Mystery Science Theater En Masse

Special Episode 4: Kusanagi's Wrath (Part Two)

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Warning: You have reached Part Two of this riffing, which contains strong language and some violent scenes. Proceed with caution.

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~Chapter Ten: Emi's Brutal Battle~

Keiko: We've went through a ton of blood packs in the prequel, and now you want to talk about something that's "brutal'? Yeah, sure.

'The time to attack is near...'

Kyo K.: *still playing with the Rubik's Cube* Yeah, you should've done that in the last chapter.
Cassy: How so, dude?
Kyo K.: Okay, Goth Girl... I'm just saying that he could swoop in like Tarzan and snatch her up or something.
Cassy: In Japan? Never mind, forget I asked that.

As Emi silently and slowly got out of bed and slipped out of Kyo's protective arms, she walked outside into the night wearing the same tank top and shorts that she had on, plus, she wore her Kusanagi gloves in case of any emergency.

Benimaru: Not to mention that someone had to act like an idiot to further the plot.
Miyu: Good is always dumb.
Jessie: And apparently, good doesn't shower, either.

It was a good idea... for she had sensed that somebody... and a battle... was near...

Kyo L.: About time! Give me my damn blood already!
Jessie: Ever heard of "Make Love, Not War"?
Kyo L.: Hell no, Jess.

'Huh...' she thought as she flipped off of the house step and quickly shifted into her defense.

"Who's there? Show yourself if you're not afraid to fight me!"

Emi: Someone's a little overconfident.
Keiko: Especially when you consider that she didn't battle anyone in the prequel.
Emi: Well, my former self battled an assailant.
Keiko: Let me rephrase myself... she didn't battle anybody of importance.
Emi: Oh. Yes, you're right about that, little sister.

"I'm surprised that you're actually going to fight this time, Emi..."

Keiko: See? Even he knows.
Kyo K.: Yep.

"Kusanagi!" Emi said as she barely dodged a flaming punch, then she was pinned down to the ground.

"Come on, you are going to fight back, right?" the clone said as he pressed her head further into the dirt as she coughed and struggled to breathe.

Miyu: Oh, my! I guess that's his way of saying "hello" there!

"You will feel my fire! Serpent Blast!" she cried as her body burned with flames, blowing her opponent away. She quickly got up and stared at him.

Kyo K.: Before anyone asks... no, that move doesn't exist in my arsenal.
Everyone else except Cassy: I thought so.
Cassy: *shrugs* Wasn't going to ask, anyway.

"I thought that Nikaido-san had killed you!"

Benimaru: *grits his teeth* Yeah, I thought so, too.
Cassy: Why's he bitter?
Emi: Um... Kusanagi indirectly called Nikaido-san... "fruity" in the prequel.
Cassy: Oh. Ouch.

"Well, you thought wrong. Indeed, that deadly technique of his had the potential to destroy me, but it seems that I was lucky enough to survive it."

Jessie: *kicks the plot device purse forward* Have fun, guys.

"Seems that you had the devil's luck there. You make me sick, you bastard." she growled, her voice dripping with venom and hate.

Miyu: How purple was that sentence? Sources say that it was a "peony" color.
Keiko: Huh. Guess she really was a snake.

"You better be careful... your rage will cloud your actions." he said as he smirked and launched a wave of fire. The Tsuki heiress smirked back and performed a backflip to dodge the attack.

Kyo L.: And... there goes Kyo's house. Nice job, guys.

"Koredemo... kuraye! (Take... this!) Form 101: Oboro Guruma! (Twilight Wheel!)"

Cassy: Is that correct...?
Keiko: *shrugs* We stoppped caring about translations when Sonic kept asking us.
Cassy: Oh.

Emi cried as she lunged towards Kusanagi and performed three kicks that had sent her into the air. She had managed to hit him, but upon her graceful landing, she had realized that it would be painful...

Emi: So... it wasn't graceful. You could've said that, too.

