Mystery Science Theater En Masse

Special Episode 4: Kusanagi's Wrath (Part Three)

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Warning: You've reached Part Three, which contains a rape scene, a character death, and excessive violence. Proceed with caution.

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~Chapter Eleven: Bittersweet Victory~

Emi: Does it taste like chocolate?
Kyo K.: *sighs* Emi, you seriously need to eat lunch or something.

'Emi... I know you're here...' Kyo thought as he stopped in front of the Nakamura construction site.

Miyu: Through the Sue Psychic Link, run by myself and Amy Rose, we can give random people the ability to locate their lovers through the magic of their minds.

The young heir got off of his motorcycle and helped Keiko off before he sent her to hide in a spot with his allies.

Kyo L.: He doesn't even give his own canon girlfriend a ride. How's he giving his "hated enemy" one?
Keiko: Because someone's life is at stake?
Kyo L.: Okay, I guess.

"You've hurt the love of my life for the last time..."

Benimaru: *sighs* How many times do we need to know about that "fact"? Yes, we know he "loves" her already!

he whispered as his fists began to glow with flames, then he extinguished them as soon as he found an opening that he could easily squeeze through.

Jessie: Kyo Kusanagi: Mouse.
Emi: So... the crates are actually outside, then? And isn't he strong enough to at least kick or lift them away? Or how about this... why can't he get my sister to slash them open to create a path? Or--
Everyone else: Emi! Calm down!
Kyo K.: Just don't think about it; your creator sure didn't.
Emi: *cleaning her glasses lenses* Don't insult her, Master Kyo.
Kyo K.: I'm sure she won't mind too much; after all... *winks at the reading audience* we're riffing her fic.

Then he called for Keiko and Miyuki to follow him through the narrow pathway, then the girls were told to wait until the need arises.

"Emi... are you here...?"

Cassy: Yes, Ariana's here, chained up and all.
Jessie: Oh, stop it.

"Yes... but don't come near me."

"Why not?"

"Kusanagi's set some sort of trap. Please, for my sake, you have to leave now."

Kyo L.: *as Kyo K.* Oh? Cool! Guess I can get back with Yuki... you know, my canon girlfriend!

"No..."

"What do you mean 'no'?"

"I can't leave you with that freak. Who knows what he'll do to you when I'm not around..."

Keiko: Calm down; they were only playing poker.

"Master Kyo... please, you have to leave..."

"Don't worry about a thing, kawaiinochan. I won't kill you if he stays..."

Miyu: Who's talking?
Benimaru: This confusion again? Jeez.

"You...! What the fuck do you want with Emi?"

Jessie: *takes a shot of sake* Four.

"A little business, a little pleasure... I guess I'm leaning for those lines..."

Kyo K.: What? First Shadow, and now my own clone? Are dark and edgy things doing nine to fives now?

"You better hand her over to me if you don't want your head in my hands." Kyo snarled as his clone simply smirked.

"You don't live up to your threats... so how will this be any different?"

Emi: Nobody lives up to anything in this jumbled mess! Just forget that you even asked that!

The Kusanagi heir growled as his fists began to glow with crimson flames, but then his clone simply laughed at his action.

"Oh, and besides... I know somebody will die tonight..."

"Yeah, you!"

"I don't think so..."

Miyu: Seriously... who is talking?
Cassy: *playing with two sock puppets* These guys.
Miyu: Really, Cassidy? Really?

"What the fuck do you mean by that?!"

Jessie: *takes a shot of sake* Five. I sure hope this is bottomless... because I'm going to have a wonderful time.
Benimaru: You forgot something.
Jessie: Yeah, I guess I did. We'll talk after the riffing, sweetie.
Everyone else: *rolls their eyes* Horny, horny people...

"Your actions will determine who dies... so, do you wish to fight me or not?"

"I... I..."

"Master Kyo..." Emi silently whispered.

"I... will... fight you... because I have made a promise to her... I swore to myself that I would protect her, even if I had to sacrifice myself to save her..."

All: Blah, blah, blah, yak, yak, yak...
Kyo L.: If you have diabeetus, and you've been reading terrible fanfiction, you may qualify for a free cyanide pill from LeMaire Medical.

"How touching... but it seems that you've made the wrong choice if you wanted her to live for another day."

