Mystery Science Theater En Masse

Special Episode 7: The Scar (Part Four)

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Warning: Since the one-sided battle concludes in this chapter, this part will obviously contain gore. You know, the usual stuff for Mortal Kombat.

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4. Allies and Enemies

The Scar

A Mortal Kombat Fanfiction

A.N. Welcome to the six o'clock news, I'm your anchor Tadz theway uhhuhuhhuhIlikeit.

Our top story tonight the federal government confirmed that the nationally famous band The Who broke into an animal hospital today, and set free all of the Doberman pinchers. The police said now they have proof that, The Who let the dogs out.

Lmfao, anybody? No…still nothing?.…..You people are dead inside…

All: *silent*
Cassy: Someone get one of those Vaudeville hook things!
Sonic: *sighs* Another stolen joke. Hey, kid, start upping the ante and try to steal the Statue of Liberty!

I'm just kidding I love you guys, so let's get moving.

Disclaimer: Go yank your cock through your ass you FUCKING BUTT MONGRAL! I've got the POWER GLOVE!

Sorry…

All: *shocked*
Sonic: Uh... you need to sort out some of those rage issues, buddy.
Amy: I think Benji possessed him.
Sonic: No. He was vicious... but not that vicious.

3rd Person P.O.V.

Kyle dashed forward towards Reptile and swung the revolver in his hand at blinding speed so the muzzle of it basically bitch slapped the Reptilian creature.

Mai: And the quality continues to drop.

He did a complete spin and fell back down on the stage allowing his green blood to spurt out from the bullet wound Kyle had caused moments ago, who just now holstered his magnum.

Reptile however, despite the bullet wound managed to quickly leap to his feet with one hand on the wound and another on the stage floor with both his feet spread behind him making him look slightly like a foot ball player ready to run. Kyle however was not intimidated he knew now that since his weapons could really hurt him that he had a good chance of winning this fight.

James: Nothing gives a boring guy more confidence than turning an opponent into swiss cheese.
Cassy: Says the dude who blows everything up.

Meanwhile, during the fight Shang Tsung, Kitana, Jade, and Baraka stood at the throne area watching the fight. And Jade couldn't help but notice Kitana's body continued to tense up every few moments.

"My lady…" Jade whispered to Kitana addressing her with a royalty name, "What's wrong?"

Kitana quickly looked over at Jade and said, "Nothing."

Keiko: What was that lesson about "nothing" again?
Jessie: When it's "nothing", it's actually "something".

She was lying of course and Jade knew this, being her friend for many years Jade had developed a ability of being able to tell when Kitana was bluffing about anything. Kitana may be great at fighting, but she's not the best liar.

The tanned women didn't prod though, she knew better then to get on her best friends nerves. She would talk to her about it after the fight was over.

Kitana however was on the edge of losing her nerve, Reptile was a decent fighter. Although he was mostly cowardly and always tried to end a fight in almost cheating ways, he was a trained killer.

Amy: Reptile? A coward? I'm pretty sure that he wasn't worried about fighting in the first round...
Sonic: Obviously. And was that copied, too?
Mai: Will that be your question to everything in this fic, Sonic?
Sonic: Yes. Yes, it will.

This struck fear into the woman because she was afraid that she would lose her only possible chance at ever finding a suitor if Reptile won this fight.

Amy: Who the heck is Liu Kang?
Cassy: *while wearing a fake mustache* No.
Amy: Cut it out, Alex Cat-beck. Also, where is Liu Kang?
Cassy: He's probably dead. Gotta knock out the canon love interest somehow, dude.

Almost every time Black Scar took a hit her muscles tensed, worried that the next hit would be a death blow, and she found herself continuously reaching for her sheathed fans, ready to toss them if anything happened.

Mai: Stop, wait, I can take care of that for you. *throws her fan, hits the Stu*
Emi: ...um... was that truly your target?
Mai: Yes, it was. I've broken the curse, and she can now return to her normal self.

Back on the stage though Kyle wasn't worried at all, he knew this creature's body was just as vulnerable as his and he would use that to his advantage.

Sonic: Do... do we need to get the umbrella?
Emi: No. The stage is reinforced, so we don't need to clean up those puddles.
Sonic: Whew!

He unsheathed the Scorpion bowie knife from his ankle and used the brass knuckles on it to place a straight punch on the creatures face, then quickly followed it up with a right hook once again using the brass knuckles and making a loud 'clang' against the steel mask and knocking it off his face. The black fabric holding his mask on ripped slightly as the face protection clattered to the floor.