"You're too slow... Form 100: Oni Yaki! (Demon Burn!)" the clone cried as swirls of deadly flames surrounded him and connected with the young girl, igniting her on fire. She cried out and hit the ground, coughing and spitting blood from her mouth as she struggled to get up.

Benimaru: Yep, and we have more blood packs.
Kyo K.: Maybe the special effects guys went on the cheap side and opted to use some ketchup packets for this fic.
Jessie: Actually, I'm wondering how they didn't wake the whole neighborhood up with that light show of theirs.
Kyo K.: They're probably hibernating or something.

"Had enough?"

"I'm not through with you yet!" she screamed as she rushed towards him, the fire that was burning within her became stronger.

Keiko: And then Sonia came out of nowhere to correct that sentence.
Cassy: Maybe she'll activate her Sue-per Sue Bat signal after this.

"Eat this! Tsuki's Form 212: Tsuki No De! (Rising of the Moon!)" the heiress cried as she extended her elbow, hoping to grab him and deal some damage... but she had completely missed.

Emi: *yawns* Figures.

Before she could even think or say a word, the clone snuck behind her and snaked an arm around her waist, the free hand was used to cover her mouth, preventing any screams and turning them into little muffles of help.

Kyo L.: And then another rape scene was written.
Miyu: *sternly* That wasn't funny, and you know it.
Kyo L.: I wasn't trying to be funny.
Miyu: Oh. Sorry.

"Do you see what happens when you fight with your rage?"

Miyu: You send sodium filled hatemail afterwards?
Benimaru: *snickers*

"Mmm! Mmm..." was Emi's muffled cry as her body began to glow with flames again, but he retaliated by doing the same thing.

"I don't know why you force me to do these things to you, little girl..." Kusanagi whispered as she was blown away. Emi cried in pain as soon as she hit the ground, then she struggled to get up.

Cassy: Criminy, he's pulling a Dusk!
Kyo K.: *sits up* Alright, I've been confused long enough. Who the hell is this Dusk guy?
Cassy: He's a giant Stu who trumped everyone who wasn't named Shadow without breaking a sweat. Don't bother reading the fic that he's in.
Kyo K.: Yeah, thanks, Goth Girl.

"Why... you're just NESTS's little puppet..."

"Fuck NESTS! I have no connection with those morons!"

"But they created you..."

Benimaru: *confused* Eh?! How does she magically know all of this stuff?!
Keiko: Magical Mary Sue powers.
Emi: And why is Master Kyo still in school?
Kyo K.: It better be an alternate universe set.
Miyu: It is, Mr. Kusanagi.
Kyo K.: Oh. Still ain't helping my confusion, though.

"I know that... they wanted me to eliminate your master... but I didn't listen to them... I went by my own free will instead..."

"What do you mean?"

"Your master is the reason that I exist right before your eyes... he is the reason that my life's a living hell... that's why I want his head..."

Cassy: I think the fic just flatlined on us, dudes.
Kyo L.: Does that make me a clone, then?
Jessie: With your actions, you sound more like a clone of Kusanagi.
Kyo L.: Mmm, delicious.
Jessie: Miyu? I know I'm going to sound like a hypocrite for this, but you need to tame that little crazy thing over there.

"I feel your pain...

Emi: Don't abuse your random empathy powers. You are not Airhead, old me.
Miyu: *pushes glasses up* At this rate, she might as well be Airhead.

but I won't let you kill Master Kyo."

"You amuse me, Emi. The way that you fight is simply pathetic, and you say that you will stop me?"

Kyo L.: Oh, yeah. Boy's Dusk, all right.
Jessie: If he starts talking about how powerful he is, I'm going to shoot him down. I don't care how hot he is.

The young heiress simply growled and clenched her fists, dark crimson flames were emitting from them.

"The name of Tsuki will not be insulted!" she said as she got up.

Benimaru: Yes, it will. Isn't that the whole point of this chapter?
Keiko: No, that's the whole point of this series.

"Heh, I like it when you have your little girly hissy fits. They really... enhance my flames, you know."