"Cheating fucker!" the Kusanagi heir cried as he launched a flaming fist at his clone's face.

Jessie: *takes a shot of sake* Six...

"You should heed my warnings..." the clone said as he launched a ball of flame at Emi, causing her to yelp as it barely missed the side of her face.

"Leave her alone! I'm the one you want!"

Kyo K.: I certainly hope that one of my clones did the role of the pansified me.

"Then why don't you stop the battle... it will help her a lot..."

Miyu: What battle? *laughs* There was no battle...!

"Master Kyo... if you truly love me... then fight. At least I won't die in vain..."

Benimaru: *takes a shot of sake* I guess I can drink for every crappy romance line in this thing. And Emi? I can see that book.
Emi: *laughs nervously*

'You must be crazy, Emi...' Kyo thought as he extinguished his flames.

"But..."

"You will live to see another day, even if I'm not around... face it, you're the true holder of this destiny, and who knows what'll happen if you die..."

Keiko: What in the blue hell are you talking about?
Emi: *playing with a marionette that looks like Kyo K.* Master Kyo's puppet strings are now showing. My former self is to blame for that.
Kyo K.: *stares at the marionette* Oh, dear god!
Cassy: Dude, you're kinda creepy. I like that.

"...But... you'll..."

"I'll be fine..."

"So, do you want to see your last moments before you die...?"

"What are you talking about, you sick fuck?"

Jessie: *takes two shots of sake* Eight! Whoo!
Keiko: How is that eight, you?
Jessie: One shot for the cutie swearing, and another for calling him a "sick fuck". Therefore, I'm taking two shots.

"This." Kusanagi said as he slipped behind Kyo, pulled his arms back, forced him to the floor, then the clone simply forced his foot on his back.

"You know, I would have the extreme pleasure of breaking your worthless spine at this very moment... but I just want you to enjoy a little bit of entertainment before you die tonight..."

Cassy: *as Kyo K.* Hey, my spine's worth three hundred bucks, thank you very much!

The Kusanagi heir grunted as his clone dragged him across the floor and handcuffed him to a wall as well, but he was near Emi. In fact, he could only see the left side of her.

Benimaru: Because she thought that she looked better to him on that side.

"Emi... I'm sorry..."

"You should be... now you'll see what happens to her..."

Emi: Oh, no... not this.
Kyo K., Benimaru, Emi, Keiko: Not another rape scene!
Kyo L.: Wait, what? Really?
Kyo K.: You and your pals are in for a bad ride, Fox Clone.

"I swear, if you kill her..."

"I'm killing you... and I'm using her for a special need..."

"Teme! (Bastard!)" the heir cried as his clone simply smirked and slowly lifted the young girl's shirt, revealing her slightly busty breasts.

Keiko: *stares at her own chest* Small breasted Mary Sues do not exist, huh...?
Jessie: Sorry, sweetie. *winks* But hey, be proud of them.
Keiko: Says the busty woman.
Jessie: Correction... the busty woman who loves breasts of all sizes.

"She'll be fine after I exterminate you... I know you'll miss doing this to her... and besides, you can curse at me all you want..."

"Whatever, bitch."

Miyu: Yes, I'm sure that's very creative, Mr. Kusanagi.
Kyo K.: I refuse to believe that I am the fool in that fic, Glasses.
Miyu: I believe you, actual Mr. Kusanagi.

The young heiress whimpered as she felt his hands massage her breasts, then she was forced into a lusty kiss after he removed her shorts.

"Are you enjoying yourself, Emi...?"

"You sick fuck..." the Tsuki heiress simply spat.

Jessie: *takes another shot of sake* Nine...
Cassy: You are going to be so wasted by the end of this thing, dude.

"She won't give into your perverted ways, Kusanagi." Kyo silently said.

"Is that so...? Then what is this little damp spot right... here...?" the twisted clone said as he pressed two fingers to her now soaking wet panties. The young girl simply cried out and whimpered again.

"Emi! Don't give in!"

"I'm trying... but my body... seems to accept this..."

Emi, Keiko: This again?!
Benimaru: *facepalms while shaking his head* Oh, no. No, no, no, no, no...
Kyo K.: *spouts angry gibberish through clenched teeth while squeezing the Rubik's Cube with his right hand* Mother of shit!
Emi: *cringes* Master Kyo...? You're--
Kyo K.: What?! What, Emi?! *looks at the now burned Rubik's Cube* Oh... oh. Ain't that a bitch and a half?