Jessie: And then he whined because he hurt himself.
James: Maybe he should come back when he becomes an adult.
Jessie: More like "if".

Reptile felt like a rag doll at this moment, he never told anyone but he was not good at close range fighting, he always stayed far away from his opponents and hit them with his acid spit.

Emi: Why is this turning into an embarrassing thing that a ten year old would say?
Cassy: *as Reptile* Don't tell anyone, but I go through my mother's purse for gum and candy.

That typically won the battle for him, but now that this human had figured him out he was staying as close as possible to the Saurian.

He knew the only chance he had was to push him away so ducking under another brass knuckle punch, Reptile pulled up his leg and planted a sideways kick into Kyle's stomach knocking him backwards and giving Reptile breathing room.

Kyle was thankful for the steel on his vest at this point, because the kick merely felt like it was a push to him but it still was strong enough to knock him to the ground.

James: *facepalms* Oh, my fucking god...
Emi: *with a bored look on her face* He certainly loves his armor more than he loves himself, huh?

Kyle grunted when his back hit the stage and before he could recover from it, the Saurian quickly started to rub his clawed hands together and it didn't take long for mucus to gather between his slicked up hands creating a very slimy mucus acid ball. That he was about to throw at Kyle!

All: Duh!
Amy: Well, who the heck else was he going to chuck that thing at?!

Not even bothering to get to his feet Kyle quiet literally did a barrel roll out of the way

Cassy: Insert your StarFox joke here. You know you want to.

when Reptile chucked the ball of acid at him and it collided with the floor making a very loud splash then a long drawn out sizzle into the once white silk covering the stage. That was it, Kyle needed to end this fight now.

James: Oh, here we go with the peacock strutting.
Mai: Ah, yes. A representation of his vanity. Time to see how... "great" he is.
Keiko: *flatly* Joy.

So he ran forward and before the green man even had a chance to realize that he moved, he slammed the brass knuckles into the face of Reptile and he quite literally felt Reptile's skull crack and push into his head creating a compressed skull fracture. But that didn't stop Kyle, who grabbed a hold of the creatures shoulder preventing him from falling backwards then thrust the bowie knife into the Saurian's torso just below his neck and into his collar bone. The steel of the blade sliced through the muscled and shattered the bones in the Reptilian creature. Kyle didn't even remove the knife for his next move which was to grab hold of Reptile's arm, twist it so that his elbow was pointed upward and then Kyle did the most painful thing he could think of.

He slammed his palm down onto Reptile's elbow pushing it downward and snapping the arm in half.

Reptile cried out in agony at this new found pain. He had never had a bone broken that severally before

Jessie: Of course he didn't! Never did until he got bloodied up by a Stu!

and at that point, when Kyle ripped the bowie knife back out of his body. All Reptile could feel was pain, all he could hear was his pained whimpers, and all he could see was the green blood that once sustained him dripping off the tip of the blade in the human's hand.

Shang Tsung knew that Reptile was finished and so he stood up from his throne and shouted out, "Finish him!"

Kyle looked up at Shang Tsung for a moment before looking down at the crowd, whose faces ranged from an expression of excitement hoping that he would kill Reptile, and others looked slightly worried as if they were hoping that he would spare his life.

But Kyle already knew that there was no hope for Reptile. He wasn't going to let this monster hurt anyone else.

Sonic: *scratches his head* Uh... he only attacked you... and that was because of tournament rules.
Amy: No, no, no, he's a monster because he tried to kill the Stu.
Sonic: That doesn't make any sense.
Amy: This whole fic doesn't make any sense, Sonic. It twists logic into a pretzel.

So without anymore hesitation Kyle crossed his arms then let out a silent, 'humph' he then ripped both his revolvers out of their holsters and taking little time to aim fired them both into Reptiles kneecaps. The bullets going straight through the wooden guards on his legs, his legs flailed for a second in midair before he landed on the ground. With both his legs incapacitated and one arm severely broken, he struggled to push himself up with his one usable arm while Kyle holstered his magnums again. But then drew out his Shotgun from the holster on his back.

He then approached Reptile and used the muzzle of the shotgun to tilt his chin up to look at him. Now there is a rumor saying that you should never look into the eyes of a person you kill because they will haunt you. But Kyle thinks that if your killing for justice, and the person you kill was a bit of an asshole. It's your face that will haunt them in hell.

And Kyle pulled the trigger.

