Mystery Science Theater En Masse

Special Episode 3: A Story of Destined Love (Part Four)

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Warning: You have reached Part Four of this riffing, which contains a sex scene and some strong language. Proceed with caution.

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~Chapter Five: Sensual Flames~

Amy: What kind of title name is that? Is it even possible to have some sort of crazy love for flames or something?
Sonic: Three words, Ames... ask Kyo LeMaire.

After Emi had ate at least 95 percent of the takeout (and leaving Kyo with only a box of fish and rice), she sighed in satisfaction for a while.

Sonia: I'd hate to see what would happen when a famine rolls around. Ugh.

"Oh, thank you so much." the young heiress said, then she yawned lightly.

"No problem. And I have to tell you something..."

"What is it?"

Benimaru: *as Kyo* Marry me! Ignore the fact that we've known each other for about three months!
Kyo: No, Beni, here's the real answer... *as himself* I finally found an excuse for that "destiny" crap. Never mind the fact that I don't care about fate.
Emi: *as herself* What is it, Master Kyo?
Kyo: *as himself, turns to the reading audience* I don't know, but I think that the author can tell us the "backstory". Isn't that right... *flips through the fic* Sony Love?
Manic: Dude, don't break the fourth wall... we can't afford to put another one up.
Kyo: I'll pay for it.
Manic: You? With what money?
Kyo: Broccoli... you steal for a living, and you're asking me where I get money? Seriously?
Manic: *narrows his eyes* Don't mock my upbringing, man.

"I had a little talk with your mother... she says that you can stay here with me. Guess you moved out early, huh?"

"Oh my god! Thank you so much!" she squealed and hugged him... but to the Kusanagi heir, it felt like she was crushing him.

Amy: *rolls her eyes* Yeah, real convenient, huh?
Keiko: Yes, never mind that seventeen's nowhere near the adult age in Japan!
Amy: And what age would that be?
Keiko: It's twenty, Amy.
Amy: Oh. Okay, then.

"Miss Emi... I know that you're happy... but your 'hug' is squeezing the crap out of me."

"Oh, sorry." she said as she let him go.

"It's all right. Listen, I want you to take a shower and get ready for bed, okay?"

"Why should I listen to you...?"

Benimaru: *as Kyo* So we can screw each other.
Sonic: *as Emi* Oh, Master Kyo!
Everyone else: *stares at Sonic*
Sonic: Hey, quit it! Fourteen creepy eyeballs looking at me... it's just eerie.

"Because I'm your master and a responsible adult." he said, but Emi simply laughed at him.

"What's so funny...?"

"You? A responsible adult? You haven't even graduated high school yet!" she said as tears began to flow from her eyes because she was laughing so hard.

Kyo: *grumbles* And it comes back full circle...!

"Yeah... whatever. Now that that's settled... I'm going to clean this crap up, so go ahead."

"Okay." she said after she had calmed down.

"And listen, I'm coming in after you take your shower, so please don't use all of the hot water, alright?"

Emi: *as herself* Um, Master Kyo, why couldn't we take one... together?
Sonia: *as Kyo* Because the author didn't think about that. Go to bed so we can do that... whatever.

"Yes, Dad." Emi said in a playful tone, causing him to smile a bit. After a slow hour, the young girl was lying in her master's bedroom with a pink towel wrapped around her slender body,

Manic: And remember, ladies and gents... "Emi" is skinny.
Benimaru: And once again, it's because overweight Sues don't exist.

waiting for him to come out of the shower... and he did, having a white towel around his waist. She stared at his muscular chest and lightly blushed.

"What...?"

"Master Kyo... you look like a god..." she whispered as he slightly shrugged and laid down with her, taking her into his arms.

Sonia: *flips through a book* Really? A Japanese boy managed to look like a Roman god? That's news to me.

"Oh, stop sucking up..." he said as he pulled her in for a deep kiss, causing the Tsuki heiress to moan lightly.

"I'm feeling kind of warm..." she lightly whispered as she felt his hand go through her damp hair.

"You mean... you've never felt this way before...?"