"Hmm... guess you're not as innocent as your master once thought of you..."

"Please... stop... I can't take this any more..."

Keiko: Yes, please stop... this has got to be our third rape scene here.
Kyo L.: Wow. You guys really got the crap straw.
Benimaru: With corn on top, no less. Or so Kyo says.

"I'm sure that you'd want more after I stop..."

"Yeah, right... you sicko."

Miyu: No "sick fuck" insult?
Emi: They needed to rest their potty mouths for a few minutes, Miss Prower.

"Let's see, then..." he said and stopped. Emi simply smirked and spat in Kusanagi's face, causing Kyo to smirk to himself lightly.

"You little..."

Cassy: The part of Homer Simpson will be played by Kusanagi. And after that riff, I deserve to be shot in the eyes.

"I told you that she wouldn't give in..."

"Let's see how she'll give into this!" the clone growled as he wiped the saliva off of his face, pulled the young heiress into another lustful kiss, then he ripped her wet panties away.

Emi: At least he didn't berate my old self about the panties this time...
Kyo K.: And you found something good in all of this? You kidding me?
Emi: No, I was just mentioning that--
Kyo K.: *waves Emi off* Yeah, yeah, yeah.

"Ohh... no..."

'Even if he takes advantage of you tonight... something will await him when he least expects it...'

Then Kyo tilted his head to the side and looked at Keiko, who had one of her small swords in her hand, the cold blade was pressed to her lips.

'Kusanagi... you will suffer the consequences for your twisted pleasures...' the blade wielding heiress thought as Miyuki looked on, her fists were tightly clenched.

'I can't stand to see her in this state...' the sporty girl thought as she tried her best to hold her anger back.

Jessie: So, uh... why aren't they stepping in?!
Everyone else: *shrugs halfheartedly*
Cassy: Crap, you blew a major fuse; that's been a while. Anyway... I guess that they wanted to attack after he's tired out for that unfair advantage.
Keiko: At the cost of her being raped? Really?
Jessie: *heavily sarcastic* Yeah, I can surely understand that.

Then Emi continued to scream, cry, moan, and protest as her captor continued his assault.

"I know you like this very much... so why don't you do me a big favor... and let me come inside you..."

Kyo L.: *quietly* Criminy.
Miyu: Do... I really need to see the rest of this thing?
Kyo L.: Do what you want, Miyu. I never bossed you around, and I'm not starting today.

"Hell will freeze over before that happens, you dumb fuck." Kyo simply snarled as his clone simply laughed and moaned to his response.

Jessie: *takes a shot of sake* Ten.
Kyo K.: Hey, give me some of that, Flirt. I think I want to join you in this thing.
Jessie: Fine with me. The more, the merrier.

"Mmm... you were right about your girl, Kyo... so wet... so tight..."

"You sick fuck!" the Kusanagi heir cried out as he looked at his pupil who was literally in tears, crying out in protest and pain, then...

Benimaru: ...this nightmare ended. We hope.
Jessie: *takes two shots of sake* Twelve... why am I not drunk yet?
Keiko: Because you're practically drinking out of a thimble, Baxter.

"Ahh... that's a good girl... letting me come inside you..."

"No..."

Miyu: Unfortunately, it already happened.
Emi: *groans*

"Emi... I can't believe this twisted shit..."

Jessie: *begins to take a shot of sake* Thirte--
Kyo K.: *snatches the shot from Jessie* One. Besides, if you fall out drunk, I'm not going to carry you.

"Ohh..."

'Hmm... I bet you'll enjoy this as well, Kusanagi...'

The twisted clone was literally absorbed in his pleasure, and it made him fail to notice one major thing that could have saved his fucked up life... Keiko was ready to kill him in pure rage and cold blood...

Kyo L.: Geez, finally! What kept you, huh?
Emi: A rape scene apparently had to be written, Monsieur LeMaire.
Kyo L.: Rape's not my thing; I'm more of a psychotic blood person.
Cassy: *raises a hand* Ditto.
Emi: Okay, then. I'd also appreciate it if you two would stay at least fifty feet away from me once we are finished with this odd fanfic.

'Heh... I'll see you in Hell, you fucking bastard!'

