Mystery Science Theater En Masse: Movie Squares

Super Special 2: Sabrina's Adventure 3: The Sapphire Quest (Part Three)

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Note: This part will be handled by the Egg Spiral.

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3. Jyvenile Delinquents on Paradise Island

Sonia: On the other site, that chapter's misspelled differently. It's "Juviniles" Delinquents on Paradise Island.
Kyo L.: Holy shit, this Suethor's allergic to that Spellchecker button.
Cassy: I wonder if they're going to be killed.
Sonic: They're delinquents, so it's okay!
Amy: Protagonist Centered Morality is a terrible thing.

The next morning,Knuckles woke up when he heard birds chirping. He stretched and yawned,he opened his eyes. "Okay kids, time to get up." He didn't hear them. He sat up and looked around,but he didn't see them anywhere. "Sapphire,Sakura,Speedy, where are you!" He didn't hear any voices. He stood up and started running through the island,he got back,but he didn't see them anywhere. "Oh man, Sonic is gonna flip if I don't find those kids,I'd better go tell him!" He ran across the wodden bridge.

Manic: You know the drill. Someone's gotta be dumb for the plot to start.
Sonia: You're implying that there was even a plot to begin with.

Over the ocean,Sakura,Speedy,and Sapphire were flying to Paradise Island. Sakura saw a small dot in the ocean ahead of her. "Sapphire,is that the place?" Sapphire nodded. They continued to fly over the ocean. "Sabre,you're going down!"

Sonia: He tried to kill his own sister. You really think that he's above killing you, his own niece?

In Station Square,Sonic and the others were awake,getting ready to search for Sabre. Sonic heard a knock on the door,he went over to answer it,he saw Knuckles standing there.

Sonic: How the heck did he get there so fast?
Tails: Teleported via Chaos Control using the Master Emerald.
Manic: That doesn't make any sense.
Tails: For a fic like this... nothing needs to make sense. *begins browsing on his Miles Electric*

"Knuckles,what are you doing here?" Knuckles was panting heavily. "Sonic! The kids,they're gone!" Sonic gasped. "Gone!? What do you mean gone?" Knuckles caught his breath. "I don't know,last night they were sleeping,this morning they were gone without a trace." Sonic gasped. "Oh no! Shadow,Tails, get over here!" Shadow and Tails walked in. "Guys,the kid are gone!

Sonic: Yep. It's just one kid now. Nobody else.

Shadow and Tails gasped. "What?!" Everyone started yelling at Knuckles.

Amy: Can someone explain to me why these morons are the protagonists again? And for a quarter of a century to boot?
Sonic: Because. That's it. It's just because.

"Ok,knock it off! I didn't do anything to them!" The room went silent. Shadow stood up. "We have to find them before something happens to them!"

Manic: They didn't think of having Tails make up any surveillance devices?
Sonia: They didn't think, period.

Sonic and Tails nodded,but the girls disagreed. "No,we still have to stop Sabre! Knuckles,you should go and look for the kids,the rest of us will go to Paradise Island!" Everyone nodded. Knuckles ran out the front door. "I'll let you guys know if I find those kids!"

Amy: How?! They have no sources for immediate communication!
Manic: Messenger pigeon.
Amy: *heavily frowns, sighs, orders a fruit bowl*

He ran off. Sonic closed the door and turned to face the others. "Okay,we need to leave right away before Sabre attacks us,Knuckles went to look for the kids. Is everybody with me?" Everyone nodded. "Okay,let's move out!" The six heroes ran out the front door and ran to the beach.When they all got there,they ran out to the water and skimmed it out to the ocean.

Sonic: Everywhere is Hydrocity Zone.
Tails: Why didn't my fic counterpart and Christina take the Tornado?
Sonic: That's logic, buddy. Don't use that.

Sapphire,Sakura,and Speedy just arrived on Paradise Island,they all looked around,it was quiet.

Cassy: You're going to tell me that an island with over 20,000 folks on it is quiet? Okay, dude.

"Well,we're here,now what?" A light,cool breeze started blowing. Sapphire looked in the wind's direction. "We all go find and stop Sabre!" The three nodded and started running through the island.They all started running through the beach first,Speedy and Sapphire ran on the sandy beach while Sakura flew up and looked around. "I don't see anyone!" Sakura flew back down by the two hedgehogs. "Okay,now we need to search through the city,are you ready?" They all nodded and ran to the city of Paradise Island.They soon arrived at the large city,Sakura started flying in the sky and kept watch while Speedy ran up the tallest skyscraper and looked around the city.Sapphire ran through the city on the streets,she passed cars and oncoming traffic,she ran through the city a few times before she ran up to Speedy. "Did you find anything?" Speedy shook his head. Speedy looked around and saw Sakura flying,he whistled to her,she heard the whistle,she flew to the two hedgehogs,she landed on top of the skyscraper. "Sakura,did you find anything?" Sakura shook her head. Sapphire walked around. "He's gotta be somewhere!"