Jessie: You're an asshole, and I hope you die.
James: Don't forget to look him in the eyes when you shoot him.
Keiko: What a self-righteous twit. It's okay to kill someone if they're "a bit of an asshole"?
Cassy: Does this mean that we can kill him because he's a whole asshole?
James: Whole and a half.
Emi: This Stu's becoming more and more unlikable.

A loud explosion erupted from the shotgun and a large hole burst out from the back of the Saurian's head. Green brain, blood, and white skull flew out of his head all at once from the force of the blast, and the Green Reptilian creature dropped to the ground.

Kyle spun the lever action shotgun by the lever and a shell flew out of the back with another getting loaded into it. That trick took some time for Kyle to perfect but otherwise he could do it now.

Mai: Of course he had to show off.
Amy: Is this Stu trying to be a "better" Stryker?
Mai: Probably.

He then turned his head to look up at Shang Tsung before reaching around to the back of his head and unclipping his mask. At first he had a problem with removing his mask around all these people but after everything he's seen so far. He really couldn't care less about his real identity. So he pulled the mask over his head letting his now sweaty hair and face be shown to the combatants and to the apparent judges on the throne, for he had become slightly winded during the fight..

James: You know he's only doing it so everyone can kiss his arse later.

Shang Tsung and Kyle remained locked in eye combat for a few seconds longer until Shang Tsung finally stood from his throne, raised his hands into the air, and shouted "Fatality!"

And the crowd cheered once again for the death of another combatant.

Amy: *boos*
Cassy: *cracks up* Oh, come on, dude! You already knew that Reptile was gonna die! Why're you booing?
Amy: Because it just confirmed my worst fear! The Stu just stole the spotlight from Cage!
Jessie: Pardon?
Amy: See, in the film, Reptile's attack was only to ambush Liu Kang. This part of the fic is a nod to the first battle in the tournament from the Mortal Kombat 9 story. Also, Cage didn't kill Reptile. This Stuthor just gave Cage fans the middle finger! Well, actually, Reptile fans are getting the bigger middle finger here, but still!
Keiko: Maybe it's a message that Cage isn't a "real man" because he didn't kill Reptile. Ironically, this is coming from the Gary Stu who was whining about having to fight Reptile in the first place.
Mai: Hipocrisy and stupidity are dangerous combinations.

Kitana breathed a sigh of relief, he survived and showed that he was a formidable opponent in battle. She absolutely had to have him, and she would soon. She just had to get rid of the blonde woman first to be sure that she had no competition.

Cassy: Are we done wanking over the Stu yet? It's getting on my nerves.
Sonic: Nope. Character shilling is a heck of a thing.

That's when she noticed something was off, she felt eyes on her. And when she looked closer at Black Scar she realized something that made her heart pick up speed.

He was looking right at her.

James: *rolls his eyes*
Emi: Here we go with the... "love at first squish". Ew.

At first she went wide eyed but then managed to remain calm. She had no idea why he was staring at her, but she quickly lost all care about that because at that moment his lips pulled into a smile. A very warm and welcome one.

She literally felt her heart flutter at this, she never received a smile from any man that didn't cause bile to rise in throat. And it was a feeling she was going to cherish for a long time.

Amy: Barf bag, please.
James: Right. Fuck this "he's not like the other guys" bullshit. I'm switching.
Emi: But this part's not that long!
James: Eh, I don't care. I need a damn break, anyway. *gets up and heads to the stands*
Cassy: Alright, then. Where's the backup?
Axl: *stretches as he walks to the platform* Backup's here.
Mai: Hello, Axl. Are you up to date with this fic?
Axl: Been watching from the stands, sis. Gary Stu, shotguns, mortgages, edgelord crap, the whole nine. Got it.
Jessie: That summary was good enough for me, so let's continue this stupid thing.

Little did Kitana know however Jade was still standing right next to her, and she saw the gesture. She was a great distance away from Black Scar but with all the years Jade put into training she'd gained a keen eye that was able to see the eye contact shared between Kitana and the boy. Needless to say her jaw dropped so far it almost fell out of her mask.

Axl: What's with everyone's jaws dropping in this fic?
Sonic: Dunno. It would probably make me toss grapes into them now.

Plus Kitana didn't react disgusted, repulsed, or anything she simply stared back and smiled behind her mask.

Jade was beyond shocked at this, Kitana never smiled at a man, she barely even smiled at her father. And that could only mean one thing, Kitana is trying to find a suitor again.

Amy: *annoyed* Oh, Jesus H. Christ! We know! Stop cramming it down our throats so freakin' much!