All: Of course not, you idiot!
Keiko: Someone really needs to go back to school...
Kyo: *throws one of the couch's pillows at Keiko*
Keiko: *easily slices the pillow with her katana before it hits her head* Care to try again, Kusanagi baka?
Kyo: *grunts angrily*
Amy: *whimpering* My pillow... my beautiful couch pillow...

"Um... only when I'm at Volleyball practice... but this is totally different."

"Then I'll show you just how different this is." he said as he slowly pulled down her towel, revealing her breasts.

"Ah... oh..." she moaned as her master began to suck on her right breast, then he massaged her left one.

Benimaru: Let's hope that it doesn't turn into "The Jade, Shadow, and Scourge Sex Fest".
Kyo, Emi, Keiko: *shudders*

"Miss Emi..." the Kusanagi heir whispered after he had stopped his current action and stared into her dark eyes.

"I'm... feeling kind of wet... I don't know what's happening to me..." she said as she was kissed again.

Manic: Oh, you know, lady. Don't try to act all shy when that's what you wanted since the damn intro.

"You really like what I'm doing to you... don't you?"

Amy: Believe me, I don't even know what you're doing.

he whispered in an erotic tone as he removed her towel, his right hand trailed from her breasts to her intimate area,

Sonia: It isn't that hard to type "vagina", author. Save some keystrokes.

then he slowly inserted a finger into her, causing the young heiress to gasp in pleasure... but instead, it sounded a lot more like pain.

"Doushita no? (What's wrong?)"

Sonic: Is that--
Kyo, Benimaru, Emi, Keiko: You know that's right.
Sonic: Huh. Okay, then.

"Nothing... nothing... keep going." she answered and moaned as his finger slowly slid in and out of her, then he added a second one as he gave her another slow, passionate kiss.

Emi: *yawns* Are we done yet? It's like I'm eating plain ramen noodles.

"Oh..." she whispered and massaged her breasts as he continued. She tried to make out her master's face in the inky darkness of the room, but her vision was getting blurry because something had hit her...

Manic: An LSD trip. Jimi Hendrix was the guest star.
Benimaru: *laughs*

"Shit..." is what the heir said through clenched teeth as soon as he felt her muscles clamp his fingers, then he did his best to continue to thrust them in and out of her, pushing his lover into an intense climax, causing her to call out her master's name.

Keiko: Eh. Typical Kusanagi baka... doesn't know how to truly pleasure a woman.
Kyo: You know, Tsukino gaki... I feel like I want to strangle you in your sleep.
Benimaru: Hey, calm down, you two! Let's continue to enjoy the love scene... or what we think is a love scene.

"Ah... oh... thank you... Master Kyo..." she whispered after her slow recovery and sat up, still shaking from the new feeling that had recently surged through her body.

Sonic: Translation: An orgasm. Really, how flowery is this stuff?
Emi: *hiding a book behind her back* What was that, Mr. Sonic?
Sonic: Yeah... never mind.

"Are you okay?" he asked as he relaxed on the bed, and afterwards, she followed suit, but after a while, she moved closer to him and placed her head on his chest, then she began to stroke it softly.

Benimaru: So did she rub her head or his chest?
Sonia: If it's the former, that means that she's one vain little thing.
Benimaru: *smirks* Says the vain little thing.
Sonia: *scoffs* A bit hypocritical for you to say that, isn't it?
Benimaru: Probably.

"Yes, I'm fine."

"So, Emi... do you want to return the favor?"

"Huh?"

All: He said, "Do you want to return the favor?"!

"It's your decision... but if you really want to do it... go down."

Keiko: Go down... where? To the floor? To the center of the Earth? What?
Manic: Someone needs to read a "How To" guide on writing sensible lemony dialogue.
Keiko: I've read worse stuff than this, Manic.

he commanded as his young student/lover lifted her head and followed his request... but her reaction was unexpected as soon as she had removed her master's towel...

"Oh my god! How long is this thing?"

Manic: *laughing*
Kyo: Is this referring to my penis, or is this referring to how much crap that this fic's stretched out?
Sonia: If it's the former, it better not be a foot long.
Amy: Really, what am I reading here?
Sonic: Relax, Ames; the lemon scene's kinda bad. You're around responsible adults.
Amy: Uh... no, I'm not; Mr. Nikaido and Emi seem to be the sane ones here.

