Mystery Science Theater En Masse: The Movie

Super Special 1: A Cruel Angel's Thesis (Part Two)

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Note: The Hedgehog triplets (Sonic, Sonia, and Manic) will mainly tackle this part.

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Athena: Oh? Kyo, are you here?
Kyo K.: What the? Athena?
Athena: Hi! I got word from Benimaru that you'd be here. This is what you've been doing all of this time?
Kyo K.: *shrugs* Hey, it passes the time.
Athena: *as she sits next to Kyo K.* And you've never paid attention in school? You... kind of need some better hobbies, Kyo.
Kyo K.: *makes a face* You're very encouraging.

Chapter 2 - Hello, Again

The morning sunshine blinded Kyo as he sluggishly trudded towards school. He scratched his head, still crumpled from the nightly abuse during his slumber, as he yawned.

Manic: Considering that this fic's gonna abuse you, you might as well take the beating.

"God, I really don't feel like goin' man...."
Still tired from the riot he and Iori had in Shibuya the night before, Kyo mumbled. But today was the first day of the semester*, and skipping today meant a BIG lecture from Yuki, and a headache for himself.

Sonia: I'm starting to wonder if the Suethor doesn't like Yuki.
Sonic: Sis, what Suethor in this fandom even likes her?
Sonia: ...you have a point.

"Ohayo~~, Kyo-kun!!"
Slam!
"AAArrrrrrrgh!!"

Athena, now regretfully for Kyo a classmate, came running from behind and slapped his back. Though she fought in the King of Fighters, Athena's physical strength meant nothing more than a mosquito bite to Kyo. But today, even a friendly pat from her sent sharp pains coursing through his body.

Athena: Are... are you serious...?
Manic: And now we know who the Suethor hates!
Sonia: With that so-called coded language, this is obvious. Really? "Regretfully for Kyo a classmate"? "Physical strength meant nothing more than a mosquito bite"? Um, Suethor? Athena's actually one of Kyo's closest friends, you ninny. Also, I guess that you don't like those feminine women.
Sonic: Sounds like "Meet Shyloh", only much, much longer. Also, this is gonna be real hypocritical, considering the Sue's endless list of powers.
Sonia: How do you know?
Sonic: Akiko and Cassy read ahead.
Akiko: *waves* You're welcome!

"A....gomen (sorry)! What's wrong?"

Sonia: This fic's all wrong. Start from scratch.

"Haha...nothin'...just got caught by that freak last night."
"You mean Yagami-kun? So you got in a fight? The night before class begins!?"

Manic: Why not? He doesn't have to deal with school! Screw the other guy's schedule, he said!

Trying to hide the pain from her (but kind of unsuccessful...), Kyo told the story about the night before to Athena.

"Hmm...that was a bummer for you...so, who won?"
"Well, a girl stopped us before I could finish him, and took Iori in to her store...."
"Really? I hope she wasn't eaten!"

Sonic: I wish. Then we wouldn't have to read the remaining chapters of this giant thing.
Sonia: Of course the Suethor would turn Athena into this... ditz. She'd actually be concerned for both of them. But then again, I'm using logic.

Kin, kon, kan, ko..n.....

Just then, the school bell forced the two back to their senses.
"Shit! Athena, run!!"
"A! Wait for me!"
The two broke into a mad dash for the campus....

Manic: ...and then they ran out of the fic. The first words from Athena were along the lines of, "Freedom! Sweet freedom!"

"And so you're late for the first day of school? How pathetic!"
The strong words of Yuki greeted Kyo. Yuki, the class president, was of course, Kyo's girlfriend, and their relationship obviously didn't cloud her sense of responsibility. As Kyo slumped into his chair in exhaustion, she marched up to him, hands on her hips. Her anger didn't abstract her beauty in anyway. Her short hair, dyed a light reddish-brown, swayed over her small face as she moved. Her eyes were large and full of emotion.