Kyo K.: *in a bored tone* And then she screams, "You sick fuck!", just like the last twenty thousand times.

"You sick, perverted fuck!

Kyo K.: *tosses the Rubik's Cube in the air a few times* Bingo. Should've done a drinking game for that, too.

Eat this! Form 108: Yami Barai! (Darkness Sweep!)" the heiress cried as she launched a flaming ground projectile that blazed towards her opponent. She lightly smirked as the clone tried to block her flame and struggled to protect himself from the blaze... but she had expected him to break out of the flame's deadly heat.

Cassy: So... why'd you smirk in the first place? That's kinda pointless there.

"Heh, nice try, little girl..."

"Damn you..." she whispered as she noticed that he was charging energy.

"I will show you the extent of my true power... are you willing to take that risk?"

Miyu: *as Emi* Sure thing, Omega Kusanagi.
Kyo L., Jessie, Cassy: I want to hit you, Miyu.

"Bring it on..."

Keiko: *slaps her forehead* Bakamono... (Stupid person...)

Emi said as the two fighters charged at full speed towards themselves, extending their flaming fists... but in the end, it was Kusanagi that had connected with his target.

Emi: Yes, I think we figured as much.
Miyu: Is there any other way? Maybe we needed to draw out the chapter.

'No... how could this happen...?' the heiress thought as the deadly flames began to die out, and she was slowly losing her consciousness...

Benimaru: *jerks a thumb at Kyo K.* And someone was losing their patience.
Kyo K.: *mumbling, still playing around with the Rubik's Cube* Already lost it, Beni. I'm going to keep at this until we get to the plot... oh, wait. Yeah, it doesn't exist.

"I warned you... but you had to take it upon yourself to be some sort of supergirl... very amusing." the clone said as he carried the heiress' limp body along.

Cassy: Yes, and someone else's pain tickles him. I wonder who this reminds me of...
Everyone else: *stares at Kyo L.*
Kyo L.: What? You got your kinks, and I have mine. Mind your damn business.

'And now I have the perfect plan to eliminate your master... let's just say that it will reach new heights...'

Benimaru: Do you guys live near a crappy comedy club or anything?
Jessie: I don't think so.
Benimaru: Oh, good. I don't think I could handle another visit to one of those spots.

Early the next morning, Kyo slowly opened his eyes and blinked a few times before he looked to his side.

'Emi... where is she...?'

All: *flatly* Kidnapped.
Jessie: Blasted moron.

He got out of bed wearing a pair of sweatpants and headed to the kitchen, expecting her to be there, making breakfast for the two of them... and eating three-fourths of it... but she wasn't there, either.

Keiko: *rolls her eyes* Because gluttony is so adorable. Someone shoot me.

'Where the hell is she?'

All: *annoyed* She's been kidnapped!

The bathroom door was open, the guest room was empty, and now his hopes had just run dry.

'This better not be what I think it is...'

All: It is, you dodo bird!

The Kusanagi heir quickly took care of his needs and ran outside, his fists burning with flames of rage.

'Kusanagi... he's back... I can sense it... don't worry, Emi... I'll find you... and I'll make sure that he will pay...'

Emi: And the last horse crosses the finish line. Nice work.

Thirteen hours later,

Kyo K.: ...we still don't know what the hell time it was. Care to give us a clock or something, magical time people?

Emi slowly woke up, but she didn't bother to move, knowing that she had chains attached to her wrists and ankles, but her Kusanagi gloves were still intact.

Cassy: Are you sure? Why don't you try burning them?
Keiko: That won't work, Morgan. Besides, none of the flame users can burn chains, but they can break locks with their awkward physical strength.

"Ohh..."

"So, my lovely prisoner is finally awake..." Kusanagi said as he kneeled down beside the young heiress and softly stroked her cheek.

"You better let me go, you sick fuck." she said as her captor lightly laughed.

Jessie: Hm... I guess I can take the cutie's advice about the "sick fuck" thing... *takes two shots of sake*
Miyu: And how many shots was that so far?
Jessie: Third shot, sweetie.

