sorry to you, to Starr, and to Windy. I just hope we haven't totally lost friendship," Wave finished. Jet sat quietly for a moment. He had no idea she felt that bad. He thought she just went nuts and he ended up with his own personal "Amy Rose." Finally Jet walked over to Wave and gave her a friend hug.

"It's okay," he said, "And I'm sorry I made you feel that way."

Tails: How is that any of that his fault?
Tomoko: Y'know the drill... if a girl has a crush on you and you didn't know, it's okay for her to turn into a potential mass murderer. It's probably this fic's message. *pauses* That's some bullshit.

Wave smiled a little and gave him a light peck on the cheek. And once they went back downstairs, Wave and Storm both decided to stay with the rest of the Sonic Team, in a new sort of friendship.

Akiko: Dinners are gonna be so awkward. He's gotta hang out with the bird who brainwashed him, brainwashed his sister, and tried to kill his girlfriend. How is she easily forgiven like that?
Miyuki: Because. That's it. It's just... because. Don't think about it.
Akiko: I kinda have to, Mi-chan. That's some super creepy stuff here!

END… for now… Haha…

A/N: I know, I was originally going to stretch it out to five chapters but I couldn't find a place to break off so… instant short fanfiction… (shrugs) so I guess I'll give you previews for the next two fics, cuz I've already written one.

Tails: Are we gonna riff that?
Miyuki: I don't know. If we do, I'm not gonna be in the mood to deal with Shadow the Sourpuss.

Hate Can Take A Life- After a huge argument about the custody of the control box, Jet lets it slip to Starr that their parents are dead.

Akiko: Uh... oops.

After that, things go downhill, and result in a horrific event that Jet will never forgive himself for.

Preview:

Jet tore through the bushes.

"I can't believe this is happening," he thought, "I should've just forgiven her! Now this is happening! Eggman, that traitor... he promised that it was only Starr and my fight! And if I had just told her why she can't touch the box, she'd be-"

"OMG," Jet gasped as he reached his sister. For she was lying on the ground, motionless, surrounded in a few of her sunset feathers. And her beak, feathers, dress, and Gear were patched with blood...

Tomoko: Yeah, seeing something like that instantly makes you go into some damn chatspeak.
Tails: Yeah, her head got chopped off. LOL!
Miyuki: *spits out her water, starts laughing* Oh, I should not have laughed like that.

Life without you wasn't life-

Jet thinks about what happened right after Sonic Riders. He remembers his real reason for wanting the carpet, the horrible flashbacks, and the thing his two friends did to help him find his sister. Prequel of "Wish Upon a Starr" Involves the ending of Sonic Riders and leads into chapter three of "Wish upon a Starr"

Akiko: A prequel? Were we reading this stuff out of order?
Tomoko: Nah. But why would I want to go backwards? Those birds were at their loudest back then!

Preview:

"Starr," he thought, "where are you?"

"Jet?" Wave asked, "Are you okay?"

He didn't want them to know he still missed her, so Jet casually smiled and said, "Yeah, I'm fine..."

Tails: Should we really riff this...?
Miyuki: Meh, I don't even know if I wanna do that. There's worse crap out there.
Akiko: Yeah. Besides, we've already looked at some stuff that's worse than this.
Tomoko: *groans* I know. Trust me, I know.
Miyuki: Benji?
Tomoko: Ugh.
Miyuki: Yep. Benji.

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