Mystery Science Theater En Masse

Four Riffers, Episode 9: Crescent variation altered story (Part Three)

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Note: Yes, this will count as "Part Three". The reason why is because this is a "what-if" from the second chapter. Basically, it's "What if Michiru stayed behind to fight?"

Warning: This part contains violent scenes... because Sailor Moon needed to be "edgy", of course. This part also contains bits of misogyny and homophobia (specifically, meaning that the Stu is somehow a lesbian's "true love"... and the complete erasure of Haruka and Michiru's relationship.)

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Chapter one: Another ending, a new beginning.

James: And it's called "Gary Stu Hell".

2000 November twenty fifth

She opens the garage door already inside the car. She sees Benji now holding a large glaive. Benji spins the long double edged glaive chopping four demons legs at once. He tosses it at another demon that where moving to the house. Benji leaps and smashes the head of another demon. Benji roars loudly. The hot blood let a steam trail on the cold air.

Benji have got a large scythe and he is killing more demons. He has a cut on his fore head that is staining his right side of the face with blood. Benji slams his fist on a demon piercing it. He hits the one behind it digging his fist deep inside him. Benji tosses then over another group of demons following right after then with the scythe on his hands. More demons fall dead.

A spear flies to his direction. He tries to grab it with his right hand but the spear easily cuts arm in the in the length of it. His red eyes go wide seeing the spear hitting him on the neck. He removes it as blood gushes from his large wounds.

Jessie: We really missed nothing here. Same old copy and pasted garbage.
Miyuki: So... it's "Grey"?
Jessie: *grumbles* Fuck that waste of trees.

"Deep Submerge!" a female voice shouts and a green energy ball vanquish a tall demon that was about to attack Benji. "Michiru?!" Benji shouts surprised seeing his lover wearing a cross between a swimsuit and a sailor style school uniform.

Tomoko: He knows that she's Sailor Neptune... and he's somehow surprised?
James: I think he's more surprised that she stayed... you know, for her "twu luv".

The skirt and the scarf are dark green, she is wearing a dark green choker and a golden tiara with a dark green jewel on it, and she is with white gloves with the end dark green and with dark green high heels. The bows on her chest and waist are navy blue.

Miyuki: *annoyed* Stop. Holding. Our hands. It's the Sailor Moon section, so most people should know what Sailor Neptune looks like. This is just blatant padding now.

"Behind you!" she shouts at him. Benji spin giving a roundhouse kick in a demon head. "Why you didn't left?!" Benji shouts slamming his left fist into a demon chest.

Jessie: Because, you know... women can't fight.
James: *flatly* Hur-hur.

"I couldn't leave you here to die! I love you!" Michiru shouts back sending another energy attack over more demons.

James: I wish this "what-if" never happened. I was perfectly content with him dying.

With the lovers combined effort the battle ends soon.

Jessie: We should've paid attention when Michiru said that he'd live if she fought with him. That just cemented it.

Benji is supporting himself in a spear with his right arm bleeding freely. "God! Benji we need to treat those wounds!" Michiru says seeing Benji deplorable state.

Miyuki: Know what this means?
Tomoko: What's that?
Miyuki: Obviously, the "big strong man" can't do anything without a woman by his side now!
Tomoko: And he'll still think of us as the "weaker and useless" sex. *scoffs*

His right arm was cutted in the half in the length, he has a deep cut on the right side of his neck that are bleeding freely, he has dozens of smaller cuts all over his form covering him with his dark red blood.

James: I think the keyboard's sticky again.
Jessie: *sighs* Time to burn that one, too.

"I will be fine…I just need to rest…" Benji says Michiru runs to him and hold him before he fall when his grip on the spear weakens.

Miyuki: You just need to rest... when you have a giant cut in your neck?! Why aren't you dead?!
Tomoko: That's the part where he transforms into a Titan, right?
Miyuki: *laughs*
James: He don't know much about history, and don't know much about biology.
Jessie: And he don't know much about a science book.
James: But I can demonstrate all the French that I took, because what the fuck is this?

"I am not a trained nurse but I can give some first aid. I know that we won't be able to explain your wounds to any hospital." Michiru says helping him to walk to the chateau.