"Sure... but there's one little thing... you have no chance of leaving. I have blocked the only exit with heavy crates that you can't move even if your life depended on it."

Emi: *as herself* Um... does that mean that you won't be able to leave, either? And what will happen if there's a fire outside? Are the crates filled with explosives or anything like that?
Kyo L.: *as Kusanagi* Crap, I didn't think about that. God, I hate you and your logic. And go back to being a helpless Sue, you!

"You always have dirty tricks up your sleeve." the Tsuki heiress spat as the clone removed her restraints.

"And besides, where am I?"

Miyu: Who's talking?
Benimaru: The Sue, I think. Maybe Kusanagi's got himself a little harem or something. And if that's the case... then I hate him right now.

"We're at the construction site of what is about to be the future home of the Nakamura building... it's thirty stories tall... and it's the perfect spot for my new plan to kill your master..."

"Over my dead body."

Cassy: *as Kusanagi* Really? *snaps Emi's neck* Well, that was easy...

"Well then, if you want to stop me... then we'll battle again. I have sensed that you didn't fight with your full potential and I know that you like things that shake your life to make it a lot more interesting..."

"How... did you...?"

Kyo K.: He must've found the Sue's profile on Match.com.

"I have his thoughts and memories. Anything that he knows or has just learned will become my thoughts as well, and that keeps me one step ahead of him."

Emi: Wait, I'm still confused. Is he a shadow or a cyborg?
Keiko: Sounds like the former now.
Jessie: Eh, the fic didn't make sense to begin with. Oh, well... at least I have my sake right now.

"Damn you..."

"You'll hate me even more when you will find out what I've done to somebody close to you..."

That thought had struck her inside her heart, mind, and soul.

All: *singing* Body and soul...
Emi: *putting a romance novel behind her back* Yep, yep, yep.

Who did he hurt... or kill...?

Kyo L.: Does my sanity count as a person? And if it is, can you replace that?
Miyu: Kyo... I think your sanity was slaughtered long before this riffing.

Was it her sister, her mother, her best friend, or her father?

Well, if he had hurt her father, she wouldn't care too much, since he had abandoned her and Keiko...

Benimaru: Did... we have to mention that part?
Cassy: Instant unnecessary news, dude.

The young heiress slowly got into her fighting stance and lightly bit her bottom lip.

"Kusanagi... you will tell me what you've done..."

Kyo K.: *as Kusanagi* Okay. I married your sister.
Keiko: You are a sad, sad soul for saying that, Kusanagi... Kyo.

"Then you'll have to fight me if you want the truth. Ikuze, kawaiinochan. (Let's go, cutie.)"

Benimaru: What?! Now the son of a bitch is stealing my lines!
Jessie: Someone needs to lower that dose of Haterade over there.
Benimaru: I am not "hating", thank you very much. I'm too pretty to "hate".
Jessie: Uh-huh.

the clone said as he made a gesture for her to come to him and smirked. Emi took a deep breath and readied herself.

"It's your move, girl." he said as she clenched her fists and rushed with full speed.

Emi: And then they made out... I think.
Miyu: There's no way that I'm going to play that music. Not after what I heard from you guys.

"I'll show you what I'm made of! Tsuki's Form 212: Tsuki No De!" Emi cried as she ran with all of her might, and her speed was no match for Kusanagi as her elbow connected with the back of his neck and unleashed a flaming uppercut to finish. The clone simply grunted as he hit the cold floor and her flames died out.

Kyo K.: So... did he turn around and let himself get hit in the back of the neck? I'm confused here.

"Tell me what you've done!"

"I will... if you can stand up to me." he said as she lunged at him and performed a hop kick, but she didn't see the sweeping move that had sent her to the floor.

Cassy: No kidding, considering that she did a hop kick and all.

The young heiress simply rolled out of the way as soon as she saw that his flaming fist nearly connected with her face, then she got up and performed a backflip that had connected with his chin and sent him back a bit.

"Okay... I'll tell you..."

"Say it."