Sonic: I guess the Suethor doesn't hate Yuki after all. She's not being insulted in the narration like Athena was a minute ago.
Sonia: Ah-ah, nope. Benji Himura--
Kyo L.: I don't want to hear that asshole's name for the next thousand years!
Sonia: I agree, but hush up, Kyo! Anyway, remember that horrible fic where that awful excuse for a writer said that he liked Haruka, yet she was being bashed left and right?
Manic: Oh, yeah. Now I'm confused.
Sonia: That's what poorly written fics will do to you.

But it nonetheless was not the face Kyo wanted to see at that moment, being in pain from the forcefull running in his aching state. He looked up at her, and sighed.

"Oh, give me a break, Yuki!"
"For crying out loud! I've given you a break for God-knows-how-long, and look at you! Now get up, we'll be late for the assembly."
"Huh?"
Yuki waved her hands in the air.
"And this the fifth year for you being here, isn't it? THE ASSEMBLY! You know, the one we have at the beginning of every year?"
"Shit, you're right, the assembly! And I actually ran to find out that that's all we're having today!"
Kyo remembered how long the principal's speeches are. He gathered the new textbooks from his desk and shoved them into his thin bookbag hurrily.

"What are you doing, Kyo?"
"What am I doing? Do you think I'm bored enough to sit through that dumb-ass assembly? I'm trottin' off."
"What!? But Kyo..."
"Tell the teachers I got sick or somethin' for me, OK? See ya, Yuki!"

Sonic: Kyo's skipping school again? Must be a day ending in Y.

Before Yuki could respond, Kyo grabbed his bag and dashed back out. Realizing what had just happened, Yuki looked down at Kyo's desk, and slammed her fist on it. All it did was numb her hand with a dull pain that made her even angrier.
"Mou (darn)! I'll get him for this!"

Manic: Why is Yuki sounding like some cheesy cartoon villain here?
Sonia: I have no idea.

"Aaargh!  Chikoku~~ (tardy)! I'm late on the first day of class!"
Kira exclaimed as she glared at her wrist watch. She dashed down the promenade in her high-heels, pulling up the strap of her large bag that shifted off her shoulder once in a while.

Sonia: She's running in high heels. This is going to be real hypocritical if the Suethor hates Athena for being "girly" and "feminine".
Manic: It's only okay if the Sue wears 'em. She has better standards than those plebians. *adjusts an imaginary monocle*
Sonic: Can't have a usual story without the heroine being late for class. Someone make a list of clichés here!
Jayleen: I can guarantee you that I'm already starting that massive list, Mr. Hedgehog.
Sonic: *scratches his head* Uh... just call me "Sonic", please.
Jayleen: Very well.

Being home so late, and having so many "strange" encounters the night before kept her awake for quite a while, and when she looked at the clock, the hour was already past her morning classes.

Manic: What the heck was she doing, sleeping with Iori?
Sonia: Manic, hush! You might jinx it!

"Well, at least I can make it for the afternoon class...I'll have to get notes from Shizuku, or Fubuki, I guess..."
Kira thought to herself as she glanced at the arcade center she was about to race by. The glass doors slid open as a man in highschool uniform stomped out. "Damn! Now I don't have money for lunch!", he exclaimed as he adjusted his white bandana. Kira stopped, and killed her laughter that boiled from the back of her throat. She straighten herself, and walked quietly behind the man. Keeping her distance, she tapped him with her bag on his head.

Sonic, Sonia, Manic: Cliché!

"Kora (hey), you adolescent teenager!"
"Ow!....A, you're last night's...what are you doing here?"
"Ha, look who's talking, you should be in school at this hour."
"Ok, ok, I skipped! And what are you doing here?"
"Actually, I'm in the same position as you...I accidently skipped my morning classes, and so I'm off to my afternoon class."
"Accidently? Yeah, right..."

Manic: See? Even he knows that the Sue's using that as an excuse!
Sonic: And then he "accidentally" fell in love with her while ignoring his canon girlfriend, right? Sounds like a story of "destined" love!
Kyo K., Emi: *cringes*

"Hey, at least I'm going to class! You seem pretty bored yourself...wanna come?"
"Huh? That's a new pick up line!"