Sonia: Did they ever think about asking the locals?
Manic: Now you're tellin' them to think, sis?

She looked around and saw a large patch of green trees outside of the city. "Wait! We haven't checked out the forest yet,that's where I met them!" Sakura looked at it,she saw a tall object sticking out of the giant brush.Sakura gasped.

Akiko: That sounds a bit... lewd.
Kyo L.: *snickers*

Sapphire stared at her. "Sakura,what's wrong?" Sakura pointed to the tall object. "That little tower over there,my mother told me that it is her homeland, Forest Village! Let's go there!" Sapphire and Speedy nodded.

Sonia: That is a terrible description of perspective. It made it sound like a thing stuck out of a bush.
Amy: ...lewd.
Akiko: Hey, I just said that!

Speedy and Sapphire ran off the edge of the roof and started running down the side of the skyscraper at a very high speed. Sakura started flying,she flew over the city and into the forest.The three teenagers ran into the deep forest towards the village.

Miyu: I won't be surprised if Sabre is there... terrorizing the locals again.

"Sapphire,Speedy,Sakura! Where are you!" Knuckles was searching through the Mystic Ruins for the three missing children. "Oh,man,Sonic is gonna flip his lid if I don't find those kids soon!" He continued his search.

Manic: Didn't he already flip his lid?

Sonic and the others just arrived on Paradise Island. "Well,here we are. It looks pretty quiet here,I don't see anything out of the ordinary."

Rory: 'Cept that guy throwing a seesaw into space.

Shadow looked on the ground and saw three trails of footprints in the sand. "What about these trails,one of them looks like air shoe tracks!" Sonic and the others looked at the tracks,Tails recognized the air shoe tracks. "Those are air shoe tracks,probably from those air shoes I gave to Sapphire!" Everyone gasped.

Kyo L., Miyu, Jessie, Cassy: *rolls their eyes*
Keiko: How in the world did you four sit through two and a half stories of... this?
Jessie: To be honest, we don't know, either.

"Then that means...the kids are here on the island!" Sonic looked at the trail. "It's leading into the city,let's go!" Everyone nodded. Sabrina had tears in her eyes. "I hope Sapphire's okay."

Amy: Why's she randomly crying?
Sonic: For drama.
Amy: *flails* What drama?!

Shadow slowed down until he was next to her. "Don't worry,Sabrina.We'll find her,and the other kids,too." Sabrina stopped crying. "Thank you,Shadow." They both smiled and caught back up with the others.

Manic: When're we getting into the plot? We're on the third chapter, and like... two tiny things happened!
Kyo L.: Welcome to Sabrina's Stalled Shitshow. You ain't getting a plot until we hit the halfway point of the damn fic. And that's if your ass is lucky.

Near the village,Sapphire,Speedy,and Sakura arrived. They saw many large huts and buildings,they also saw foxes walking around,one saw Sapphire,the small kitsune ran away. "Guards! Sabre is back! Run!"

Sonic: Why would Sabre have another fox with him?
Sonia: They didn't notice Sakura at all. Wow. Is everyone in this universe that dense?
Kyo L., Miyu, Jessie, Cassy: Yes.
Jayleen: These exercises of complete idiocy are trying my patience...

Other villagers started running into their homes,screaming. Two very large guards stood in front of the three kids. "Sabre,you will never get away this time!" Sapphire and the others got scared. "Please,don't hurt us!" The guards heard the female voice. "You are not Sabre,you are lady Sabrina. We apologize,mylady." The two guards kneeled down in front of them. Sapphire got confused. "No,I am not Sabrina. I am her daughter,Sapphire. And these are my friends, Sakura,and Speedy." The guards stood up. "Sakura? The daughter of princess Christina?" Sakura nodded. "Oh,we apologize for the ,we will kindly escort you to king Hiei." The two guards turned around and walked into the village.Sakura,Speedy,and Sapphire followed them.

Sonic: They never took those kids to visit their own relatives?
Manic: They really sheltered them.
Sonic: That ain't good.