Tomoko: You could just lie and say that he was in a horrible car accident. I dunno, make something up.

Benji armis leaving a thick train of blood in the dark wood floor.

Miyuki: And he's not dead from blood loss... why?
Jessie: Because... reasons.
James: It's also because he fell out of the "Mortal Kombat" universe.

Michiru sits Benji in a chair in the dinning room and runs to the bathroom to get the first aid kit. Benji is pale with the severe blood loss and is still on his demon shape. Michiru runs back and places a large case on the table and opens it.

"I will begin with the arm. But this will hurt." Michiru says wetting a cotton ball with alcohol "Let's do it in my way." Benji says tired, he picks the bottle from her and takes two large mouthfuls from it and swallows then.

Tomoko: Great job, you so-called "edgy" dumbass. If you just chugged rubbing alcohol, you're now gonna die. I may have dropped out, but unlike you, I paid attention in school.
Miyuki: *glances at Tomoko* Sorta.
Tomoko: *glances at Miyuki* You shut up.

Michiru looks in shock to his action. She let out a cry when Benji rips open the bottle and pours the contents on his arm. She sees him frown with pain as the alcohol runs thru the wound washing away the blood and any kind of infection.

Tomoko: *bored* Still not impressed.
Jessie: *flatly* Ow, the edge.
James: *unamused* This little boy's trying way too hard to act like a "real man".
Miyuki: *bored* No kiddin'.

"Benji!" Michiru shouts removing the bottle from him. Most of the contents are gone. "You are crazy!" Michiru says

Jessie: And now I'm finally agreeing with someone in this stupid fic!

"It is clean now." Benji says.

James: *exasperated* God, you're so fuckin' stupid. There's no other way to put that. You're literally fuckin' stupid. How the hell do you manage to put your underwear on without hanging yourself?
Jessie: God watches over babies and fools, James. Guess which one the Stu is.
Tomoko: He's both. That's why he gets the special snowflake red carpet attention.

Michiru frowns seeing him swallowing the pain. She gets a roll of bandages and began to wrap Benji arm from the shoulder. In the elbow the roll is over and she ties it up and continues with another one.

Few minutes later she finishes wrapping his hand. "You want to me get you something to drink to ease the pain?" Michiru asks to him while giving the final knot on the bandages.

Miyuki: I thought that he already drank it.
Tomoko: Wish he'd swallow his tongue, too.

"No. Pain means life. And is a fair price for my lies." Benji says in a faint tone.

Jessie: *confused* What kind of emo bullshit is this?
Miyuki: Written in 2005, Jessie. Well, more like crapped out in 2005.
Jessie: Oh.

"I don't blain you." Michiru says cleaning his neck wound "You told me the truth and you were willing to die for me. I know that you love me." Michiru says gently she wraps his neck with bandages noticing how they slowly stain in red.

James: Because true love means leading your lover on in a giant lie for two thirds of a year. Good lord, Pod Michiru, stop drinking the Stu's creamy Flavor Aid!
Jessie: Again... it looks like Rory was definitely right. This really is the Cult of Benji.

They stay in silence while she finishes treating him. Soon she finishes bandaging Benji wounds. "Why you are staring me so much?" Michiru asks while replacing the non-used goods to the kit. "Well you are really sexy with that outfit. If I wasn't so tired and feeling bad about myself I would for sure be over you now." Benji says clearly enjoying Michiru in her senshi uniform.

Tomoko: Mother of... really? Really?!
Miyuki: Did that just translate to... "If I wasn't injured, I'd bone you right now?" She saved your life, and that's all you can think about. You ungrateful, horny... *mumbles*

She blushes deeply and looks at him "Now be a good boy and get some sleep. You need to regain your energies." Michiru says.

James: In a normal universe, Michiru would snark at you. But... this is a Stu fic.

Benji nods and she helps him to get in to a bed. But Benji don't let her go and she gives up smiling and she joins him in the bed happy for not losing him and relieved to have the strength to not let her love die.

Jessie: We couldn't get a sliver of happiness, huh? In life, he pisses us off. In death... he pisses us off.