Sonia: No, it's not, "Kyo". This fic really made you dense, didn't it?
Kyo K.: Almost every fic makes me dense!

"Oh, in a million years! It's not a lecture class, so I think it won't be that boring..."
"You're in college!?"
"Yeah. So, what do you say?"

Manic: If he wasn't lobotomized, he'd actually say no. But since this is a Sue fic...

Kyo was more than happy to kill time since he just spent his money-at-hand in the arcades, especially with a cute girl! Though the idea of college scared him, it might be a better passtime then going home and sleeping.

"Sure!"

Manic: ...of course he'd go with her.
Sonic: *yawns* How many times does this fic have to tell us that he instantly likes her? And how many times does this fic needs to tell us that she's "cute"? I mean, this didn't happen with Emi that much!
Sonia: Only once, if I remember correctly. This fic just loves to repeat it. And repeat it... and repeat it.
Sonic: Then I hope that these chili dogs don't repeat on me.
Sonia: *grimaces* Thank you, Sonic.

"OSO----I (you're slow)!!"
Ruka shouted, flipping his pony tail from his shoulder, as he spotted Kira running into the campus. Kira ran to her friends, with Kyo right behind her.
"I signed you in your place in math class, so you're considered 'present' in it. Buy me something to eat later, ok?"
Itsuki said, as he shifted his backpack from the left to the right shoulder.
Kyo kept his distance from the crowd, thinking that they might recognize him from the heavy exposure from the media he had last summer during the KOF '96. Coping with fans can be hard, sometimes, and Kyo has learned that the hardway.

Sonia: This would make sense, but you're stuck in a Mary Sue fic. Therefore, you don't exist to them.

He looked around the campus as Kira chatted with her friends (and virtually forgetting the presence of Kyo all together).

Sonia: Told you.
Sonic: This fic can't be any more blatant with ignoring the canon characters, huh?
Manic: No kiddin'.

("Tokyo Art Institute"!? So, she's an art student, eh?)
Kyo thought to himself as he observed the shuffling students around them. They all seemed so mature and foreign to him, though half of them were probably his age or younger.

"So, who's the guy?"
Kyo looked back at Kira as she was teased by Itsuki, who was nudging her with his elbow.
"Oh, I forgot to introduce you to my friends! Gomen (sorry)!"
Kira blushed in her ingorance.

Manic, Kyo L.: *coughbullshitcough*
Sonic: Ha! Lady, this fic's all about you. Don't even try to be humble. We didn't buy it with the last fic, and we're clearly not gonna buy it in this mess.

"Okay, well, you know I'm in a band from last night, right? Well, these are the band members, as well as my childhood friends."
Knowing how bad his memory is when it comes to faces and names, Kyo concentrated hard (while trying to look casual as possible).

Sonia: Thinking? Kyo is thinking?
Kyo K.: I'll be thinking about getting you back for that one, Sonia.

Itsuki, the drummer, was taller than Kyo, and had black hair. Or was it black? When the sun shines on his hair, it has a greenish glow. He wore a simple sweat shirt with jeans, but his firm frame was noticable.

Manic: What kind of acid hair does that guy have?
Sonia: Maybe it's like Keiko's hair, which is dark green. Of course the purple prose made it sound all wonky.

Shizuku was introduced as the general director of the group, managing the role of prop, costumes, lighting, and so forth. She is also Itsuki's sister. Her hair, long and straight cascaded down her fragile back and by her thin face, which was fasten into a ponytail with ribbons that looked almost like ice sicles. 'She seemed to be the mathematic type...(^_^;)', Kyo thought as he shook her cold hand.

Sonic: *confused* That didn't... make any sense.
Amy: I have a feeling that we're going to be saying "That doesn't make any sense!" a lot.