"It's only eight inches... do what you want with it... oh, fuck..." the Kusanagi heir moaned because she had already started to take it into her mouth. The Tsuki heiress hummed as she sucked away and she bobbed her head up and down, adding the intensity to her master's pleasure.

Benimaru: Oh. Uh... oh, boy.
Emi: I didn't know that I had... *coughs nervously* ...that kind of ability. Oh, my.
Amy: No, seriously, what kind of scene is this?
Sonia: You really think that this is bad, Amy? You haven't seen the rest of this thing.

"Keep going..." he said as he moaned again, but this time, they were beginning to increase by volume since the girl started to suck on it harder... and faster... and kept humming away... and in less than half a minute, it seemed like he was ready to burst... but he tried his best to hold it in, since he didn't want to come in her mouth or on her face... but he had to release... now.

Kyo: It looks like my fic self's getting sucked off by a vacuum cleaner. Are you kidding me?
Everyone else: *snickering*

"Miss Emi! I can't hold it in any longer... ahh... uhh..."

All: *making odd faces* Ugh...

The heiress lifted her head as he cried out and came, staring at the white liquid that spurted from his member and onto her hand.

Manic: It was Elmer's glue.
Sonic: *hacking on a piece of cheese*
Everyone except Sonic and Manic: *all in fetal positions in various corners of the room*
Sonia: Why do you make us think about this stuff, Manic?!

"Ah! Master Kyo..." she whispered as he panted and sighed in satisfaction.

"It's okay... I'm fine... but I've never felt this way before... you've done a very nice job."

Emi: And masturbation doesn't exist in this fic. Okay, then.

"Thanks." she whispered as she rested her head on her master/lover's chest once again, but this time, she received a hand running through her hair and a kiss on her forehead. The young heiress blushed and kissed his cheek in response. And after the two had taken the time to say their "I love you's", they were slowly drifting off to sleep, where their beautiful dreams of destiny awaited them...

Sonia: Oh, god, the purple prose...

But someone was wacthing the whole thing through the pitch-black darkness of Osaka's streets...

Keiko: Uh... I didn't know that they were doing a free peep show. This fic's just making less and less sense now.

'So... her name is Emi... that little wench will get it... I will be the one to give her the pain that she deserves...'

Kyo: What the hell did he bring to this? A magical stethoscope or something?
Amy: Hey, maybe we're finally getting a plot!
Kyo: We're over halfway done with this thing, and now you want to talk about a plot? Yep, this is "Twilight", all right.

~Chapter Six: The Abduction~

Kyo: *gets up* Hey, I guess we don't need to read the chapter now!
Sonic: *gets up* Sweet!
Amy, Emi: *stares at Sonic and Kyo respectively*
Sonic, Kyo: *mumbling, sits back down*

"Bright sunlight... oh, my..." is what Emi mumbled as soon as she woke up. She blinked a couple of times, then she looked up to see a sleeping Kyo. The young heiress lightly blushed as soon as the events from last night popped into her head.

"Oh... I thought that that was all a dream..."

Sonia: Just like this fic ending prematurely. That was a dream to me as well.

She remained there for a few more minutes before she finally heard a light moan and felt the movements of her master.

Manic: You sure that was just his arms or something?
Amy: *begins to vacuum the carpet*
Manic: *unplugs the vacuum* Thanks for the prop riff, Amy.

"Master Kyo..." the Tsuki heiress whispered and looked into his eyes.

"Ohh... shit..."

Kyo: Well, this is full of sh... oh, never mind.

"What's wrong?"

"Nothing... I just have a light headache, that's all." the Kusanagi heir said as he sat up.

Emi: Funny, I thought that sex relieved stress and headaches.
Benimaru: Maybe he had one too many drinnks before he jumped into bed with... "you".

"Um... I just remembered something..."

"What is it?"

Amy: *as Emi* You're sleeping with the wrong girl! My name's not Yuki!
Sonic: *as Kyo* Oh... whatever. I'm sleeping with Yagami in some other fics, so... do you want another go?
Amy: *as Emi* Oh, Master Kyo!
Kyo, Emi: *facepalms*

"Don't we have school today?"