In the next morning Michiru wakes still feeling Benji under her grip. She looks up at his face and sees that he is fully focused in something.

Miyuki: That's okay, they made Viagra for that sort of problem.
Tomoko: Damn it, Fujiwara...

She follows his eye line and sees his right hand. His hand is slight raised and his fingers are moving just a bit. In hard and weak movements. Michiru didn't needed a degree in medicine to know that he was actually testing his arm muscles and that was humanly impossible for him move his fingers so shortly after have suffered that damage.

Jessie: But what the hell is a goddamn hospital?! Seriously! *holds up a picture of a hospital* Go to one, you stupid idiots!

She smiles a bit recalling that after all Benji wasn't fully human and how easily she is accepting it. After all she is an alien princess from Neptune who where resurrected in this time.

Miyuki: No. No, no, no. No, no, no... no. Wrong. No. Stop writing forever. Please.
James: *pulls out a digital recorder* I think it's time we heard this line. *presses the play button* "Yeah, but we clearly know who he's writing for. You know, I think he just saw this series one day, didn't pay any attention to it except for the Senshi who he wanted to bonk, and wrote a bunch of fanfics about wanting to bonk them or just flat out bonking them. I mean, I know that a whole bunch of people do that, but this is the worst example that I've ever seen." *stops the recording* I never thought that I'd say this, but yeah. I finally agree with Kyo Kusanagi on something.

The thought of her lover being a half demon sounds almost normal.

Tomoko: It's only normal because it's the Stu. To the rest of us?
Jessie: Can we burn him and this fic?
Tomoko: I really want to do that.

"You shouldn't force so much or it will take longer to heal." Michiru says placing her hand over his to stop him. "I wasn't pushing too hard." Benji answers, Michiru smiles and leans closer of him giving her a kiss.

Miyuki: No wonder. You'd be terrible in bed.

The first one since Benji told her everything and released her memories. It shocked the hanyou teen. "Benji is still the same one that I love. He was a half demon when wet met and he still is now. Nothing on him changed. The one who changed was me." Michiru thinks, she let out a tiny cry of surprise when she feels Benji wrapping his arms around her waist. She can even feel the faint grip of his right armthat is still recovering.

James: That better hold the implication that Michiru said that because she's now a Senshi.
Jessie: Most likely.

That kiss prolongs for long moments as the lovers prove to themselves and to each other what they truly feel.

Jessie: And that's happening while I'm throwing up in this lovely barf bag.

After uncountable moments the couple lips break apart and they tongues unwrap from the other tracing a thin line of clear saliva between the lovers lips and tongues. The thin silver line breaks with s sexy licking motion from Michiru. "What we will do now?" Michiru asks in a low voice.

Tomoko: Can you die?
Miyuki: And I'm starting to wonder if the Stuthor has a thing for saliva strings, because that's just getting old now.

Benji andMichiru are still changed. "I think that we need to clean up this place. And then go after the other senshi." Benji answers in the same tone. Michiru nods and kisses his lips gently before releasing herself from his warm embrace. She rises and walks to the bathroom. She changes back and as she was before now she is naked.

James: Oh, come on! Not another wank fest!
Miyuki: I'm surprised that we're not dealing with wank puddles here.
Jessie: Sponsor reinforced the place. We don't have to deal with any wank puddles.

She enters under the shower and washes her body. Benji leaves the bed and walks to the front garden where in the night before held a vicious battle. Benji using only his left arm piles up the demons corpses in a small crater. He piles the demons weapons, fangs, horns and spikes in another pile far from the first. Michiru leaves the bathroom wrapped in a pink towel with her aquamarine hair damp falling on her shoulders and back. She sees Benji piling the demons. "Why you are doing that?" she asks a bit surprised. "So we can burn then." Benji says tossing another corpse on the growing pile.

Tomoko: Can I burn you? Can I run you over with my bike? Can I do anything that will cause you intense pain and give me relief?