Ruka does the back vocals and the announcing during the performances, but is acutally performs the base guitarist. He was somewhat shorter, with blazing red hair, and a face that can easily be mistaked as a girl's.'Definitely younger than me...', Kyo observed.
Fubuki had short hair slicked back, except for his bangs. He was one of the percussion artists of the band. His eyes were narrow and calm, as if to see all. Though he had a fragile physique, Kyo could sense the 'ki' that Fubuki bore.

Sonia: And does he have hits that are akin to mosquito bites, Suethor?
Sonic: Leave it to you and Ames to point out the hipocrisy in this stuff.

Raiya, probably as tall as Kyo, was the lead guitarist of the band, with a BIG smile. He had light blue hair. His huge, red eye seemed to spark with curiosity.
And last as Hotaru, a frail girl with black hair to her shoulders, was the other percussions artist of the band as well as the back vocalist. She seems to be the quiet type, and her white skin tone glistened in the bright spring sunlight. Kyo smiled at her as she blushed as they shook each other's hand.
"And with me, the band 'Stella' is formed!", Kira anounced at the end.
"Quite a large band, isn't it?"

Sonic: Someone hasn't met Bruce Springsteen and the E Street Band.

"But with these members, we can make awesome music."
"Just as long as you don't mess up!"
With the sharp return of Shizuku to Itsuki, the group burst into laughter.

Sonia: *sighs, says flatly* Comedy.
Sonic, Manic: *flatly* My sides.
Amy: Excuse me, but I've realized something. You noticed that the OCs had descriptions in their introductions, and so did Kyo and Iori. But Yuki barely had a description... and when it came to Athena... she was actually being insulted.
Sonic: Suethor's priorities, Ames. They're messed up.

"Ha, made it in time!"
Kira boasted as she walked in the studio for her afternoon drawing class. Kyo followed (thinking it might be bored to just chill in the school cafeteria alone), as half the class came running up to them.

"Kira chan Kira chan!  Who's the looker!?", the girls flocked to Kyo.

Kyo L.: *throws his hands in the air* Oh, come the fuck on! The Sue's got flunkies that're kissing her ass?!
Manic: Wouldn't be a Sue fic without that, man.
Sonia: Hmm. I'm starting to wonder if she has one of the worst traits.
Sonic: And what's that?
Sonia: You have to kiss her butt at all times. If you call her out at any time, you're immediately branded as "evil". I'm afraid that that's going to happen to Athena at some point in this mess.

"Uh....(^_^;), thanx for the greeting, you all, I love you too...he's...."
"Kyo. Kusanagi Kyo desu."

Kyo K.: "Desu"?! Oh, I'm drinking, I'm drinking!

"Kusanagi Kyo!!? As in the KoF champ!?"

Sonic: No, as in the guy down the street who sells carpets. What do you think?

A chorus of high-pitched voices echoed in the studio. Kyo lingered in his popularity among the girls, but seeing that Kira has already taken her position at an eisle to begin her sketching, Kyo respectfully broke the crowd of girls and trotted over to her.

Sonia: Brainwashing complete.

"So you are Kusanagi Kyo,"
Kira remarked as she pulled out a large sketchbook and some charcoal pens from her bag.
"Come to think of it, I didn't ask for your name, though I kind of figured it out...."
"Was that so? "
Kyo answered, repeating Kira's name in his mind so he won't forget.

Manic: In his mind... and probably his crotch.

"Oh, I'm gonna be a little serious during this class, and I might just sit here and draw without talking, so feel free to wander around, OK, Kyo-kun?"
"Just Kyo's fine."
Kyo said as he slumped down on a pile of boxes not far from Kira's eisle.

Two hours past and the art students were taking a break from sitting, glaring at the still life of fruits at the center of the room, and slashing furiously at their erected sketchbooks with charcoal pencils.

Rory: Are they edible?
James: They're probably wax fruits, Rory.
Rory: Aww, man!

Kira remained at her eisle, sketching. Noticing the other classmates shuffling around in the studio, she turned to Kyo (who was only naturally dozing off).