"Oh, shit! You're right!" he said as he grabbed his towel from last night, wrapped it around his waist, and literally tore through the drawers to find the clothes that he needed.

"Miss Emi... stop fingering yourself and find your clothes too..."

Manic: *explodes*
Everyone else: *quickly ducks to avoid the explosion debris*
Kyo: What... what the hell just happened?!
Benimaru: Ugh, Manic must've blown up. Probably had a sex joke overload.
Kyo: Oh, wow.
Sonic, Sonia: *frantically piecing their brother together* Holy crap! Manic!
Manic: *sighs* Whew! Thanks, guys... I didn't know that was even possible!

"Hey, I'm not doing that!" she said as she picked her towel up, wrapped it around her body, then she left for the guest room to set her clothes. After the quick dressing, grooming, and a very small amount of breakfast which made Emi whine and complain, the two rushed outside and hopped onto Kyo's motorcycle.

Keiko: Oh, boo hoo. We have starving kids in those third world countries, but that's fine; you just go to school and continue to bang your master. Go on, Bella with flames!

"You ready, Miss Emi?"

"Yeah."

"Then hang on!" he called out and they sped off... but he cursed his bad luck, and the traffic... again.

All: *singing* New York, New York...

"Damn Saturday mornings! Damn traffic lights! Damn Japan traffic! Fuck! Shit!"

All: *singing* It's a helluva town!

"Well... at least our school isn't that far away..." she mumbled as she listened to her master who was still cursing away. And after ten minutes, Kyo managed to park in a good spot, and the two ran inside the school.

"All right, I'll see you... fourth hour. Are you going to sit next to me?"

Kyo: Fourth... hour? Jeez, I'm already a swearing blockhead, now I'm being placed in an American-like school for good measure!
Keiko: Well, just hack out the swearing part, and we have you today.
Kyo: You--
Emi: Okay, okay, calm down.

"Of course."

"Later, Emi..." he whispered and quickly kissed her lips before they went their seperate ways.

"Oh, man..." the Tsuki heiress mumbled as she ran inside her first hour, and it would only be a matter of seconds before the bell rang. She sighed and took her seat which was between Miyuki and her training partner, Shingo.

Amy: Who decided that now was the perfect time to randomly exist.

"Oh, Miss Tsuki... did you forget that we had a test this morning?" Shingo asked as the girl put her things away.

"Oh, crap! I didn't study for it..."

"Yo, Yabuki! I don't think that she'll have a problem. I mean, this is Math, it's her best subject anyway." Miyuki said as she impatiently waited for her test. After thirty minutes of boring test-taking, Emi fell asleep right after she had finished... but she was snoring, causing her sporty friend and training partner to look at her.

Sonic: *snores*
Sonia: *nudges Sonic* Well, at least he didn't explode.
Manic: *chuckling nervously*

"Hey, Emi... you're disturbing some of our classmates..." the Kumebara girl whispered as the young heiress lifted her head and looked around. Some stared at her, while others laughed.

Emi: *shakes her head* Ugh... can my old self be any more flowery? What's next, I have... I mean, had... the most wonderful singing voice that can lull others to sleep?
Amy: Nope. The triplets and I have already dealt with someone like that.
Emi: And what happened to her?
Amy: Sonia shot her with her keytar laser, execution style.
Emi: Oh! That's a bit harsh, isn't it?
Sonic, Sonia, Manic, Amy: Nope.

"Crap." the Tsuki heiress said as her test paper was corrected and passed back.

Benimaru: Well, damn! It looks like we have robots for teachers now!
Kyo: I thought that it had something to do with those test scanning sheets.
Sonia: Maybe Japan really is ahead of us and we know nothing about it... and of course, they left Kyo in the dark about that.
Kyo: You know what, Keyboard Girl...

"What did you get, Miss Tsuki?"

Manic: She passed. Because she's smart.

"Two wrong... 96 percent."

"Cool. Miyuki, what did you get?"

Manic: She failed. Because she's dumb.