Michiru walks in and changes to jeans pants and a t-shirt, she puts on a pair of sneakers and walks outside to help Benji on his horrendous task. Soon the last demon is piled. Benji walks to the garage and returns with a gasoline can and a couple of old tires. He tosses the tires over the corpses and pours the gasoline over the pile. Benji and Michiru walk away and Benji lithe the pile tossing a burning matches box on it. The pile began to burn raising a thick cloud of smoke.

Miyuki: And then the cops showed up, wondering why there was a giant tire fire in a lavish garden.
James: Man, this fic is tacky. Smokey the Bear is gonna get on their arses soon.

"Michiru mind of pulling on the pick up near of the weapons pile?" Benji asks "I can't drive like this." Benji says lifting his wounded arm "Okay." Michiru says entering in the garage, after park there Benji begin to load the pick up trunk with the weapons and the others demon remains. Michiru helps both of then being careful to not get cut with then.

Jessie: And then she got cut and died of tetanus. The real Michiru freed herself from the closet and proceeded to fix the mess with her actual canon lover.

When over Michiru makes Benji take a bath so she can change the dressings on his wounds. Around the noon the couple has a light lunch. The demon pile now resumed into a pile of ashes taken by the wind.

Tomoko: Let me get this straight. They're eating lunch... while corpses are burning in the background?
James: Once again... this fic is tacky.

"I think that it is time now." Benji says seeing the fire gone "Okay. I will pack up our things so we can leave." Michiru says not letting Benji rise from his seat. And one hour later the couple is driving away. Michiru is behind the wheel.

James: *sarcastically* Wait, who let you out of the kitchen so you could drive? That's a man's job!
Tomoko: Little boy needs to take a license test first... but that requires reading, and that's probably too much work for his "edgy" butt.

"Where we go now?" she asks to Benji. "Kyoto. I know that we need to help the other senshi. But I need weapons and those ones that we are carrying will be the base for one for me." Benji says "Okay. Kyoto then." Michiru says driving.

Miyuki: What is it with this twit and his millions of weapons?
Jessie: I'm starting to wonder if he's... you know...
James: Compensating for something? Because I'm agreeing with you.
Jessie: Yep. I think Kyo said that, too.
James: Kusanagi again?
Jessie: Yep.
James: Huh. Well, there's another thing that we're agreeing on.
Tomoko: A Gary Stu bringing two jerks who hate each other together. Who knew?

2000 November twenty seventh. In a house far of Kyoto

Benji parks the car softly to not wake Michiru who is sleeping in the shotgun. It is nine in the morning but Michiru is tired from the long travel. "Michiru wake up." Benji says gently shaking her "We arrived." Benji says to her. Michiru slowly wakes, Benji can't help in gazing to her.

Jessie: And she didn't wake up screaming in horror?

Even looking tired from the long trip and with her hair a bit tangled from the sleep and still a bit groggy Michiru seems as every bit attractive as ever. Benji smiles knowing that is a side of her that only him knows and that she never showed to anyone else.

James: Fap, fap, fap... oh, shut up, will ya?

Michiru yawn cutely and softly combs her hair with her slender fingers. Benji kissed her eyelids gently as taking the sleep from her eyes. Michiru purred softly with the soft and unexpected caress. Expected or not she loved it.

Miyuki: I would've hurled all over him. Don't lick my eyeballs for my eye crust, man!

They leave the car and are greeted by a woman. She is wearing a worn out hakama, soot dirty bandages wrapping her chest and a heavy leather apron like protector. On her hands thick leather gloves worn out from intense use and heat.

"I was wondering if were you. I told you I can't forge you anything proper with out material." She says in a strong yet feminine voice she removes a bandana letting her dark brown hair casket from the cloth down to her shoulders. She is pretty even with those rude and defiantly not attractive clothes.

Miyuki: *makes a face* Um. Excuse me, little man? Excuse me?
Tomoko: Oh, look. The man has to decide how attractive a woman's clothes look to him. Newsflash, you piece of shit: we don't dress for you or your pinky sized dick.
Jessie: Said it better than I could.

"This is enough?" Benji asks uncovering the weapons, fangs, horns and spikes so she can see. Benji retrieve the scythe that he used two nights before.