Athena: *glances at the sleeping Kyo K.* Oh, that's natural.
Miyuki: As natural as the sky's blue.

"Sorry, is this boring?"
"No, not at all!"
"We usuall have a break around this time to stretch and stuff, but I usually stay here and draw."
"It seems you really like to draw, huh?"
"Yeah, this is the only thing I can compete with other people with..."
Kira smiled, and turned back to her sketch pad. Kyo shifted to see her work, and though he had no talent in drawing, he understood her skills from her sketches.

Sonic: Mai, you may want to get your sketchbook out.
Mai: And what would you like me to draw?
Sonic: Try sketching Sleeping Beauty over there!
Mai: *smirks* Sounds oddly fun.

"Kusanagi kun! Can we talk a bit?"
Five of Kira's classmates came up to Kyo during the break. Kyo glanced at Kira, who was still drawing. She turned around, feeling his anticipated stare, and smiled sarcastically.
"Oh, don't mind me! Go flirt with the girls!"

Sonia: Of course she can't have the spotlight away from her for two seconds.

"So how do you know Kira chan?"

Manic: *annoyed* Man, I... yo. No.
Sonia: See?
Manic: She's turning into Kathryn. Kathryn, sis. Seriously, almost every scene has had her hogging the spotlight.
Sonic: Yeah, too bad that the ones that didn't have her in them were all short.

Kyo was bombarded with questions by these girls, who were probably younger than him but were upperclass students than him. Of course, Kyo, being so popular for his looks and publicity, was used to this.

Sonic: Even though the topic is "Hey, how'd you know the Sue?"

"Well, I've just met her last night....she's really into art, I see."
"Oh, then, you don't know that much about her? She's a scholarship student here! We've never heard what highschool she was from, and we've never heard of her in contests on anything around here. But she's good!"

Manic: "We've never heard anything about her, yet she's the best person around!" Really?
Tails: And this isn't bringing up any red flags? The fact that they know nothing about her? And they still have to shill her?
Sonic: They have to. You don't want them to be sacrificed to that sun god that Sonia knows, right?
Sonia: What sun god?
Sonic: You know. That giant green... gray... guy? Looks like some Aztec thing?
Sonia: Oh. Right.

"Oh cut the chatting already, and at least that was a compliment behind my back! Let's go, Kyo, I'm finished for today."

Sonic: She has served her purpose as the Sue's butt kisser. She may live for another day.
Sonia: Of course she has to call for Kyo like he's some sort of loyal pet. Ugh.

Kira walked up to the group from behind, with her large bag hauled onto her shoulder.
"Eh~? Already!?"
The girls exclaimed in unison as Kira started for the door. She turned around and winked at them.
"That's why I save the flirting 'til after class!"

Manic: Yeah, yeah, "comedy". Who cares?

"Eh, so you live alone?", Kira bolted.
"Yeah. It's really good for me, you know, with all the freedom and stuff."

Tails: *as he's booting up his Miles Electric* Depends on the material. Sometimes, he lives alone, other times, it's with his parents. Kyo? How about it?
Kyo K.: I live alone, Tails.
Tails: Oh. Okay.

"....You definitely don't look like the type to be health concience. I bet you always eat microwavable food for dinner."
"Good guess!" Kyo laughed.

Kyo K.: *balks* Excuse me?! My favorite food isn't some dumb TV dinner! It's grilled fish, damn it!
Benimaru: Research and Sue fics go together like water and oil, Kyo.
Emi: Um, also, he wouldn't be able to eat microwave foods because he basically trained Shingo in exchange for free meals, just like how I'm being trained by him in exchange for my cooking. So, yes, that research isn't existing.

"And you call yourself a martial artist! Strength comes from a well balanced meal, you know. That's the same for us artists, too."
"Yes, Mother."

Sonia: She's going to lecture him about this... when she probably has some Sue powers that are gift-wrapped to her. Yeah. Okay.