Soon,they stopped in front of a large,golden building,the two guards stopped at two large doors,there were two more guards standing on each side of the doors. They both saluted and opened the doors,they and two guards walked inside. "My king,we have guests, including the daughter of princess Christina!" Sakura looked up and saw two foxes sitting in thrones. "Send them in." The guards stopped walking,the three kids continued walking. "Wow,this place is huge!" They took a few more steps before they stopped in front of a pair of foxes. "Welcome,young guests. Hmm,you three look very familiar. Is that you,lady Sabrina?"

Kyo L.: *facepalms, groans, orders a bottle of vodka*
Miyu: *grimly* Share that, Kyo.

Sapphire shook her head. "I am Sabrina's daughter,Sapphire." The king nodded and stood up. "I am king Hiei,and this is my lovely wife,Queen Tulip. So,blue hedgehog,are you named by Sonic?"

Sonia: I'd like to take a one-way trip to the Sun now.

Speedy shook his head. "Nope! I'm Speedy,his little man!"

James: Sonic names his penis "Speedy"?
Jessie, Cassy: *laughs loudly*
Axl: Oh, come on!
Kyo K: That's it! I'm retiring!
Akiko: Super lewd!
Sonic: *horrified* What the heck, man?!

Sapphire elbowed him lightly. "Ow,what was that for?" Sapphire covered his mouth. "Speedy,this is a kingdom,show some respect!" Sapphire removed her hand. King Hiei nodded. "I see. And you must be the daughter of princess Christina,Sakura!" Sakura smiled. "Yes,you must be my grandfather,right?" King Hiei smiled and nodded. "It's very good to see you,your mother told me all about you." Sakura smiled.

Manic: *as Hiei* Why does she never let you visit us? It's been well over ten years...

King Hiei stood up. "Welcome to Forest Village,land of the kitsunes.You three are welcomed to this village anytime,but beware,there lurks an evil force in the forest,a dark,evil person,trying to get my daughter's rainbow chaos emerald! I think you three are in grave danger!" Sapphire stepped up. "Yes,we know about Sabre,he's my uncle,we are here to stop him!" The king nodded. "Yes,lately we've been attacked by him.He nearly destroyed my village,I think he should be stopped! Good luck on your journey."

Sonia: You're the freaking King! And you haven't done a damn thing about this over the last fifteen years?!
Amy: Uh... also, Queen Tulip hasn't said a single word. Is she just decoration?
Manic: Taxidermy Queen. She died and got stuffed, and nobody noticed but the King.

Sapphire,Sakura,and Speedy nodded. They turned around and walked out of the palace. "Sakura,he's your grandfather?" Sakura nodded. "I guess so."

Amy: *frowns, slams her face into her fruit bowl*
Sonic: Here we go again.
Amy: *grumbles*
Jayleen: These are finely crafted bowls, and they have now been reduced to mere props for an annoyed hedgehog to smash her face into them.

They walked through the village,they left and entered the forest. "Okay,this island is mostly forest,so we need to scatter far and wide if we're gonna find Sabre,okay?" Everyone nodded. Sakura started flying in the air,she flew over the tall trees.Speedy and Sapphire darted into the thick forest.

Manic: Screw it, why not burn the forest down? Everyone's dumb, complete the dumbening.
Sonia: Deforestation? Looten Plunder would almost be proud... though I doubt he'd profit off of a wildfire.
Manic: He'd build a business over it.
Sonia: That would do.

Sonic and the other parents were in Paradise City,where the three trails of footprints disappeared. "Great,they stopped here in the city,now how will we find our kids?"

Tails: Yeah, the Tornado's just a pretty prop now, huh? *facepalms* Ridiculous.

They looked around then they all scattered through the city and searched,after a few minutes,they all returned to the same spot. "Sorry guys,no luck.It's getting dark,let's keep looking." Everyone nodded and ran out of the city.

Amy: *as she lifts her head out of the bowl* Bulldoze the island. It'll be easier for you idiots.

Back in the forest,it was getting dark outside,everyone was still searching in the forest. Sakura got tired from the flying,she lowered herself to the ground amd sat on a rock. "Sapphire,Speedy?" There was no answer.She looked around,the forest was growing black. She sighed and started flying again,she flew very high.It was getting hard to see,she looked around,she saw a small glow in the forest. "Is that a...fire?" She suddenly saw a yellow blur moving away from the fire, "That's gotta be Sapphire!" She started flying towards the fire,the blur suddenly disappeared. "Sapphire!" She kept flying to the fire.