"Ugh... I failed! 30 percent! My mom's gonna kill me! God, I hate tests! Emi, can you burn this paper, please?"

All except Manic: You called it.
Manic: Piece of cake.

"Now, I'm not pulling you out of another hole, Miyuki." she lightly said before she fell asleep... and snored again.

"Miss Tsuki... you're snoring again..." Shingo said as he nudged her.

"Crap." she mumbled as the bell rang and she tried her best to wake up... but by fourth hour, she was out like a light, and so was Kyo... but only for a few minutes, because someone had slammed their hands on their table.

"Hey, wake up, you lovebirds!"

"Beni... go away." Kyo mumbled as Emi yawned and sat up.

Sonia, Amy, Emi, Keiko: *stares at Benimaru*
Benimaru: Hello, ladies. I guess it's time for the real star of the fic to show up...
Kyo: *rolls his eyes*

"Hello, Nikaido-san." she whispered and rested her head on her master/lover's shoulder, then she nearly fell asleep again.

"Um, hi, Emi. Ya know, this is the first time that you've actually fallen asleep in this crappy class with your eyes closed."

Sonic: Which would be nice if we knew what the damn class actually was.

"Yeah, it's kinda surprising, huh?" she said as she yawned again.

"Sure... but it wouldn't surprise me if Kyo got another detention for sleeping in class again... he is your only ride home, right?"

Keiko: Or she can just walk home and get assaulted again. It's happened in two different chapters... so why can't we aim for a third?
Emi: *points to the chapter title* I think we can see that one coming, little sister.

"Oh, crap!" she cried as she quickly shot up and shook her master.

"Emi... you can stop now, I'm up." is what the Kusanagi heir whispered as he slowly sat up.

"Damn it Beni, can you just let me sleep for once?"

"You see, this is the sole reason why beds were made. Jeez, you sound like you sleep on the floor, or outside on the grass... or maybe you've been smoking the grass." Benimaru said as Kyo gave him the finger.

Benimaru: I'm a lot funnier than that, you know.

"Fuck you."

"Oh, god... well, at least it's not like Keiko's bitching..." Emi mumbled as the two friends/rivals continued their "heated argument".

"Oh, and Emi...?"

"Yes?"

"I got a detention... for sleeping during second hour, so you can bring Miyuki to our house. She can keep you company."

Kyo: "Our"? "Our"?! The heck is this mess?!
Amy: *hands Kyo a sign* Oh, that reminds me; I made a sign for you earlier.
Kyo: *reading* The home of Kyo Kusanagi and Mary Sue. *stares at Amy* Seriously, Piko?
Amy: You're welcome, Mr. Kusanagi.

"Really? Thanks."

"No problem. Your friends are my friends, and..." Kyo trailed off as he looked at Benimaru.

"I guess my friends are your friends too..." the heir mumbled as his best friend returned the finger.

"Fuck you, girly-boy."

"Screw you, femmy."

Kyo, Benimaru: *groans* Someone... please shoot us.

"Ahh, forget it." Emi mumbled as she left the table and sat next to her classmate and teammate, Kyoko.

Sonia: Who will never be mentioned again. Ever.
Emi: Uh... is the author referring to Cosplayer Kyoko?
Sonia: I don't know. Believe what you want to believe.

After the heat cooled down and the boring school day was overwith, the Tsuki heiress invited Miyuki to stay at her house for a while.

"Okay, Miyuki. You can relax in the guest room for a bit. Make yourself comfortable or something. I'll be back with a couple of movies." Emi said as the sporty girl nodded and politely placed her schoolbooks in a corner of the room and relaxed on the bed.

"Hey, Emi! Do you have one of those crappy movies that we can laugh at?"

Sonic: You're asking the wrong "Mystery Science Theater" group, ma'am. We're "En Masse", not "3000".
Manic: *throws his hands up* Great. There goes our fourth wall.

"Um... I do have a taping of that Street Fighter Live-Action movie from a few years back..." the heiress mumbled as she came into the room and inserted the tape into the VCR.

Emi: A few...? When was this fic written?
Manic: 2005. "Few years", my butt.

"Want any snacks?"