This caused Jade to almost freak out right in front of the entire crowd ahead. She and Kitana knew that associating with the combatants was forbidden, and if Kitana was caught doing what Jade thought she was going to do, she would be in big trouble.

Keiko: No, that would require "konflict", and we can't have that.

Suddenly Kitana turned and walked away from the stage before Jade could even say anything. Kitana wasn't supposed to do that, they were supposed to wait and watch the fights until all combatants had finished fighting then they were allowed to leave but she just turned and walked straight off the throne. Now she was breaking a whole bunch of rules set not only by Shang Tsung but by her father himself.

Jade knew now without a doubt that this was going to be very interesting.

Cassy: It's only okay if we're breaking the rules to see a dude who still needs to eat his Wheaties.

Kyle's P.O.V.

Emi: Please don't repeat, please don't repeat, please don't repeat...

After Kitana turned and began to walk off the throne I turned as well and started to walk off the stage and headed back towards the line up where my friend was waiting for me.

"Hey," Stryker said as I approached him, "Are you sure that it was the best idea killing him?" He asked me.

Sonic: Uh-oh. Gary Stu "hero spiel" comin' right up!

"That thing was a monster." I responded with, "There was no way in hell that I was going to let something like that continue to walk around."

Axl: Hey, fuck you, buddy! That guy was a participant, and you're just gonna call him a "thing"? He was following the rules, and he's the bad guy?!
Jessie: We're supposed to agree with the Stu, but we're feeling sorry for Reptile instead.
Emi: This is coming from the hypocrite who thinks that he's above the law, by the way. I don't think that he has a leg to stand on.
Mai: And with an attitude like that, I guess we now know that the human is the real monster.

Stryker nodded at my words and

Amy: ...I threw up in my mouth.
Mai: Character shilling is a virus.

I was about to get back in line but that's when I realized that I've fought my fight already. So does that mean that I have to stay here?

Cassy: Please do. I hope the next person nukes you and calls you a "thing" as they're pissing on your mangled corpse.
Keiko: I don't even feel like reprimanding you for that statement.

My unasked question was then suddenly answered by Stryker, "I don't know when I'm gonna fight so you should probably go, and see if you can help Sonya out."

I looked at him surprised, "Are you sure? You don't want me here rooting for you?"

He shook his head, "No it's ok, I'll be fine on my own you just get out of here and see if you can help the lady."

I smiled at that and we exchanged another sideways high five before I walked away. But I didn't get very far because I was stopped by two men standing out in front of me.

Amy: And then they killed him, fic's over.
Axl: Yeah... no.

3rd Person P.O.V.

The first man that stepped out in front of Kyle was twenty four years old, stood at 5'10' weighed 185 pounds,

Axl: Here we go with this crap again!

and fights in the style of Jun Fan. He had shaggy black hair, a red headband, spiked gauntlets and red and black Kung Fu pants, and for some reason was keeping his upper body bare with no shirt showing off a intimidating muscle build.

He is the Shaolin monk warrior Liu Kang, and was here for one reason only. To defend Earthrealm.

Amy: He has finally arrived... three chapters late.
Sonic: Somehow. Was that description copied, too?

The second man to block Kyle's path was not exactly a man. He had the appearance of one but in reality, he is a God. Raiden the God of thunder.

He stood at a very intimidating 6'7' almost towering over everyone else and weighed a muscle heavy 260 pounds,

Axl: And again!

wearing predominately white robes and a blue vest, his face usually shadowed by a straw hat. The effect is enhanced by his glowing blue eyes that radiate with electricity and long white hair, befitting of his god-like status. Lastly, his power is so great that he constantly radiates with lightning energy, electricity constantly dancing and crackling around his being.

Amy: And Raiden has finally arrived... four chapters late!
Sonic: Somehow. Also, was that description copied, too?

Kyle looked at both of the men as if they had lobsters crawling out of their ears, and simply asked "May I pass?"

Jessie: No, you rude fuckface.
Axl: *snickers*

"Why did you kill him?" Liu Kang asked him suddenly. Kyle raised his eyebrows at that as he continued, "Why couldn't you have just removed him from the tournament?"

"Dude chill." Kyle said,

Amy: *as she pulls out her hammer* Okay, you're getting a skull pancake. Time to answer to the hammer--
Cassy: No! *tackles Amy*
Emi: *worried* Miss Rose... if you break that screen... we'll be in more debt than that Gary Stu. Do you want to take that chance?
Amy: Yes!
Cassy: *sits on Amy's back* Well, it looks like you're gonna stay where you are, dude.
Amy: *squirms* Argh!