Sonic: *confused* Why would she split from you and suddenly get the ability to make a fire?
Sonia: It's Sabre, isn't it?
Sonic: No points if you're right, sis.

A yellow blur was darting through the forest,it was running at a very high speed. Suddenly the blur heard a voice. "Sapphire!" The blur stopped. "Hmm,someone is here." It was Sabre.

Sonic, Sonia, Manic: *throws their hands up*
Amy: *sighs, slumps in her seat, pulls out a damp towel*
Sonic: You prepped for this, didn't you?
Amy: *mutters as she cleans her face*

He looked up into the sky and saw a fox flying. "Hmm,looks like I have to pay this stranger a visit!" He ran back to the fire and hid behind a tree.

Tails: You hid behind a tree that was closest to the fire? The fire's glow most likely would've exposed your position.
Amy: This really is the dumbening.

Sakura was getting closer to the fire,she lowered herself down near the fire. "Finally,some heat,I was getting cold up there."

Kyo L.: You'll be really cold once your body hits rigor mortis.
Sonia: Oh, my god. Why...

She sat down by the fire and put her hands by it. She suddenly heard a rustling sound.Sakura looked around. "Hello? Sapphire,Speedy? Is that you?" The rustling stopped. Sakura shrugged and continued to warm up by the fire. Suddenly,a yellow figure jumped out from behind her,Sakura turned around and saw Sabre,she screamed. "You're Sabre!" Sabre grinned. "That's right,little girl.You won't see me for long!"

Kyo L.: Yes, the hamminess begins again! It's gonna be--

Sabre suddenly lunged at her. Sakura screamed before she suddenly blacked out.

Kyo L.: Well, shit.
Sonia: I guess it's going to be underwhelming and overdramatic. What a feat.

Speedy was running through the forest,it was getting hard for him to see. "Oh man,I can't see a thing!"

Amy: Thanks, Captain Redundancy.

He suddenly heard a scream,he also ran into a tree. "Ouch!" He stood up and looked around,he didn't see anyone. "That was Sakura!"

Manic: Ah, so it was a sakura tree. Got it.

He started running towards the sound of the scream.After jumping a few trees,he saw a yellow blur pass in front of him. Speedy skidded to a halt and looked around,he didn't see anything. "I thought I saw Sapphire run right in front of me!"

Sonia: Ugh, how many times do these idiots have to repeat their idiocy?
Cassy: Welcome to "Sabrina's Adventure", dude.

Speedy heard a rustling sound,he turned around. "S-Sapphire? Sakura?" He didn't hear any voices. He started getting scared. Suddenly,a yellow blur ran right at him.Speedy jumped out of the way,the blur missed him,it stopped,it was Sabretooth.

Sonic: Oh. Ham Junior's back.
Manic: With his one-note personality.
Sonia: Do you honestly believe that anyone in this "story" has a second note?

"Hey,watch where you're going! You almost made me roadkill!" Sabretooth made an evil grin.

Jessie: It begins.

"Actually,you are roadkill!"

Miyu, Tails: *raises their hands, stammers, puts their hands down*
Amy: Yes, the sentence should be, "Actually, you will be roadkill!" But... you know. Nobody thinks.

He suddenly lunged at Speedy,he rolled out of the way. Speedy growled. "Knock it off!" Sabretooth grinned. "Hm,you're tougher than that little fox girl my father caught!" Speedy gasped. "Sakura! Wait,you're Sabretooth!

All: Dur-hay!

Where are my friends?" Sabretooth made a smirk. "She's safe with me,for now! Once your parents come here looking for you,they'll do anything to get you back,even if it means giving us those emeralds!" Speedy stood up. "You won't get away with this!" Speedy ran at Sabretooth,he got ready to punch him,Sabretooth ran at Speedy and kicked him.Speedy fell to the ground. "Ow,hey,no fair!"

Sonic: *as Speedy* It's only a fair fight if you let me hit you!
Manic: *as Sabretooth* This ain't ScrubQuotes, brat!

Sabretooth suddenly ran at him again.Speedy screamed and blacked out.

Sonia: Underwhelming and overdramatic... the sequel.

Sapphire was walking in the forest,looking for Speedy and Sakura.She tried calling to them,but she suddenly heard a scream. "That was Speedy! Hold on,Speedy!" She started running towards the sound,she saw a light ahead of her,she started running faster,jumping from tree to tree,the light was getting brighter,it started getting warmer. "I must be getting close!" She finally reached the sourche of the light,a large fire. "Maybe Sakura and Speedy are here."