"You can forge the others." Benji says to her. She let out an impressed whistle "By far it has five hundred kilos of metal here plus one hundred of organic material. You got all this during the year?" she asks in an impressed tone "No. He got it all two nights ago." Michiru says proudly of her lover. The woman looks at Benji "You became a far skilled killer since the last time then." She states "She helped." Benji says pointing to Michiru.

James: Yeah, "she helped". Because, you know... women aren't people unless they do something "manly". Hur-hur.

"In any case I will do it. But it will take a while. I can alter that scythe so you can shrink it to easy store. It will take a couple of hours." She says "Okay. Then you work in the rest." Benji says giving the scythe to her

"It will take two weeks only to turn it all in a usable alloy and months to forge anything from it." She states picking up the scythe

Miyuki: *confused* ...are we still in a magical girl series?
Tomoko: *bored* Nope. It's just the Stuthor rubbing his junk all over it and turning it into a garbled mess.

"We don't have months!" Michiru says "Look young girl. I am an experienced mystical blacksmith.

James: Blacksmiths? In fucking Sailor Moon?! Stuthor. Write something else, because this series is definitely not for you.
Jessie: He's better off not writing at all. I'm sorry, but he's beyond needing criticism... especially since he won't listen to it.

I know what I say. Benji here will be able to hold on with this scythe long enough so I can forge him a proper weapon." She says "My name is Michiru. And I am worry about him using that weapon. It can break in battle and cost him his life." Michiru says

Tomoko: And that's a problem because...?

"And I am Sakiko. And I am his aunt. And I say that he will do well with it." Sakiko says walking away to a forgery behind the house.

Jessie: Of course. They can only praise the Stu, because they'll be the "bad guys" if they don't.
James: Man, the real world's gonna be hard for those snowflake Sues and Stus. I can't take all the whining and entitlement complexes.
Jessie: Just do what you usually do and shove a grenade up one of their holes, you sadistic ass.
Miyuki: Hey. I just realized something else with that line.
James: Yeah?
Miyuki: He insulted... his own aunt's clothes.
James: Well, we already knew that he was a real piece of shit. That just added to it.

"Your aunt?" Michiru says

"Well we aren't close.

Miyuki: Well, no wonder he insulted her clothes!

Most of my family where killed when I were hunted by the demons." Benji says

Jessie: *plays a tiny violin* Tell someone who cares, kid.
Miyuki: What is it with Sues and Stus having the old "tragic past" cliché? They always have a dead family member or lover, and we're supposed to sympathize with them. It doesn't work when the audience doesn't like the character, you know.

"Sorry." Michiru says "You don't have to apologize." Benji says caressing her cheek and wiping a tear that begun to form. Michiru cheer a bit and Benji and Michiru wait inside the house.

Tomoko: Wait, why the hell is she crying?
Jessie: *sarcastically* Because you know how emotional we get. Damn those ovaries of ours!

A couple of hours later Benji is out of the house trying on the scythe. Michiru is about to call him but Sakiko stops her. "Let him get used to it. If you are who I think you are and he did what I think he did he will need every single drop of skill that he has to fight. And he will need to trust in the weapon." Sakiko says to Michiru. But the night fall Benji and Michiru leave the house.

James: And now it's officially "The Benji Show". Someone can it.
Jessie: We'll have a chance if it's on NBC.

"Benji do you regret all that happened?" Michiru asks to Benji that is driving. "It depends. I regret in turning a demon and see my family die. But I don't regret meeting you." Benji says

Miyuki: I regret reading this. This is the fanfiction equivalent of prison food.

Michiru don't seen convinced.

Tomoko: Join the club.

"Besides being a half demon allow me to fight by your side. So I can protect you. Now it doesn't look so bad." Benji says in a serious tone

Miyuki: It's bad when you overshadow them, you know...
James: *sarcastically* Silly Miyuki, he's a man! That's what we're supposed to do! Now go get me a beer, Jess.
Jessie: *plays along* But James, I have a broken leg!
James: *sarcastically* Uh-uh, you're not supposed to talk. *normal voice* You know... it's very hard to act like a misogynist in front of three women who could kill me in less than ten seconds. Maybe I should just drop the act.
Tomoko: Meh. It doesn't bother me when you do it. Least you're not being serious about it.