"Aah... Quadruple Stab!" the young heiress cried out as she threw four small swords which painfully nailed Kusanagi... three of them went into his back, and the fourth one was sent to the back of his head.

All except Kyo L. and Cassy: *meekly* Uh... hooray...?
Kyo L., Cassy: *claps* Blood spill! Whoo!
Benimaru: You two are some odd little things.

"Oh my god!" Emi cried as she was shaking in total fear, then screams of true horror echoed,

Miyu: Are we in the Grand Canyon now?

then after a while, she managed to gather herself, taking deep breaths every now and then, just staring at the blood that was now seeping to the cold floor.

Keiko: *sarcastically* Yes, I'm now reveling in the fact that my former self was just as insane as the main "villian".

"Shit... Tsuki-sama..." Kyo whispered as Keiko smirked and cut the chains that had restrained him, then she did the same with Emi.

Jessie: *hiccups* Thirteen.
Emi: Huh. Normally, my sister would leave Master Kyo there.
Kyo K.: With a rotting corpse, no less? *imitates his clone* Sounds like fun!
Cassy: *coughs* Can you do that imitation again?
Kyo K.: *laughs, abruptly stops* No.

"I told you that I'd stab someone if they mess with my sister like that."

"Heh... I see now..."

"You were damn lucky that I was on my good side the whole time when I was with you, Kyo."

"Um... yeah..." the Kusanagi heir said nervously, causing Miyuki to smirk as she ran a hand through her short hair.

Cassy: Hah, this is hilarious! It's the premiere of our favorite psychotic family!
Miyu: And then the show gets cancelled after two episodes?
Cassy: Sure, why not?

"Hey, Keiko..." the Tsuki heiress whispered silently.

"Yeah?"

Benimaru: *confused* Where's... the body? I mean, he died right on top of her!
Kyo L.: It flickered for a few seconds and disappeared. Haven't you played any beat 'em ups?
Benimaru: No, I... don't think I need to.

"Kusanagi said that he had killed Mama-san... is it true...?"

"Oh, how can I explain this... we did lose our mother... but Kusanagi did not kill her... in fact, nobody had killed her..."

"So... you mean...?"

"Yes... a peaceful death... she told us to stay strong right before she had died..."

Emi: It also means that you're a blasted fool for believing him.
Miyu: I guess street smarts don't apply in this fic.
Kyo L.: Common sense isn't in this fic. What are you talking about?

"...Okay..." Emi whispered as her sister sighed and removed her small swords from the dead clone, wiping the blood away with her shirt and staining the fabric as a result.

Jessie: So... she managed to phase through him or something?

"Tch... I never thought that I had to kill to protect the ones I love..."

"That day had to come sooner or later, Tsuki-sama..." Kyo silently whispered.

Keiko: And this is coming from the guy who never murdered anyone ever.

"Mmm... yeah, you're right... for the very first time."

"Shut the fuck up and let's get out of here."

Jessie: *gives a shot to Kyo K.* Here.
Kyo K.: You're giving someone else alcohol? Are you sick today, Flirt?
Jessie: Just take it before I change my mind.

"Okay, but... where's Miyuki... and Emi...?"

"What...?"

Then the two noticed the sporty girl running as fast as she could to the two fighters...

"Miyuki! What's the matter?" the Kusanagi heir asked as he helped to let her catch her breath.

"We've got... some more trouble... another clone of yours... has kidnapped Emi... and they're going... to the top floor... of the building site..."

Emi: Good heavens, everyone's transmogrified and warped everywhere!
Miyu: A fic going at breakneck speed sounds like the only way to enjoy one.
Benimaru: This fic has more holes than an old blanket!

"Shit! Okay, you two can go hide in another spot... I need Beni and Shingo for backup this time."

Jessie: *takes a shot of sake* Fourteen. Maybe my hallucinations will make more sense than this fic.

"Yes... Kyo..." Miyuki said as Keiko helped her, then the young heir ran towards his destination...

Kyo L.: Too bad the destination wasn't out of the fic.

'We didn't kill Kusanagi after all...'

Cassy: "Twilight" had better plot twists than this.
Keiko: That stuff never had any to begin with.
Cassy: Oh. Yeah. We're still boned, though.
Keiko: I can't argue with you on that conclusion, Morgan.

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