Kyo L.: Probably being barbecued.
Cassy: You did that joke a long time ago, dude.
Kyo L.: Yeah, but I like it.

She looked around,she didn't see anyone.She looked at the ground,she saw pictures,she saw one that caught her eye.

Amy: Why are there random pictures in a forest? And why did they leave them out in the freakin' open?!

She looked at it closely,it looked like chaos emerald. She shrugged and walked to the fire,she sat down in front of it,she put her hands by it. "At least I have a warm spot here. Sakura,Speedy!" She didn't hear any answers,she suddenly heard a muffled voice,two of them. Sapphire stood up,the voices sounded familiar,they were coming from behind her.Sapphire turned around and cautiously walked towards the sound,it was getting louder.It was coming from a small bush,Sapphire stopped in front of it and heard the muffled screams. "Speedy? Sakura?"

Sonic: Seriously, if this stuff was a slasher film, this fic wouldn't be twenty-three chapters long.
Amy: I'd take that tradeoff.

The sounds responded. Sapphire put her hand by the bush and knocked it over,she saw Speedy and Sakura tied up.

Sonia: How does someone knock over a bush?

"Speedy! Sakura! What happened?" Sapphire saw that they were tied up with thick vines,she clenched her fist,it glowed black,she put her fist on the vines,they broke and fell to the ground.They also had pieces of clothing in their mouths,Sapphire took them out. Speedy and Sakura stood up shakily,Speedy spoke first. "He came out of nowhere,Sabretooth!"

Amy: That's not how sentences work. You just called Sapphire "Sabretooth".

Sapphire gasped. Sakura spoke. "Sapphire,this is where Sabre lives! We have to get out of here!" Sapphire shook her head. "No, we are not leaving until we stop Sabre!"

Manic: Folks, this is what we call "death by stupidity".

Suddenly, an evil laughter filled the forest,a yellow blur came out of the forest onto the empy space.

Sonic: So much for secrecy. *shrugs*

"Well,well,well, if it isn't my little niece,Sapphire and her pathetic little friends!" The blur stopped in front of them,it was Sabre.

Amy: *with a dunce cap on her head, halfheartedly blows on a party favor*
Sonia: Just lead us off the cliff now.

Sapphire stepped up. "Sabre,you are going down! We've had enough of your threats!" Sabre grinned. "Oh,I am so scared,of a bunch of little brats!" He laughed evily. Sapphire suddenly ran at him,she clenched her fist and punched Sabre.He flew a few feet before he landed on his feet.He wiped his mouth.

Cassy: Well, at least he wasn't hit in the arm again.
Miyu: It's the only part of the body that gets hurt in these fics.

"Hmm,you're braver than I thought,looks like I have to teach all of you a lesson!" Sabre jumped up in the air and attempted to kick Sapphire,she jumped out of the way. Sabre landed on his feet. "You are just like my sister,she fought me since the first day we met."

Amy: Didn't you start that fight, too?
Jessie: Yes, he did. Diplomacy isn't his thing.

Sabre ran at Sakura and Speedy, they both jumped up. Sabre ran and punched a tree,it snapped in half.

Manic: If a tree falls in the forest, does it make a sound?
Amy: Not in this fic. Everyone's deaf, dumb, and dumber.

He stopped running and jumped backwards toward Sapphire. Sakura and Speedy ran after him. "Sapphire,look out!" She was caught off guard,suddenly,a blue blur hit Sabre and knocked him down.Speedy stopped running,he walked over to Sabre,he grabbed him by the shirt collar.

Sonic: He decided... to stop running, take his sweet old time to walk... wait, hold on. No kid of mine's going to just walk up to someone!
Manic: Why'd Sabre let himself be grabbed like that?
Sonic: Reasons, bro.

"Listen, we are all sick and tired of your pathetic threats to rule the world,Sabre! You better give up,or else!" Sabre grinned and pulled out a strange object. "Actually, you're the one who is going down,now!" He stabbed the object at Speedy's arm,he backed away.

Miyu: *throws her hands up* Everyone's always hit in the arms! Tradition!

He looked at the object,it was a tranquilizer dart. He started feeling faint. "Ugh,you..won't..get away...Sabre..." He fell to the ground. Sapphire and Sakura gasped. "Speedy!" They both ran to him.

Sonia: Uh, it would make more sense if one of you took care of Speedy and the other took care of Sabre. Now you're all open.

Sabre got in front of them,he pulled out a small stick,he put one end in his mouth and blew,a small object flew out of it and just missed the two girls. "Watch out! Those are tranquilizers!"