"So don't be sad. Besides the past can't be changed." Michiru nods feeling a bit better.

2001 March tenth Sakurada feminine high school

Miyuki: I don't know of any schools back home that called anything a "feminine high school".

A Black Audi S8 parks in the school car lot.

James: *makes squishing noises*
Jessie: Great. There goes another keyboard. Burn it and get a new one.

Benji and Michiru leave the car. "It took us too long to trace her. The death busters also are not taking easy." Benji says closing the car door.

Tomoko: Were the Death Busters an actual group in that series?
Miyuki: Yep. We're not going to give the Stuthor any brownie points, because we're just going to take them back in a few seconds.

"I will talk with that Haruka girl. You deal with any scout that they might have sent to kill her." Michiru says. She is wearing a white and light blue fuku. Her light image is contrasting with Benji clothes darkness.

Jessie: We didn't need the clothing descriptions, Stuthor.

He is wearing black pants, a blood red social shirt, a black vest and a black jacket over it his also black shoes shine in the sun light. An angel of light and a demon from darkness as a girl once said comparing then.

James, Miyuki: *facepalms*
Miyuki: That's where I would've taken the brownie points back.
Jessie: *annoyed* What the hell did I just say, you hack? Shut up!
Tomoko: He's never shutting up, Baxter. He's one of those idiotic narcissists who would probably drown after he tries to make out with his own reflection in a nearby lake.
Jessie: He loves himself that much, huh?
Tomoko: A bit too much. He makes Jade look humble in comparison.

"Now take easy darling our right arm is not on the best shape yet." Michiru says to him while she holds a sketch book with Haruka photo and file in it. "And you be careful. Any sign of problems call me." Benji says giving her a quick kiss "I will." She says walking to the school main building.

Miyuki: I have a problem! Why is this fic still going?
James: Because someone hates us today.

Benji looks around and sniffs the air. He puts on a pair of black shades to hide the change on his eyes that now are red and thin slitted.

James: Well, he is a demon... physically and literally.

He walks around the school campus following a scent that he knows that don't belong there.

Miyuki: Turns out that he was sniffing himself the whole time. Oops.

After a visit to the secretary office Michiru walks to the track field. She talks to a brown haired girl who is wearing a runner outfit. She points to a building and Michiru nods to her walking away. In there she sees a tall girl who is wearing a bull body biker suit.

Tomoko: And now it's time to insult her, because we all know that the Stuthor hates her guts.

"Tenoh Haruka?" Michiru asks entering in a garage. "Yes. What you want?" she answers not looking to Michiru. "I would like to talk with you. It is a life or death situation." Michiru says in a level tone. "I am not interested." Haruka says "You might be a fan and claim that you love me. But sorry to inform but I am not interested." Haruka adds flatly. Michiru begin to giggle and her giggle turns to a chuckle until it becomes a full laughter.

James: Christ, you're an asshole, Pod Michiru. There's no other way to word that.

Haruka now looks at Michiru stunned with her beauty and her heavenly laugh. "Why you are laughing about?!" Haruka says busting in anger "Did I say something funny?!" "Well a bit." Michiru says wiping a tear from her eye "But I am not here to sworn eternal love for you." Michiru voice lost all the celestial happiness that it contained just few seconds before that are replaced by a deep and cold seriousness, Haruka is sure surprised.

Tomoko: Great, the Stuthor possessed her.
Miyuki: *as Pod Michiru* I'm not here to love you because heterosexual relationships are the only correct relationships. *normal voice* Okay, yeah, Stuthor's a homophobe. Not gonna dance around it anymore.

"Then why you are here? I never saw you before." Haruka says hiding he surprise. "It is hard to explain, but resuming your life is in danger." Michiru says "If is some angry guy who was dumped because his girlfriend fell in love for me I am used to it and I can deal with then." Haruka says. Michiru chuckle coldly "If was something so petty I wouldn't come here." Michiru coldness surprises Haruka.