"No thanks, I'm fine. You're my best friend, not my servant. Relax, man." Miyuki said as her best friend nodded and sat in a chair.

"Are you ready to see it?"

"Go ahead." the sporty girl said as the 'play' button was pressed, starting the movie. Miyuki raised an eyebrow in less than five minutes of viewing the movie.

Benimaru: Hey, the first five minutes didn't suck... that much.

"What... the... fuck is this shit?"

Kyo: I'd like to say the same about this fic... and that other "Street Fighter" movie... and that live-action "King of Fighters" film... and...

"Don't ask." Emi said as they continued to watch. Miyuki kept shaking her head every few minutes, questioning the characters, the bad acting, and the messy, messy plot.

Manic: *singsong* Someone hates Capcom...
Sonia: "Hated", little brother.
Manic: No, I'm pretty sure that the author still hates them... in some way or form.
Sonic: Oh, come on, Bison didn't suck! He was the only good thing about that film!
Amy: *as "Guile"* Then you can all go home.

"Miyuki, I said 'don't ask'." the Tsuki heiress said as soon as the movie ended.

"Jeez, that was some cracked-out shit. What were they thinking anyway? Ah, forget it. Let's talk." the sporty girl said as she sat on the edge of the bed, waiting for her best friend to sit next to her.

"Now, Emi... you've been acting kinda funny today. Did somebody do something to you? Did you do something to somebody?"

Emi: *as herself* I murdered someone.
Keiko: *as Miyuki* Oh... and here I thought that your sister was the psychotic one.

"Well, I did something... with somebody... last night."

"Huh?"

All: She said that she did something with someone last night!

"Last night, Master Kyo and I..."

"Oh, my god! Are you kidding?"

"No..."

"Are you going to stay with him?"

"I have to... it's my destiny. I really love him, though."

Kyo: *sighs* Blah, blah, blah, destiny... god, I hate that word so much!
Benimaru: And she said that she loves him. Yeah...
Keiko: *as Emi* Sure, I've been trying to get into his pants since the first chapter, but that's all true love!
Emi: *sighs*

Then the girls heard the sound of a window opening harshly, and it made both girls jump.

"Oh my." Emi said as she got up to shut the window, then she sat down with Miyuki again. Then the wind picked up power and speed, knocking the power out, and a few more windows opened.

Kyo: Crap, it's Goenitz!
Sonic: Run! Run!

"Great." Miyuki said as Emi got up.

"Well, the weather people said that there would be high winds today..." the Tsuki heiress said and activated a flame in the palm of her hand to take the place of light.

Sonia: *gets up* And then the house burned down. Fic's over!
Benimaru: Where are you going? You're going to miss the weirder things in this fic.
Sonia: *sits back down* If "weirder" means "even worse", I don't think I want to bother.

"I don't think that Master Kyo will be back for quite a while... he said that he had to do something as soon as he got out of his detention... hours. I'm going to get something from the kitchen. You coming?"

"Of course. You'd eat everything before you come back to the room anyway." the sporty girl said as she got up and followed her best friend.

Amy: Because eating like you have a bottomless gut is really adorable.
Emi: *eating a box of dumplings* Oh, yeah. Tell me about it.
Amy: Uh... huh...
Emi: What's wrong, Miss Rose? I'm just a little hungry, that's all.
Amy: *shakes her head* It's nothing.

"Okay, Miyuki... um, Miyuki? Where are you?"

"I'm behind you... don't worry..." she said, trying to sound normal.

"What's wrong?"

Keiko: Aside from this fic going on and on and on without a plot?

"Your existence on this planet! That's what's wrong!" came the voice of an intruder. He simply tossed Miyuki aside like a piece of paper and pinned Emi to a hallway wall.

"I told you that we would meet again, Emi..."

"How do you know me?" she whispered as her flame died out, then Miyuki got up and charged.

Manic: Uh... try Chapters Three and Five. Thank you very much, Mary Sue!
Amy: Okay, let me get this straight... she can't recognize the same voice from the third chapter? Not only that, she never told Kyo about the assault--
Everyone else: Logic's dead!
Kyo: Jeez, Piko!