"In case you weren't aware, that thing was a monster. And I wasn't about to let something like tha-" He tried to plead his case but Liu Kang cut him off.

"Do you realize what you've done! Because of you Shang Tsung is one more step closer to defeating Earthrealm!" Liu Kang virtually shouted causing Kyle to almost laugh at his over reaction.

Amy: I bet that Liu Kang was wrong just so the Stu could look better in comparison. It didn't work.
Sonic: Yeah... the Stu's likeability factor is now in the negatives.
Jessie: I hate this prick.
Sonic: See, that's why it's in the negatives.
Emi: Also keep in mind that Reptile's ultimate goal was to have his homeworld restored, and he only killed on command. This Stu's ultimate goal is money. He also kills anyone who he thinks is a criminal, demeans law enforcement, and treats anyone who doesn't agree with him or merely looks at him incorrectly like garbage. Once again... who is the real monster here?

But then Raiden suddenly spoke "Leave him be Liu Kang. He is merely a child of America, he doesn't understand the magnitude of what exactly is happening now." Raiden spoke and Kyle shrugged at his words.

Axl: It's okay, he's just a Stu! *raises an eyebrow* Really, man? Really?
Cassy: That canon's bending so hard, isn't it?
Mai: Yes, but you and Axl seem to be incorrect in this context. Raiden most likely demeaned the Stu and called him a child.
Axl: Well, he's not wrong there.

"Sure why not now can I please pass, I have to find someone." The younger boy asked politely trying very hard to not reach for his weapons and threaten them for not letting him pass.

Keiko: Don't you dare make me decapitate you.

But once again he was stopped when a hand was placed on his shoulder by the taller man who said, "I will let you pass, but know this do not kill any tournament combatants otherwise I will have to eliminate you from the tournament myself."

Now he was just pissing Kyle off, so he brought up his right forearm and shoved Raiden backwards a few feet and said, "I'd like to see you try." He taunted not knowing who he was really dealing with.

Emi: Someone please punch him.
Amy: You know, unless you're a Tarkatan, having a short temper in this universe is most likely going to get you killed. Tell me why I'm supposed to like these Gary Stus who have short tempers.
Sonic: Because it's "hot".
Amy: No, they just have anger issues. That's not "hot".
Axl: Then set him on fire. He'll definitely be hot!
Amy: Sounds like something that I've said before... oh, well. Heh.

Raiden threatened him but he did not actually intend on harming the Earthrealm child. He was young and naïve, so of course he didn't know what he would've been up against if he had challenged him. But still both he and Liu Kang did not take kindly to being pushed.

Axl: How... is he insulting a friggin' thunder god and getting away with it? Oh. Right. Because he's a Gary Stu.
Emi: Give him the super uppercut!

"How dare you!" He said stepping foreword and gripping Kyle's arm, "You will show more respect towards lord Rai-" He tried to scold Kyle but before he could finish Kyle quickly elbowed him in the ribcage pushing him backwards and ripped the revolver in his right holster out and held it up in his left hand to Liu Kang's face at point blank range.

"Back off!"

Jessie: ...fuck that useless cum stain of a Gary Stu.
Sonic: Brutal, Jess.
Amy: I should've known that this would happen. This is just an excuse for the Stuthor to beat up the canon love interest of the character that he likes!
Mai: Because Liu Kang isn't a "real man" in this little boy's eyes.
Sonic: The old "die for my ship" thing. Same old song and dance. Only thing that changes are the participants.
Emi: And the only one who is willing to dance happens to be the Sue or the Stu. *sighs* I should know that from experience...

Then they all heard Shang Tsung shout from up on the throne, "A challenge?"

At the same time the three of the men turned there heads to see everybody was staring at them. Some of them actually looked excited at the thought of another fight coming up, while others looked slightly annoyed.

Emi: Like us. We're firmly annoyed.
Cassy: No, we're just pissed off.

"No!" Kyle shouted back then lowered his revolver and said, "Just a little stubborn boy that's all." He said shooting a death glare at Liu Kang who glared back at him, the lines were being drawn now.

Keiko: Little boys need their spankings. Come here.

"You must be speaking of yourself then." Liu Kang retaliated with.

"He's immature too." Kyle shot back.

Sonic: *as the Stu* He started it!
Mai: This isn't preschool, you little gnat.
Jessie: He really needs to leave this damn fic. That tournament wasn't made for little boys to strut, preen, and wave their foot long cocks around the place.