Jessie: I need Miyu and Cassy. Because they really need to perform an exorcism on those two... and this fic.
Miyuki: *reads Miyu's notes* It says that Haruka does flirt with other women. But it also says that not only did she remain faithful to Michiru... she was never a girlfriend stealer.
James: *plays a line from his digital recorder* "Stuthor. You don't like Haruka. Just admit it. You're lusting after Michiru and wanted her to get into your pants in some way, so you're taking it out on a fictional character by writing crappy Stufics like these." *stops the recording* Kyo LeMaire is one angry little fluff ball, but he is definitely right when it comes to this.

The aquamarine haired girl that when entered was an angel who come down to earth was now a kind of Valkyrie who would bring cold and impartial justice and death upon those who deserved.

Tomoko: No, she's just an asshole serving as the Stuthor's mouthpiece. That purple prose ain't covering up her nasty antics.

"Before I can tell you anything I must say that after this moment your life will never be the same. You will have to give up on everything for the knowledge that I can give you. And upon that lies the path of your life or our death." Michiru says in a level tone.

Miyuki: But mostly Haruka's death, because being a lesbian is evil.

Haruka was not a coward and she never backed away from anything. But the tone of those words and the coldness of those blue eyes made her get weak on her knees and fill her being with doubts.

James: I doubt this fic's integrity.
Tomoko: This fic never had any, Daniels.

"Now you can choose between life and death. I won't assure that hearing me will give you life. But for sure will prevent your death." Michiru states coldly "Make your choice. I won't force you." Haruka stare in shock at Michiru. "You are insane." Haruka says turning her back to Michiru.

James: Well, yes, Pod Michiru is a silly puppet, we concur.

"You might think that." Michiru says turning away to leave. As she said she wouldn't force her to hear, she would not force anyone to suffer from her destiny. Outside of the garage the brown haired girl is over the roof.

Jessie: *confused* Uh... who the heck is the brown-haired girl?
Tomoko: *shrugs* How the hell should I know? Stuthor hates putting in details when they're needed.

"Too bad Haruka. If she hasn't come you would have a normal life. I think that I should call my minions to kill her and you now." She says snapping her fingers. "They are not coming." Benji says behind her. She looks at him and sees Benji holding a bloody scythe in one hand and her minions heads in the other.

Miyuki: Oh, for... *facepalms* Really?
James: I'm not buying another keyboard.
Jessie: Yeah, Stuthor's on his own from now on.

"Damn you!" she shouts changing into a demoness. Her body grew many times and she divides herself. And she attacks Benji. He blocks with the scythe.

Jessie: Uh... they must be the "Darth Bursters", not the actual Death Busters. I guess the real group got tied up and locked away in a dungeon somewhere.
Miyuki: Well, in the manga, the Witches 5 and Kaolinite had Daimon forms, but... I don't think they ever divided themselves like bacteria.

But the other leaps down of the roof and punches Michiru who was leaving the garage. The senshi falls inside the garage. She hits a wall and with pain she gets up and picks her transformation rod. "Neptune Planet Power Make Up!" she shouts she is surrounded by energy for a second before appear in her senshi uniform. "Haruka hide!" Michiru shouts to the stunned blonde.

End of the chapter one:

Tomoko: And that was the only part of this fic that I liked. And it just happened to be the end of it.

Hi everyone I am Benji Himura.

James: *mutters* Oh, bugger off...

This is an altered universe for my Moonlight Knight saga.

Jessie: Yes. "Saga".

This is what would happen if Michiru helped Benji in the fight and he survived the battle with out being rescued by Serenity and send to the future to become a Moonlight knight.

Miyuki: I think we knew that already... considering that it said "altered story" in the damn title.

This story will carry changes of the Sailor moon saga. Being one the fact that Haruka and Michiru don't love the other.

Tomoko: Because we already know why. And we don't need to explain those reasons again.
Jessie: *sighs* Are we finally done with this crap?
Miyuki: Yep.
James: Thank goodness.
Miyuki: We still have to riff the sequel soon. And now we know that he's going to be a "Moonlight Knight"... even though there was only one Moonlight Knight in the original anime.
James: Oh. Good. That'll give me plenty of time to construct a guillotine so I won't have to read it.

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