Amy: I think we got that. Thanks.
Sonic: This stuff's getting cornier by the second. Now he's just puffing darts out? Come on.

They both jumped out of the way. Sakura grabbed Sapphire's hands and flew in the air. "Whew,thanks,Sakura." Sakura continued flying higher.Sapphire's hands started getting tired,she suddenly slipped off.

Sonic: I guess someone put motor oil in Sapphire's hands.

"Sapphire!" Sapphire was falling to the ground where Sabre was. "Ahhh!" She flipped and tried to move away as she was falling.Sabre saw her falling.

Manic: Sure he didn't see her falling? Wanna repeat that again?

"Hm,she's finished!" He ran after her. Sapphire landed in a tree,her legs got wrapped in some vines,she was hanging upside down. "Oh great,just what I need." She pulled herself up,she reached for a branch and grabbed it,the vines came off. Sapphire sighed,she then saw Sabre at the bottom of the tree,he started running up it. "Oh no,not you again!" Sapphire jumped up to another branch.Sabre jumped up as well. He suddenly pulled the stick out and blew in it towards the sky,Sapphire looked up and saw Sakura flying. "Sakura! Look out!" Sakura didn't hear her,she suddenly felt a sharp pain in her arm.

Miyu: I quit.

"Ow!" She looked at her arm and saw a small tranquilizing dart. She instantly started feeling faint,she stopped spinning her tails,she started falling,she blacked out.

Tails: You know, falling from such a distance should have injuries...

Sabre jumped high in the air above Sapphire,he caught the unconcious girl and fell back into the trees.

Tails: Never mind, I guess he was kind enough to do something for once.
Manic: So evil, but gentle enough to not let someone die.

"Sakura! No!" Sapphire jumped down from the tree,she saw a yellow blur run into the deep forest. "Hold on,Sakura!" She started running after the blur.

Sonic and the others arrived at Forest Village while they were searching the island. Christina sighed. "It's been years since I was here! Maybe my father will let us stay the night here." Everyone nodded. They saw two guards coming towards them,they stopped in front of them and saw the familiar faces. "Ah,princess Christina,you honor us with your presence!" christina smiled and nodded. "You may all enter the village." The six heroes

Sonia: Worst Six Heroes ever. Those other Six Heroes were much better.

nodded and walked in. "Let's go to my father's palace first so we can ask." They all nodded and reached the giant building.

Amy: First it was a tower, now it's a building. What's with all the inconsistencies?

The two guards opened the doors,the heroes walked in. They approached the two thrones where King Hiei and Queen Tulip were sitting. "Christina,so good to see you!" Christina and the others smiled. "Hello,father." King Hiei stood up. "I see you have brought all of your friends. Lady Sabrina,how are you?" Sabrina smiled.But then started shedding tears.

Amy: Well, that came out of nowhere.
Sonia: She's a Sue. She needs the attention.

King Hiei became confused,Amy and Christina also started sobbong.

Tomoko: *grumbling*
Manic: Are you serious?
Sonic: Yeah, you know, women and their emotions, right? *facepalms* Criminy. These stereotypes...

"Is there something troubling you,ladies?" Sonic,Tails,and Shadow stepped up.

Tails: *as himself* It's this fic, sir...

"Our kids, they disappeared earlier,we went here to look for them,but no luck." King Hiei stepped down,surprised. "You know, I saw your children,they visited here not too long ago." Everyone perked up. "Really,do you know where they are?" King Hiei stood in front of them. "Yes,they said that they were here,looking for Sabre." Everyone gasped.

Amy: I just realized something. They never let the kids stay or offer their protection to them. Oh. *scratches her head* Everyone really is dumb.

Amy walked up to Sonic. "Sonic,what are we gonna do? Those kids are out there in the dark,looking for Sabre! They're gonna get killed out there!"

All: Too late!

Sonic hugged her. "I know,but that doesn't mean we're quitting! C'mon,let's go find our kids,and Sabre!" Everyone nodded and ran out of the palace. King Hiei walked back to his throne and sat down. "Good luck."

Manic: *as Hiei* I'll just sit here... as a prop along with my stuffed wife. Have fun, children.
Sonia: I can't believe that there are twenty more chapters of this.
Sonic: Unfortunately, that's reality, sis.
Amy: *gets up* I'm going to wash my face now.
Sonic: You're coming back, right, Ames?
Amy: Of course I am... if I don't drown myself in one of the sinks first. *leaves the theater*

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