"Hey, leave my friend alone! Prowess Tackle!" she cried as she ran shoulder first, hoping to knock him off... but instead, Emi was released, and Miyuki was grabbed.

Sonic: Whoops.

"You weak little bitch..." he said, tightening the grip on her neck.

"Aah! Emi, run!" Miyuki said after she gagged. The young heiress slowly got up and ran outside, away from the chaos and pain that was done to her best friend.

Emi: *writing* Even more purple prose...
Kyo: *peeking over Emi's shoulder* You left out "lack of plot".
Emi: *sighs in annoyance* Master Kyo...

"Miyuki... you're just another worthless obstacle..."

Then she received a flaming punch that didn't scar or burn her, but it certainly knocked her lights out.

Sonia: Is that logical?
Benimaru: It's just a fic... a fic that had no sense to begin with. Just ignore that.

'Emi... you can run away from me... but your freedom will be short-lived.'

'Just run...' the young heiress thought to herself as she did so. She pushed herself to run for a few more minutes before she stopped and sat on top of a covered trash can near an alleyway.

'Miyuki... I can't believe that she would do something like that... for me. I want to go back to help her... but I just can't.' she thought to herself, then a short, cold gust of wind came, causing the Tsuki heiress to shudder a bit.

Keiko: Of course. Everyone has to bend over for the Sue.
Emi: *playing with a marionette* Oh, my! It looks like I must sacrifice myself for my best friend's safety because I'm not the main focus!
Keiko: Uh... yeah. That's creeping me out a little, big sister.

"Oh my." she whispered as she stretched, clasping her hands together as she leaned back, but they were grabbed in a split second.

"What the?!" she said as she was forced to lean back even further and she stared into that same pair of blood red eyes.

Manic: Whoa, dude's got a homing device!

"Say goodbye to your freedom, Emi..."

"Who are you? What do you want from me?" she asked as she was being picked up.

"What I want... is your head. But if I killed you now, there wouldn't be any fun in that. So your pathetic life is spared... for now."

Sonic: Holy crap, it is Dusk!
Sonia, Manic, Amy: *screams*
Amy: Maybe he'll ask for some tea before that!
Sonic, Sonia, Manic: *screams*
Kyo, Benimaru, Emi, Keiko: *stares at the hedgehogs in a confused manner*

"But... who are you?"

"You can call me... Kusanagi. I'm your master's clone." he said as he set her down.

Benimaru: Oh, there's our random villain. The plot finally begins.
Sonia: There was a plot?
Benimaru: Well played, Sonia. Well played.

"And now I dare you to run away from me again..."

Amy: *as Emi* Okay, bye! Come on, legs! Do your work!

"I'm not taking that risk. You'd perform the Koto Tsuki You on me if I tried to do that."

Kyo: So... tell him to eat one and run for the hills? Try to beat the crap out of him? Something?! For fuck's sake, "I'm" training your dumb ass!

"You're a smart girl. Now come on, you little wench." Kusanagi growled as he harshly grabbed her neck and pulled her along.

Keiko: And then it snapped like a twig.
Manic: *as Kusanagi* Huh. That wasn't supposed to happen...
Sonic: Oh, so the girl's a tavern wench now?
Amy: Welcome to the Middle Ages, everyone.

"Where are you taking me?"

Emi: *mimicking Manic* To Hell!
Manic: *claps* Neat!

"To a place that you don't know. And just to make sure that you don't remember the path... Form 212: Koto Tsuki You!"

"What? You lying fuck!" she screamed as she was caught in the deadly technique that had set her on fire and had caused her to lose consciousness.

Sonic: Well... *shifts eyes* shit.

"Hah, you never saw it coming." Kusanagi whispered as he kneeled down and kissed the knocked out heiress' lips. Then he got up and picked her up with little effort before heading out to who knows where.

Sonia: Is it too hard to spell "unconscious", author? Is it?
Kyo: Yes.
Sonia: Then you spell it.
Kyo: No.
Sonia: *sighs* Figures.

'And when you wake up, we are going to have a little fun. Do you understand, Miss Emi?'

Amy: I don't want to know what kind of fun he's planning on having.
Benimaru: I think we'll be okay... if he doesn't use razorblades.

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