Despite that this was only the second time they've met, Kyo and Kira were chatting loudly, teasing each other and laughing. (It's as if I've know this girl for years! I can be so causual with her,) Kyo thought to himself. (Kira who likes to draw,.....why does this feel so familiar?)

Manic: Hoo boy. What's next, they're "destined" to be together?
Sonic: I thought I said that a while ago.
Manic: Yeah, but it needs repeating.

"Well, it's not like I can lecture you, though. I always eat out myself." Kira giggled.
"And you call yourself an artist!? (laughs) If you're gonna eat out anyway, do you want to come to my place for dinner?"
"Tonight? Now?"
"Why not?"
Kira acted like she was thinking hard, though Kyo could tell she was just joking around.
"Ok, but don't make me as malnutritious as you are!"

Sonia: Well, this is a very contrived second meeting, isn't it? He doesn't trust people instantly!
Sonic: But she's a Sue, sis! He has to kiss her butt!

Kyo's room was suprisingly clean (thanks to Yuki who cleans it once in a while).

Manic: *sarcastically* Because you know, men can't clean, and that's the women's work.
Sonia: I keep getting vibes to that certain sexist fic, and I don't want to revisit them.

Kira looked around as Kyo opened the small refrigeratior in the kitchen. She peeked into what seemed to be his room. The desk as covered with magazines and comic books, and a bullitin board plastered with pictures. There was a low table on the floor with a keyboard on it, and a notepad by it. The bed, with the covers and blankets on the floor, seemed to be in the exact same state it was since Kyo woke up this morning. On the bare bed, Kira found a broken alarm clock. (I bet he broke it this morning, trying to wake up,) Kira thought to herself as she tried surpress her giggling.

Sonic: Sounds more like we're in Axl's room if you replace the comic books and magazines with textbooks.
Sonia: A broken alarm clock? Kyo, you broke that Clocky thing that Benimaru gave to you for your birthday, didn't you?
Kyo K.: Yes, I did, and I have no regrets. I got tired of chasing that stupid thing around my room.

Kira shook her head as she heard the microwave turn on and smiled. She walked up to the desk. It was evident that the desk wasn't used for studying, with all the motorcycle magazines and comics scattered on it. Kira chuckled to herself. Her eyes drifted from the stack of books to the bullitin board, and froze. Her vision focused on a picture and refused to move.
"Kore wa (this is)...."
It was an old picture of a girl, about 5 years old. Her hair, dark and silky, was tied in the back with a paper ribbon. In her tiny hands she held the sacred birtch branch, and wore red and white robes. A priestess robe.

"Oh, that?", Kyo called from behind.
"Don't get me wrong, I don't have a fetish for small girls or anything!

James: Yeah, who do you think he is? Jared Fogle?
Mai, Axl, Rory: *gasps*
James: *unfazed* What? Too soon?

That's the sacred Kushinada Priestess that gave me my powers."

Manic: Wait, what? What the heck is he doing with a picture of the Sue as a young girl?
Sonic: Because... reasons. That's the only answer you're getting.
Sonia: It makes even less sense considering that someone who knows about the Orochi... has given Kyo and Iori their powers. And it will make even less sense if she's an Orochi fighter.
Sonic: Sense? In this fic? That's a funny joke, sis.

"Kushinada....priestess...?" Kira repeated.
"Yup. When the Kusanagi heir turns 5, he goes to the Kushinada shrine in Izumo to get purified. Then he received the power to summon flames from the Priestess there. It's been 15 years now since I saw her and that was the only time, but I keep that picture around for a good luck charm."

Kyo K.: Oh, that is some bull and shit right there! I don't have some little girl's picture as a good luck charm, and I didn't get my powers from some Sue living on some dumb ol' mountaintop! I inherited them!
Rory: I propose that we call this thing "That Doesn't Make Any Sense: The Fanfic"!
Sonia: That's the title for almost every fic that's been riffed by us!
Rory: Yeah, but this really doesn't make any sense!

Kyo remarked as he carried the warmed up lasagna to the living room. On the way back to the kitchen, he saw Kira still staring at the photo, so he walked up to her, blushing.