And the eye combat raged on once more.

"Well if there is no challenge between you two, than the next combatant will be Liu Kang!" Shang Tsung shouted and the chosen fighter exchanged glances between Kyle and the wizard.

"You heard the man," Kyle said then shooed him away as if he was a dog, "Run along."

Emi: And then Liu Kang kicked the Stu in his empty head, shattering his fragile skull in the process.
Cassy: *as Raiden* Why did you kill him, Liu Kang?
Axl: *as Liu Kang* Because that thing was a monster. There was no way in hell that I was going to let something like that to continue to walk around.
Emi: And then Raiden nodded at his words.

Liu Kang gave Kyle one last death glare then turned to approach the still bloodied stage while Kyle took this opportunity to exit the area. He wanted to search for Sonya and see if she needed any help regardless of the fact that she already said she wouldn't.

Sonic: So it's the old "women can't fight by themselves" thing again?
Axl: Not again! Wasn't reading "Outcast Saga" enough?
Amy: Nope.

Meanwhile, Sonya walked by herself through a dark gloomy looking dungeon in search for two things. One was obviously Kano, while the other was her friend Jax who had been taken hostage some time ago.

Cassy: Keep in mind that we just got info about Jax here...

Slowly she navigated the corridors, peaking into each cell every once in a while and hoping for that one moment where she would be reunited with her lost friend.

Little did she know that from behind a pillar not too far away, Kitana was watching her as she moved along.

Amy: Also keep in mind that the original pursuit of Sonya didn't involve a tacky Stu.

Sonya was not very difficult for the Edenian woman to track, she knew the direction she had gone in since she left the feast this morning. And now she had her all alone.

Kitana then started debating on ways of how to kill her. She thought about cutting her arms off, then her head. Or maybe using her lips to give her the kiss of death, Kitana wasn't interested in girls

Sonic: We got that, fic. We got that ever since it was apparently "frightening".
Axl: Whoa, what?! Holy crap, it really is "Outcast Saga Part Two"!
Keiko: They were never original...
Mai: That much was obvious.

but it was always very funny to use this power on her enemies then watch there heads inflate until they exploded.

But regardless she would still have to fight her in order to kill. She had nothing against this women personally but she just couldn't lose her only chance at a man.

Emi: Argh! Stop it with the "she's in the way of my hump buddy" garbage! You're murdering her character!
Jessie: And burning the body.

So breathing deeply.

Kitana made her move…

Kyle's P.O.V.

Mai: *makes a face* Anything to halt the... I can't call it "action".

I walked around the island using have of my concentration to look for Sonya and the other half to just simply take in the sights of this place. I didn't like the thought that somewhere so beautiful could hold such a violent competition. It looked so peaceful here.

Cassy: Ever thought about visiting scenic Australia?

It had been a good amount of time since I left the arena, so I decided that it would be ok if I stopped for a second to rest. The weather was warm out today, and I was lugging around all my weapons and armor still so obviously at this point I was sweating and pretty worn out.

Thank God I didn't bring my weapon satchels with me otherwise I would've been dead on the ground by now.

Jessie: That's too bad, because we would've been cheering.

A.N. Once again the chapter was cut very short due to lack of time for writing.

Sonic: How come nobody puts their fics in the oven to bake now?
Amy: Because it's half-baked writing... oh, I can't believe that I didn't get that joke immediately.

This would've been done and released quicker however if my Fucking computer wasn't RETARDED. Like no bullshit I am pissed off at it right now because it won't let me update my other story. Every time I try it just says, 'the document you have tried to submit is empty'. Umm, I don't think over 6,000 words is empty you fucker!

Axl: *cracks up* I'm so sorry that I laughed at that.
Keiko: Oh, wait. That's Fanfiction.Net's idiotic processor. It's still broken to this very day?
Mai: Magic maintenance does nothing over there.

Ughh, anyway so yeah I'm pissed off now and can't update my other story so you guys will probably be seeing updates of this story much more frequently for a little while.

Also, because this chapter is so short, I'll let you guys in on a secret, *leans close and whispers* In the next chapter we're gonna see Kitana peeping on Kyle…

All: *making various disgusted groans*
Axl: I don't wanna stick around to see that stupid crap. Gonna be just as gross as Michiru raping Benji in his sleep.

Review!

Next Chapter: Mission

Cassy: The mission involves peeping on a boy.
Sonic: Are we getting arrested?
Emi: I hope not.

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