Kyo L.: *as Kusanagi* Psych! Come on and beat it out of me again, baby!
Keiko: Did you ever think about checking into a mental facility, LeMaire?
Kyo L.: Don't need to. My head's still on straight.

"She had to be the one who had underestimated my strength... and she didn't survive my wrath... I have killed your mother."

Cassy: *as Emi* That's a long sentence... wait, what did you just say?
Benimaru: *as Kusanagi* Are you deaf? I just said that I killed your mother!
Cassy: *as Emi* Oh. Oh, wait! You son of a...!

As soon as she heard those words, tears immediately stung Emi's eyes, and they slowly began to flow down her face.

Jessie: Like a river?
Miyu: *giggling*

"Why?! You fucking psycho!" she screamed as she now began to fight with pure rage.

"What did I tell you about fighting with your anger...?" Kusanagi quietly said as he grabbed her arm and twisted it in a very painful manner, causing her to scream and cry out.

Kyo K.: Christ. Why don't you break the limb off while you're at it, you sick freak?

"Please! I can't take any more!" she cried as she hit the floor and dragged him with her, sobbing uncontrollably.

"You're damn lucky that I didn't break off your fuckin' limb." the clone snarled as he pressed her down. The young heiress cried loudly and tried to see his face through her tears. The cries were turning into painful screams, then she tried to calm down, and that resulted in light whimpers.

Keiko: So... she screamed, cried out, sobbed, cried again, screamed again, and then she shut up?
Emi: Yes...?
Keiko: Okay, then. I guess.

"Please... please... let me go." she silently whispered.

"What if I had kept you in this position in front of your master's eyes...?"

"He'd kill you for that. His flames of hate towards you have been strong since the time that you've..."

Kyo K., Benimaru, Emi, Keiko: Don't. Remind. Us.

"The time that I've raped you... yes, I remember... heh."

Jessie: And this amuses him? I know I'm a horny girl, but... I don't rape my playmates.
Kyo K.: Yeah, surprisingly.
Jessie: *throws the sake bottle cork at Kyo K.* Shut up.

"What are you going to do?"

"I'm going to let his flames of hate become a bit stronger..."

Kyo L.: Yes, we have flames of hate.
Cassy: On the Streets of Rage?
Kyo L.: Get out. Get. Out.

"You wouldn't..."

Kyo K.: Crud, Scourge Alert!
Benimaru, Emi, Keiko: Gah!

"Just watch me... and feel the pain that I will give to you..." he whispered as he dragged her across the floor, pulling her by her long hair until she reached a wall.

Miyu: Wow, how long is her hair? Does it rival Rapunzel's now?

Then he handcuffed her arms and forcefully pulled her into a lusty kiss.

"No... yamenasai. (please stop this.)" the young heiress whispered as her captor slowly ran his fingers down her neck, then he stopped at her cleavage and softly smirked.

Emi: This scene would be quite enticing... if I didn't require bleach and a Brillo Pad after reading it.

"You know... I wish I could continue... but I do think that it is better to play this little scene in front of him..." Kusanagi whispered as he rubbed her covered left breast, then he stopped and got up.

"And besides, if I can't have you... then I have no other choice but to kill you along with him. You will be happy to reunite with your mother, right?"

Cassy: For some reason... I kinda like his crazy, murderous side. But still, there's got to be a special place in Hell for this guy.
Keiko: Have fun joining him, Morgan.

"Kono... jiekshiume! (You... fucker!)"

"I knew you would say that..." the clone said as he watched his captor bite back her tears and left.

Jessie: Wait, how'd he manage to leave if he said that he blocked the exit?
Benimaru: Hell if I know. I'm actually wondering how she managed to hold her tears back with her teeth like that.
Jessie: That girl's got some amazing freezing powers there.

"Master Kyo... please help me..." Emi whispered as she cried, then she slowly drifted off into a deep sleep.

'I need you... and I'm sorry for my failure as a fighter...'

Kyo K.: I'm pretty sure you failed in another category, too. I'm too lazy to look for you, though.

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