Everyone except Kyo K.: Why is he blushing?!
Kyo K.: Holy shit, I need a heavy drink. I wonder what arsenic tastes like...

"Now, cut that out. I'm getting embarrased!"
"I guess I forgot to introduce myself to you all this time...."
Kira said aburptly as she turned around.

"My name's Kira. Kira Kushinada."
Kyo blinked. He looked at Kira, then at the picture, and back to Kira again.
"Eh...?"
"Long time no see, I guess."
Now he felt his face burn for blabbing about the picture right in front of her, the girl in the picture!
"EEEEEEH!?"

All: *silent for a few moments*
Manic: This... why is this a thing?
Sonic: I have no idea, bro.
Jayleen: What kind of nonsense is this?
Sonic: I... I have no idea.

"Kyo, hey Kyo! Would you get over it already? I didn't mean to surprise you like that!"

Sonia: Yeah, well, surprise. *waves her hands halfheartedly* Whoo.

In embarrassment, Kyo didn't say a word as they ate. He couldn't even look at Kira's face like he did an hour ago. All he did was munch on the nuked piece of lasagna. Kira felt uneasy of the silence and tried to look for a way to start a conversation.

Sonic: *as Kira* So, um, you're one of my many suitors now. How do you feel, Kyo-kun?
Manic: *as Kyo* Don't call me that, you snake.

"But weren't you the same age as I am? Why are you still in highschool?"
With that, Kyo's forehead slammed the table, drooping so low.
"......I flunked twice", he murmured.
Kira cursed herself for asking such a lame question.
"Uh...well, college can wait! All you need to do in highschool to pass is study the right things . But you have talent I don't!"
"Oh? What is that?"
"Well, you have a keyboard in your room, which means you can play it, right? I, on the other hand, have a phobia with musical instruments. I envy people who can play an instrument."

Sonia: Oh, look. The Sue thinks that she has flaws. That's rich. *points at the screen* I'm not buying your lies, Mary Sue.
Emi: And there's another canon error. Master Kyo actually has a guitar. It's either that or Miss Hedgehog left her keyboard necklace in his bedroom by accident.
Sonia: Only once, and that was because the string snapped off. He gave me a replacement.
Manic: Oh, sure, sis.
Sonia: *elbows Manic's arm* Shut up.

"Really? But it's easy, once you learn the basics."
"See? That's how studying is. You probably have a reluctance towards studying, like my phobia."

Sonic: *as he's scratching one of his ears* Well, I have a phobia of reading mangled canon.

"......that's a new way at looking at things. You may be right."
Kira was more than glad to see Kyo smile again.

Sonia: I'll smile once this fic's done.
Sonic: We have a very long way to go on that request.

"Say, how about I help you on our studying?"
"Wha..?"
"You know, lik a tutor or something. I am in college, so I can probably help you."
"...hmm......for how much?"
"I can't receive money from a old friend like you! For free."

Manic: Uh... meeting someone once, not keeping any sort of contact with them, and then reuniting with them fifteen years later... is not what "an old friend" means.

"But that's not fair....I'll benifit from it obviously, but you'll be just wasting your time with a dumbass like me."

Kyo K.: You really think that I'd call myself a dumbass?
Keiko: Well, you are.
Kyo K.: Bite me, gaki.

"But..................."
Kira thought for a moment, then grinned widely at her new idea.
"How about this, then? You teach me how to play the keyboards, while I tutor you in your studying?"
"Hmm...now that sounds a lot better to me! It's a deal!"
The two shook their hand in agreement.

"Yoroshiku na, Sensei! (Glad to make you auaintance, Teacher)"

Sonic: So, uh... this is gonna get a lot worse, isn't it?
Sonia: *sighs* Yep.
Manic: ...this is really gonna suck.
Kyo K.: Can I switch with one of my clones?
Jayleen: I do not want my estate being swarmed with copies of you, thank you very much.
Kyo K.: *sighs* Well, I'm boned.

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